"Yifan, you, your body really can't even shoot through bullets!"

Su Mei'er felt that this question shocked her more than being chased and killed, so she immediately asked with an incredulous face: "Aren't you an ordinary person?"

"Hehe, Mei'er, I'll tell you a secret. The corners of Hu Yifan's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and he said mysteriously in Su Meier's ear: "Actually, I am an immortal in the heavenly court." ”

"Immortals?" Su Mei'er's body trembled violently when she heard this, and she said incredulously: "Really?"

"Of course it's true, otherwise mortal flesh, how can they not be afraid of bullets?" Hu Yifan held back a smile and continued to flicker: "Mei'er, let me tell you the truth, I am a great immortal in the heavenly realm, and the immortal sister is the Daojun, with great skills, boundless mana, and even more powerful means." This great immortal has an extremely lofty status in the heavenly court, even if the Jade Emperor sees it, he must bow his hand to greet him, and call him a sister and a brother. ”

Sister presses Daojun, sister presses brother, what a mess!

Su Meier originally believed in her heart and doubted three points, but with Hu Yifan's nonsense, the more she listened, the more confused she became.

Catching a glimpse of Hu Yifan's hateful expression, Su Mei'er suddenly understood in her heart, and couldn't help but stomp her feet, and said softly: "Sister Daojun, sister, your sister! Hu Yifan, do you think I am a three-year-old child? I see that you are obviously thick-skinned, so thick that you can't even shoot through a bullet!"

"Hehe, is it thick-skinned?" Hu Yifan smiled and said, "It's obviously hard! Mei'er, let me tell you the truth, my body is not only hard, but also hard and durable, and there is only one weapon in this world that can be subdued, that is, a nuclear weapon hole, hole, hole." ”

Hu Yifan continued with an evil smile on his face: "Hehe, Mei'er, you should know!"

"Bragging, how would I know. Su Meier seemed to hear what Hu Yifan was referring to, and her face suddenly turned red and gave him a roll of her eyes.

"Bragging?", Hu Yifan let out a long sigh and said, "Mei'er, you can't speak with your conscience! You see, I have arrested these people for you and thrown them here, and the evidence is here, where am I bragging?"

Su Mei'er smiled helplessly, "Okay, you're not bragging, you're super invincible, super strong hero, okay?"

"That's pretty much it. Hu Yifan smiled and said, "Treat the invincible hero, shouldn't you offer a fragrant kiss?"

As soon as she heard this, Su Meier suddenly remembered that she had kissed Hu Yifan in the woods that day, hugged him to beg for incivility and the two of them kissed in the car today, and instantly her face turned red again, and she glared at Hu Yifan angrily and said, "You want to die?!"

Hu Yifan was stunned when he was scolded, feeling a little inexplicable.

Even if you don't offer fragrant kisses, you don't need to scold people, right?

Scratching his head, Hu Yifan couldn't ride his sister for a hundred years, and finally came to the conclusion that women are too strange creatures to figure out with common sense.

The seven people on the ground hated it so much, and the pair of dog men and women flirted and scolded them in front of them, and they didn't take them seriously, although the seven of them were now captives, but they couldn't be treated as air!

Just when the seven of them were unhappy, Su Mei'er suddenly said in a cold voice: "Why did you kill me? We don't know each other at all." ”

The seven did not speak.

"It looks like it's all hard bones!"

Hu Yifan said with a smile, directly raised his foot and stepped on the chest of a middle-aged man, and then slapped him in the face fiercely.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The crisp sound was endless, and Hu Yifan twitched more than ten times in a row, and then asked with a smile: "Dude, does it hurt?"

Does it hurt? How do you slap yourself!

The middle-aged man had the urge to scold his mother, but he gritted his teeth and held on, not giving in, "If you want to kill or chop, give a good time, this trip is considered to be planted." ”

"Looks like you still don't hurt much!"

Hu Yifan sighed, shook his head, and then his eyes were cold, and he slapped it again mercilessly.

"Crackling ......"

Left and right, the ear scraper was pumping very loudly, Hu Yifan didn't ask questions at all, and his two hands kept whipping on his face, without the slightest intention of stopping.

The crisp slap sound kept ringing, and after Hu Yifan twitched dozens of times in a row, the middle-aged man finally couldn't help it, he had seven or eight teeth knocked out, his appearance was miserable, and he said tremblingly: "I...... I said, I said, please stop fighting, I'll say anything. ”

"Grandma's, why is her face so thick, even if Lao Tzu is as hard as iron, it hurts a little to beat your hands. Hu Yifan glanced at him and said, "Cheeky uncle, say it!"

Hearing this, the middle-aged man dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, but his heart was full of belly: Your sister, it's not what I want you to beat, who do you blame when you hurt your hand? Besides, do you have my face pain?!

"Someone paid 10 million for your life!" said the middle-aged man in a trembling voice.

Su Mei'er's face turned a little pale when she heard this, and she said coldly: "Who?"

"I don't know, we are connected through the Internet, and we won't ask who the other party is!"

Hu Yifan directly waved his palm and said with a smile: "Cheeky uncle, isn't this meal not refreshing enough?"

The middle-aged man was so frightened that he trembled, and begged for mercy desperately: "I beg you not to fight, we really ...... I really don't know, I really don't know!"

After being slapped by Hu Yifan, he no longer had the toughness he had before, his head was swollen like a pig's head, and he kept kowtowing to the ground and begging for mercy.

Seeing that a few people really didn't know, Hu Yifan looked at Su Mei'er and said, "Mei'er, kill or not?"

Su Mei'er was a little speechless, killing people, this guy could think of it, she didn't dare to do this kind of thing, and hurriedly shook her head and said, "Don't, don't mess around, call the police." ”

Hu Yifan nodded, "In a legal society, law-abiding citizens, just do what you want!"

......

After reporting to the police, the policeman's uncle soon came, and the leader of the team turned out to be Wang Qianqian, who had just separated.

"Hey, officer, we're meeting again!"

Hu Yifan waved warmly to Wang Qianqian, who was walking in front, and said with a smile: "No matter how big the world is, no matter how far away it is, you and I can always meet, hehe, we really have ape dung!"

"You called the police?"

Wang Qianqian also saw Hu Yifan at this time, glanced at Su Mei'er beside him, and couldn't help humming in her heart: "What else are you saying that you are not free tonight, is it because you are not intimate enough during the day, and you drive the car to the suburbs at night to continue to do the car? What a scumbag!"

Glaring at Hu Yifan in disgust, Wang Qianqian snorted coldly: "Why did you call the police?"

"Because of them!" Hu Yifan stepped aside and pointed to the seven people who were tied up behind him.

Wang Qianqian took a closer look, her face changed instantly, and she exclaimed, "Wang Ming, Shi Xiaopeng, Ge Sen?"

"You know them?"

"Nonsense, they're the most wanted criminals in the country. Wang Qianqian said excitedly.

......