One day in heaven and one year on earth.

In the early morning of the next day, Hu Yifan's mobile phone prompt sounded, and WeChat showed that Sister Moon applied to add him as a friend.

Sister Moon?

Fairy Chang'e?

Hu Yifan was stunned for a long time with his mobile phone.

Suddenly, Hu Yifan remembered that Erlang God secretly filmed Chang'e in an attempt, and he was blamed for him.

"Chang'e won't come to settle accounts with Lao Tzu, right?"

Hu Yifan patted his forehead with a headache.

He's been idle for so long that he's forgotten about this.

Hu Yifan forgot, it doesn't mean that Fairy Chang'e has also forgotten.

In fact, she was still in a period of rage within an hour of the incident.

"If you can run, the monk can't run the temple, the one who should come will come after all, Lao Tzu is afraid of her eggs!"

Hu Yifan's neck was curled and he clicked to agree.

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

As soon as Chang'e Fairy's application was passed, Hu Yifan's mobile phone rang wildly.

Sister Moon: "Daoyou, why did you instruct Erlang God to secretly photograph Xiaoxian?"

Sister Moon: "Daoyou, why did you instruct Erlang God to secretly photograph Xiaoxian?"

Sister Moon: "Daoyou, why did you instruct Erlang God to secretly photograph Xiaoxian?"

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crackling and big~ wave copy and paste the questioning message, which made Hu Yifan's mobile phone a little unbearable, and it was hot!

Hemp ~ forced, there's no end!

Hu Yifan held the mobile phone speechlessly, and his heart was full of anger -, Lao Tzu instructed Erlang to be hairy, I was obviously framed by the god of picking!

"I like you!" Hu Yifan, who was extremely unhappy, replied with four words.

After a short pause, Chang'e finally stopped copying and pasting.

"Shameless, what do you mean?"

"I like you, and I can't help but want to take pictures of your beautiful face. Hu Yifan said numbly.

"Who the hell are you? Fan God? Is it Zhu Bajie's trumpet? Why have I never heard of your immortal name?"

"Fairy, I really like you! Please don't worry about my identity, you just need to know that no matter who I am, I really like you. Hu Yifan continued to say numbly.

"Shameless!"

"If the fairy thinks it's shameless that I like you, I apologize to you!"

"You!"

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Maybe Fairy Chang'e was so disgusted by Hu Yifan's meaty words that she didn't say a word for a long time.

After getting rid of Fairy Chang'e, the depression in Hu Yifan's heart also subsided by half, but the initiator, Erlang God, he didn't plan to let it go.

Thinking of this, Hu Yifan hurriedly sent a message to Erlang God.

"Brother Lang, you have made my brother so miserable, Fairy Chang'e scolded my brother and my ancestors for eight generations!"

Erlang God said: "Fairies are not like this kind of people. ”

"Hmph, why isn't it like that? She also threatened to go to the group to accuse me of being despicable, shameless, indecent~, and filthy~ perverted! Brother Lang, what kind of face do you say your brother will have in the future to mess around in the heavenly court? Woo woo!"

Erlang replied as if embarrassed: "Good brother, it's my brother who can't stand you, and you have been wronged." ”

"Brother Lang, my brother's wounded heart needs a red envelope to comfort him!"

Erlang God said: "Brother, didn't my brother just lose 10 points of merit for you?"

Hu Yifan said: "One yard is one yard, and the merit is exchanged for doughnuts by brothers!"

Erlang Shen was picky and said: "Good brother, Brother Lang is also a poor poor fairy, there is really no treasure to send to you, Brother Lang is so poor now that he can't even support Xiaotian." ”

"Brother Lang, it seems that the younger brother has to send a screenshot of our chat to Fairy Chang'e to prove his innocence. ”

Erlang God hurriedly said: "Slow!

My good brother, since you are going to participate in this Heavenly Court self-defense counterattack, then defensive equipment is absolutely indispensable, and it just so happens that my brother has a peerless immortal treasure in his hand.

Gifting it to you can be regarded as my brother's meager contribution to the safety of Heavenly Court.

Good brother, don't shirk, don't refuse, don't feel embarrassed, Brother Lang's generosity and dedication to the heavenly court are obvious to all immortals. ”

Ding dong!

A familiar red envelope logo appears on the phone screen.

"Damn, this picking, if you don't threaten it, you won't take the initiative ~ blood!"

Hu Yifan looked at the red envelopes he had blackmailed, and he couldn't close his mouth with joy.

Quickly receiving the red envelope, Hu Yifan couldn't wait to open the treasure chest and extract the fairy treasure.

This piece is as light as thin sand black ~ women's belly pocket, not big, even if Zhang Qingqing wears it, it can cover her towering snow-capped mountain, touch it with her hand, smooth as silk.

"You actually let me wear a women's belly pocket? Is there a mistake?" Hu Yifan's anger, which had disappeared, burned again.

Erlang God hurriedly said: "Brother doesn't know, this immortal treasure is a top-level natal immortal treasure, after recognizing the master, the shape can be changed at will according to the master's vision."

Brother, how could Brother Lang give you everything?

This thing is said to belong to the Queen Mother, and Brother Lang also got it by chance, and he kept it for a long time, and he wanted to give it to Fairy Chang'e. ”

After listening to Erlang God's explanation, Hu Yifan was relieved.

It turned out to be the Queen Mother's?

Hu Yifan hung his belly pocket in front of his eyes and took a closer look, compared Zhang Qingqing's size in his mind, and came to a conclusion: "The queen mother's small belly pocket is not a big poor milk girl!"

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The steaming hot pot restaurant was filled with bursts of spicy hot pot's unique peppercorn fragrance, Hu Yifan poured a sip of beer, looked at Wang Qianqian, who was chewing slowly and looked unusually elegant and demure, and muttered in his heart.

To tell the truth, Wang Qianqian is indeed the most charming and moving woman Hu Yifan has ever seen, and the first time any man sees her, male hormones will ignite and explode like dynamite.

If you just look at her appearance, her thick black hair is coiled on her head, her melon seed face is slightly powdered, her tight-fitting police uniform shows her devilish figure, and the corners of her mouth outline a charming and charming smile, exuding an elegant and intellectual beauty all over her body, and her height of one meter seven is matched with her snow-white and strong ~ round beauty ~ legs, which is enough to make countless men crazy for her.

Many men are often paralyzed by the gorgeous demon ~ glamorous appearance of this beauty at first sight, and they fall in love with her like a moth to a fire.

But just like her beauty, her personality is also like a barrel of dynamite, belonging to the kind of irascible fierce woman who ignites at a moment.

"The fierce girl has to be collected by her brother!" Hu Yifan looked at Wang Qianqian, who was extremely elegant and demure, and muttered in his heart.

"What is the origin of the man in black yesterday?" Wang Qianqian, who was full of wine and food, looked at Hu Yifan with a worried face.

"Hehe, I don't know. Hu Yifan took a sip of wine, dipped a little kimchi on the table and swallowed it, and leaned back comfortably on the chair.

"Hmph, if you don't want to say it, pull it down!"

Hu Yifan looked at Wang Qianqian's towering chest, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Wang Qianqian rolled her eyes and said duplicitously: "I didn't come to you today to care about your safety, nor did I thank you for saving you righteously. ”

Speaking of this, a strange smile appeared on Wang Qianqian's face: "It's a gift to you to help me!"

"Thank you for the gift of the Queen!" Hu Yifan rolled his eyes, "I'm not interested!"

"Hu Yifan!" Wang Qianqian's voice raised a few decibels, and she stood up suddenly, "You dare to refuse me?"

"Yo, our queen is still angry, can't I refuse?"

Hu Yifan looked at Wang Qianqian unscrupulously, his wolf-like eyes swept on Wang Qianqian's milk mountain like a poisonous snake, with a strange smile, which made Wang Qianqian feel as nervous as if she was on pins and needles.

"Can the police do whatever they want, but what the strongmen do?"

sighed helplessly, and Wang Qianqian collapsed on the chair like a ball of anger.

"Yifan, I really need your help! You just promise me! I just want you to teach me martial arts. ”

Wang Qianqian pleaded pitifully, then picked up a tissue and wiped her red lips, glanced at Hu Yifan with a white face, looked lonely and lit a slender lady's cigarette, slowly spit out a circle and said, "Yifan, I need to become stronger." ”

Everything that happened yesterday is vivid.

Wang Qianqian also realized how ridiculous and ignorant her previous self-esteem and empty-eyed behavior was, and it was definitely not extraordinary to be able to win a few street gangsters, there was a building outside the building, and there was a sky outside the sky, at least the three men in black yesterday could easily subdue her.

Hu Yifan's wonderful fight with the man in black also let Wang Qianqian know what a real martial arts master looks like, which also made her very excited.

"Qianqian, in fact, you don't have to be presumptuous, your skills are still good, those people in black yesterday are not ordinary people at all, there is no need to compare with them!"

Hu Yifan's face was straight, and when he saw Wang Qianqian's beautiful face, he suppressed it and didn't speak.

The gods and gods can't let her know about this kind of thing, and the gods and ghosts can't let her know, the more you know, the more dangerous it is, once you are targeted by the cultivators, it will lead to annihilation.

Wang Qianqian frowned, her beautiful eyes were overflowing~, and she looked at Hu Yifan with resentment and said: "Yifan, do you really refuse to teach me martial arts? Do you have to ask me to take off the original underwear ~ to give you before you agree? Do you want me to tell all the women who have been molested by you that our handsome guy turned out to be a big ...... who stole underwear~!"

Syllable!

A piece of shortbread was stuffed into Wang Qianqian's mouth, and Hu Yifan, who was sweating profusely, smiled bitterly: "I said Wang Qianqian, do you have to listen to Bai Xiaoting's jokes?"

Wang Qianqian glanced at him coquettishly, her charming eyes were rippling, and she said with a hint of **: "Oh, is Bai Xiaoting telling a lie?

"It's this~!"

Suddenly there was an angry roar outside the door, and the two looked out of the door together, only to see a group of arrogant little hooligans crowded at the door, everyone with wooden sticks in their hands, and even some people with white knives, led by a big man with a green snake tattooed on his bald head, holding a machete, standing at the door proudly.

"Is that her? Are you blind? A little policewoman can beat you like this?" There was only Hu Yifan at the table in the hot pot restaurant, and when he saw Wang Qianqian drinking beer leisurely, the big man's eyes lit up, and he immediately turned around and taught his hands a lesson.

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