"Wouldn't it be better if you just stayed at home and rested for a month? You are immune to the smell of your body, and if you live alone for a month, it will definitely not affect your life. Zhang Tianzhi coughed, damn it, I didn't pay attention to inhale a mouthful of urine from my nostrils just now!

"I see I'm so shameless and dirty, can you let me get out of the car first?" Zhang Tianzhi asked cautiously, spitting in his mouth, disgusting him, it was disgusting, he smelled his own urine and couldn't stop it, he accidentally drank it just now.

"I've got to think about it. "Agent Megan covered her nose with a piece of clothing, and the two of them were weird in the car, disgusting each other with the smell of each other.

"Dear, what do you want to think? What a happy ending! You see, the Green Goblin was caught by you, and the credit is not small, right? I guess you have directly become a seventh-level S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, seventh-level, how many S.H.I.E.L.D. ROOKIE agents have worked hard for 2o years, and 3o years have not been able to achieve it, you look at you, tsk, you have only been a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent for five months. ”

"So what?" Agent Megan glanced at Zhang Tianzhi, and his gaze naturally fell on the crotch of Zhang Tianzhi's pants, where a large lump was obviously protruding, and the whole pants were wet.

Agent Megan smiled vaguely, this big man still peed his pants, which touched Agent Meghan's laughing nerve.

"You smiled, can I leave now?" Zhang Tianzhi shook his left hand like a horn dog.

"Who is your dear? believe it or not, I shot you, do you know how traumatized my soul was?" said Agent Meghan, angry again.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Zhang Tianzhi shrunk himself a little more, this person can't be messed with now, he is the ancestor.

"Where did you get this stink bomb?" Agent Meghan's anger calmed down slightly.

This question is difficult, Zhang Tianzhi shook his head, do you want to tell Agent Meghan that Lao Tzu used to have countless demons under his command, and this stinking bomb that scares people to death is just developed for pranks?

"I've researched it, right?" Zhang Tianzhi thought for a while and said.

"Yes, because you put a stink bomb on me, I showed up at a critical time, threw a stink bomb to save my life, and finally caught the Green Goblin, should I thank you?" Agent Meghan's attitude instantly changed a hundred and eighty degrees.

There was no doubt that Zhang Tianzhi nodded violently, and then he took a slap.

"When I woke up and went to the bathroom, my underwear was worn backwards, did you do something unspeakable while I was drunk?" Agent Megan's fist crunched, the slap she hit was her right hand, there was a grenade with a ring on her right hand, Zhang Tianzhi grabbed the diaper with his right hand, afraid of blocking it with his left hand, the grenade in Agent Megan's hand fell and could only be slapped.

"Absolutely not, you can go and ask Max and Cather, you were the first to get drunk and the second to be drunk. ”

"Really, but since you're drunk, how can you possibly put a stink bomb in my pocket?"

"Because I put it before you got drunk. ”

"Oh, that's an explanation. Agent Megan pondered, but why did she wear her panties backwards?

"I'll take a month off, and you'll come to my house every day after work. Agent Meghan's face was vicious, which made Zhang Tianzhi shudder.

"Why? Because of loneliness, emptiness and coldness? I'm not that kind of person, at least when there is still a smell in you, I will never compromise!" Zhang Tianzhi's sword eyebrows were raised, and he resolutely stated his position.

Agent Megan raised her hand and wanted to hit someone again, but Zhang Tianzhi turned directly to face the car window and made her unable to move. "What do you damn think of me?

"It's not beautiful, it's not beautiful at all. Zhang Tianzhi replied in his heart.

"I mean, you come to my house after work to buy groceries and cook for me. Agent Meghan pouted.

"I can't do this kind of thing, I order takeout by myself, and ask the takeaway brother to put the takeout at the door?" Zhang Tianzhi felt that this matter was about to end, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"No, you have to make up for the consequences you have caused, if you don't come, I will come to you like today. Agent Megan affirmed.

Zhang Tianzhi sighed and glanced at Agent Meghan. "Are you afraid that if you run into someone, or are you afraid that the smell of your own cooking will make the food taste bad? ”

"Lao Tzu hasn't asked you to get paid yet, I shouldn't have decided to train you to be my eyeliner in S.H.I.E.L.D. in the first place, what good deeds to do? It's good to be a bad person, but it seems that there is not enough capital to be a bad person. Zhang Tianzhi muttered in his heart.

"I said no!" Agent Megan opened the locked car door and kicked Zhang Tianzhi out.

Zhang Tianzhi felt that the sky had fallen after being brought out of the car, and he was currently at a critical juncture in studying the moonstone, no, this was secondary, and when the time came, Agent Megan would not use the smell of his body to attack him, could it be that diapers were always in his hands? Don't be disgusting, okay!

Coulson received a call from Agent Meghan, at the moment he was in the office of Director S.H.I.E.L.D. Nick, Director Nick was still worried about the consequences of the stink bomb just now, Director Nick of Black Widow understands that there will be no problems, just disappearing for a while, but Agent Megan is different, they are all a little Agent Megan pretending to be optimistic on the surface, but in fact they can't stand it, and turn around to do something steaming in the world.

Agent Megan took a month off, she said that the stench on her body would disappear in a month, and she also told Black Widow to contact her in time and tell her about it. Coulson breathed a sigh of relief.

Director Nick nodded, but his brow furrowed. "This stink bomb is truly incredibly powerful. ”

Coulson didn't have to be sure of this, he showed up to say that he had endured it, and Director Nick saw Coulson's trembling movements again. "Should Norman, the chairman of the Ausstellar Group, be tried in secret or in public?"

"Secretly processed, processed and sent to the sandbox base for captivity. If it is called to the Federation to deal with it, it will be troublesome if there is a basket, and if you want to catch the Green Goblin who has learned the lesson, I am afraid that it will be until the next century. Director Nick had a pen in his hand and tapped lightly on the table.

Originally, Coulson planned to leave, but out of the habit of working in Director Nick for more than ten years, he intuitively felt that Director Nick still had something to say.

"The intelligence agent monitored an email from Banner that he would return to the country in a week, and he was in contact with a Hebrew scientist, a genetic scientist. ”

Director Nick felt that this matter was extremely troublesome, and for a long time S.H.I.E.L.D. had been silent on the matter of the Hulk, silent on General Ross, and silent on the series of damage caused by the Hulk, because General Ross had always borne all the consequences.

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