When Xuanzang heard this, he felt embarrassed again, and said: "Actually, I don't want these false names, I just put them forward for everyone to discuss." ”

Bajie interjected: "Master, in fact, I think you are the biggest trick. Monsters don't fight, you don't have to pick your own luggage, and there are apprentices to do it for you. Let's say it's westbound, the road is rarely walked, and basically people carry you on horses. You say that you are the main force in learning from the scriptures, but dozens of people are serving you openly and secretly. Except for chattering crookedly all day long, I don't do a serious thing! If you want to say that the first actor who learned from this experience, of course it is Brother Monkey, and as for the second actor, it is naturally a handsome and dignified old pig!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, I heard that there is a forbidden hoop in the Bodhisattva, which is useless, right?"

Wukong said: "Yes, yes. ”

Bajie panicked: "Master, you are Laipi!

This Xuanzang master and apprentice talked and laughed along the way to relieve their boredom, and they were used to fighting, so they couldn't be true, but where could the silver horn stand it.

Yinjiao hurriedly said: "Grandpa Tang Seng, please be gracious and let my eldest brother go, if it's too late, he will be finished." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, what's going on?"

Wukong said: "Master, these two monsters have a total of five super artifacts, one is the seven-star sword, you have seen it, one is a purple gold gourd, which can be used to collect people, one is a jade bottle, which can also be used to collect people, one is a banana fan, once you recite the mantra, you can blow people outside the Three Realms, and the other is a gold rope, which has been damaged by me, I don't know if it can be repaired." These five treasures have been confiscated by me, and the Golden Horn King is still in the jade bottle, and I am afraid that he will return to the West in a moment. ”

Xuanzang said: "Amitabha, good, good." His brother has already surrendered, so let him out. ”

Wukong said: "These two monsters are outlaws, and they have some means, I'm afraid that if I let him out, I will hurt you, Master." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, you are wrong. In the past, when they had so many treasures, they couldn't help you, but now that you have collected all their treasures, what are you afraid of them? You are also a monster, and you can't write two monsters in this pen, so you have to spare people and spare people. As the saying goes, why bother monsters?"

Yinjiao was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Grandpa Tang Seng, you are really a bodhisattva, a good person, a good person." ”

Wukong said: "Then what is the master going to do with these two monsters?"

Xuanzang thought for a while and said, "That's it, you let these two monsters turn into their original forms." The golden horn will be used as a mount for you. As for this silver horn, let him carry the luggage. If they don't want to, I'll be left to die. Two bosses, maybe they can make me upgrade many levels, if it turns into water for no reason, what a waste. ”

When Silver Horn heard this, he almost cried. He hurriedly said: "Grandpa, we are not monsters, how can we turn into our original form as what kind of mounts, what kind of luggage do we carry." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's not a monster, since it's not a monster, why do you occupy the mountain as the king, and recruit so many little demons as subordinates?"

Silver Horn was about to explain, when suddenly a voice came from the clouds: "Wukong, return my baby quickly." ”

When Yinjiao heard this voice, he hurriedly said, "Master, help!"

Wukong looked up and saw that it was Taishang Laojun, so he sneered: "The main master has finally arrived!"

Xuanzang said: "Who is it?"

Wukong said: "What do you think he is riding?"

Xuanzang said: "A big buffalo on a ride." Oh, I see, he's Taishang Laojun!"

Wukong said: "If it's not him, who else can it be?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, these precious weapons belong to your trophies, can you not return them?" Our scripture-learning team counts Ryoma, there are exactly five people, and in the future, we will have one treasure per person, and it will be much easier to subdue demons and subdue demons." By the way, I think the bottle you mentioned is pretty good, I wonder if I can use it?"

Wukong said: "That bottle is not too heavy, it only needs forty strength attribute points, and even a little monster can use it." If you level up a few more levels, you'll be able to use it. ”

Xuanzang Dao's eyes were full of stars, and he longed: "Wow, super artifact, if you insert another willow branch, won't you become a bodhisattva?"

Wukong smiled: "I think it's not only a super artifact, but also a super pretending artifact, hahahaha." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, I want this bottle!

Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, wait for me to talk to him." ”

Bajie also said: "Brother Monkey, you have a good brain, a lot of eyes, you are a negotiator, I am very optimistic about you." I don't want anything else, just that big sword!"

Wukong said: "Aren't you used to using water?"

Bajie said: "My fish is only a medium artifact, and the appearance is ugly, and the monsters I met all said that I stole it from a farmer, which is really embarrassing." Besides, who thinks they have a lot of treasures. ”

Wu Jing interjected on the side: "Senior brother, I like that fan. In the summer, when it is hot, it can also be used to fan the cool. ”

Before Wukong could answer, Ryoma couldn't wait to say, "Senior brother, I want that gourd." I have a low Tao, and I also want to learn from the master's yin. If you can catch a few bosses, you can also receive meritorious service awards, right?"

Wukong said: "You all divided the baby, leave a broken rope for me?"

At this time, Taishang Laojun was in a hurry, and urged again: "Don't fight the idea of the baby, give it back to me." ”

Wukong said: "Old man, these five treasures are my trophies, why should I return them to you? If you want someone, I will give it back to you." ”

Lao Jun said: "Okay, you monkey head, you stole my elixir and broke my Dan furnace, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, and now you want to be greedy for my baby?"

Wukong said: "If you people in the heavenly court don't join forces to calculate me, how can I steal your elixir and smash your pill furnace?"

Lao Jun said: "Back then, you went to the Dragon Palace and the Difu to make trouble first, and the Dragon King and the Dizang King both sued you to heaven." ”

Wukong said: "I'm at ease in the Nether, and even those earth immortals don't care about me, but your Heavenly Court wants to meddle in your affairs! Besides, so many monsters want to eat people, why don't you Heavenly Court take care of it?"

Lao Jun said: "All things have spirits, and this monster is also a living being." Monsters don't eat people, so are they still called monsters? The most important thing in your Buddhism is the word 'cause and effect'. This drink and peck, it is not predetermined, no one is to blame. ”

Wukong said: "A good one, a drink and a peck are not predetermined." Then you deserve it for me to steal your elixir! By the way, you threw a hula hoop at the beginning to yin me, how about we calculate this cause and effect again?"

When Lao Jun heard Wukong mention that old thing, he couldn't help but blush, and said, "This is a confused account, don't mention it." ”

Wukong said: "Since you don't mention it, you can take your two apprentices with you." ”

Lao Jun said: "Great Sage, let's take a step to speak?"

Wukong said: "Whispering?"

Lao Jun said: "Why do you come from so much nonsense, come here, I have something to say to you." ”

Wukong is a master of art and bold, and he is not afraid of what Lao Jun will calculate, so he flew into the air and talked to Lao Jun opposite. Lao Jun waved his hand and set a ban before saying: "Wukong, you have to pay me back these five treasures, this matter has even been negotiated by the Buddha." ”

Wukong said strangely, "Why do you have to pay you back?"

Lao Jun said: "Because you can't use these treasures." ”

Wukong was even more strange: "What is this! Your apprentices can use it, why can't our scripture learning team use it?"

Lao Jun said: "Because this will destroy the balance of the game." If the monsters in the future are easily settled by you, where is there any difficulty? This Journey to the West will not be able to be filmed. ”

Wukong said: "Then your two apprentices take so many treasures to rob our scripture-learning team, and they won't destroy the balance of the game?"

Lao Jun said: "This is just the people above are playing, and now they have all been negotiated." As the saying goes, everything is negotiable. ”

Wukong said: "You mean to say that the people above have reached an agreement?"

Lao Jun said: "It's normal to have a small fight." You see, those mortals, for a basketball league, or a football league, don't they have to fight to the bone? What's more, this westward journey to learn from the scriptures is a big problem related to incense, how can you not make a little awkwardness. ”

Wukong said: "That's what I said. Our masters and apprentices are just running errands, and we can't care so much about how the people above make trouble. But five pieces can't be done, and one can always be done, right? My master has taken a fancy to that jade bottle, Lao Jun, are you accommodating?"

Lao Jun said: "Wukong, I can't be the master of this matter." Do you really think that I refined those five treasures?"

Wukong said: "Didn't you refine it?"

Lao Jun said: "Although I am good at refining artifacts, I can refine high-level artifacts at most. Your golden hoop stick, Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed nail rake, and Li Tianwang's pagoda are all refined by me. I can't refine this super artifact. ”

Wukong said: "I didn't expect these treasures to have such a background." ”

Lao Jun said: "So these treasures must be returned to me, because I also borrowed them." ”

Wukong said: "I'll just say, when I messed up the Heavenly Palace, I didn't see you use it." Otherwise, I would have been accepted by this bottle a long time ago, and Heavenly Court wouldn't have had to arrest me with such fanfare. ”

Lao Jun said: "Actually, there are many insider stories about that incident, but you don't need to know." Alright, that's all I've said, return the baby!"

Wukong had no choice but to obediently return the five treasures. Lao Jun breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly released the golden horn from the bottle, and was about to say goodbye to Wukong.

Wukong said: "Old man, I've worked hard, how much interest will you give?"

Lao Jun was helpless, so he threw three bundles of immortal ropes to Wukong, and immediately brought two apprentices to the fiery flash. This monkey's head is too entangled, so if you can get less cause and effect, you can get less cause and effect.

Wukong replied to the master: "No way, these treasures are too big to keep any of them, only three bundles of immortal ropes are extorted, which are still disposable." ”

Xuanzang said: "Can I use it?"

Wukong said: "It can be used, but at most it can only tie up some ordinary monsters, and it won't work if you encounter powerful monsters." Because they can get out of their shackles with the help of avatars, hides, and so on. So he handed over the three ropes to Xuanzang and explained how to use them.

Bajie was a weapons expert, and he further explained: "This bundle of immortal ropes can only be barely counted as an artifact that does not enter the grade, and in the Heavenly Court, it is generally used by the Heavenly Soldier level, which is equivalent to the shackles used by mortal servants. Its main function is to bind the sinful gods who have been imprisoned in their divine powers. However, some ordinary earth immortals in the Nether realm like this weapon very much and use it more. Middle- and low-level generals like the Rolling Blinds General generally use medium-grade artifacts. I belong to a high-level general, so I use a mid-level high-grade artifact, and as for the level of Tota Li Heavenly King, I can be equipped with a high-grade artifact. And Taishang Laojun is a domain-level power, and there will generally be super artifacts. ”

Xuanzang said: "So that's the case, I didn't think there was so much attention to here." ”

Bajie said: "That's nature. It is obviously very abnormal for the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King to be able to come up with five super artifacts like this. ”

Wukong said: "No matter how much the baby has a fart, it's not just a pot served by me." ”

Bajie said: "You are an alternative, who dares to compare with you." ”

Wujing said: "But I think the design of three of the treasures is very weird. The bottle and the gourd need the other party's consent before they can be loaded with people, and the spell of the banana fan is too complicated, why should it be designed like this? ”

Bajie said: "I also think it's very strange. ”

Xuanzang complained: "If you can't figure it out, don't think about it! No matter how good the super artifact is, I can't get it." Wujing, bring me my individual weapon. ”

Wukong said: "You want to kill monsters?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, there is also a little monster in a cave." I'm going to test the power of that individual weapon too. ”

Wukong said: "Master, the bullets are limited, you should keep it for self-defense." This little monster, just leave it to the three of us brothers. ”

Xuanzang said: "The bullet is gone, can't you conjure it up?"

Wukong said: "The bullet is a scientific and technological weapon, don't look at such a small one, there is explosives in it, I don't know the composition and formula ratio of the explosives, if you rashly try to change it, maybe it will hurt you." You're going to die of this heart. ”

Xuanzang said helplessly: "Since that's the case, I'll wait for you here." Remember to keep your hands and feet clean. ”

The three apprentices agreed, killed all the monsters, and then burned the cave as well.

It is said that these two honest and cute little monsters were quietly let go by the North Gate Path.

As for the reason, because this impostor Taoist priest only likes comedy, not tragedy, hahahaha.