When the queen and her confidants were discussing strategies in the palace, Xuanzang's master and apprentice were also talking to each other in the post house. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xuanzang said: "That Her Majesty's eyes are very wrong, I can see my hair straight." ”

Bajie said: "Then there is no need to say! She grew up in this Xiliang women's country since she was a child, and she probably has never seen a man! Don't say it's you, even if I go to the old pig, maybe she will be taken by her." Alas, poor baby, who told her to be unfortunate to be reincarnated in the Xiliang Women's Country?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, don't get involved! Just like you, you can be scared to death if you close your eyes." ”

Bajie said: "I! I ...... Okay, you won, I did forget to turn on the traffic when I was reincarnated, so it's okay to say this, right? As for you, you have a thunderous face and a wilted body of a tuberculosis ghost. ”

Xuanzang said: "Don't talk about those useless things! Think about it, what way can you avoid this difficulty." ”

Wukong said: "What can be done? They are not monsters, and we can't help you." ”

Xuanzang said: "That's it: after the customs clearance document is signed, you will use the monkey hair to change another one of me, and then let the monkey hair accompany the queen, but I will hide in the team and sneak out of the city unnoticed." ”

Bajie exclaimed: "This is Li Dai's peach stiffness, the golden cicada's plan to get out of the shell! Master really deserves to be the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he is the best at shedding his shell!"

Wukong said: "No, you can't do this now." Last time I was in Tongtianhe, the Bodhisattva warned me about this matter, she said that I didn't have a driver's license and was suspected of illegal driving. If you recidivize, you will be deducted points. ”

Xuanzang said: "What does this have to do with illegal driving?

Wukong said: "Because you are the captain, you must be the driver to learn from the west." ”

Xuanzang said: "How can this be?"

Wukong said: "Originally, it was possible to exploit this kind of loophole in the past, but it was complained by those who bought stocks and lottery tickets, so new regulations were added." ”

Bajie said: "Aren't you very good at stealing, you sneak into the palace and stamp the seal, can't we sneak people quietly." ”

Wukong said: "This won't work either. ”

Bajie said: "Why can't it?"

Wukong said: "This is the capital of a country, not as good as the cave of monsters." If we do this, will the kings of those nations henceforth guard us like thieves?"

Bajie said: "Can they prevent you?"

Wukong said: "All in all, it doesn't meet the regulations!

Bajie said: "It's just a scripture, and it's really troublesome to stipulate it like this!"

Wukong said: "You want to complain, right? Then you go to the Buddha to complain!

As soon as the Buddha was mentioned, the eight precepts wilted again.

Xuanzang said: "This can't be done, that's not it, isn't that the end?"

Wukong said: "Master, you are also in a hurry?"

Xuanzang said: "Can you not be in a hurry." I'm not afraid of monsters, but I'm afraid of encountering such things! After all, I've never touched this thing at all. ”

Wukong said: "I think it's useless to think too much, just wait and see how it gets better." ”

Wujing said: "Brother Monkey, what do you say the queen will do next?"

Wukong said: "If you want me to guess, I guess she will find someone to be a matchmaker and use power, money and beauty to seduce Master." ”

Xuanzang said: "No way! Who am I, I am a monk of the Tang Dynasty! If I can't resist even this temptation, I can just buy a piece of tofu and die." ”

Wukong said: "Since Master is so confident, what else do you have to worry about, wash and sleep as soon as possible." ”

Everyone discussed for a long time but did not come to any conclusion, so they really washed and slept.

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When I got up early the next morning, the people in the inn had already prepared the meal. Xuanzang and the others sat there after eating and waited for news.

After a while, a female official came to ask Xuanzang, saying that the queen wanted to discuss with him about changing the official document.

Xuanzang said: "Isn't this reversal of the official document just a matter of stamping a few seals, what else is there to discuss?"

The female official said: "I don't know, you better go and ask Your Majesty." ”

Bajie gloated: "Obviously it's not that simple!"

Xuanzang said: "You scare me again!"

Wukong comforted: "Master, if the queen wants you to go, you can go." Old rules, the three of us are waiting for you outside the palace gate. ”

Xuanzang had no choice but to follow the female official into the palace.

Seeing the queen, Xuanzang said: "See Your Majesty, long live Your Majesty." Your Majesty, what's going on with the official documents?"

The queen said: "Holy monk, the official document is not in a hurry in advance. I would like to ask the holy monk a few questions about the Buddhist scriptures. ”

When Xuanzang heard that it was a problem in this regard, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He thought to himself, "It's not easy to talk about Buddhism, that's my strong point, as long as I don't talk about the wind and snow!"

So he said, "Your Majesty, please speak." ”

The queen said: "I have heard that Buddhism advocates 'universal sentient beings', but there is also a saying that 'Buddha is destined for people'. Isn't there a contradiction between the two?"

Xuanzang said: "Your Majesty, Pudu sentient beings are just an ideal state, but in fact it is very difficult to achieve. In other words, if there is no fate, the Buddha will not be able to survive. The relationship between 'Pudu sentient beings' and 'Buddha's destined people' is actually the relationship between ideals and reality. ”

The queen said: "That means that as long as there is fate, you can spend it?"

Xuanzang said: "Of course, you can live with fate." ”

The queen said: "Is the fate of marriage also considered fate?"

Xuanzang explained: "The fate of the person refers to the Buddha's fate, which is related to Buddhism. It's not a marriage. ”

The queen said, "Why don't you count? Let me give an analogy: I had nothing to do with Buddhism, but then I married a monk. This monk is from Buddhism, so won't I have a relationship with Buddhism?"

Cold sweat broke out on Xuanzang's forehead, and he said helplessly: "A monk can't get married." ”

The queen said, "Why can't monks get married? Isn't Buddhism going to purify all sentient beings, I am all sentient beings." And I still have fate, why can't you save me?"

Xuanzang said: "Pudu sentient beings are not under my control, I am just an errand boy, only responsible for learning scriptures." To put it simply, a Buddha is qualified to cross a destined person, but I am not a Buddha!"

The queen said, "Isn't the Buddha a monk?"

Xuanzang said: "Of course, the Buddha is also a monk. ”

The queen said: "Then you just said that monks can't get married, and now you say that the Buddha can cross the fate?"

Xuanzang said: "The fact that the Buddha is destined does not mean that the Buddha can get married." ”

The queen said, "This question comes back again!

Xuanzang said: "It's not that you're not married, if you don't get married, you don't have fate." ”

The queen said: "Isn't there fate when you get married?"

Xuanzang said: "Where is this! The logic is too confusing." ”

The queen said, "Is it confusing? I don't think so." ”

Xuanzang said: "Please forgive the poor monk for not being able to answer such a profound question. ”

The queen said, "You are a holy monk, how can you not answer this question?"

Xuanzang said embarrassedly: "Uh...... You wait for me to go back and turn over the Buddhist scriptures first. ”

So Xuanzang said goodbye to the queen and went back to the inn.

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After Xuanzang left, the national teacher turned out from behind the dragon bed, and Queen Qiyu said: "Your Majesty, it's wrong, it's wrong." You have gone down the evil path of convincing with reason!"

The queen said, "Shouldn't I have said that to him?"

The national teacher said: "The content is good, but the way of speaking is not right, and the rhetorical technique is not right, you will scare him like this." You can't speak too directly, you should be tactful. Remember, don't try to convince him, but find a way to influence his decision. When you really can't influence it, you have to know how to be coquettish and pretend to be cute. Many men just take this bite. ”

The queen said, "So what to do?"

The national teacher said: "First of all, you should follow him, so as not to arouse his disgust and resistance." ”

The queen said: "Then if he wants to say that he will travel west to learn scriptures, will I follow him?"

The national teacher said: "Of course not! What I said followed him, referring to the tone, not the content." All in all, you can't directly refute his point of view, but know how to take it step by step, step by step, and subtly, so that he will accept your point of view unconsciously. Men are knives, women are water, as the so-called knife cuts off the water, the water flows more, this is the truth of softness and strength. ”

The queen said, "This seems to be a bit difficult. ”

The national teacher said: "Why is it difficult?"

The queen said, "I feel that what you said is so complicated and profound. ”

The national teacher said: "It's not complicated at all, is your Chinese taught by a math teacher?"

The queen said: "It was taught by the Taishi." ”

The national teacher said: "Taishi is a pit goods, you will learn from me in the future." In this way, you will go to play with the holy monk during the day, and I will open a small stove for you at night to make up for the relevant knowledge. ”

The queen said: "The schedule is so full, do you want to go to court?"

The national teacher said: "You don't have to go to court during this time, you can't leave him with the impression of a strong woman." Most men in the world don't like strong women, women's men. ”

The queen said, "And what type do they like?"

The national teacher said: "They generally like the type of cute and cute, the bird depends on the person, and the one is obedient." ”

The queen said: "Is it the kind that you can pick thousands of times?"

The national teacher said: "Uh! The word picking is not used well, so it would be appropriate to replace it with the word pampering." Be mindful of your words, it's very, very important!"

The queen said: "Oh, I feel that the national teacher understands it very well." ”

The national teacher said: "When I was young, I also traveled around the world, and people gave me nicknames...... Ahem, cough, cough ....... ”

The queen said: "It turns out that the national teacher is still an old Jianghu! National teacher, please accept this king's knee, I want to be your student!"

The national teacher said: "If the queen has anything difficult to solve, just ask me, don't be so grand." ”

The queen said, "Teacher, do you have any tricks to teach me?"

The national teacher said: "Your Majesty is too polite, where did I come from." As the saying goes, a smile captivates the city, and then a laugh captivates the country, and the knowledge in this is very deep. ”

The queen said, "You can teach me two more tricks." ”

The national teacher said: "It's not difficult. The holy monk lives in the post house, what he has to use, what he wants to eat, what he wants to wear, you send someone to be in charge, you must be meticulous. Also, you have to instruct those people to mention you in front of the holy monks, consciously or unconsciously. In this way, you can always deepen his impression of you, and you can let your shadow slowly carve into his heart. As for yourself, when you should be close, you should be close, and when you should keep a distance, you must keep a certain distance, because distance can produce beauty, and this is a plan to indulge. ”

The queen said, "Is there anything else?

The national teacher said: "Of course. However, you can do these steps first. Methods are not set in stone, and sometimes they need to be improvised, which varies from person to person. ”

The queen said, "Well, I'll do it all according to your method." ”

PS: There is a shift at 8 p.m.