Chapter Twenty-Three: It's Awkward
Tianmo didn't care about him, and walked slowly, anyway, aren't you a great kid?
After walking for a long time, Li Yu's injuries have recovered somewhat, of course, he has not fully recovered, it seems that there are still top-level healing drugs, so Tianmo doesn't have to worry about seeing this.
Soon, Tianmo and his party entered a valley. Tianmo couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "I don't meet robbers in my life, I really feel that I don't have one!" made Mei'er and Li Yu speechless for a while, that's it, who the hell is looking forward to being robbed if they have nothing to do for a day?
After saying that, Tianmo didn't forget to look around, as if he was going to turn something out of this valley. Unexpectedly, Mei'er and Li Yu had silently quickened their pace, as if they were going to throw him off, yes, we don't know this person, and we definitely don't know him.
Suddenly, "Bah!" The man in black appeared all the way, and one of the leaders said, "I planted this tree, I opened this mountain, if you want to live from here, leave the money to buy the road!"
Immediately stunned Mei'er and Li Yu, I'm going, there are really robbers?!
"Damn, who are you who invited the teaser?" Tianmo couldn't help asking, and then pointed at Li Yu, meaning that you can go up, and we will give you the queen of the palace in the back.
Li Yu just came out very unconvinced, and just when there was nowhere to release it, a group of sandbags came, and he was really sleepy and came to deliver pillows.
"You, you, you, you gray boy, hurry up and hand over the valuable money on you, or we're welcome," said a little robber very angrily, completely oblivious to his leader's reaction.
"Oh, you want to rob us?" Li Yu said coldly, and then took out his weapon, which was a silver long whip, and the momentum was very formidable.
Tianmo couldn't help but speak, he didn't want this group of people to be beaten to death by Li Yu, so it wouldn't be fun, so he said, "Put the whip away, if you die, it won't be fun", hearing this, Li Yu thought about it and took it, and then went to this young man. I saw Li Yu stretching out his hand and slapping everyone a few times, and at the same time feeling that he was still angry, he punched everyone a few more times until everyone had a blue nose and swollen face.
"Ahh Wrong... Wrong," said the leader in a slurred voice, "You, you, you, you will spare us." ”
"Aren't you amazing? Lao Tzu won't go to work today, so I'll play with you" Li Yu said viciously, and then didn't forget to make up a few more punches, Tianmo just watched quietly, at this time we have to maintain a gentlemanly demeanor, we are not that barbarian.
"I... I... We're wrong, you have a lot of them, spare us," the man in black pleaded.
"Look at your appearance, you look like you're joking," Li Yu added, "Mao hasn't grown up yet, and you're still learning from others to come out to rob, do your family know?!"
"Uncle, you can insult me, but you can't insult our professional ethics" The man in black said, and looked at Tianmo after speaking, why are they all dressed in black, why is the difference so big?!
"You guys are still ethical, you like grass dogs" Li Yu couldn't help but continue to scold, "You just go back to the furnace and rebuild, you ...... How can I describe it?"
Saying that, a group of them had red and purple faces, and they all thought to themselves, what's wrong with this master? Even if the cultivation is high, the mouth is still so damaged, he must have taken gunpowder today, otherwise why would this be the case? No, I didn't take medicine today.
The group of people suddenly didn't dare to speak, so frightened that the babies didn't dare to speak. Even Tianmo and Mei'er couldn't believe it, this Li Yu was too damaged, this eloquence was really not ordinarily good, even the little cat lying on Mei'er's shoulder couldn't help blinking, stretched his waist, and couldn't help but come out with his paws, which means it's not over yet, I'm awake, really, Ben Meow is really tired today, and I can't stay up late next time.
After another lecture, Li Yu seemed to be out of breath, and then he spoke, "Okay, hand over your things, and then get out." ”
"Ann?!" the leader couldn't help but say, "Uncle, but we haven't grabbed anything yet." ”
"Are you !! you pigs?" Li Yu was about to attack again, "You are still robbers, it's just an insult to this title, what kind of ethics!"
This group of people blushed again, what can be done, we just handed over the looted things, we still have to hand them over to a more powerful bandit group, we were arrested by you before we even opened, what is this? And they didn't hurt anyone every time they robbed, at least we still have integrity.
"Uncle, you don't know, we don't finish every robbery, and we still don't hurt anyone, so our income is also the least," said the black-clothed leader, "so we are also known as the gentlest bandit group", and did not forget to show a proud expression after speaking.
Li Yu was also stunned, but continued to say, "Are you stupid?"
"No, we are also forced to be thieves, and we also know that it is not easy for others, so we will not be too ruthless, after all, we will leave a line for being a man, and we will see each other in the future," the head said seriously.
Hearing this, both Tianmo and Li Yu were impressed by this group of people, there are fewer such people in these rivers and lakes. Thinking of this, Li Yu's anger was not so big, so he looked at Tianmo, Tianmo also nodded, and then said, "Since this is the case, you can go, you can do it yourself in the future, and it is better to change the right way." Li Yu said with a righteous face, Tianmo and Mei'er couldn't help but have a playful expression, are you taking the right path?
"Okay, thank you, uncle, thank you, uncle," the group said gratefully, and then they were about to leave.
"Wait a minute," Tianmo said, then took out a crystal card, flew it to the person, and continued, "This is the treatment fee he gave you, so you can do it yourself." ”
"Thank you for your kindness, Childe, you will repay you in the future," the group saluted gratefully, and then left.
After they left, "Hehe, Xiao Yu, are you relieved?" Tianmo asked, Li Yu just didn't speak, and then continued walking.
"There is a small township in front, Xiao Yu, you don't have to go after a while," Tianmo teased, and then began to move forward, the road is not long, and it will be there soon.
After a while, Tianmo and his party came to this township, and the prosperity was not high, but they could buy a horse anyway. Li Yu said a word and left to buy a horse, Tianmo and the two simply found a restaurant, and then told Li Yu, and the two of them began to order and eat, especially the little cat, it was like a hungry wolf, people couldn't help but think, is this really a cat?
After a while, Li Yu came, and when he saw this table full of food, he couldn't help but feel very shocked, these two people haven't eaten in their lives, right, this is at least enough for more than ten people to eat, right? When he saw the little kitten, he immediately understood, this little guy is equivalent to ten people for a long time, sure enough, people, no, cats can't look good, why haven't you found it before?
Seeing Li Yu coming, Tianmo said, "You're here, you can eat too, this cat's mouth is greedy, except for good things, I'm too lazy to eat."
Li Yu also sat down to eat, and after eating for a long time, several people finally finished eating, and Tianmo shouted, "Little Er, buy it!"
"Here, guest officer, a hundred and fifty pieces of silver. ”
"Okay, Mei'er will give money" Tianmo said to Mei'er, Mei'er looked at her ring, and suddenly found that she didn't bring gold and silver, everything else was brought, why didn't she bring gold and silver?
Mei'er said a little embarrassed, "Childe, I seem to have forgotten to bring gold and silver." ”
"I'm gone, I forgot about you, what's the situation? Didn't you say everything was ready before leaving?" Tianmo sighed.
"Awesome, my brother, you are really strong," Li Yu couldn't help but say.
"Uh-uh, a little awkward, a little awkward. ”
"You pay this time, I believe you still have this money" Tianmo said to Li Yu, and then put on a shelf that I didn't care.
"Awesome, you don't bring money when you go out, it's really awesome!" Li Yu took out the money after speaking, after all, he often mixed the rivers and lakes, and gold and silver were still available.
It's embarrassing, it's amazing!