I rub!

Lao Tzu is going to be exposed!

Looking at the voice message that it was too late to withdraw, Hu Yifan sighed in his heart.

There was a mysterious silence in the WeChat group.

All the immortals were stunned.

The immortal family has the wind and bones of the immortal family, and the immortal family has the bearing of the immortal family.

In the long career of cultivating immortals from all walks of life, how could he ever see such a vulgar, so obscene, and such a nasty scoundrel?

When I was angry, I would at most shout "angry old man!", but you directly "his mother!"

Is this still the style that an immortal who is in harmony with the Great Dao, moving and invisible, in and out of nothing, and has a lonely body?

So after a short period of stunned, all the immortals asked about Hu Yifan's details.

asked each other, but no one knew what kind of god this rude and rude "mortal god" was in the heavenly court.

Everyone @ the group owner is too platinum star to ask what is going on.

What's more, they are clamoring to deprive the "mortal gods" of immortal status.

The reason is also very serious: We are immortals, as beautiful as gentlemen, and teachers of all spirits, how can we be as vulgar as reckless people? If we do not expel the "mortal gods" immortals, we will be ashamed to be with them!

Erlang God, Sun Wukong, Yue Lao, etc., who are familiar with Hu Yifan in the group, didn't know what to scruple about at this time, and didn't make a sound to help him out of the siege.

Seeing that he had provoked the anger of the public and was about to be exposed, Hu Yifan's face became more and more cold sweat.

It's over, Lao Tzu's good days are coming to an end!

was inexplicably added to the group, but was withdrawn from the group as a death.

Hu Yifan sighed in his heart, and secretly pondered: "I don't know if I was withdrawn from the group, whether the immortals who have added friends, Erlang God and Yue Lao, will also disappear." ”

"Spicy next door, at most, Lao Tzu will send some pastries to the god of picking, and then change his name to the howling dog, begging the god to drag me into the group again!"

Just when Hu Yifan's mind was in a hurry and he was thinking about the consequences, a friend application appeared in the WeChat address book.

Click on it and take a look, it is the group leader Tai Bai Xing.

It's over, it must be Xingsi who asks for sin.

After hesitating for a moment, Hu Yifan gritted his teeth and clicked agree.

Tai Bai Xing immediately sent a message.

"I've been too busy lately and haven't contacted you, which is my mistake. Although you have cultivated immortals now, you are still a mortal, and you don't have an immortal number, so it is easy to be exposed, so let's do it, I'll help you get one right away. ”

Walt?

Hu Yifan's bull's eyes stared at the boss in disbelief.

Although he had already anticipated all kinds of possibilities in his heart, Tai Bai Xing's reaction was something he never expected.

Tai Bai Xing actually helped Lao Tzu cover up?

Why is that?

Hu Yifan was puzzled.

"Why?" Hu Yifan hesitated for a moment and carefully tried to ask.

Tai Bai Xing replied: "In the underworld, there is a providence, and you will know it in the future." ”

Nima, a great god is a great god, and he likes to play tricks when he speaks, which makes people scratch their heads.

If you make it clear, you'll die!

Hu Yifan was overwhelmed in his heart, and replied: "Did the immortals already know that I was a mortal? However, it seems that the God of Wealth pulled me into the group!"

"I'm the leader of the group, and I can't hide everything from the group!"

Tai Bai Xing didn't say much, and replied lightly.

Could it be that the God of Wealth told Tai Bai Xing?

Although Hu Yifan was puzzled, he did not continue to ask.

After a while, Tai Bai Xing was talking in the group.

"@所有人, although the name of the god is mortal, he is indeed a first-class immortal, and the immortal is from Fangzhou, Dongjiang, so don't insult it. ”

The leader of the group spoke, and all the immortals were shocked.

There is a way to be a first-class immortal, a second-class god, and a third-class immortal, and the status of immortals is higher than that of gods, not to mention that they are still first-class immortals.

How can such a bullish character be mixed in the group and listen to them brag and fart?

And you can't grab the red envelope and scold the three-character scripture?

All the immortals were shocked.

Erlang God also gasped when he heard this: I can't imagine that the good brother I think has a lot of background, and his status is much higher than his own!

And the little gods and immortals who were shouting to remove the "mortal gods" from the immortal team before were all repentant at this time.

I was afraid that I would be cheap for a while and accidentally anger the immortals.

This god can even scold the old mother directly, and it is estimated that he is not a generous person!

Among the immortals in the group, some were amazed, some were worried, and some were shocked.

At this time, it was Hu Yifan's turn to pretend to be forced, only to see a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and he typed out a line of words.

"Those who anger the immortals, send a private bag in the group to apologize!"

In the end, he was thoughtful, but he was still not at ease, so he said again.

"Those who dare to rob the private bag of this immortal will be refunded twice!"

Bite!

The first red envelope appeared, and Hu Yifan poked it with his finger without hurrying.

Mixed Yuan Dan X10.

Bite!

Before I had time to check, a second red envelope appeared.

Bite!

Bite!

Bite!

A succession of red envelopes appeared in WeChat groups.

Hu Yifan looked at the red envelope logo on the screen, and his heart blossomed.

Haha, this is the highest level of grabbing red envelopes!

Hu Yifan was not in a hurry, and poked towards the red envelopes one after another!

Even, he deliberately slowed down the speed of grabbing the red envelope, expecting that whoever didn't open his eyes would grab a red envelope and spit it out twice as much.

Hu Yifan grabbed the red envelope softly, his mouth was crooked, and his heart was hot.

However, his good mood did not last long, because Tai Bai Xing sent him a message.

"It's good for you to help the Great Sage solve the crisis, but you have offended the two giants, although now that the mortal immortal channel has been destroyed, the immortals cannot go down to the mortal, but the great god and the great immortal can still communicate with the mortal world, so you must always be vigilant, don't be careless!"

"How do you know that?"

Hu Yifan was horrified.

He thought that he had done a very secret job of prescribing medicine to the Great Sage.

With Brother Monkey's face-saving personality, cooking mature rice with the peach fairy raw rice, although he is reluctant, he will only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, silently accept the reality, and will definitely not publicize the mess of being drugged in public.

But I don't want to know even the Tai Bai Xing, so wouldn't the Jade Emperor and Rulai already know?

Offending the two giants of Heaven at the same time, Hu Yifan's scalp was numb when he thought about it!

"If you don't want people to know, unless you don't do it anymore!" Tai Bai Xing's tone was indifferent, and he continued: "You are destined to be their enemy, so don't do your job, hard cultivation is the right thing, and the road ahead is still very long!"

"Why would I be their enemy?"

"Why do you say it's fate?"

"Why are you helping me?"

"What's your plot?"

......

No matter how Hu Yifan asked, Tai Baixing kept his mouth shut.

At this time, Hu Yifan felt a little confused.

He was annoyed by the fact that there were two more powerful enemies out of thin air, and they were inexplicably hostile.

Hu Yifan's original purpose of cultivating the immortal method was very simple, that is, immortality.

Now that he has eaten the big peach, the goal has already been achieved, and he wanted to live happily and happily.

Earn more tickets, find more horses, and become a happy man like Wei Xiaobao.

The purpose of Xiuzhen, the protagonist of the novel TV, is to pursue the way of heaven and soar in the day, but this is different from Hu Yifan's belief in life, he still likes to have fun in real time.

What destiny is returned, fate is destined, it's all bullshit, and soaking up all the beauties in the world is Lao Tzu's goal.

Thinking of this, Hu Yifan's mind came to mind Su Meier's charming and moving body.

When he thought of Su Mei'er, he was even more confused.

took out his mobile phone, Hu Yifan sent a WeChat message to Su Meier.

"Good wife, are you at home? Have you slept yet? I'll come over later, and please continue to cooperate with me to complete the cooperation project we couldn't complete last time!"

"What kind of cooperation project, why don't I know?" Su Meier replied.

"It's the big project of nearly 300 million, uh-huh, I need your help to cooperate, I'll talk to you later!"

"A big project of 300 million, hum, Hu Yifan, you big hooligan!" Su Mei'er suddenly understood, sent a voice, and scolded with a coquettish smile.

"Hehe, young master, I am suave, Yushu is in the wind, chivalrous and courageous, ancient and hot, upright, upright, how can I be a hooligan?" Hu Yifan put away his mobile phone and muttered in a low voice.

deliberately took a hot bath, rubbed for half an hour, washed his whole body white, and then Hu Yifan dodged, shrunk into inches, and came to the door of Su Meier's house.

He took out the key, opened the door, and walked in.

The room was brightly lit, but quiet.

"Mei'er?"

Hu Yifan called softly, but Su Meier didn't answer.

Nima, didn't you say that you would cooperate with Lao Tzu to do the project, why is there no one in the house?

Hu Yifan was puzzled, raised his vigilance, and hurriedly started his internal strength.

Suddenly, everything within a radius of ten miles in the vicinity was clearly explored.

"Mei'er, good wife, are you back?" Hu Yifan shouted into the air.

"Mmmmmm

An indiscernible voice came.

Hu Yifan's eyes glowed with gold, looking for a voice, and walked over slowly.

It turned out to be the wardrobe of the master bedroom.

"Little earthworm, where are you dying?" Hu Yifan hurriedly inquired about the red line snake in the sea of knowledge.

"Uh, master, you're here!"

The little earthworm jumped out of the dirty laundry basket in the bathroom, stretched, and then flickered, and flew to Hu Yifan's head in an instant.

"Didn't you want you to protect Su Mei'er?

Hu Yifan reprimanded the little earthworm in the sea of knowledge, and glanced at the wardrobe with fiery eyes.

After seeing the situation in the closet, Hu Yifan was even more annoyed with the little earthworm.

In the closet, Su Meier was held hostage by a masked man in black clothes and a black scarf with a dagger around her neck.

Su Meier's mouth was covered by the masked man, and she could only make a slight cry, and through the wardrobe, Hu Yifan could clearly see her anxious look.

"I just left for a while, and Su Mei'er was held hostage, what are you eating?" Hu Yifan scolded angrily at the little earthworm.

"Well, the little earthworm accidentally fell asleep just now! Master, people are still babies, and now is the time to grow their bodies, and it is normal to snooze. ”

The pitiful voice of the little earthworm came.

Nima, this unreliable spiritual pet.

Hu Yifan rolled his eyes, but he didn't want to blame it.

Hu Yifan didn't seem to notice, and pretended to say to himself: "Mei'er shouldn't have come back yet, hey, it seems that Lao Tzu is early!"

"Since Mei'er hasn't come back yet, then I'll make a delicious love dinner and wait for her to come back!"

Then, Hu Yifan walked into the kitchen.

Ding ding dong, the sound of pots and pans colliding came.

in the closet.

The masked man in black exhaled lightly, and the left hand that was tightly covering Su Mei'er's mouth also loosened a little.

I only heard the masked man in black whisper in Su Meier's ear: "Be honest, don't play any tricks, as long as you obediently hand over what we want, I promise I won't hurt you." ”

The answer to the masked man in black was Su Meier's shout of "hmm".

"Don't speak, nod if you agree!" The masked man in black whispered nervously: "Hmph, if you don't cooperate, be careful that we will slaughter your boyfriend too!"

Su Mei'er nodded hurriedly.

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