Text Chapter 169: Wash, Wash, Bath, Bath

As soon as Wukong flew to the vicinity of Pansi Cave, he turned into a small flying insect and searched everywhere.

When he found the door of the cave, he happened to see seven goblins there to seal the door. I saw that they were untied and untied, revealing their navels, and silk ropes emerged from the navels, sealing the doors of the caves tightly.

Wukong said secretly: "It turned out to be seven black widows!, but what are they doing?"

After the seven female monsters sealed the door of the cave, they carefully inspected it again, and then walked away with a smile.

As soon as they left, Goku was ready to take advantage of the situation and enter the cave to see what was going on. But he soon gave up on the idea, for the threads were layered on top of each other, and hung all over the door.

He thought to himself: "This is simply a nightmare for people with dense phobia! It's soft, slimy, and disgusting to look at!"

As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible, Wukong decided to find out the details of these monsters first, so he recited a trick to summon the land.

The land stepped forward, knelt down and kowtowed, "The land of the realm is for the great sage grandfather." ”

Wukong said: "Land Lao'er, let me ask you, what is the origin of these seven monsters?"

The land said: "Grandpa, these monsters have great powers, and they have been here for seven or eight years. As for the history, the little god doesn't know. ”

Wukong said, "You can see my master?"

The land said: "Which one is your master?"

Wukong said: "My master is the person who traveled to the west to learn the scriptures, and the holy monk Tang Xuanzang from the east." ”

The land said: "Little god, I haven't seen any people who learn scriptures. ”

Wukong said: "You are the land of the realm, how can you not know all three questions?"

The land said: "Grandpa the Great Sage, this is still related to you." ”

Wukong wondered, "How did it get on my head?"

Land Dao: "Since you messed up the Heavenly Palace, Erlang God has been removed from relevant positions, and the Land Mountain Temple in the world has been transformed into a self-financing mode of operation, and all kinds of allowances and bonuses have also been canceled. Nowadays, we are tired of running around all day in order to live, where is there time to find out all kinds of news. ”

Wukong said: "It turns out that they are so miserable! Then let me ask you again, where did these female monsters go?"

"They went due south, presumably to take a bath again." Heading due south, there is about three miles of road, and there is a hot spring called the Dirty Spring, where these monsters go to bathe almost every day. ”

Wukong smiled and said: "Okay, you old man of the land! I asked you about other things, and you didn't know, but now when you mention the matter of monsters taking a bath, you are clear and clear! Tell me honestly, how many times have you peeked at them!"

The land hurriedly said: "Grandpa Great Sage, you are joking! Little God, my mana is low, how dare I do such a thing! The reason why Little God is so clear is only because this hot spring is too famous!"

Goku asked, "How big?"

The land said: "This matter has to start with Grandpa Houyi's shooting the sun." Therefore, according to the old legend, when the ten black were in turmoil, the people of Li in the world were miserable, and Grandpa Houyi opened the bow to shoot the sun in order to relieve the suffering of the people, and shot down the nine blacks, and only one star of the golden crow remained. Nine black falls into the world's nine hot springs, namely Xiangleng Spring, Banshan Spring, Hot Spring, Donghe Spring, Manshan Spring, Xiao'an Spring, Guangfen Spring, Tang Spring, and Dirt Spring. ”

Wukong said: "Oh, it turns out that this dirty spring is still one of the nine hot springs in the world! ”

The land said: "Grandpa Great Sage, don't you want to clearly understand the strength of these monsters? I just want to explain the vast supernatural powers of these monsters from the side." ”

Wukong said, "That makes sense!" you continued. ”

The land said: "This dirt spring has many wonders, and it has a strong beauty effect, so it has become a special bath for the seven immortals of the heavenly court." Later, Dong Yong abducted the Seven Immortal Gu and evaporated from the world, and the Jade Emperor was angry and sealed this hot spring. ”

Wukong exclaimed: "The classic emotional blockbuster 'Tianxian Match'!"

The land said: "The Great Sage guessed right! This is the original filming location of 'Tianxian Pei'!"

Wukong said: "This dirt spring is really not simple. Not only is it one of the nine major hot springs in the world, but it can also be related to Hou Yi, Jin Wuxing, and the Seven Fairies, and in the end, it was seized by the Jade Emperor himself!"

"Six or seven years ago, seven female immortals came here to build a Pansi Cave, and they also occupied the dirty spring and converted it into their special bath. ”

Wukong said: "There is no reaction from the Heavenly Court?"

"Yes, that's why I said they're not easy." ”

Wukong said: "Could it be that the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor Lao'er are immortal, so they transform into seven female goblins and revisit their hometown?"

The land was shocked and thought, "How can you let me pick it up!"

This monkey is not afraid of the earth, and he can make fun of the Jade Emperor's daughter, but how dare the old man of the land? Since he doesn't dare, he can only pretend not to hear.

Wukong observed the words and guessed what the land was thinking, so he smiled: "I'm just talking casually, you don't have to be so nervous." ”

The land said: "Uh, I was distracted just now, and I didn't hear what grandpa was talking about!"

Wukong said, "Then I'll say it again?"

The land blinked innocent eyes and began to pretend to be cute again.

Wukong said: "Okay, okay, you go back first, and I'll handle the rest myself." ”

The land hurriedly bowed down and said goodbye, and Wukong rushed to the dirty spring.

He sneaked to the spring, and sure enough, he saw several female monsters washing their whites. I only heard the big strange words: "Sisters, let's take a bath quickly, and after we finish washing, we can go back to play with that Tang monk." ”

Wukong knew that he had found the right person, so he wanted to stand up and beat a group of goblins to death, but he thought again: "It's easy for me to kill them, but if this thing gets out, it will really underestimate my name!"

Wukong thought for a while, and thought of Bajie, a hungry ghost in the first class of the Three Realms. By the way, it's him, anyway, the reputation of this Bajie has been corrupted to the point that there is no lower limit, so just fulfill him!

Thinking of this, Wukong quietly stole the clothes of the seven female monsters, and reflexively went back to find Bajie and them.

Bajie and several people were waiting eagerly, Wukong pressed the cloud head and said to Bajie: "Senior brother, I will tell you two good news. ”

Bajie said: "You came back empty-handed, where is the good news? Most likely you want to beat my idea!"

Wukong said: "It's really good news! one is big good news, the other is small good news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you like to play tricks the most! You must think that I want to hear the big news first, but I want to listen to the small news first." ”

Wukong said: "The good news of the little one is: I have found the master's location!"

Bajie said: "This is already the greatest good news! How could there be better news than this?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, listen to me, the big good news is: the female monster who captured our master is now bathing in the hot spring!"

Bajie smiled: "Brother Monkey, you are so bad, you want to trick me into fighting monsters!"

Wukong grinned, took out the seven sets of clothes hidden behind him, and said, "You don't believe it! What do you think this is?"

When Bajie saw it, he couldn't help but exclaim loudly: "Seven!"

Wukong said, "I didn't lie to you, did I?"

The Buddha finally gave me benefits!"

Wukong said: "This task will be handed over to you, no problem, right?"

Bajie Zhengse said: "It is incumbent on you to catch demons under the order! Peer is innocent, long live the Buddha! I have taken this deal!"

Wukong said: "Sure enough, as I expected, hahahaha." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, where are those goblins?"

Wukong said: "It's not far, it's not far, it's just two or three miles due south, I'll take you there now, and by the way, I'll help you look out for the wind." Bajie, brother, I'm righteous enough, right?"

Bajie said: "Righteousness, righteousness, really a good brother! Let's go now, right?"

Wukong reminded: "Senior brother, these monsters are good at Gu worm techniques, they have many ears and eyes, so you should be cautious on the road." ”

Bajie replied nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of, isn't there still you to back me up, even if it is discovered, what can I do?"

Wukong said: "I'm just kindly reminding you, be careful in everything, and don't put yourself in it." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, Master has always treated me and the two of us well, and now that he is in trouble, we must do our best to rescue, and we can't be afraid of difficulties." ”

Hearing Bajie say this, Wukong cried out with a "wow": "Senior brother, brother, I was wrong, I won't remind you in the future!"

Bajie said no more, raised his feet and headed due south, Wukong followed closely behind.

It didn't take long to come to the dirt spring not far away. Wukong said: "Bajie, I will answer you here, and this time it will be your turn to make meritorious contributions." ”

Bajie shook his spirits and happily came to stand next to the hot spring. He heard a few female monsters squatting in the spring water and scolding: "This is a good thing done by a ghost who lacks virtue and stole all our clothes!"

Bajie stepped forward and greeted: "Oh, a few beauties are very high." ”

The six monsters said angrily: "How did you find this ugly ghost monk!"

Bajie was not annoyed, and replied with a smile: "I smelled the fragrance and found it." ”

The big monster said: "This is a private club, you get out of here immediately!"

Bajie said: "Private club? I didn't see any signs." What do you have to prove that this is a private club?"

The second strange said: "Ugly monk, don't you know the truth that men and women don't kiss?"

Bajie said: "When did I teach you? When did you receive it? Besides, I am so far away from you, when have I kissed you?"

The four monsters said angrily: "Shameless monk, you can really say anything!"

Bajie Qi said: "This is obviously what you said, why do you blame me in turn? ”

In the face of Bajie's super immunity, all the female monsters looked at each other and were speechless.

Bajie said: "Since you can't find a reason to quibble, it means that this bathhouse is a public place! ”

The three monsters said: "If you really dare to come down, the old lady promises not to kill you!"

Bajie said happily: "Since you promise not to kill me, then I can wash it boldly with confidence!"

All the female monsters exclaimed in unison: "Shameless! shameless!"

Bajie said: "I'm not as shameless as you, I'm wearing underwear to wash, hehe!"

I saw him skillfully take off his coat and jump into the spring with a thud.

Gu worm?Oh, the generalissimo of the anxious ghost pig has forgotten about this stubble.

The female monsters were really panicked, and they all forgot to take out the ability to take care of the house, and just blindly dodged.

What about the 8p that is good? It turns out that female men are also shy!

Seven amateur swimmers hid in the hot springs, but this time they met Mr. Zhu Bajie, the head of the former Tianhe 80,000 Water Army.

It's a good Bajie, I saw him drilling under the water, infinite spring, and he had a panoramic view.

The big monster said: "Sisters, we have been looked down by this ugly monk anyway, I think it's better to run!" The banshees couldn't care about being shy anymore, jumped ashore, and ran to their own cave.

When Bajie saw that the monster was about to run, he also jumped ashore and got dressed and chased after him, and while chasing, he shouted: "Shameless monster, Hugh go!"

Seeing this, Wukong shouted loudly, "Bajie, don't let the monster go!" He chased after him from a distance, for fear of ruining his reputation.

The female monsters fled to the cave in a panic, so they collected the silk ropes and got into it, and Bajie and Wukong followed closely and chased in.

The female monster said, "Children, go and stop those two monks!"

As soon as the words fell, thousands of small insects came out from all corners of the cave and surrounded Wukong and the others.

Bajie exclaimed: "Oh, so many poisonous insects! Old pig, I really want to be stung into a pig's head this time!"

Wukong smiled: "Dealing with such a weak insect, Lao Sun, I am very good at it!" I saw him blow his mouth, the wind suddenly rose, and it only took a short time to blow the cave clean.

The female monsters also expected that those poisonous insects could not stop Wukong and them, so they quickly put on their clothes and fled through the back door with Xuanzang.

It should also be the sixth sister who was unlucky, she ran in the wrong direction in a panic, and happened to meet Wukong and the others.

Bajie shouted: "Brother Monkey, this little boss is alone, don't let her run away!"