Chapter 143: A classic piece in the little shoe

"Instead of exhibiting a millennium on a cliff, it is better to cry on the shoulder of a lover for a night. This is a sentence written by a female poet when she crossed the Three Gorges in Fang Tianlai's era.

This "vs...... You can write a lot of sentences, such as:

Instead of living plainly for a thousand years, it is better to be a dazzling meteor that burns the eyes of many people at the moment it crosses the sky.

Instead of taking out a thousand dollars a month for pocket money, it is better to save that money, save enough for a year, and then spend it all in a day.

......

In real life, whether it is a child, a teenager, a young man, a middle-aged, or an old man, there are not many thrilling and magical things after all. Even if you wear this world and live in a world similar to that of adventurers that you have heard of in your previous life, the lives of mercenaries such as Owen Anderson can still be summed up by "firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea" most of the time, rather than what kind of restaurant fighting, street killing, jungle chasing, cliff encounters, etc.

As a result, many people live a life that is mostly boring plus an occasional limited amount of chat.

In Fang Tian's previous life, those stories, those legends, were the tailoring and splicing of life, removing those boredoms, combining those chats and even the chats of many people, and then magnifying and exaggerating, so some so-called "classic pieces" came.

By Fang Tian's time, many so-called "classic pieces" were simply everywhere, and when talking about Yang Xiaoxie, he still wanted to use non-classic ones, but no.

In the leisure books he has read, after so much time, it is the past and present life, and almost all of the things that can be remembered by him are classics.

So on this morning, whether it was Sharjah or Little Loli, whether it was Anderson and his brothers, or Pierre and others, whether it was Little Berg, Little Dick and other little pot friends, or Little Ivy and Little Kiki and other little girls, they all entered a world full of fantasy and dazzling brilliance in Fang Tian's narration.

Yang Xiaoshou was swimming in a small lake in the forest, swimming and swimming, and became interested, wanting to see how deep this small lake was. So he kept diving, he dived ten, twenty meters, one hundred meters, two hundred meters, and when he reached a thousand meters, he was done. But at this time, something strange happened.

At the bottom of the lake, in the middle, there was a dark hole.

Yang Xiao's shoes are bold, and he got into the hole without blinking his eyes.

He swam in the cave for a long time, and suddenly noticed a bright light in front of him. He looked closely, and those bright lights were actually emitted from the bodies of some small fish. Those small transparent fish that are the same size as Xiao Qiqi's little fingers, (when Fang Tian talked about this, not only Xiao Qiqi, but all the little girls looked at their little fingers, even many little pot friends), their bodies were glowing, and they swam around at the bottom of the cave.

Yang Xiaoshoe took off a shoe, caught a few small fish and put them in, and when he came out, he lit a fire and directly put the shoes on the fire rack as a pot to burn the small fish. (When Fang Tian talked about this, everyone who listened to the story finally knew the origin of the strange name "Yang Xiaoshoe".) ）

When the fire was halfway burned, something strange happened, and the little fish slowly became smaller and smaller, and finally, not a single bit of it was gone

Yang Xiaoshoe was angry and thought, the fish is gone, this fish soup, I still drink it, otherwise, I am so tired and tired, wouldn't it be all in vain?

So he took off his shoe, lifted it high with his left hand, and lifted it up to the top of his head, and then he lifted his head, and with a drop of his hand, opened his mouth, and drank all the water in his shoe.

After drinking the water in the shoes, Yang Xiaoshoe was about to put the shoes on, and suddenly the pain in his stomach felt like someone had been stabbed with a knife, and the pain made him die and roll on the ground, and the beads of sweat on his face fell to the ground one by one more than corn kernels. (When she heard this, Xiao Qiqi commented in a tender voice in an affirmative tone: dirty shoes)

Yang Xiaoshou thought he was going to die, but after rolling on the ground for most of the day, his stomach suddenly stopped hurting. He jumped up all of a sudden, but unexpectedly, he jumped so high that he knocked a branch thicker than Little Dick's thigh on the top of his head. (The little ones look at Little Dick's thighs and are all dumbfounded.) Little Dick stood up happily and deliberately lifted his thighs up a few steps on the ground. ）

Yang Xiaoshoe is a first-level martial artist, drank the soup boiled by three glowing small fish, and suddenly rose two levels, and now he is a three-pole martial artist.

(Fang Tian said this, the first segment is over.) Needless to say, Anderson and his brothers looked at Fang Tian suspiciously. Frank finally couldn't help but ask, "Little brother, is there really that kind of little fish?" Fang Tian nodded, shook his head again, and continued: "Confidential." ”）

When the little ones finally finished chattering and turned their eyes on Fang Tian again, he continued to the next segment:

Suddenly promoted from a first-level martial artist to a three-pole martial artist, Yang Xiaoshou fell in love with playing with water. He also wanted to go to the hole at the bottom of the lake, and wanted to catch a few more small fish and cook them, and was ready to eat three more meals in a row, and rise to level nine in one go. (When Fang Tian said this, Anderson and the others looked sideways.) ）

But unfortunately, he could still enter the hole, but where the little fish were, he could no longer get close, and whenever he wanted to go to the little fish, there would be an invisible force in the water blocking him, making him unable to move forward.

Yang Xiaoshoe worked hard for three days in a row, and he was tired and sweaty every day, but he still couldn't catch a small fish again. So he gave up on the idea.

Yang Xiaoshou made a small round cake with two arms stretched out and placed on both sides of the body, (all the little pot friends, including Little Berg, stretched out their two arms), put this very heavy and heavy round cake on his head, propped it up with his two arms, and ran to the bottom of the waterfall to practice martial arts. (At this point, Sharjah's eyes lit up, Anderson and his brothers lit up, and little Berg and other little guys lit up.) ）

After standing at the bottom of the waterfall for a month, Yang Xiaoshoe broke through the three poles and rose from the three poles to the fourth level.

(At this point, Fang Tian talks about the end of the second segment.) Frank and the others had their eyes wide open, eager to replace them. Only Anderson is calm. ）

Yang Xiaoshou, who had been promoted to the fourth level, wanted to celebrate himself, so he took out his bow and arrows and ran to the mountain to shoot hares for barbecue. He shot a hare in the leg and ran on a crutch. Yang Xiaoshoe has run out of arrows at this time, he threw off his two legs and ran to chase the rabbit, he thought to himself, if you have four legs, I can't outrun you, now, I am two legs, you are three legs, just one more than me, I don't believe that I can't outrun you.

Chasing and chasing, seeing that the chase was getting closer and closer, the wounded hare rolled in the grass halfway up the mountainside, and suddenly disappeared.

Yang Xiaoshou was strange, and thought to himself, this is such a high mountainside, will the hare beat the nest here?

He went to the place where the hare was gone, and when he picked up the grass, he found a great cave. (When Fang Tian said this, the little ones all opened their eyes wide.) ）