Chapter 146: The princess has a knot
Wukong thought to himself: "I've been out for so long, Master, they are probably in a hurry, so let's just go back first." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" So he drove the clouds and went back to look for Xuanzang.
Wukong met with the master, and Xuanzang said: "Wukong, you have been gone for a long time, can you borrow a fan and come back?"
Wukong said: "The Bull King was annoyed that I caught the red boy, and scared his little wife, and resolutely refused to lend me a fan." ”
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you said you, you can't deal with the Bull Demon King, and you can't deal with his wife, what else can you do?"
Wukong smiled bitterly: "Brother, if it were the past, that old cow would definitely not be my opponent." But now my skills have been greatly reduced, and I can't beat him anymore. If someone hadn't asked him for a banquet just now, I would probably have been defeated by him. ”
Bajie said: "Your defense is high, and he can't hurt you a single hair, I'm afraid of what will happen to him!"
Wukong said: "Although he can't hurt me, it's not a very cool thing to be abused and beaten by him, right?"
Bajie said: "You really can't beat him?"
Wukong said: "It's really impossible to beat now." ”
Bajie said: "Well, if that's the case, then the path of the Bull Demon King will be over, and you can only think of other ways." ”
Wukong asked curiously, "What else can I do?"
Bajie said: "This is obvious, I can only go to the idea of the princess of the iron fan." ”
Wukong said, "Then you can say it quickly!" ”
Bajie said: "You can change into the appearance of the Bull Demon King to deceive the fan." ”
Wukong said: "That's not good. ”
Bajie said: "What's wrong?"
Wukong said: "Although I fell out with the Bull Demon King, I also had a righteous relationship, and this Iron Fan Princess is still my sister-in-law." Once the second sister-in-law is caught, she will be lit with a sky lantern!"
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, I didn't expect your thoughts to be so complicated! I just asked you to act, do you really have that kind of idea!"
Wukong said: "Acting, is it really no problem?"
Bajie said disdainfully: "You are the leading actor, don't act and drink the northwest wind!"
Wukong said: "This ......"
Bajie said: "What else is this, that, Master, waiting for your fan." ”
Wukong said: "Then how should I tell her after I go?"
Bajie said: "Let's still use his son's future as a breakthrough, let's talk about how well the red boy is mixing now, and how bright the future is." In short, to praise his son to heaven. ”
Wukong said: "This trick has been tried, but it won't work." ”
Bajie said: "The same words, from different people's mouths, the effect must be very different." Before, you said it as his enemy, so it was naturally difficult for her to accept it, but now that you say it as her husband, she will naturally weigh it carefully. ”
Wukong said: "Can this really work?"
Bajie said: "If you don't try, how do you know if it will work? Besides, if you try, you won't get pregnant!"
Wukong said: "That's what I said, but I always feel very resistant in my heart, after all, she is the wife of my eldest brother." ”
Bajie looked like he hated Tie and was unsuccessful: "Look at your talent! Just let me go!"
Wukong hurriedly said, "Don't! Let me think about it first." ”
Bajie said: "You still need to think about this!"
Wukong said: "Give me three minutes, let me think about it!"
Wukong thought about it, and finally decided to follow Bajie's idea. So he changed into the appearance of the Bull Demon King and went to deceive the Iron Fan Princess.
He rode the clouds, flew to the door of Basho Cave, and shouted, "Wife, open the door!"
The two banshees opened the door, and when they saw that it was the appearance of the Bull Demon King, they hurriedly went back to report: "Princess, princess, grandpa is home!"
The princess said, "He is willing to go home!
Wukong waited outside for a long time and didn't see any movement, so he shouted again: "Wife, you should always give me a chance to explain!
When the princess was soft-hearted, she went and opened the door. The door was opened, but he was barricaded from entering.
The princess said, "Lust Niu, have you been having a good time lately?"
Wukong said, "Madam, why do you say that. In fact, although I am outside, my heart is with you. ”
The princess said: "Since your heart is here, but you haven't returned for a long time, leaving me alone in the empty room?"
Wukong said: "I didn't do this to buy an extra family business. ”
If you don't listen, the princess will be furious when she hears it: "It's useless to buy a family business, your son has been arrested!"
Wukong said: "Yes, I came back for this. ”
The princess said: "You haven't been back for a long time, and you have forgotten my mother and son in your heart!"
Wukong said: "Wife, we have been husband and wife for thousands of years, can't you still believe me? ”
The princess said, "Only when you make it clear are you allowed to enter!"
Wukong said: "If you are seen by outsiders, you will be laughed at!"
The princess said, "Then you will say it first, will you run away from home in the future?"
Wukong thought to himself, empty checks, don't fight in vain!
So he hurriedly said: "Don't go, this time I will not leave!"
The princess said, "Make an oath to hear it." ”
Wukong said: "If I go again, let God thunder and kill that white jade fox!"
The princess saw that the oath he made was poisonous enough, so she really believed it, so she welcomed Wukong into the cave.
The little demon offered fragrant tea, and the princess said, "King, you said you came back for the sake of the child?"
Wukong said, "Yes." That Monkey King came to me, and he told me something about his son. ”
The princess asked, "What does the monkey say?"
Wukong said: "He said that our son is now the financial director of Luojia Mountain, and his life is happy." ”
The princess said: "Do you believe the words of the monkey?"
Wukong said: "It's not a good thing that my son can have this kind of achievement. ”
The princess said, "He is confined to the Luojia Mountain all day, what happiness can he have?"
Wukong said: "You can't say that! Many righteous gods have been practicing for a long time, and they haven't sat in this position yet. Besides, our son is only over 300 years old, and his future prospects are limitless. Although he is only a financial director now, what can he do? As long as he mixes well, maybe he can be a bodhisattva of good wealth in the future. Once you have become a bodhisattva, you can set up your own branch of Buddhism, enter and leave freely, and do whatever you want. If you think about it, if our son becomes a bodhisattva of good wealth, those who want to get rich will worship him devoutly, how beautiful it would be. ”
The princess said, "That makes sense. But who will inherit our family business? And your old cow family is a single heirloom for nine generations. ”
Wukong said: "Compared with his future scenery, what is our family business? As for the nine generations of single transmission, you and I are both people who cultivate the truth, why should this person who cultivates the truth stick to those worldly rules?"
The princess said, "No! No, we have bought such a large family business, and we can't just give it up." What's more, a family without children is not a complete family. ”
Wukong said: "But our son already has his own business, we can't hold him back, right?"
At this time, the princess leaned over, put her arms around Wukong's waist, and said softly, "Then we have to think of a way." ”
Wukong has practiced for more than a thousand years, and he has never encountered such a scene, and his hands can't stop shaking.
The princess said, "Husband, what's wrong with you?"
Wukong held back and said casually, "It's nothing." ”
The princess said, "How do I feel that you have something on your mind?"
Wukong said: "Wife, you think too much. ”
The princess said, "It's okay to be fine." Husband, can I think about what I told you?"
Wukong said, "What's the matter?"
The princess said shyly, "Do you really want me to say it?"
Wukong said: "If you have something to say, just say it." ”
The princess said, "Husband, let's have another one!"
Wukong thought to himself: "Give birth to one, how to give birth, can you give birth? If a little monkey comes out in this life, won't it be exposed?"
I don't want to worry about it!
Wukong couldn't help it anymore when he thought of the funny picture of Princess Iron Fan and a newborn little monkey staring at each other with big eyes.
He laughed and immediately changed back to his original form!
The monkey laughed! He ...... He actually laughed!
When the princess suddenly encountered an accident, she couldn't help panicking, jumped out of more than two feet away, pointed at Wukong and screamed: "Sun Wukong!"
Wukong finally couldn't hold back a smile, bowed down and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I disappointed my sister-in-law, I just remembered an interesting thing, I really couldn't help it!"
The princess screamed again: "Sun Wukong, you treated me like that just now, but now you are like a nobody!"
Wukong said: "Sister-in-law, I didn't move when I sat just now, you were going to hit me!"
The princess shouted angrily, "You still say!"
Wukong Qi said: "Then what do you want me to say?"
The princess said, "I, I, I ......," and she was so anxious that she spun around and turned around.
As soon as Wukong saw that it was going to be bad, he wanted to pull his legs out and slip away.
The princess shouted, "Stop!"
Goku had no choice but to stand still.
The princess said, "I didn't tell you to go, you are not allowed to go!"
Wukong said, "Then what do you want me to do?"
The princess said, "You sit down for me first!"
Goku had no choice but to sit down. After a while, the princess said, "You want to borrow a banana fan?"
Wukong said: "Yes, you have to borrow it." ”
The princess said, "If you want me to lend you a fan, it's not impossible." ”
Wukong said: "You said that last time, but it turned out to fool me!"
The princess said, "I won't fool you this time, but you have to meet one of my conditions." ”
Wukong exclaimed, "Do you want to fight my idea!"
The princess said, "Oh, you're beautiful!"
Wukong said: "Then you talk about the conditions first!"
The princess said, "Sun Monkey, do you know what my biggest knot is?"
Wukong said, "Red Child?"
The princess said, "Yes. ”
Wukong said: "But now that he has officially settled in Luojia Mountain, it is impossible to transfer his household registration out." ”
The princess said, "Don't worry, listen to me first." ”
Wukong said: "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”