Chapter 077: The Mysterious Beautiful Neighbor
Hu Yifan hurriedly clicked on the treasure chest to check.
Big Peach: Produced by Heavenly Court Peach, it is ripe for 6,000 years, mortals eat immortality, longevity is better than Nanshan, longevity and immortal Qi.
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It's really developed this time!
One step to eternal life!
Hu Yifan was so excited that his hands were a little trembling.
hurriedly replied: "The peach fairy is too polite, such a valuable gift really makes the little fairy feel ashamed!"
The peach fairy said quite generously: "Compared to these things that Daoist friends do for the Great Sage Brother, a few peaches are nothing!"
Hu Yifan still had some doubts in his heart, so he asked: "Brother Monkey's danger, could it be that the fairy has already noticed it?"
If it weren't for the peach fairy who understood the righteousness, Hu Yifan would really be unjustly killed at this moment.
The peach fairy sent another voice: "Recently, the heavenly court is not very peaceful, the Jade Emperor and Rulai have become white-hot, and all the immortals such as us are afraid to speak, except for those Venerable Dana who have not yet expressed their position, the rest of the immortals have already stood silently."
The elder brother of the Great Sage was upright and had no scheming, and failed to investigate the disaster in depth, and as soon as he gave the edict, the Great Sage was furious and wanted to find the theory of the Jade Emperor.
Bajie couldn't stop it, and hurriedly summoned Yu Xiaoxian, fortunately, Xiaoxian arrived in time and dragged the big sage brother, and you also knew about the later Taoist friends......"
The peach fairy, who originally had a rather flat tone, was a little squirming in the end, and seemed a little embarrassed.
Afterward?
Later, he was drugged by Lao Tzu!
Hu Yifan smiled in his heart and muttered: I can take medicine, I can sleep, even the gods want it!
Thinking of the various reactions of the peach fairy afterwards, Hu Yifan guessed that she had a deep love for Sun Wukong.
There are lovers who eventually become dependents, but they do not become family members.
It seems that this time Lao Tzu not only helped Brother Monkey, but also fulfilled the peach fairy.
can help the immortals pull the red line and achieve marriage, especially the 10,000-year-old monkey Sun Wukong, Hu Yifan feels that this is blown out, and it is estimated that no earthlings will believe it.
"Fairy, why do you keep sending voices? Can't you type?" Hu Yifan replied very kindly: "Do you want me to send a pinyin textbook in the mortal world?"
"Hmph, it's not because of you!" said the peach fairy angrily.
"Because of me?" Hu Yifan was puzzled and hurriedly asked, "Because of me?"
"Fairy, you can't type, I can teach you!"
"Fairy?"
But no matter how Hu Yifan asked, the peach fairy ignored it.
This made Hu Yifan puzzled.
Nima, you can't type, you're an illiterate person in the fairy world, why do you blame Lao Tzu?
Syllable!
Hu Yifan slapped his forehead suddenly, and suddenly realized.
He said to himself: "Hu Yifan, you are a big fool."
The peach fairy is right, you are indeed to blame!
Why are you taking such a fierce medicine, under such a fierce battle, how can she, a weak fairy, withstand it?!
You stupid, which pot you don't open and mention, what do you ask?
You don't want to think about it, it is estimated that at this moment, even if the peach fairy wants to type, his fingers will not have the strength!"
Hu Yifan put away his mobile phone full of self-blame, and finally couldn't help but show a lewd smile that all men understand: Hahaha, Brother Monkey shouts every day "Eat my grandson!", unexpectedly, this stick was still eaten by the peach fairy in the end!
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Glancing at the staircase, Hu Yifan's heart was hot, and then he strode up.
At this time, he was thinking about going home and eating peaches!
After eating this peach, you will live forever and never grow old, forever eighteen years old!
Hu Yifan was excited, and his steps up the stairs were getting faster and faster, but just when he had just climbed to the third floor and was about to turn.
"Ahh
A woman's exclamation came out, and Hu Yifan only felt the fragrant breeze blowing in his nose, and a soft body crashed into his arms.
Soft!
Play!
It's comfortable!
Feeling the soft thing in his arms, Hu Yifan couldn't help but pinch it with his hand, and he almost didn't scream out so comfortably.
However, just when Hu Yifan was feeling refreshed.
A coquettish cheer came.
"Ahh
The sudden scream frightened Hu Yifan all over, and saw a stunning beauty standing in front of him who had beaten Wang Zhaojun and killed Yang Guifei, her face was red, and she was staring at herself with anger on her face.
Nima, isn't this the sister Zhou Xiaoman who she recognized when she first moved in?
Looking down, the dark suit was a white shirt, as if it was about to break through the clothes and jump out.
"Gollum ......"
Hu Yifan swallowed his saliva, no wonder it was so soft, the original scale was so spectacular.
Recalling the feeling of touching the hand just now, Hu Yifan secretly sighed in his heart while scratching his head and saying apologetically: "It turned out to be Sister Xiaoman, I'm sorry, I'm walking too quickly." ”
After hitting it and being scratched in the chest, Zhou Xiaoman was originally full of anger, but after hearing Hu Yifan's apology, the anger in his heart gradually subsided, and he shook his head and said, "Brother, it's okay." ”
Then he turned around and prepared to go downstairs.
"Wait a minute!"
Seeing that Zhou Xiaoman was leaving, Hu Yifan hurriedly said, "Sister Xiaoman, where are you going?"
Zhou Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and then a meaningful smile appeared on his face.
She smiled beautifully, but Hu Yifan felt a little hairy in her heart and felt uncomfortable, as if she was Little Red Riding Hood, and Zhou Xiaoman was the wolf grandmother.
"Hehe, brother, my sister was going out to find a master to change the light bulb, just right, you come up and help my sister change it!" Zhou Xiaoman said with a smile, then turned around and walked upstairs.
Zhou Xiaoman is tall and tall, and he is not much shorter than Hu Yifan in high heels.
The pair of beautiful legs are slender and straight, and the plump buttocks are perfectly presented in the process of walking, which makes people want to pounce on it and grab it fiercely.
Hu Yifan felt very shameless, he grabbed his sister's chest as soon as he came, and now he is still staring at other people's farts and stocks, which is not inferior.
In fact, Hu Yifan is really down-to-earth.
After coming to 401, he saw that Zhou Xiaoman always had a faint smile on his face, which made Hu Yifan a little suspicious, was he too weak-hearted?
Maybe the beautiful sister didn't put the breast attack at ease!
"Brother, I'm really sorry, I troubled you last time, and I want to trouble you again this time!" Zhou Xiaoman smiled and pointed at the bedroom light bulb: "It's this light bulb that is broken." ”
Receiving the new light bulb handed over by Zhou Xiaoman, Hu Yifan secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, worthy of being a beautiful sister, she was really broad-minded and did not target herself because of the chest attack.
Of course, Hu Yifan dared to swear that he really didn't mean to catch it at that time, his heart was absolutely pure, purer than Mengniu Chunzhen sour milk.
Hu Yifan is indeed too pure, so pure that he is a little shameless!
I saw him smile honestly on his face: "Sister Xiaoman, it's all small things, it's not troublesome." ”
After speaking, Hu Yifan walked towards the bedroom, ready to start changing the light bulb.
He wanted to use his actions to tell Zhou Xiaoman that it was not his intention to attack his chest, and everything was providential.
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"Brother, do you believe that there are immortals in this world?"
Just as Hu Yifan was standing on the chair and tightening the light bulb, he heard Zhou Xiaoman's charming voice coming.
Hu Yifan's hand suddenly paused, and he asked unhurriedly: "Are there any immortals?" Hehe, beautiful sister, your question is too strange, do you think there are really immortals?"
"Of course there are immortals!" Zhou Xiaoman stared at Hu Yifan's eyes, and continued as if he was careless: "And my sister has seen it with her own eyes!"
"What?"
Hu Yifan was horrified when he heard this, but he still pretended to be innocent, and shouted with an exaggerated expression: "How is this possible? Is there really a god in the world? Sister, where have you seen it?"
Could it be that this beautiful neighbor is also a descendant of the Fengshen family?
Hu Yifan's eyes opened, and he immediately probed towards Zhou Xiaoman.
In addition to the beautiful and seductive body, the whole body has not seen any internal force fluctuations.
Hu Yifan thought of countless possibilities, but he still couldn't figure out the beautiful neighbor in front of him.
"Huh!"
A meaningful smile flashed on Zhou Xiaoman's face.
Although it was short-lived, it was captured by Hu Yifan.
This couldn't help but make him even more confused.
This beautiful neighbor, Hu Yifan already felt quite extraordinary and mysterious.
He is so thick-skinned that even high-ranking city officials can deal with it easily, but he eats turtles in front of her alone.
Because of this, he avoided her, consciously or unconsciously.
Unexpectedly, this time, she seemed unintentional, but she talked to herself meaningfully about the topic of immortals - this is clearly her own words!
Hu Yifan was alert.
It seems that this week Xiaoman is not as simple as it seems.
"Sister, what are you laughing at?" Hu Yifan asked with a sincere face, staring at Zhou Xiaoman with a pair of innocent eyes, and muttered, "Did I say something wrong?"
Zhou Xiaoman smiled coquettishly, made a mocking look, and said teasingly: "Silly brother, my sister is joking with you, I look at what scares you." ”
"Huh!"
Hu Yifan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and smirked: "I really thought that my sister was a fairy! My sister is so beautiful, my brother has always thought that you are a fairy." ”
"Poor mouth!" Zhou Xiaoman snorted.
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Hu Yifan, who had a lot of doubts in his heart but couldn't figure it out, returned to 502 depressedly.
Zhang Qingqing was washing clothes, and Ling'er was standing behind her sensibly beating her mother's back.
Although the three-year-old Ling'er didn't have much strength, her mother Zhang Qingqing felt very comfortable and didn't feel tired at all.
Seeing Hu Yifan coming, Zhang Qingqing hurriedly got up to greet him: "Little brother, you're back, I stewed bird's nest porridge for you, I'll take it out for you." ”
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