Chapter 311: The Great Law of Toilet Escape

The little novice who went to the toilet turned around, and the moment he saw Zhang Ye, his eyes were a little red, and he was about to say something, Zhang Ye shouted: "Ah, go to the toilet, is there anything wrong!"

Zhang Ye hurriedly signaled with his eyes, and the little novice understood: "Donor, it will be repaired immediately, wait for a while." ”

"Okay, then I'll wait a while. After saying this, Zhang Ye stood aside with his eyes and nose, and Xiao Shami continued to use the toilet.

"Atong, why did you become a monk?" Zhang Ye didn't dare to open his mouth or transmit the sound of his divine thoughts, the great power of the Buddhist sect would definitely be able to listen, but fortunately, Zhang Ye had a master-servant contract, and through the communication of the divine soul, the great power of the Buddhist sect would not be aware of it.

That's right, this little novice is his own pangolin - Tongtian. I don't know how he came to the heavenly realm, turned into a human form, and became a monk, if Zhang Ye hadn't felt his breath closely, he would definitely not have known that this was the pangolin.

The little novice did not move, but concentrated on the toilet, and replied with a spirit: "Lord, it is difficult to say a word, and you can eat with a mouthful of food." ”

"You eat?" Zhang Ye asked.

Xiao Shami's hand shook: "I have been in the lower realm for decades, and I am really reluctant to go to the Lord, so I want to follow the Heavenly Realm, how do I know that the Heavenly Realm is like this, and there is no other specialty, fortunately, the Lord has exercised me to use the toilet, sewer or something, and the treatment in this temple is good, so I came to work." ”

I see, Atong's life is not easy. As for what followed his footsteps and flew to the heavenly realm, Zhang Ye didn't believe it.

"What is the situation in the Xiuzhen Realm?" Zhang Ye has cut off contact with the Xiuzhen Realm since he came to the Heavenly Realm, and his daughters and friends are still below, so Zhang Ye asked.

Ah Tong replied: "Everything is fine, it's just that Lord Ruhua has unified the cultivation realm and the endless sea, and the cultivation realm is now called the Eternal Immortal Kingdom." ”

Zhang Ye was shocked: "Who is the picturesque adult?"

"O daughter of the Lord. ”

Zhang Ye felt that the sky was thundering, one day in the sky, one year in the world, and his daughter had grown up, but it was only a few decades of cultivation to unify the universe?

It must be the cultivation realm to sell itself a face, that's right, it's definitely like this, Zhang Ye is sure in his heart.

At that time, many people were not satisfied, so Lord Ruhua arrested all the monks who were not satisfied and sent them to the heavenly realm, and also made a rule, and all the monks who did not ascend to the realm of tribulation were all destroyed. ”

Zhang Ye looked weird, this Ah Tong was forced to fly to the sky by Hua'er. It's just that the fierce beast doesn't belong to the fairy, demon and demon Buddha, so it randomly descended to the Buddha country.

In order not to arouse suspicion, Atong opened his mouth and said, "Donor, the toilet has been repaired." ”

Zhang Ye bowed his head and walked into the toilet, after all, there is a powerful Buddhist watch, and he has to do what he has to do.

Zhang Ye entered the toilet and continued to communicate with the Divine Soul Contract: "How much more can you exert your current supernatural powers?"

Atong's variety is the Void Pangolin, which can shatter the Void, but I don't know if it can be used when I come to the Heavenly Realm.

"The Lord laughed, if that ability can't be used, how can I eat it? Atong's voice was still a little proud.

Zhang Ye made up his mind that there was no endless road, and this was what he wanted, so he hurriedly discussed the details of the escape with Atong.

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"It's almost time. The Buddhist sect that was monitoring Zhang Ye roared.

"Got it. Zhang Ye came out of the toilet quietly, and he said to the little novice who had packed up his tools and was about to leave: "Little master, the toilet is blocked again." ”

Ah Tong's face turned pale, so he had to put down his tools again and continue to go to the toilet.

Once a person has hope, any pain can be overcome, and this day, Zhang Ye completed the forging of thirty spiritual treasures with tears in his eyes.

At night, Zhang Ye said that he was going to the toilet again, and the Buddhist man stationed at the door glanced at him: "You are only allowed to pull it once a day!"

Zhang Ye immediately exploded: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will make you a face?"

Buddhism was furious, and he wanted to split: "Can't find death?"

"Come on, come on, even if you fight, it's best to beat me halfway, and I can rest for a few days!" Although this Buddhist power has the duty to monitor Zhang Ye, he doesn't dare to touch Zhang Ye, so Zhang Ye has no reason to be afraid of him.

The great power of Buddhism thought about the Venerable's explanation, and said hatefully: "Give you time for a cup of tea." ”

"Hmph!" Zhang Ye trotted to the toilet, although the great power of Buddhism did not follow, but shrouded Zhang Ye with divine thoughts, beware of him escaping.

When Zhang Ye entered the squatting pit and began to take off his pants, the great power of Buddhism withdrew his divine thoughts a little bit, just shrouding the entire toilet, after all, it was too disgusting to peep at a man going to the toilet.

Not long after Zhang Ye entered, a little novice hurriedly came over holding his stomach, it was the one who opened the toilet during the day, and the Buddhist power didn't care.

When it was almost time for a cup of tea, the Buddha scolded him: "When the time comes, get out of here." ”

There was no movement in the toilet, and the Buddha Gate Great Power frowned slightly. Then he entered it with his divine thoughts, and there was no one inside, not to mention Zhang Ye, even the little novice who went in behind was gone.

Buddhism can feel strange, he used his divine thoughts to shroud the entire toilet, if he came out of other places, he would definitely know, why did he disappear?

Falling into the manure tank, the powerful divine thoughts of the Buddha slowly probed into the indescribable below. Having said that, the immortal's divine thoughts are insightful, and there is even a feeling, when immersed in something indescribable, that taste will definitely ecstasy.

Buddhism endured vomiting, and filtered the manure tank with his divine thoughts, he was dumbfounded, and his face was terrifyingly white, Zhang Ye disappeared under his nose!

That night, Venerable Jin Cicada was awakened, and when he heard the news, he was furious, and searched the entire Buddha City with his divine thoughts, but found nothing.

The mighty anger of the Bodhisattva burned over the Buddha City, and the night was like day.

The snake arhat persuaded: "Venerable, my subordinates have sent someone to hunt down and kill that Zhang Ye, even if he runs away, we won't lose, there are a full sixty pieces of high-grade spiritual treasures with double Dao intent!"

Saying this, Venerable Jin Cicada thought a lot.

The Buddhist sect who was in charge of monitoring Zhang Ye was able to support him and said, "Venerable, Zhang Ye also took away those treasures, and there is no scum left......

Venerable Jin Cicada's face stiffened, that is a treasure material that can create thousands of high-grade spirit treasures, your mother's, the kidneys are bleeding, isn't this a loss?

"Arrest Zhang Ye for me, otherwise you won't come back!" Venerable Jin Cicada was furious, whether it was a snake, a dragon or a phoenix, all the Arhats were kicked out by Venerable Jin Cicada.

The Buddhist man who guarded Zhang Ye was beaten up by his colleagues, in fact, he was also very aggrieved, and the person who went to the toilet was gone, so it didn't make sense to say it anywhere.

......

In the Feiyun Army camp, the commander took the antidote, recuperated for two days, and suddenly sat up.

"Boss, it's great that you woke up!" Commander Chen said excitedly.

The coach's expression was slightly cold: "Where is the antidote?"

Although the coach was injured and unconscious, it didn't mean that he didn't know what was going on outside, but he was just suppressing the power of reincarnation with all his might.

Commander Chen's face was a little wrong, but she didn't hide it, and said that she had exchanged Zhang Ye for the antidote, and then knelt down on one knee: "Please punish the boss!"

The boss looked at Commander Chen, and trembled with anger: "Stupid! It only takes half a month for me to completely suppress the power of reincarnation, and I don't need any antidote from the Golden Cicada Venerable! Take 10,000 steps back, even if I die, I can't change the medicine with Zhang Ye, you are betraying the immortal world!"

Commander Chen's face was very pale, no wonder the great power of Buddhism was willing to exchange the antidote for Zhang Ye, it turned out that the coach could be cured without treatment, and he was tricked. In addition, the boss reprimanded her for betraying the fairy world, which is the highest crime in the army.

"Do you have anything to justify?" said the manager, putting on his golden armor and standing with his hands in his hands.

Commander Chen looked at the coach, she had nothing to defend, because she was a stupid woman who was willing to give everything for her man. As for the jade slip that Zhang Ye handed over to her, it could indeed help Commander Chen get away with it, but Commander Chen felt that he had harmed Zhang Ye, and felt guilty, so he used Zhang Ye's jade slip without face.

"The last general, willing to accept the punishment!" Commander Chen did not quibble.

"You've disappointed me so much!" the boss ordered, "Come on, take Commander Chen down and kill him at noon!"

The coach doesn't remember that he and Commander Chen are husband and wife, but the two should have been friends who have shared weal and woe for so many years, but the coach is strict in governing the army, and he will not shield anyone.

Commander Chen's expression was painful, maybe she had expected this result, but it was really uncomfortable to die at the hands of her beloved man.

However, Commander Chen immediately put it down again, a little relaxed, such a day is too painful, it is better to live than to die, his own life, anyway, the boss saved it.

Commander Chen took one last look at the commander and was escorted down by the sergeant.

The boss turned around, avoiding the gaze of Commander Chen, and when there was no one in the tent, a few drops of water fell on the manager's toes.

And it didn't rain, where did the water droplets? The coach expressed his doubts.

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Commander Chen wanted to be beheaded, the army was in an uproar, the sergeants went to the execution ground, and when they saw Commander Chen tied up in the beheading Sendai, they pleaded one after another: "Commander Chen is loyal to his duty, why do you want to kill?"

The executioner sighed: "The commander said that Commander Chen collaborated with the enemy and handed over Zhang Ye to Venerable Jin Chan, and he should be punished according to his crime!"

The sergeants were stunned, did they mean that they hadn't seen Zhang Ye's goods in the past few days, and they were sent away by Commander Chen?

"We don't believe that Commander Chen will do this, and even if she does, she must have her own reasons!"

"Commander Chen, what is your trouble, everyone will intercede for you!"

The sergeants obeyed the boss's decision, but also respected the woman behind the boss, and they could not accept the result.

Commander Chen made a line of tears in her eyes, she didn't justify anything, with death and silence, to maintain the majesty of the coach, it can be regarded as the last time she paid for her man.

"Noon has come, beheaded!" the executioner sighed and ordered.

The executioner raised the slashing sword, and if this knife went down, Commander Chen would surely die.