Chapter 6 The Problem of Eating?
"Boom-"
A loud explosion came, and Duan Xiu, who was leaning on the soft couch, sat up leisurely and looked in the direction of the kitchen outside the door.
Taking a deep breath, Duan Xiu still walked out, and the original kitchen had become a pile of ruins.
After staring at the kitchen for a long time, a piece of human-shaped black charcoal finally crawled up.
"Ahem......"
Qing Dai choked and coughed, and staggered to her feet.
"Uh, poof, hahaha......" Duan Xiu laughed mercilessly when he saw the humanoid black charcoal.
"Funny, isn't it?" the humanoid black charcoal opened his eyes, and it looked extremely eye-catching. Qing Dai laughed when she saw Na Saobao, and couldn't help yelling.
"Well, haha......" Duan Xiu saw her black and white eyes, and a thick puff of white smoke coming out of her speech, and her stomach hurt even more with laughter.
Qingdai just crawled out of the carbon fire, the whole thing was pitch black, only a pair of eyes and white silver teeth were extremely eye-catching, plus she couldn't get angry, her hands were on her waist and glared at Duan Xiu, her hair that was blown up to form a peacock screen was still emitting curly white smoke, and the whole person was funny.
"Bastard, you laugh again!" Qing Dai's eyes widened wider and rounder in anger, pointing at Duan Xiu's vicious warning.
But instead of being deterrent, her appearance was even more funny and funny, and Duan Xiu's somewhat suppressed laughter broke again.
"Haha... You're long, good-looking, like, like a burnt open-screen peacock, haha......"
"Ah, Duan Xiu, you bastard, if you dare to ask me to cook in the future, I'll kill you-" Qing Dai went crazy and ran directly back to her confirmed room.
Qing Dai returned to the room, and Duan Xiu also laughed for a long time before stopping.
"Alas, it's enough to laugh, but this kitchen is gone, and the apprentice can't cook, what should I do in the future?" Duan Xiu rubbed his cheeks and sighed, his face stiffened after laughing for too long.
By the time Qing Dai came out of the new makeup, it was already late, and Qing Dai's willow eyebrows had not been loosened, and she always felt that there was still a smoky smell on her body.
"Little apprentice, you're back, it's funny to have a burnt open-screen peacock just now!"
Duan Xiu came up when he saw her come out, as if he didn't stop Qing Dai if he didn't get angry.
"Hehe, dead demon, solve the hungry matter by yourself in the future. Come to this girl again, this girl will blow up your kitchen again!" she was so angry that she finally understood that someone like the Great Elder would be angry with him.
"That's not good, if you don't cook, do you still have to let the teacher do it for you? This is not a sign of respecting the teacher!"
"I don't care, if you have the spare time to rebuild the kitchen for me every day, I'm not afraid of being tired, it's a big deal for this girl to wear a Metaverse array!"
The Metaverse Array is a kind of defensive array, which can be prepared in advance and carried with you, and after it is opened, it will wrap the whole person so that it will not receive attacks.
"Little apprentice, do you really want to cook for you?"
Duan Xiu clutched his heart very coquettishly, looking heartbroken, and the complaining gaze that looked at Qing Dai provoked Qing Dai to turn his head directly and not look at him.
"Even if I go to cook, do you really dare to eat? This girl blew up the kitchen several times when she was a child, and never went in again. Even if I don't release poison, do you dare to eat it?"
"This ......" made a mistake, this girl really can't, so what should I do in the future? The stove room has long been guarding against him, and when he gets closer, he will be discovered by those old guys. If it's one or two, the point is that these old guys don't love the young at all, and four or five or six people will surround him and beat him. I could barely resist it, but I didn't have anything to eat.
Well, that's good! Duan Xiu's eyes were already in his mind, and those old guys were guarding against him, and they deliberately moved him to the farthest place away from him. Before, he didn't have to think about it, but now, he has a little apprentice......
"Little apprentice, there is a special person in charge of the stove in the academy, your first training is to use a cup of tea every day to go back and forth, remember to choose the best food for the master!"
"How far is it from the stove room?" Although Qing Dai wanted to refuse, this was also a kind of training, and she naturally would not refuse to make herself stronger.
"Let me think about it, the stove is at the edge of the outer courtyard, here is the edge of the inner courtyard, here is the edge of the east, and there is the edge of the west, about a few hundred miles. Duan Xiu made a rough calculation very irresponsibly.
Qing Dai's little face turned black directly, and she said that this demon would not be kind, and the distance was so far that it was impossible for her current body proficiency to do it. In the morning, it took half an hour to rush from the gate to the Elder Pavilion in the inner courtyard with Teacher Wu Yue, and it took her and the Great Elder to rush here from the Elder Pavilion to take three teas.
On the way, the Great Elder told her the general appearance of the Academy, and according to what the Great Elder said, the distance from the westernmost to the easternmost was the longest distance in the entire Academy. The two sections of the road in front of me are not as long as the distance that this demon said, and it is impossible to say that the time of a cup of tea and the back and forth of an hour!
"What's wrong?" Duan Xiu looked unclear.
"Demon, do you think I am a tenth-order master?, such a long distance and a cup of tea, do you think I can fly over!"
Qing Dai deeply sighed how she could meet this kind of person, not only did she know her life experience, but she was so powerful that she couldn't kill people if she wanted to.
"The little apprentice is really smart, for the sake of the teacher, I really plan to let you fly over!" Duan Xiu disagreed, picked up the gourd and poured a sip of wine.
"Are you sure you didn't dream?I've only just entered the sixth order, and it will be at least the middle stage to practice flying techniques!" Qing Dai couldn't help but want to roll her eyes, this demon was really hateful!
"Little apprentice, I haven't even slept for the sake of your teacher, how can I dream? Alas, poor Ben Gongzi was wise, and he ended up accepting such a bad-brained apprentice as you, what can I do in the future?"
Duan Xiu looked regretful and worried, and he was almost angry with Qing Dai.
"Dead demon, since you regret it so much, quickly sweep me out of the house!"
Qing Dai can guarantee that if he changes to someone else, he will be angry to death.
"Then how can you do it, how can you be the kind of person who gives up from the beginning to the beginning?"
"Mess up and give up?" Don't say it's as good as she has a leg, right?
"That's it, I finally accepted an apprentice, so I must be responsible for her life!" Duan Xiu looked righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Responsible for a lifetime?" Qingdai gritted her teeth tightly, pulling farther and farther, and pulling more and more excessively!
"That is, haven't you heard the saying 'a teacher for one day, a father for life'? After this day, I will be your father for the rest of my life, uh, no, a teacher! You have actually bowed to me, even if you are hopelessly stupid in the future, the teacher will not abandon you! Well, the teacher is a grandmaster, these are naturally moral standards, and you don't need to thank the teacher!"
"Dead demon, one day I will take you!"
Qing Dai didn't want to listen to him again, she thought that she was in a firm mood, but she didn't expect to meet such a demon.
"Okay, as the first apprentice of this son, I will give a flying technique as a teacher. The first ten days will give you some relaxation, and the two round trips will give you half an hour and a quarter of an hour. ”
Duan Xiu took out a jade plaque from his waist, threw it to Qing Dai, and turned back to the house after leaving a few words.
"Dead demon, you will die on the day I leave the school!" Qing Dai scolded angrily and hurried back to the room to understand the jade card, there are only ten days, if you can't practice, I don't know how to fix her that dead pervert!
Qing Dai didn't go out of the room for a whole afternoon, and the whole person was wholeheartedly devoted to the jade plate.
"The technique is divided into four levels: heaven, earth, Xuan, and Huang, and each level is divided into upper, middle and lower grades. I'm afraid that this flying technique given by the dead demon has reached the ground level, and I am afraid that it is also a medium-grade technique in the ground level. What is the identity of this demon? A technique thrown to me in his hand is so extraordinary, and he threatened me like before, and now he dares to hand over such a powerful technique to me, I am so confident!"
After reading it carefully, Qing Dai continued to memorize it in the room, repeatedly engraved it in the depths of her mind, and every sentence she said was a request for enlightenment.
In the evening, Duan Xiu finally woke up, touched his loud belly, got up and walked to Qing Dai's room leisurely.
"Little apprentice, I'm hungry for the teacher!"
In the room, Qing Dai was just putting away and meditating, and Duan Xiu's voice sounded outside the door. When he called her like this, Qingdai's stomach suddenly rang, and when she remembered what happened at noon, she was angry.
"Starve to death, forget it!" Qingdai opened the door and glanced at him.
"Little apprentice, you haven't eaten lunch, and you're hungry when you think about it. This is your courtyard card, this is a blue jade card that only the elders are qualified to give, and you can freely enter and exit the stove room with it. Good apprentice, for the sake of the teacher, I am waiting for you to come back, you go and come back quickly!"
Duan Xiu stuffed things to Qing Dai, no matter how she reacted, and threw her directly into the air.
"You bastard—"
Qing Dai was caught off guard, flying higher and higher, until it flew to the highest point, and after a slight pause for two seconds, it fell extremely fast.
"It's over, this girl died at the hands of that demon at such a young age!" Qingdai closed her eyes in resignation.
Duan Xiu's eyes flashed with a smile, this little girl was frightened by him! Seeing that Qing Dai had fallen to a height of less than fifty meters above the distant pavilion, Duan Xiu finally whistled lazily.
"Phew-"
The clear birdsong sounded, and the next moment, a giant bird lightning came out, caught the green daisy waiting for death, and then flew towards the west.
Qing Dai landed on the bird's back without any damage, and when she hit the bird's back again, a gentle force caught her.
"This bastard actually scared me and pissed me off. Hmph, if you want something delicious, you can wait for me, and when I'm full, I'll bring you two yellow cabbage leaves!"
A certain demon was still happy that he had caught the thorny girl, but he waited hungry for an hour.
"Okay, you ghost girl, when you come back to see me, I won't train you well!"
Qing Dai also encountered the elders blocking the way on the road, but after seeing that it was her, he let her pass, and when she came to the stove room, she took some of each dish, and found a quiet place to eat slowly.
I want to starve that bastard!