Chapter 4: The Bed Problem
Tang Chen stopped the car and didn't think about answering this sentence, did he want him to tell the truth, smash a copper compass and stun him, and didn't hear the mobile phone ring at all?
When he caught a glimpse of the "equipment" that Lin Chao was carrying on his shoulder, he was immediately dumbfounded: "Xiao Linzi, didn't I tell you not to mention so many things? Although Tang Chen usually eats fast food outside, there are pots and pans in the shop. In his spare time, Tang Chen would also go to the market to buy some vegetables and cook for himself. If you eat fast food outside every day, you don't know how much gutter oil you need to eat.
Lin Chao scratched his head embarrassedly and said with a smile: "Tang Chen, this is what my father asked me to bring, it's always bad to trouble people." Here are thirty catties of dried longan, and twenty catties of lychee honey ......"
Listening to Lin Chao's momentum, Tang Chen hurriedly stopped his words: "Okay, okay, okay, don't say it, Xiao Linzi, tell me, how can I install this car?"
Tang Chen sighed, looked at his little electric donkey, and then looked at Lin Chao, who was taller and stronger than himself, and the "native product" of more than fifty kilograms, and was very helpless in his heart.
"That's it, here's a hundred yuan, you take it and find a taxi, the address is shop xxx on Gaoshan Road in the old (lao) city, remember? I'll go first, go back and wait for you with the door open!"
Lin Chao nodded and said, "Oh, remember!"
Tang Chen knew that Lin Chao had been to Panzhou, and he was also a little familiar with the old (lao) city, so he had nothing to worry about. You know, Lin Chao is taller than Tang Chen, a full 1.8 meters, 35 thick, with a big waist and a round waist, even if he has a simple face, no one dares to bully him, right?
Riding a small electric donkey, Tang Chen quickly returned to the shop.
Looking at the signboard of the shop, which had died for a long time, Tang Chen said in his heart: "If you have money, you have to redecorate the shop first......
As soon as the shop door was opened, a taxi stopped in front of the shop, Lin Chao beckoned Tang Chen to come out, and after carrying the more than 50 kilograms of "native products" into the shop, he settled the fare.
"Tang Chen, this shop is good!"
After Lin Chao put down the salute, he hurriedly took out a big tree pineapple and said, "Tang Chen, this is your favorite big tree pineapple, look, I'm interesting enough, right?"
After going to college in other places for a few years, he only returned home twice a year, and he didn't have anything to do with the big pineapple, Tang Chen said in surprise: "No wonder it's so heavy, it turns out that you still brought this thing!"
Lin Chao laughed twice and said: "Actually, this is also what your parents mean, they said that it will be rare for you to go back to Gao (Gao) Prefecture in the future, so let me bring it to you." Hurry up and try it......"
Tang Chen was overjoyed when he saw Hunting, and hurriedly walked the corridor in the bedroom, which was equivalent to a small kitchen, took a kitchen knife, and smeared it with oil.
Lin Chao had already spread out a newspaper on the ground and put the big tree pineapple on it.
"Tang Chen, are you coming or am I coming?"
"I'm coming!"
Tang Chen's knife work is good, using the technique of chopping ribs, using the strength of his wrist to chop, he cut a pineapple of more than ten catties. After a few more chops, the pineapple was split in two.
Many people like pineapples, but because of their hard outer core and sticky liquid, they are intimidated by those who like it. But the people of Panzhou have a local method, which is to smear peanut oil on the knife and then wipe both hands to avoid getting the sticky liquid.
The pineapple has a strange fragrance, crisp and delicious, not greasy to eat, even the core can be peeled out, boiled in some water to eat, the taste is not worse than chestnuts.
Two big men, three strokes and five divided by two, wiped out a big tree pineapple of more than ten catties, leaving only a mess and a bunch of pineapple cores. Lin Chao touched his belly and said with a wry smile: "I have to go and drink herbal tea tonight, after eating so much, I will definitely get angry......
Tang Chen nodded, and while his hands were dirty, he quickly cleaned up all the pineapple skins, leaving only the pineapple cores, ready to cook and eat them at night.
"By the way, Tang Chen, where will I sleep tonight?"
Lin Chao sat on the chair, looking tired. He came up in the car at five o'clock this morning, and after more than two hours of traveling, he finally arrived in the city of Panzhou.
Tang Chen said: "Where else can I sleep, of course I sleep here!"
"What?" Lin Chao said, "Here?"
"What's the fuss, I just sleep here, you don't sleep here, you sleep in a hotel? If you have money, I won't ......stop you."
Lin Chao swallowed his saliva with difficulty, glanced at the bedroom inside, and said weakly: "It can't be the same bed, right?" Tang Chen, although we haven't seen each other for three years, I didn't expect you to fall in love with Engji. I'm telling you, I'm the one who has a girlfriend, and I'm going to keep my girlfriend like a jade......"
"your ......" Tang Chen scolded with an angry smile, "Am I that kind of person?my bed is a bunk bed, do you like to sleep ......or not?"
Hearing this, Lin Chao was relieved, patted his chest with his hand, and looked scared: "You said it earlier, I thought you had changed careers, and you were not interested in feng shui, but in chrysanthemums......"
"Damn, can you not be so disgusting? I don't look at your appearance, even if I do it, I won't be interested in you!"
Lin Chao said angrily: "Tang Chen, what do you mean by this?"
Tang Chen said leisurely: "It's not interesting, it's just that seeing that you got out of the battle sequence of the single dog one step earlier than me, it's just extra unpleasant......"
When Lin Chao heard this, he turned his anger into joy, thinking that he had caught Tang Chen's pain point, and gloated: "I heard that people said that I went to college in vain without soaking in college, why didn't I see you hooking up with one and coming back?"
Tang Chen said leisurely: "Hooking up is hooking up, but it's a pity that people are sisters from other provinces and refuse to marry in the poor countryside of Panzhou......"
"Blow, you just blow hard, and you are not afraid of the cowhide being blown up!"
"Fart, you and I have been dead friends for so many years, have you seen me brag about cowhide?"
"Cut, you don't brag much? Back then, you bragged that you wouldn't leave Gao Prefecture even if you were killed, didn't you go to Panzhou to study? Now that you have settled down in Panzhou, what else do you have to say?"
"That's a child's tale...... Eh, no, do you remember this old thing?"
"Why don't you remember, I remember your ugliness clearly!"
"Xiao Linzi, I decided that you should sleep on the floor tonight!"
"Tang Chen, it's not me who said it, I'm sure it's okay. But as soon as I tell my parents......"
"Well, I'm afraid of you. ”
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The two have been friends since they were children, and they haven't seen each other for three years, and their friendship is even more than ever. Don't look at them having a good time hurting each other, it's actually just a joke.