"I've read your book, and you mentioned that there was a problem with a patient, Mike...... In fact, it's the same as Chuck the Witness. I've done something, I've done it...... You know...... Avoiding the crowds, I also went to some places to make friends, some bars, like fantasy bars, as soon as I entered, I was surrounded by music, very hyped music, bang...... I'll dance. ”

Suddenly, Zhang Tianzhi laughed, looking at this well-known psychologist in the industry with an annual salary of more than one million. "Is it hard to hide that you're gay? Two seconds ago you were about to pounce on me when I was banging, and you're a psychiatrist who didn't notice that your book was full of gay subtext......"

As a result, of course, Zhang Tianzhi was kicked out by the security guards, and the psychiatrist's heart was damaged by 10,000 critical hits.

Day after day, Zhang Tianzhi felt that he was about to rot, and he finally called Ultron.

"Hehe, Boss Zhang, isn't your action in a month? Why are you calling me now? Do you have to advance?" Ultron didn't know what he was studying, Zhang Tianzhi was thinking that it must be blowing up the earth or something.

"It's nothing, it's just too boring, you come over and have fun?" Zhang Tianzhi said.

"Come over and play?" Ultron snorted, was Boss Zhang deliberately mocking himself? Ultron hung up the phone directly, Zhang Tianzhi is not a good guy, he is definitely the most terrible person in the world.

A few days ago, Zhang Tianzhi also came to him to play, with two subordinates, one is a bald man with a height of more than two meters five, and the other is a sloppy and ugly man with a goatee, and then Ultron began to beat the two and a half man inexplicably, beating his machine body almost to smash.

Zhang Tianzhi was surrounded by a man with a stick on his back, and the man's head had features that were obviously not human.

"Can this guy sign a soul contract without a soul?" Zhang Tianzhi asked.

The man with the stick on his back shook his head, and Zhang Tianzhi said that it was not fun and was ready to leave.

Well, Ultron has already decided to blow them up, and the goatee's obscene and ugly monster waved his hand and appeared in space-time distortion, and at that time, there were shadows of destruction in the sky for hundreds of miles, not that there was something to destroy from the sky, as if something was going to ignore time and space.

"Ultron is joking, don't care, you don't have a place to complain about drugs anyway, do you?" Zhang Tianzhi patted Ultron's shoulder, his shoulder was rotten! The bald man who beat him just now brought out metal fatigue.

Ultron always regretted that he shouldn't have contacted Zhang Tianzhi, he was alone.

"The secret agent is here!" Zhang Tianzhi was walking on the road when he was suddenly startled by a voice.

"Who?" Zhang Tianzhi squinted, the weather was clear, the breeze was gentle, and there was a dark dragon man's voice.

Oh yes, the voice was straight into his mind.

The Dark Dragonmen, the treasures of the Burning Legion, are of course aware of their role, and when they concentrate, they can perceive everything in the most subtle aspects of a certain area.

"The boss is me, code name 9527. The meaning of the voice was obvious, and as for what was obvious, it would be clear to listen to his next sentence.

Zhang Tianzhi frowned, he still had a little impression of the 9527 Dark Dragonman Secret Agent, the reason was that there was only such a Dark Dragonman Secret Agent in his Demon Legion.

"Boss, I'm on a mission, right? I've been in Las Vegas, a place where birds don't lay eggs, for more than a month, and sleeping in the open all the way is miserable, I sometimes get bored to eat sand, phew, the taste is not very good, and I have diarrhea after eating too much. ”

"If you have a fart, put it directly, believe it or not, I summoned you back and threw it to the Hammer of Doom to practice boxing for ten years?" Zhang Tianzhi was naturally not angry, he was about to snatch a child's lollipop just now, he was also bored, you eat sand, I robbed a child's lollipop, I like to see the child's innocent face and I don't know what to do but cry.

"No, I wasn't like this before, it must have been a curse from the Fear Demon King, who couldn't die well! Zhang Tianzhi muttered in his heart.

"Report to the boss, a meteor crossed the night sky in Las Vegas, is this the task you gave me?" 9527 was immediately honest, he still wanted to ask about the payment, and endured it very hard.

"How do I know? Won't you come closer and see if that meteor will turn into a person when it hits the ground?9527 You weren't like this before, how did you become so mentally retarded?"

"Boss, of course I'll see if there's a person in the meteor, I'll just stand under the meteor and wait, wow......"

Zhang Tianzhi shouted in the soul contract: "9527?9527, are you dead? ”

"Old, boss, I was hit by a meteor, and before I died, I wanted to ask if the task reward of 2oo poison pills was real, and when would I get it?...... I'm going to die, we dragonmen, especially the dragonmen who are only responsible for spies, are very vulnerable, we are not like other burning demons, we are very brittle and brittle, I was stoned to death, ah!"

To be honest, naming himself 9527 already shows that this guy has a funny talent, 9527 signed a soul master-servant contract with Zhang Tianzhi, does Zhang Tianzhi not know if he hangs it or not?

"It's a pity, it's a pity, of course it's true that the task reward is 2oo poison pills, but it's a pity that you're dead, the body of the dragon man can't be found by the people of this world, otherwise it's a uFo alien, bye-bye." ”

Zhang Tianzhi found the soul contract of 9527 among thousands of soul master and servant contracts, and the interface was almost a computer interface.

Option 1: Swing the knife from the palace, Zhang Tianzhi clicked.

Option 2: Touching the left Mimi and shouting, "Because I'm dead, it's only right for the master to tell me to cut off JJ." ”

Option 3: Self-destruct!

Option 4: Agent 9527 does not have the ability to self-destruct, so eats a high-explosive bomb and self-destructs.

Wow!9527 immediately cried, he had o.1 seconds of struggle, his acting skills were more than Oscar-level, o.1 seconds burst into tears, roaring and kowtowing to his knees. "Master, I'm not dead, please don't let me blow up my sword and blow myself up. ”

1 cm, 1 later, his baby still exists.

"That's right, why do you say you're dead if you're not dead?" Zhang Tianzhi muttered, feeling that it was still a little funny, so he clicked the knife in the soul contract of 9527 again......

Cool, 9527 kept swinging his knife and chopping his treasure like a nervous disorder, and every time he stopped when the blade was about to do something.

9527 cried out in pain, isn't this fun, okay? "Master, please stop playing, my baby is scared out of control, the water pipe is out of control, I don't know if it will be good in the future." ”

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