Hi!

This stupid girl!

Hu Yifan wailed in his heart, and now he wondered if he had found the wrong woman.

Even Baidu believes it, reading is stupid, right?

"Mei'er, the trading of hazardous chemicals is now a real-name system, and if you buy so much pure sulfuric acid at once, the police will easily find you!"

Hu Yifan hurriedly grabbed Su Mei'er and ordered: "The corpse will be handed over to me to deal with, and you go out to buy some supper and come back." ”

Although Su Mei'er was full of doubts and didn't know what Hu Yifan would do, she still nodded obediently, and then walked out of the door.

"Little earthworm, come out!"

Hu Yifan was very curious about what the little earthworm was going to do with these two corpses, so when he saw Su Meier going out, he immediately called the little earthworm out.

As soon as the words fell, the red line snake broke free of Hu Yifan's crotch zipper and swam out of the bird's nest, and then the snake's tail flicked and landed firmly on the floor.

It's also strange to say that other people's spiritual pets (in novels and TV series) are getting bigger and more fierce, but this little earthworm in their own family is getting bigger and smaller.

The original body as long as an earthworm is now only the size of a thumb.

Attached to the skin, if you don't look closely, you really think it's just a shallow scar.

", Lao Tzu's desire to cultivate in the abyss is about to be shattered!"

Hu Yifan patted his forehead depressedly and sighed.

When the little earthworm heard this, the white of his eyes rolled sharply, and he retorted in a milky voice: "Master, please don't compare those inferior races with the little earthworms! You are the most serious insult to the little earthworm!"

"Oh, could it be that you still don't look down on the abyss?" Hu Yifan said strangely.

As a spiritual pet, his skills are not big, and his tone is not small!

"Hmph! The abyssal giant beast is just a beast, how can it be compared to this snake! The little earthworm can subdue it with a breath of fairy breath. ”

The little earthworm proudly straightened the little snake's head and spit out the letter obliquely, with a disdainful expression on his face.

It's just that the caterpillar-like short stature makes it much less awesome.

Hu Yifan was amused in his heart, and secretly vowed: "Lao Tzu will brag about his skin in the future, he must be thick enough, and he must be as fresh and refined as a little earthworm!"

The little earthworm that knows the sea immediately perceives what the owner is thinking.

However, it didn't waste its tongue arguing with Hu Yifan, it just gave him a fierce look, and then swam straight to the body of the man in black.

Hu Yifan lit a cigarette with a flaw, and said suspiciously: "Little earthworm, what are you going to do with it?"

The little earthworm ignored him.

The next second.

Click!

I only heard a soft "click", and the small mouth of the red line snake was violently propped up.

The little earthworm opened its bloody mouth like a tiger devouring it, and swallowed the head of the masked man in black in an instant.

Hu Yifan, who was standing next to him, was startled, and the cigarette in the corner of his mouth fell to the ground in shock.

Defenselessly, a huge snake head suddenly appeared next to him, and anyone would be panicked.

The picture in front of him was quite weird, and Hu Yifan only felt that his scalp was numb.

On the body of a snake as long as a thumb, a huge snake head like a cow's body is rapidly devouring the corpse of the man in black.

Click, click, click......

The huge snake head suspended in the air, mouthful after mouthful, swallowed slowly and methodically, and the bite sound was very crisp.

The exposed part of the body of the man in black is constantly decreasing, but the strange thing is that the snake body of the red snake is always as slender as a toothpick.

"it!"

Hu Yifan was dumbfounded.

This is too unscientific, isn't it, what about the bones and meat that are eaten?

After the red-line snake devoured the corpse of the man in black, it spit out the letter, and it was still unsatisfied, chirp, chirp, and smacked its big mouth.

It seems to be reminiscing about something.

Hu Yifan wanted to ask, "How does it taste?", but after thinking about it, he still didn't mention it.

Because this question is so disgusting and too heavy, he is afraid that he will vomit himself.

After eating, the red snake regained the length of its thumb and swam towards the corpse of another man in black in the closet.

Hu Yifan, who was stunned for a long time, saw this and was about to carry the corpse out of the closet so that the little earthworm could swallow it.

It's a pity that it's a step too late.

Click!

Without saying a word, the red snake opened an even larger snake mouth and devoured the entire wardrobe violently.

"Oh my god!"

Hu Yifan was dumbfounded, and then wailed: "Ah, underwear! My underwear! Ah, no, it's Mei'er's underwear......!

"Little earthworm, you bastard, you actually swallowed it all, and didn't keep a single piece, what do you want Mei'er to wear tonight for Lao Tzu to appreciate?"

The red thread snake spat out the letter, and a humane look of apology flashed on the huge snake's head, and immediately, a small black lace hollow thong flew out of its mouth.

"Master, this is the most xing ......"

Before the words of the little earthworm in his mind fell, Hu Yifan felt a crimson smell coming.

Syllable!

The little lace thong mixed with the saliva of the red thread slammed into his face.

The little earthworm was stunned, spit out the letter embarrassedly, and before Hu Yifan could react and lose his temper, the snake's body instantly returned to the size of his thumb, and then hurriedly swam back to the bird's nest.

"Master, the little earthworm swears to the sky, it definitely didn't mean it!"

"it!"

Hu Yifan wailed, grabbed the black lace hollow small thong on his face, then wiped away a pool of thick fishy saliva on his face, gritted his teeth and scolded fiercely: "Little earthworm, I swear to shave my hair tonight, so that you will be homeless from now on!"

......

Su Meier is now her wife-to-be, and her safety is naturally something that Hu Yifan is more concerned about, after thinking about it, Hu Yifan took out his mobile phone and clicked on the treasure box.

Heavenly Court Dog X2.

Heavenly Court Dog: A dog breed jointly bred by the Heavenly Erlang God and the Howling Sky Dog, it is extremely intelligent and ferocious, and it is a good product for the immortals to care for their homes!

The last time Erlang God sent a red envelope was two heavenly dogs, in view of the fact that the little earthworm was too unreliable, for the sake of Su Meier's personal safety, Hu Yifan still decided to extract one first and exchange it for her as a bodyguard.

Click Extract.

Ding dong!

Hu Yifan's open left palm appeared out of thin air, a small plush black dog.

The little black dog is not big, only the size of a wine bottle, and does not have the slightest sense of majesty and majesty, but looks very thin and lovable.

With the precedent of the red line snake, Hu Yifan was not worried about the combat effectiveness of the Heavenly Court Dog.

Produced by Heavenly Court, it must be a high-quality product, the smaller the more fierce!

"Wang, Wang, Wang!" came a few pleasant dog barks at his feet.

"Since you don't bring a handle, then I'll call you Susu in the future!"

Hu Yifan squatted down, looked at the physiological characteristics of the little black dog very rudely, and then touched the head of the heavenly court dog, and commanded with a smile: "In the future, you will follow the owner of this house at any time, never leave an inch, and protect her safety, do you understand?"

"Wang, Wang, Wang!" the Heavenly Court Dog called excitedly, and then nodded his head seriously.

", it's really smart!" Hu Yifan praised in his heart.

The little black dog seemed to be very happy, sniffed and sniffed around Hu Yifan, and then jumped suddenly, jumped straight onto his shoulder, and stretched out his little tongue to lick Hu Yifan's cheeks affectionately and obediently.

"Giggle!" Hu Yifan was licked and giggled.

"Wow, what a kawaii puppy!" As soon as Su Meier entered the door, she found the little black dog lying on Hu Yifan's shoulder, and she fell in love with this cute little guy at a glance.

"Xiao Susu, she will be your master in the future, you have to protect her safety every step of the way, you know?"

Hu Yifan pointed at Su Mei'er and ordered at the Heavenly Court Dog: "Don't leave an inch, even if she goes to the toilet, you have to follow!"

"Wang, Wang, Wang!" the Heavenly Court Dog called loudly, as if in response, and then jumped onto Su Mei'er's shoulder.

"Giggle!" Su Mei'er was also licked by it and laughed coquettishly.

......

What is cocooning and self-inflicted?

Hu Yifan finally knows now.

He ordered the Heavenly Court Dog to protect Su Mei'er's safety every step of the way, and this beast was really special and never left.

At night.

coaxed and deceived Su Meier under him, and Hu Yifan started the first time in his life.

It is said that the first time is beautiful, but when Hu Yifan was lying on Su Meier's body and doing exercises excitedly, he saw the little black dog's watery pair of big dog eyes staring straight at him, tilting the dog's head, looking like a curious baby, Hu Yifan was so shocked that he almost wilted.

"Ah...... Ah!" Su Mei'er cried out, like pain and happiness.

"Whew...... Whew!" Xiao Susu heard his master's painful screams, and his eyes immediately lit up, and he howled at the murderer who stabbed his master.

Stupid, dog, call you sister!

Hu Yifan couldn't stand the strange look of the little black dog, so he pulled a piece of clothing to cover its dog head, and continued to make the final sprint.

"Ah...... Ahh

"Wang ...... Wang!" followed by a fierce dog barking of the Lord.

Long.

Hu Yifan finally completed his mission, and lay on Su Meier's white and delicate body, letting the stupid dog bark beside him.

......

"Mei'er, do it again?" Hu Yifan said to Su Mei'er, who was paralyzed.

"Humph!"

Su Mei'er blushed, snorted, and said dissatisfiedly: "No, everyone is tired to death!"

Su Meier's silky smooth skin and charming appearance only made Hu Yifan's eyes breathe fire and shortness of breath, "Mei'er, you are so beautiful, my husband will love you again!"

Su Mei'er saw Hu Yifan's ghost-like expression, her face changed, and she hurriedly said, "Husband, I'm still in pain below!"

"Hehe, I have a way. ”

Hu Yifan smiled, pulled the clothes beside the bed, pretended to reach into his pocket, and instantly took out a small peach from it, handed it to Su Mei'er and said, "Wife, eat it, you won't hurt." ”

"This is a peach?" Su Mei'er took the little peach suspiciously.

Smelling the unique fragrance of the little peach, Su Meier couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and asked suspiciously: "Yifan, can eating peaches make that one not hurt?"

"You eat first. ”

The cherry mouth opened slightly, and Su Meier took a bite hard.

The small peach melts in the mouth.

......