In the history of Lotherma, there are only three races of villains who have conquered the continent, goblins by steam, gnomes by gear traps, and hobbits by cooking!

- "Hippopotamus Epic"

It is no longer clear when the hobbits began to leave Middle-earth (northern Pampas) and migrate to the foot of the Thunder Mountains. By the time adventurers discovered them again, the hobbits had established a village, the Shire, in a valley in the Thunder Mountains, and had been breeding for quite some time.

"Halflings, oh, forgive these guys! That's what everyone on the continent calls them, because hobbits are half the height of a human, about the height of a normal human child. The halflings did not participate in several major battles on Lothima, and their nature and love of peace made them not want to participate in these wars. And their height and physical fitness make other races not want them to participate. ”

"Odin is on God, I don't want to take care of children on the battlefield, not madness has made me feel abandoned by God!"

The Viking berserkers had yelled that they felt that fighting alongside the hobbits would make them afraid to go into the berserk in order to take care of the little ones, and that the Viking berserkers who didn't go berserk were a waste. ”

"Even if it's crazy, the Vikings are like that!" said Orario, who was passionate about the story, and did not forget to despise it.

- However, there are exceptions to everything, hobbits who like peace by nature, like a stable life, like to enjoy food, like to sit under a tree with a glass of rum and spit out smoke rings at sunset, and there are also belligerent and adventurous "unstable factors" in their blood, so that although hobbits have not participated in any major wars, they can always see these "alternative" figures on the battlefield.

Because, whether from the perspective of other races or from the hobbits themselves, these adventurous hobbits who appear on the battlefield are "alternative".

The most famous of these is Bilbo, a 300-year-old story that was a favorite of bards and has even been made into a fairy tale in the human world: a halfling follows thirteen dwarves led by a human wizard to challenge the evil dragons, who defeat the trolls, fight off the spider monsters, and finally succeed in killing the dragon. The hapless dragon was called Smaug, and became a disgrace among the dragons.

This story planted the knight's mind in the human child from an early age, planted the ambition of slaying dragons, and even set off a dragon-slaying craze in the human world, which can provoke the world's top existence, and finally it was the dragon knights of the Bright Holy Court who came forward to quell this farce.

And the successful Bilbo returns to the charr with his story, and his bravery in challenging evil has become a legend among the hobbits, and his unconventional behavior has also become a disgrace among the hobbits, and at the same time, it is also a headache for their parents-

"It's a legendary people, half of them who like peace and quiet, half of them who like adventure, but all of them love good food and have good cooking skills for all kinds of food!"

Due to the fact that Cullen took the wrong road, the group turned east in a daze, and gradually moved away from the red clay slope. So, when the Hippopotamus offered to lead the way, the future Lord of Shandora was skeptical, and he would rather go down the Takie River than trust any of the wasteland guides again.

The reason for this is that the hippopotamus people want to turn to the hobbit village first, and then rush to the red clay slopes.

The hippopotamus people patted their stomachs and promised with the poems and books inside that they would walk this road every three years, and they would not go wrong by looking at the road with the back of their heads!

After making the guarantee, I listed the top ten benefits of recruiting hobbit chefs to the construction of Shandora.

"The hobbits are not only cooks, but they are also snitches. The most legendary thieves in history, 'Tulip', 'Stars in the Sky', and 'The Blue Bat', are all hobbits, and their stories are classics that every bard must master!

"It's the story of Smaug the Dragon, the snitch who went into the dragon's den with the thirteen dwarves and slaughtered the dragon, it was Baggins! Since a human wizard can convince a stubborn hobbit to slay a dragon, it's not impossible for an adult to convince several hobbits to become cooks. Maybe we can find the descendants of Baggins, who have the potential to become dragon slayers!"

In the mouths of these bards, as long as they have a hobbit cook, they can make Shandora's warrior Jiabimon! they can make Shandora's children have wisdom beyond human beings in the future! they can make the golden dragon eagle give birth to nine different sons in one child! and they can make the lord of Shandora the first sacrifice under the stars!

This made the fat man with a belly bigger than the hippopotamus man nod.

Where are the Charles, and why are the hobbits with little fighting power able to live at peace on the edge of Godot Moor?

Because hobbits have wine!

The earth essence also makes sake, and the sake is made from the roots of various plants, and the sake with an earthy smell is really difficult to drink.

Ouyang misses the elf's fruit wine a little, as well as the Vajra storm ape that was attracted for the wine. This is the reason why Ouyang finally agreed to turn to Shire.

Ouyang is now by his side, Huo Jiasi's golden dragon eagle was exchanged for the life of the heavy armored dragon with the blessing of the god of war, and Lilian's winged pegasus is said to have been given by a powerful magician. Ouyang didn't have a powerful magician as a backer, and it was impossible for the God of War to protect him at all times.

A way to quickly recruit powerful demonic beasts, Ouyang thought of nothing but his "Wild Summoning", all that was left was fine wine!

The hobbit's wine is made from flowers!

The fragrance of flowers can be intoxicating, and the aroma of wine can be even more intoxicating!

It is said that he can get drunk with Thor!

The Icecrown Mountains rise into the sky, separating the Pampas from the Godot Wastes, and becoming a barrier between the kingdom of Bimon and the kingdom of man. The Thunder Mountains are an extension of the Icecrown Mountains, which sink south into the lush greenery of the Baiyue Forest.

"Over the Thunder Mountains, on the other side of the mountain is the land of the Viking berserkers. There is a gap between the Thunder Mountains, and in the legend of the Viking Kingdom, it was cleaved by the Thor God Odin after getting drunk, called the Thunder Valley. ”

The Shire is in a small valley at the foot of the Thunder Mountains, but this valley is not part of the Thunder Valley, but another small valley on its periphery, hidden in the woods that extend from the Baiyue Forest.

The Hippopotamus people led everyone to this gastronomic paradise, a place to laze out.

Turning through the mountains, a valley covered with lush grass, a small clear river winds its way between the mounds, steaming hot, showing the enthusiasm of the Shire.

"These raised mounds are the hobbit houses, and when they build the house, they choose a sunny direction in the mound, dig a long passage into it, and then dig out rooms on either side of the passage to serve as living rooms or storage rooms, and the front part of the passage is then enlarged to one side to serve as a living room. ”

The doorway is a circle, the window is a circle, and the hobbit's face is a circle.

There was a large tree near the mouth of the valley, and a young hobbit was sitting on the grass at the base of the tree smoking a dry cigarette.

The chimney made from the hind leg bones of elephants, which has been passed down for many generations, has long been smoked to a golden brown and is gurgling.

Taking a full breath, Florida exhaled a round smoke ring and sighed in satisfaction.

Florida had been waiting under the tree all morning, and just now he had to take out the date cake and eat the third meal of the day. Now, the ants are busy carrying the crumbs of the jujube cake.

Through the smoke ring, Florida saw a fat man approaching the Charles. It's Beamon who has arrived!

Florida put away her bone pipe, beckoned to Olario excitedly, and ran towards the crowd. Then he jumped in front of Olario, easily jumped on his shoulder and sat down, and excitedly patted the seaweed on the head.

Ouyang's eyes lit up. The hobbit was very agile, and easily jumped onto the shoulders of the hippopotamus who was walking around and was four times taller than him, and kept the cigarette pipe in his hand from shaking off the ashes.

"Look, Olario, I said I'd be able to jump on your shoulder the next time you come!"

Orario smiled, unceremoniously snatched the cigarette holder from the hobbit's hand, and took a hard puff.

The young hobbit greeted the hippopotamus one by one, and then asked Orario, "Uncle O'Or, have you asked for help to clean up the star-tailed turtle?" ”

Orario puffed out a puff of cigarette and wondered, "Star-tailed turtle, what's the matter? Another monster has ruined your fragrant wine lily?

"Loctite was defeated, twice! I'm still sleeping! A few days ago, a long-nosed Beamon brave man was also defeated. ”

Wine lilies are the flowers used by the hobbits to make wine, and they naturally have the aroma of wine, so they are often eaten by demonic beasts. The big rooster Loctite is a rare chicken-type monster among Warcraft, and the most powerful thing is its iron beak, which can peck through rocks.

"What kind of monster is so powerful?, more powerful than the bamboo leaf centipede?!"

Unaware that the hippopotamus had slowed down, Florida said expectantly, "Startail turtle, a big hard turtle." A trick to make people sleep, Mr. Loctite twice, before he could peck through the turtle shell, was put down. The village chief said that fortunately, the star-tailed turtle was a vegetarian, otherwise Loctite would have been gone. But because of this, our fragrant lilies are gone. The village chief has already sent a distress message to the Thunder Sentinel, and I guess you are also here at this time, so I am waiting for you at the door every day. O'O, you're going to help us get rid of the tortoise. ”

It seemed that hearing that the turtle was a vegetarian, Olario's footsteps resumed, patted his chest and said: "Of course, Florida! I also found you a strong helper! This lord of the Godot Wasteland, the soul sacrifice Lord Luke and his mentor war sacrifice Lord Hogars, Lord Hogars's magic pet is the golden dragon eagle of the seventh order, this time the big turtle can't run away, I heard that you hobbits have a hand at cooking turtles." ”

The hobbit Florida snatched back her pipe, took a full puff, and said with a smile: "That's great, this time the village chief can let me go out to play! Mr. Lukey, Miss Hogars, my freedom will be free, haha!"

Laughing happily spit out a smoke ring.