Hearing Dao Ji say this, Bajie was obviously a little unconvinced. Vertex Fastest Update, he asked rhetorically: "Pattern? You actually talk to me about the pattern? Is your pattern very big?"

Dao Ji said: "Don't get excited, listen to me slowly first." Your biggest flaw is that you pay too much attention to that Heart Sutra, so much so that you get into the horns. In fact, the real purpose of reading books is to integrate and integrate the knowledge in the book for one's own use. It is for this reason that you have been slow to break through. ”

Bajie heard Dao Ji say that he was Taoist, and he couldn't help but have a trace of doubt. He muttered to himself, "Am I really too obsessed?" but my emotional experience is also quite rich, why is it so unbearable for you to say?"

"I haven't had the opportunity to study this kind of professional book, but I only understand a simple truth: whether it is a man or a woman, the essence is human beings, so I don't pay too much attention to whether the other party is a man or a woman." In other words, I can use the same approach to deal with the other person, whether it's a man or a woman. ”

When Xuanzang heard this, he seemed to have found a savior again, and he urged: "What kind of method is that?"

Dao Ji said: "Simple four words: weak click breaking." ”

Bajie said: "Weakness? What is the weakness of this princess?"

Dao Ji said: "I'm not busy answering this question, I'll ask you first: Do you know the origin of the name Qunu City?"

Bajie said: "Isn't it transliteration?"

Dao Ji said: "Of course not. The original name of the city was 'Kusu Mobuluo', and the king at that time was called Brahman, and according to legend, he had a thousand sons and a hundred daughters. There was an immortal named the Great Tree Immortal, who accidentally saw the faces of the princesses and wanted to marry a beautiful princess. The king was afraid of him, and he intended to do what he wanted. However, the princesses did not want to marry him because they thought he was ugly, but in the end the king married him the most ordinary-looking princess. This time, it was Daxian's turn to dislike the princess who married him for her average appearance, so in a fit of rage, he turned the remaining ninety-nine princesses into a hunchback. This is the origin of Qunu City. ”

Bajie said with a realization: "Do you want to say that Princess Sanssouci's biggest weakness is that she is afraid of becoming ugly?"

Dao Ji said: "Yes, that's what I meant. It is in the nature of women to pay attention to their appearance, and it has also become their weakness. ”

Wujing listened to what Dao Ji said a little as if he didn't understand, and he interjected: "Are you planning to ruin the princess's appearance? Even if it's just a threat, that's not what a disciple of my Buddhism should do. ””

Dao Ji said: "Of course it's not like that. As a knowledgeable, educated, and noble monk, how could I use such a subordinately tactic to deal with an underage girl? ”

Xuanzang said: "It's useless to say more, you should come up with some practical plans to come out?"

Dao Ji said: "Master, in fact, I have a better way, so I don't have to pay attention to this princess at all." ”

Xuanzang Qi said: "Is there really a better way?"

Dao Ji said: "King, the easiest way is to use the king as a breakthrough. As the saying goes, those who win the hearts of the people win the world, in other words, if you want to keep the country, you must also not lose the hearts of the people. So the king has a weakness that is easier to break, and that is his country. Jiangshan is not only his biggest reliance, but also his weakness. ”

Bajie exclaimed: "How did you get to the top of the country? Could this be the big pattern you are talking about?"

Dao Ji said: "Not bad. Since we can't find a breakthrough in the palace, let's make things bigger, and make it as big as possible. ”

Wukong Qi said: "Do you want to provoke the people of Tianzhu to rebel? Although I also like such dramas as rebellions, Buddhism will never allow this kind of thing to happen." ”

Dao Ji said: "We are now monks, and we are not thieves, how can we do such a rebellious deed? But don't forget, we are all people with magical powers." Of course, people with supernatural powers should do something that is in line with their identity. ”

Xuanzang said happily: "I understand! You want to pretend to be a god!"

Bajie said: "It seems that we underestimate him, this guy is indeed a bit level!"

Wukong said: "Yes, such a simple truth, why didn't I think of it?"

Dao Ji said: "I said it all, you and Master have psychological barriers to women. If you have an obstacle in your heart, you will naturally not be able to give full play to your imagination. ”

Wukong said: "One more question: how do I overcome this psychological barrier?"

Dao Ji said: "Go in love vigorously." ”

Wukong exclaimed, "That's not good!

Xuanzang said angrily: "Wukong, don't interrupt! Listen to Daoji and talk about the specific operation!"

Dao Ji said: "First of all, what can you think of?"

Xuanzang said impatiently: "Don't sell Guanzi, just say the point!"

This time, Dao Ji couldn't pretend to be forced, so he had to tell his full plan.

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That night, the city of Qunu was blown up, it was really blown up.

At the time of the third watch, a series of violent explosions shook the entire capital, and even the ground was shaking. Many fled outside the house in disheveled clothes, only to find that everything was normal around them.

This explosion shocked the whole city, and King Tianzhu woke up from his sleep and immediately ordered someone to investigate the cause of the accident.

After receiving an urgent order from the palace, the relevant yamen quickly activated emergency measures and sent a large number of staff to reassure the people and find the source of the explosion.

It didn't take long for a definite message to reach the king, the Chenghuang Temple in the southeast of the city had collapsed, and the specific cause was still under further investigation.

It wasn't until early in the morning that the full investigation report came out. Of course, this investigation report was divided into two completely different parts, one was released to the public, and the other was transmitted to the palace.

The results of the investigation announced to the public are that the circuit of the Chenghuang Temple is aging, which caused a fire, and now that the fire has been extinguished, please calm down. But can a fire cause an explosion? Could it be that this temple is a secret arsenal of a certain organization? Various versions of the theory began to circulate among the people, but no one knew which version was more credible.

The investigation report that was sent to the palace showed that there was an inexplicable explosion in the Chenghuang Temple, and even the ground was blown out of a large pit, and a stone tablet appeared in one of the big pits, with the inscription: The holy monk travels westward, and all beings avoid it.

Qunu City is a world-famous international metropolis, there are not thousands of monks who enter and exit the city gate every day, there are 8,000 monks, is this Tang Xuanzang the holy monk mentioned on the tablet?

Just when the king was in shock, news came again, saying that the land lord in the land temple was in tears, and there were still eight big characters left on the temple wall: The princess marries, and there is a great drought for ten years. After being verified by the relevant yamen, it is indeed true. And this matter has already caused a sensation in the whole city, and it is too late to block the news.

Immediately afterwards, another Huangmen official came to report, saying that tens of thousands of civilians had gathered outside the palace, asking the king to cancel the princess's marriage contract, and some people even asked the princess to cut her hair and become a nun and never marry.

The king exclaimed, "Are they going to rebel?"

The Huangmen official said: "Your Majesty, let's hurry up and get an idea, according to the news from outside, there are already a large number of people eating melons on the way." ”

Before the king could come to his senses, someone came to report in a panic: "Your Majesty, something is wrong, someone has found a monster with a human face and a sheep's body on the hill east of the capital, which resembles a gluttony, one of the four fierce beasts of ancient times!"

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"Report! A mysterious giant monster has been found in the south of the city, resembling the legendary fierce beast!"

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"Report! There is a large-scale zombie group in the west of the city!"

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"Urgently, a **oss Akatsuki demon has been brushed out in the north of the city!"

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At this time, the window suddenly darkened, and a black pressure pterodactyl swept over the sky above Qunu City......

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Doomsday mode is on.

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After the pterosaur flew over, the entire capital of Tianzhu Kingdom was blown up, this time it was a human explosion, a frying pan, and the outside of the entire palace was a sea of people. Among them, not only civilians, but also those officials, soldiers guarding the city, wealthy merchants, and even those officials. After all, in the face of the great calamity, everyone is equal.

The Huangmen official said: "Your Majesty, the crowd outside the palace gate has exceeded one million. ”

The king said in panic: "There is no need to prepare for this wedding ceremony, we will not recruit this son-in-law, and we will quickly invite the holy monk Xuanzang into the palace to exchange the customs clearance documents!"

In fact, these monsters were all transformed by Sun Wukong with hair. Originally...... It turned out that it was so easy and easy to deal with the troublemakers of mortals.