Chapter 111: Journey to the West
There is a species of frog that is on the verge of extinction, and people always expect to catch these creatures in the wild so that they can get the gold coin on their backs, but no one wants to raise them. After meeting the money frog, you will understand that the most greedy is not only the snake swallowing the elephant, but also the money frog and the human heart.
- "Warcraft Illustrated Book: Money Frog"
The river is surging and the cliffs are overhanging.
The fat man stood high on the edge of the cliff, his expression serious, his eyes staring at the river at his feet. The cold wind howled, and he had already knocked out a gap comparable to his body, and fled into the distance one by one, roaring to announce a message to the wasteland:
There was a fat man standing on the edge of the cliff in a rage, trying to crush the mountain wall with his tonnage and block the Takijiang River!
"Who the hell said he knew most about Godot?!"
The sound of anger even drowned out the howling of the cold wind. The scene became silent, and the three people who were questioned were even more speechless.
Three Leads.
Sergeant Beamon, who had been patrolling the borders of the South Godot Wasteland, was holding his arms crossed, his nose twitching, swaying left and right, in a hibernation state of "I curled up when the cold came, and my mind was early in the snail". Fight the enemy's bombardment with maximum inaction.
"Mr. Heavy Punch", who had already made a name for himself in Godot Wasteland, lowered his head in shame, regretting that he had only run at full speed in the past, and had forgotten to enjoy the scenery on the side of the road, so that he could not even find the road sign now.
As the only slave in the team, Goron stared at the river under his feet with wide eyes and fear, and retreated step by step, as if it were the River Styx that led to hell, and fell into it, never to return!
"That's it! I can't even recognize the road! I've grown so big!" Miriam vented her frustration in a hoarse voice.
The mermaid princess has been singing for half an hour, and the "Song of Tide Temptation" has been repeated several times, and I don't know how many salmon in the river have turned up their white bellies, but not a single carp has appeared! The salmon only has fish roe in its belly, and she is powerless to ask for faith and ask for directions!
"Didn't we cross the river not long ago? Why is there another river in front of us?"
Probably because the proprietress was angry, Cullen's eyes suddenly widened, revealing a sudden look, and said: "Ah! I thought of it! There is only one place where the Takijiang River has a tributary! This tributary will flow into the Takijiang River after a certain distance." ”
"Where?"
"Golden Beach. This place enclosed by the Takijiang River is Golden Beach!" said Kulun hurriedly.
"And then?" the fat man's face was still not good-looking.
"The Red Clay Slope is just downstream of Golden Beach!"
"How do you know? Are you sure?"
"I'm sure!" Kulun cleared his throat, as if to clear his sleepiness, and said, "There is a song that goes like this: somersaults in the Takijiang River, turns over to the golden beach, sneers and digs out the golden flat dan, and picks up the elodan on the high slope of the red clay. ”
"Who wrote the song?" Ouyang's narrowed eyes were full of suspicion and danger.
"Hippopotamus poet!" Cullen pointed to the Takijiang River and said, "The Beamon Water Tribe, who lives along the Takijiang River, will reach the red clay slopes every once in a while. ”
It is true that the hippopotamus people consider themselves the bards of Beamon, and they love to write poetry the most. The representative of the Aquarium of Beamon spoke.
"Is there really a golden flat dan here?" Ouyang asked again.
"My lord, that doesn't seem like the point, does it?"
"Of course I do. Ouyang put on a posture of independent cold wind again, pointed forward, and said: "All of them! Jump into the Takijiang River! Let's go west!"
Rushing on two legs, rushing to a destination that I don't know where it is, seems to be the most tiring.
Cullen, who is once again the leader, has to look for topics at all times to dispel the insatiable drowsiness.
"Why are there so many frogs here?!" Cullen complained for the eleventh time, and the croaking of the frogs made his ears buzz and his eyesight deteriorated, how could he find his way?
Bill in hibernation!
The people walked along the river, and gradually the grass in the soil became abundant. The white tributary reappeared, and the river suddenly broke off into a waterfall out of the cliff, and reintegrated into the Takie River with a roar.
Probably for this reason, frogs popped up from time to time in the grass, and their green skin was tinged with golden markings, which was very attractive. The frogs were all raised by the autumn insects to be extremely fat, and the tight thighs were full of flesh, and Ouyang seemed to smell the fragrance emitted by the charcoal fire, and couldn't help but move his index fingers.
caught several in a row, but it discouraged him. These frogs all had strange bulges on their backs, and under the taut, wet skin, there seemed to be something evil trying to break free.
Obis Ratchet: It makes sense to have a horn on his head, why do these frogs have a pot on their backs!
Ouyang frustrated and threw out a frog that pounced at the feet of several women, he didn't understand why they were so afraid of frogs because one was the Beamon Water Clan and the other was the royal clan in the sea!
"The fragrance of rice flowers says a good year, and listens to the sound of frogs. Maybe there's a big rice field waiting for us hungry travelers. Ouyang replied to Cullen without a side, but his attention was on the frog that flew thousands of miles, counting how many floats it had hit on the surface of the river.
"Oh, thirteen! one less time than just now, Bai has grown so fat!"
"I prefer crates ......of honey," Cullen, who was walking in front, shouted in response from afar.
"Boss, there's a situation!" Cullen, who seemed to be thinking about honey, suddenly shouted and stopped at the edge of the waterfall.
"What? Is there a box of honey down there, or is it a beautiful woman out of the bath?" the bored man hurried over in two steps.
However, not every love story repeats itself, the big story of the "frog prince" has become the history of Godot Moor, and where there are frogs, there will not necessarily be goblin princesses waiting to kiss.
Under the waterfall, a little downstream, there is a flat sandy beach that shines golden under the sun. But there is no golden flat dan on it, but a simple village. A few logs are stacked together, supporting the low and simple houses made of thatch and water grass, and they are piled together in twos and threes, and there are dozens of poor villages scattered together.
The two groups of people were rushing in the middle of the war, shouting incessantly.
Judging by the size of the house, the dwarf group seems to be the victims.
But the victim's appearance was not flattering, with a rickety back, crutches, fish fins on his back, fish scales on his skin, and a tadpole-like tail behind his buttocks. Wow wow wow screaming in a big mouth with fangs interlaced, looking like a filthy hedgehog is stuffed!
And the tall guys who bully the weak and rob the village also have a big mouth, and when they laugh, they can grin to the root of their ears, as if they want to stuff the object of bullying into their stomachs. Their bellies are fat enough, their bare tops, and their swaying fat is comparable to that of the future lord of Shandora!
"I'm a Bo Luo Long River! How are they all mutant monsters here!" Ouyang seemed to be very dissatisfied with other fat people bullying the weak.
"That's the Koutao Fishman!Luke, help me teach those ogres a lesson!" Miriam pleaded suddenly.
"Kou Tao Fishman, is that a distant relative of the mermaid?" Ouyang was puzzled. Miriam has always hated ugly things, and if it weren't for the fact that this fat man has a bit of a round and jade feeling, the mermaid princess would not have promised her.
Seeing that those mutant ogres were just snatching Kou Tao's fish-man things, and not killing them, Ouyang was not in a hurry to make a move. Anyway, if you shoot early and late, the treasures in the mutant ogre's bag are all his.
"Such an ugly and poor cousin, don't recognize it. Ouyang finally recognized what the dead wood-like floating object at the water's edge was, a big crocodile with thick leather, or his old acquaintance, the lizard-tailed crocodile.
It seems that the guardian beast of the Kou Tao Fishman has been leveled by the mutated ogre, what kind of drama is being staged below?
"Those ogres! have carp around their waists!" the mermaid princess stomped her foot to kill.
It turned out that she blamed these ogres for not being able to summon the carp for questioning!
What a good reason!
Ouyang pointed down at Shandora's only certified slave and said, "Doon, it's time to teach your cousin what it means to bully the weak!"
Before Goron, who was afraid of heights and fears of water, could escape, a huge force had already caused him to fall into the water.
The frightened Goron struggled onto the beach, and the frightened mutant ogre had already rushed towards him.
One by one, the big-mouthed fat man left the Kou Tao fishman, and took off the axe hanging from his waist as he ran, and after a short panic, he actually listed a decent "encirclement and lack charge array" and copied it to Doon.
While rushing and shouting various slogans, the voice of the guy who rushed to the front was the loudest. The creature with seaweed bent into pieces and clumps in pieces, the axe in his hand swinging as if waving a flag, shouted: "Today I drink new blood from the clam and his spear is as bright as snow!"
Only then did Ouyang see that the weapon in this guy's hand was actually an axe made of two clam shells! The clam shell was thick and bronze-colored, and at first glance it looked like it was forged from brass, no wonder it could split the crocodile's leather!
Although this guy has strange weapons and a mouth that is not serious, he still looks a little stance.
Shaken off his water, Doon let out a roar at his charging cousin to show his might.
The big-mouthed fat men were unmoved, and they still saluted the head of the seaweed, "Daiyu cries at the beginning, like Jiang Taoxi!
"Hmph, hey, the blade hasn't been tried!" In a harmonious voice, the momentum of the big-mouthed fat man's charge became a little stronger!
Good guy! He actually compared the purple-blue complexion of Goron to Daiyu! and he was as crying as Jiang Tao at the beginning! With such a suitable metaphor, Ouyang couldn't help but laugh.
Although Doon did not understand what the other party meant, it did not prevent him from launching an angry attack on the enemy. is not only forced by the other party's momentum, but also because there is water behind him!
Goron with his last hand!
Doon took a step forward and leaped to his feet, as if he had been out of prison that day, leaping towards freedom. Like a boulder falling from the sky, the fist wrapped around the chain avoided the front of the charging team and smashed into its middle.
The big-mouthed fat men stopped chanting, and whined, like frightened guinea fowls, in the splashing mud, turned sharply, and all jumped into the water with a puff.
Coming back to the surface, the big mouths slapped at the water, laughing at the water-feared Goron.
"I don't know ...... of my good water"
It was still the seaweed head, and he sang impromptuly, but suddenly a voice sounded in the air, interrupting his interest.
"The old man is just like Qing, and now the grave is full of grass!"
The big-mouthed fat men looked up.
A fat man who was fatter than them stood on the back of a wyvern, his knife in his hand, and the cold air pressed against their necks.
Three more demonic beasts flew into view, and a beautiful woman sat on the back of the demonic beasts.
A water arrow dispelled the idea of water escape from the big-mouthed fat people.
"Ah, God of War bless!"
Seaweed Head grinned.
PS:
Chapters 110 and 111 have been modified to push back the plot of reaching the red clay slopes.