Text Chapter 91: The little kid who blocks the road and robs
The boring running career began again, and the master and apprentice made a few noisy noises and continued to travel west.
This stop-and-go saw that it was the early winter season again.
On this day, when he saw a high mountain blocking the road, Xuanzang shouted: "Apprentices, pay attention, you have entered the mountain forest area again, fire prevention, theft prevention and monster prevention." ”
Wukong said: "Yes, yes, such a high mountain, it is likely that there are monsters hidden, I think, you should let Bajie explore the way." ”
Bajie said: "I want to eat some food again! Ordering food is very expensive." As the saying goes, if you don't enter the forest, I think it's better to take a detour, right?"
Xuanzang said: "You don't need to call him to go." If he goes, I don't know where he will hide and sleep, and then we will have to go to him, how troublesome it will be! ”
The master and apprentice were ready to stop, and then they went up the mountain.
This mountain is very steep, and there are fierce birds and beasts. However, this kind of ordinary monster can't threaten the safety of this scripture-learning team.
As he was walking, walking, Wukong suddenly saw a red cloud emerge from the mountain col!
As the saying goes, there must be a demon when something goes wrong, Wukong warned: "Everyone be careful, there is a demon!"
Hearing Wukong's call, Bajie and Wujing hurriedly lost their luggage, showed their weapons, and protected Xuanzang in it.
I waited for a while, but there was no movement.
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, what about the monsters?"
Wukong opened his fiery eyes and scanned around, and said, "Just now I saw a red cloud soaring into the sky, and it was angry, but now it is silent. ”
Bajie said: "Then are there monsters, or are there no monsters?"
Wukong said: "I guess it's a passing monster." ”
Bajie smiled: "Brother Monkey, you can coax people! I am also well-informed, but I have never heard of any passing monsters." ”
Wukong said: "What are you embarrassed to brag about being well-informed?" I'm going to give you the knowledge today: this nether monster also has its own social circle. When encountering friends' birthdays, getting married, having children, or celebrating New Year's holidays, they often set up banquets to eat. Those youkai who were invited to go to a cave or mountain for a banquet would rush over from all over the east, east, west, and north. This kind of monster is in a hurry and generally doesn't hurt people, so it's called a passing monster. ”
Bajie nodded and said, "That's the same reason! This is similar to the rules of the fairy world." It seems that I really don't know much. ”
Wukong said: "Immortals want to make friends, and monsters naturally want to make friends, so is the custom." ”
Wujing said: "What does senior brother mean, there is no danger now?"
Wukong said: "Let's wait and see, just be a little careful." ”
Master Xuanzang and his apprentice were cautious here, and there was indeed a monster hidden in a red cloud over there.
This monster is also careful to hide his demonic energy.,And keep an eye on the movements of the scripture-learning team.。。
He had also heard the recent rumor that eating Tang monk's meat could lead to the same longevity as heaven and earth.
So he secretly thought: "This Tang Xuanzang looks very ordinary, could it be that the rumors are false?" But this kind of good thing, it is better to believe it than to believe it, so I have to catch it and eat it to know if there is an immortality effect!"
After a little calculation, he decided to try the old routine first.
The so-called old routines are naturally the most used routines in the monster world.
Since it is used the most, it shows that it is quite effective.
Oh, in fact, if you want to talk about this kind of routine, the scripture-learning team has encountered it several times.
I saw that the monster turned into a naked, seven or eight-year-old naughty boy, tied up with hemp rope, hanging high on the tree, and shouting a few times in a milky voice: "Help! Help! I can't stand it!
This cry for help doesn't seem to be loud, but in fact, it is full of energy, and it spreads far away, just for Xuanzang to hear.
Xuanzang said: "Apprentice, I seem to hear a child calling for help." ”
Wukong said: "Where did the children come from in this barren mountains and mountains? ”
Xuanzang said: "Maybe you're right, but this voice seems to come from in front of us, and sooner or later we have to meet it." As the saying goes, it is a blessing not a curse, and it is a disaster that cannot be avoided. What if it's really a child of a mortal family?"
Wukong thought to himself: "The Buddha is really good at saving convenience, and designing this kind of similar plot, this time I want to come up with something new!"
So he smiled and said: "Just go, what's there to be afraid of? There are so many of us, and a few more bosses will be killed together!"
When they got closer, they looked up and saw a child tied to the treetops.
Xuanzang said: "Which little brother are you, why were you tied to a tree?"
As soon as this monster heard that there was a play, he began to talk nonsense: "Master, I was originally from the Kusong Zhuang clan. My father's surname is Hong, known as Red 100,000, and he is a wealthy family in the neighborhood. A gang of robbers took a look at my property, so they went to my house and robbed it, robbed me of gold and silver, killed my father, and took me and my mother captive, saying that they were going to be caught and sold. I cried all the way, and they were afraid that I would expose their whereabouts, so they wanted to kill me. It was my mother who pleaded so hard that she spared my life and tied me to a tree. That's all I know, woo woo, my poor mother, woo woo woo ......"
Wukong said: "What a group of kind robbers, they actually spared your life like this." Don't they know the truth of cutting grass and eradicating the roots, it's really unprofessional. ”
Xuanzang said: "Wukong, people are so miserable, you still say cool things, it's too unkind." Go, go, put this little kid down. ”
Since the master had a life, Wukong didn't dare to disobey, so he had to fly up to the tree to untie the rope and lift the monster down.
As soon as the monster reached the ground, he continued to act, knelt down in front of Xuanzang, and kept thanking him.
Xuanzang said: "Child, we saved you, but where are you going?"
The monster said: "I still have relatives, my grandfather lives in Shannan." Once there, I'm safe. ”
Xuanzang dismounted and said, "Then you get on the horse, and we will send you there." ”
The monster said, "My whole body is sore, and I can't ride a horse." ”
Xuanzang said: "What can I do then?"
The monster said, "Which of you kind master will carry me." ”
Wukong took the initiative and said, "How about I carry you?"
The monster observed the words and knew that Wukong was the most powerful, so he wanted to deal with Wukong first, so he agreed.
Wukong grinned and stretched out his right hand to pick up the monster, and took advantage of the situation to tie him up, making him unmoved. It all seemed so natural and fluid, and there was no sense of disobedience at all.
The monster was startled and was about to open his mouth, when Wukong lifted his left hand and slapped him, knocking him unconscious and throwing him on the ground.
Xuanzang said: "Wukong, how can you treat children like this? Be careful that I have to recite the mantra." ”
Wukong said, "Master, this is a monster." ”
Xuanzang said: "Nonsense! You said he was a monster, why didn't you see him show his original form?"
Wukong smiled and said, "Master, let me ask you, how heavy should this seven or eight-year-old child be?"
Xuanzang said: "There should always be thirty catties." ”
Wukong said: "But he doesn't weigh four pounds yet." ”
Xuanzang said: "Impossible!"
Wukong said: "If you don't believe it, won't you know if you try?"
Xuanzang walked over and mentioned the monster, this mention, his hand was fluttering, and it was really only three catties in weight.
Xuanzang said: "This is too light! A newborn child should also have this weight." ”
Bajie also tried it and said: "Even if it is a newborn child, three catties is very light." This girl is a monster!"
Wukong said: "Master, now that the monster is here, what do you say to deal with." ”
Xuanzang said: "The so-called hit the small one, and the old one came." We'll wait for him to wake up and then interrogate him carefully, and it's best to get a clear picture of the situation on this mountain. ”
Wukong listened to the order, so he pulled the tail hair into a rope, tied the monster to a five-horse hoof, and then said to Wujing: "Senior brother, get water to splash him awake." ”
Wujing responded and took a water hyacinth from his luggage to wake up the monster.
The monster woke up, and when he saw the current situation, he regretted it very much: "This luck is too bad! I haven't had time to use any means, so I was arrested for no reason, this is very unreasonable." ”
The more the monster thought about it, the more angry it became, and cried out angrily: "I don't accept it!
Wukong said: "Okay, you monster, what's wrong?"
The monster said, "I'm not a monster. ”
Wukong said: "If you are not a monster, how can you be so light?"
The monster said: "When I was a child, I didn't have milk to eat, and I grew up eating rice noodles, and I was malnourished. ”
Xuanzang said: "Didn't you say that your father is a local tyrant, and you can drink milk if you have money!"
The monster said: "My father said that the milk was for my mother to drink, but he didn't give it to me." ”
Xuanzang wondered: "Why is this?"
The monster said, "This ...... This one...... Actually, I don't quite understand it. ”
Xuanzang smiled coldly: "I didn't eat breast milk when I was a child, and I also grew up eating rice noodles." But when I was seven years old, I weighed more than 30 pounds. Even if you want to lie, you should do it decently!"
After that, Xuanzang shook his hands into a fist, raised his middle knuckle, and gave the monster a shock, and then heard a scream of 'sigh'.
But it was not the monster who screamed, but Xuanzang: "This monster's head is too hard, it numbs my fingers!"
Bajie smiled: "Master, he is a monster, you are a mortal, you actually beat him with your bare hands, isn't that your own guilt!"
Xuanzang shouted: "Wujing, bring my Jiuxi Zen staff!"
Wujing handed over the Zen staff, Xuanzang reached out and took it, and knocked it the monster's head.
In fact, with Xuanzang's strength, he can't beat the monster. But this monster has been pampered since he was a child, when has he ever been so angry?
The monster said angrily: "You mortal dare to beat me!"
Xuanzang said: "Regardless of his immortal monsters, he should be punished if he makes a mistake! Although my eldest apprentice Sun Wukong has great powers, if he makes a mistake, I will still repair him!"
The monster said: "But I'm still a child, you can do it!"
Wukong laughed, "Are you very small? How small?"
The monster said, "I'm not eight years old yet." ”
Wukong said, "You're not even eight years old, then I'm only three years old!"
The monster said, "Then you have to call me brother." ”
Wukong said: "You really treat me as a three-year-old child! Tell me honestly, how old are you?"
The monster said, "Seven years old." ”
Wukong said: "Master, this monster is not honest, it should be beaten." ”
The monster was unconvinced: "Why am I not honest?"
Wukong sneered: "Hehe, even if you are a natural genius, it is impossible to cultivate to the current level in eight years!"
The monster said, "Can you tell how many ways I have?"
Wukong sneered: "Old Sun, I have practiced with fiery eyes, if I can't even see how much you do, then it's still a fart!"
The monster said, "Then tell me, how much do I do?"
Wukong said: "Between three hundred and four hundred years. ”
The monster couldn't help but exclaim, "It's really accurate!"
Wukong said: "Don't make a fool of yourself, that's useless!
The monster said: "My name is Red Child, and the people of the rivers and lakes call the Holy Infant King." I started practicing at the age of eight and practiced for a total of three hundred and sixty years, and then I ran away from home and became the king of the mountain here for six years. If you do the math, I've been practicing for three hundred and sixty-six years. ”
Wukong said: "That's right." You're almost 400 years old, and you're still pretending to be some kind of child! Old grandson, when I was your age, I turned the heavenly court upside down!"
The monster said, "I really can't see it!"
Wukong said: "Don't talk nonsense! Tell me honestly, are there other monsters on this mountain? Who is your father!"