Huangquan Demon Banner Chapter 99 Guardian II
"What's wrong?!" Jiang Dahu kicked open the half-hidden courtyard door that was blown by the wind, and suddenly stopped the scene with his tiger eyes open.
Jiang ...... Headcatcher, we are the family of the deceased. ”
"I've seen you, what the hell are you flustered about? Aren't you supposed to be keeping a vigil for Niu Dashan?"
Jiang Dahu glanced at the hunchbacked man in front of him, and could see that he had tried hard to keep his composure, but his body couldn't stop trembling.
"It's a vigil, but ...... But when we were about to put Dashan's body in the coffin, his body suddenly became so slippery that we couldn't hold on to it!"
The person who spoke was Niu Dashan's cousin, Niu Lanshan.
It's the son of the uncle's family, but it's a pity that his father's generation has passed away, and only these juniors are left.
They say they are juniors, but in fact, they are all in their thirties and forties.
"It's slippery? If I'm not mistaken, Niu Dashan is already wearing a shroud, right? It's still slippery through his clothes? You can take me to see it. ”
Jiang Dahu tightened his brows, he followed Yang Longchang to Yanshan City, and encountered more and more strange things.
He was originally a catcher in Fucheng, and he has been in the eighth grade for many years, and he also has qualifications.
It's a pity that there was no way to be promoted, and he was replaced by someone who was far inferior to himself.
In a fit of anger, he followed Yang Longchang to Yanshan City, because Yang Longchang promised to give him benefits.
As a landowner in a small county, the degree of leisure is not inferior to that of a big city.
Yang Longchang did not break his promise after taking office as the magistrate, and really promoted Jiang Dahu to the position of head catcher.
Even the treatment of monthly silver is more than that of Fucheng.
Jiang Dahu didn't care if the extra moon silver he had had was left over from Yang Longchang's looting of the people's fat and people's ointment.
He just needs to take the money and do his job.
So even if the case was bizarre, he did not shirk it to the deputy below, but went into battle himself.
Although his ability is much better than that of the local catcher, there are only a handful of supernatural cases in Fucheng over the years, and he has never encountered them.
This time can be said to be the first time that Jiang Dahu encountered a ghost incident in his head-catching career.
He didn't have a bottom in his heart.
Looking at the mighty crowd that was far away, Cui Wenzi dared to speak out.
"Little brother, what are we going to do next?"
"Go back first, that Wang Linxing will definitely accuse us, maybe those people are already looking for a painter. ”
"But it's useless for us to go back, they will make a portrait based on Wang Linxing's description. And little brother, you are so recognizable, if you fall into the hands of the county magistrate who has an enmity with you, what will be placed on you is a murder crime! ”
"It's okay, you can't run either. ”
Bai Shisan patted Cui Wenzi's shoulder, and the little old man withered suddenly, shaking his beard and stumbling: "What's the matter? I'm an accomplice at best." ”
"An accomplice will be punished lightly, but whoever made you my beloved relatives and friends of Bai Thirteen, people will definitely take care of you. ”
"What the hell am I ...... Knowing you counts me as blood mold for eight lifetimes. Cui Wenzi sighed and glanced at Bai Thirteen resentfully.
"Just kidding, I'll go to Zhang Hatshui to ask for a demon removal order, and then bring this yellow skin back, it will naturally make sense. ”
Bai Shisan looked at Wang Er, who was panting behind him, and he had to solve this thing.
"Oh, little brother, your joke is going to scare me to death, I thought I was going to die young. ”
"If you want to die young, then wouldn't I have died in my mother's womb?" Bai Shisan glanced at Cui Wenzi speechlessly, and the two of them carried Wang Er to trot, and someone at night saw it and thought it was a ghost.
"Hurry up and keep up, the person Childe wants to kill, and it will be difficult for him to escape even if he puts on his wings!"
"Keep up! Keep up!"
A team of men in black rushed on a rainy night, tiptoe on the bluestone slab, stepping the stagnant water into an inward whirlpool.
The pouring rain stained the red walls a dark red of blood, and several groups of shadows gathered and leaped upward.
The sound of broken tiles was drowned out.
Hua Sheng and Zhang Hatshui sat opposite each other, the window next to them was opened, and the rain outside was beating the leaves.
There are two trees in the courtyard, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.
A group of men in black lurked on the rooftop, changing views as they looked at them.
The real scene is that a man covered in bandages is lying on the kang.
The young man with sores on his face smiled heartlessly, holding a pot of old wine in his hand, and drank drunk.
The bandaged man was pulled up by the rotten sore boy, and his face was full of lovelessness.
"Brother Xie Huai, don't be restrained, we are a family after a circle. ”
Everyone put the dark blue square table on the kang, and the four of them occupied one side, and each of them was lined up with boxy wooden blocks in front of them.
"But I really don't know how to play mahjong, I haven't even heard of mahjong. Also, whoever is a family with you, I'm here to kill you!"
After Xie Huai woke up, he saw a group of two hundred and five pulling themselves to play mahjong.
Who is Mahjong and why is he being beaten?
"Eh, it was Bai Thirteen who invented these strange things. Actually, I refused at first, but the fight was really cool. ”
Mo Nian automatically blocked the second half of Xie Huai's sentence, and after touching a card, he was mysterious and secretive, and it was estimated that he would win the card.
"Alas, I said Lao Xie, you still don't know Thirteen. If he can bring you here and let you see us, it means that you are the little fresh meat on his chopping board, and you can't run. ”
Zhang Hatshui patted the stunned Xie Huai, and glanced at his cards when he got up, laughing silently, looking cheap.
Xie Huai grunted, took a sip of the flower carving on the table, and remembered that he was sanctioned by Bai Thirteen's moves, and goosebumps rose.
He wasn't afraid that these neuropaths would drug him with alcohol, because it wouldn't be so troublesome to kill him.
And they saved themselves, and they also hit the wounds.
It's like being beaten and then giving a sweet date.
"Who's going to play the cards, hurry up, wait until I win your bottoms. It's a pity that my senior sister is not here, I'm a good luck thief!"
Zhang Hatshui was on par with Mo Nian's momentum.
"Okay, okay, everyone knows you're interested in Sister Fairy's bottoms. Mo Nian interrupted impatiently.
Zhang Hatshui has a girl in Tsing Yi, Huasheng has Lian'er, and Bai Thirteen is a bunch of women!
"Sure enough, as Bai Shisan said, youth is like playing mahjong, either lighting a cannon or touching yourself. ”
Xie Huai thought to himself, what is this talking about? What is youth? What is self-touching?
I'm afraid you haven't crossed over!
"Don't say so much, it's time to finish the fight, let me play two rounds, come on, come on. ”
The girl in Tsing Yi poked her head out of nowhere, pushing Zhang Hatshui, her hands had been itching for a long time.
When she wasn't there just now, she deliberately went to the other room to put on a few more clothes, and she wanted to educate this group of thieves who didn't know the height of the sky today.
Win them all over their bottoms and panties and let them parade through the streets!
"Eh, wait a minute, wait for the end of this game!" Zhang Hatshui was frantically targeted by Mo Nian, and fine beads of sweat were already oozing from his face.
When it was Xie Huai's turn to play the card, Zhang Hatshui's mouth trembled, and he almost begged him to let go of Zhang Jiuquan.
"I just threw it away. Xie Huai randomly selected one.
Zhang Hatshui directly pushed the cards away, and shouted in his mouth: "Nine cylinders and nine even ninety thousand, see which one is also the card." ”
"Fog grass! you're nonsense again, aren't you out of the woods!" Mo Nian threw the card, flew over and rolled into the corner of the wall by the neck of Zhang Hatshui.
Huasheng looked at his few clothes, and for the sake of his dignity, he also chose to join the battlefield.
The girl in Tsing Yi laughed like a nervous disorder, jumping and jumping on the side, shouting yes, come on.
When everyone took out the first card in Zhang Hatshui's arms, Zhang Hatshui had no way to live.
Even though he was beaten into a pig's head, Zhang Hatshui still gave Xie Huai a thumbs up.
At this time, Xie Huai suddenly understood that it was so simple to win the friendship of the neurosis.
Xie Huai believed that if he was drawing a knife against them one day, his hand would definitely pause.
Not because of anything else.
It's that this group of neurotics falls into your hands, and they will neither beg to let him go, nor will they be as heroic as the great heroes.
Instead, he would lick his face and say, "There's a card waiting for me to make a fool of myself, can you throw me a nine-cylinder when you wipe your neck?"
"Damn, what are those people in the house doing? Is there infighting? It's Zhang Hatshui from the Soul Gang who is being crushed by them, right? He's going to be killed!"
Unlike the neuropaths, this group of professional killers watched them play monkey in the heavy rain.
Perhaps only they can best understand Xie Huai's mood, and letting them kill this group of two hundred and five is simply a shame and stain in their careers.
"Don't talk about it, boss, I've been staring at it for the longest time, and those neurotics are playing striptease. And it was a bunch of muscular guys playing with each other, and I felt like someone had poked a green pepper in my eye. ”
"Without further ado, anyway, our target is Xie Huai, don't care about this group of two hundred and five!"
The black-clothed man at the head took out a hollow wooden pipe from his arms, put it in his mouth and blew it, and a golden needle with the thickness of a hair flew out at high speed.
This golden needle is so poisonous that it can even poison an adult brown bear.
The human eye can never perceive it, there is no pain, and if you touch it, you will die.
"Mission ...... Completed"
"Huh!?Fog grass!"
The people in black saw the unforgettable scene of a lifetime, and their secret weapon was actually blocked by a piece of mahjong.
It can be seen that the mahjong smashed the girl in Tsing Yi at Zhang Hatshui, but it just flew over the side of Xie Huai's head.
Although the golden needle is highly poisonous, it is too delicate to pierce people's skin, but mahjong is impossible.
So Xie Huai was headshot by a high-speed mahjong, subconsciously looked out the window, and caught a glimpse of the fleeting black clothes.
"It turns out that I really can't go. ”
Xie Huai smiled self-deprecatingly, never imagined that as a killer, he would be assassinated by someone else one day.
Those who saved themselves and were willing to take them in were the people they wanted to kill.
"Hey, what's the fuss? Playing mahjong in circles?"
The group of neurotics was not noisy, they stood straight in a row, and Zhang Hatshui, who had a blue nose and swollen face in the middle, smiled cheaply: "I still have to rely on you to win." ”
Xie Huai looked at the group of people and was stunned, and said with a smile: "This is coming, this is coming." ”