Chapter 008: Thirty-six Tricks for Chicks
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After all, Wu Zhe is an otaku who has just crossed over, with a first-class mind and a smart mind, but a firm concept that everyone is equal. can't suppress the habit of modern people who don't want to be left behind, and when I saw that the girl who had helped me was ridiculed, I immediately jumped out and said a few words back.
He didn't have the deep-rooted hierarchical difference in this world in his mind, as a candidate for a young girl from the branch, he actually deliberately angered a lady from the outer door, and the identities of the two were just a few grades apart.
However, in the face of such a tsundere lady, Wu Zhe, who has played countless GLGMEs, also has a little experience.
Perhaps it is the physical assistance that is infinitely close to a supercomputer, but at this moment, in Wu Zhe's mind, the idea of a strategy GLGME began to form in his mind.
A set of ideas similar to Sun Tzu's Art of War suddenly took shape in Wu Zhe's mind. It can not only allow Wu Zhe to protect himself as a chick, but also to pick up a girl to attack a girl.
[Chick Thirty-Six Tricks!]
[Girl, the major affairs related to people, placed in the land of death and life, listed in the way of survival and death, must not be unknown.]
[Knowing yourself and knowing the girl, undefeated in a hundred battles; knowing yourself and knowing yourself without knowing the girl, losing two battles and one defeat; not knowing the girl, not knowing yourself, losing every battle!]
[Therefore, the clouds, the sky and the earth are big, and the chick is great.] It is necessary to know that there are five categories of girls: one is tsundere, two is cute, three is a maid, four is black-bellied, and five is an iceberg.
[Tsundere girl, arrogant, willful, and contemptuous, and hide the shyness inside.]
This Hu Yunjiao is a typical tsundere girl, Wu Zhe judged in his heart.
I don't care if you laugh at me, but if I make the girl who is kind to me laugh at her and choke her, I have to fight with you!
Tsundere, right? Being arrogant is the biggest weakness.
Wu Zhe stood up suddenly, and everyone's eyes were focused on her.
When the girl saw Wu Zhe standing up, no matter how stupid she was, she understood that she was going to come out, so she hurriedly coughed and pulled.
Wu Zhe patted the coughing girl lightly on the back, but ignored the obstruction, stepped forward and said: Don't dare to ask, your Excellency is ......
Oh, hehehe, it's really a little girl who has never seen the world. Hu Yunjiao smiled and said: You have heard someone speak like this and learned it, do you know that this is a man's way of speaking?
Well, I still like to talk like that. Wu Zhe was a little embarrassed, but said: Oh, I really made a mistake, so it's wrong......
You little girl just knew. Hu Yunjiao glanced at her, and was about to be sarcastic again, but when she saw the pink-clothed girl who was talking, she suddenly smiled.
Thanks for teaching. Wu Zhe smiled and bowed slightly: Thank you for the little girl who pointed me this little girl.
The words of the two little girls in Wu Zhe's words were all bitten.
The young girls who came this time are all fourteen years old at the age of Erqi, and Hu Yunjiao is no exception, Wu Zhe is about to return the title of "little girl."
Oh, why is this Xiao Niu so bold?! Zhai Laoer and Chen Laosan glanced at each other with disdain.
Hudaomen is a big force in the forefront of the outer door, and it has been operated for several generations, even if it is not much cowardly to our quite capable boss, how can you, a little girl with no background, withstand it?
There is a Xuanqi martial artist in the branch gate near the left, and when he saw the excitement here, he immediately came closer, and smiled to see how a little girl in pink clothes annoyed the eldest lady and how to be rectified.
There are Xuanqi warriors who whispered: Hey, this little girl in pink clothes actually dares to provoke the famous [Heavenly Pepper Hu Yunjiao?]
Another responded: Hey, I'm really bold, I'm afraid that a few teeth will be knocked out by the palm of my mouth!
Here, Hu Yunjiao listened to Wu Zhe's words, and her eyebrows really stood up, and she almost wanted to reach out and slap the little girl who angered her away.
But everyone didn't know that Wu Zhe was hovering in his mind [Thirty-six chicks, turning the pages as quickly as a book.
[Chick Thirty-Six Tricks!]
[One of the counts, the anti-bullying.]
[Those who bully others by virtue of the situation also deceive because of the situation.] For it, it can be clearly stated under the shock of the overall situation, but it is to break its battle to support its weakness. made him dare not fight with force, and then became cowardly, so he pressed him instead.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm in the sect, and I made such a mistake. Wu Zhe had the first plan in his heart, deliberately showing a little panicked, and hurriedly took a step back and said: I don't know if I annoyed you, girl, or did I annoy you, the eldest lady of Hudaomen?
This sentence is really heart-wrenching.
Wu Zhe first said that within the sect, he brought out the overall deterrent effect. Then the two titles of [little girl, you and [eldest lady, you are put together, which seems to have a strong contrast charm.
Secretly, it means, you and I are simply arguing between girls, or are you going to use your status as a big lady to suppress me?
Wu Zhe didn't say two sentences, but pointed out the key points, so that the Hu family was taken in the power of the sect but the family power was not easy to fight, and the eldest lady of the Hu family was absolutely dumb for a long time.
Zhai Lao Er and Chen Lao San, who wanted to stop Wu Zhe on the side, were stunned for a moment and almost laughed.
The slightly bulging chest of the eldest lady of the Hu family gasped violently a few times before she could barely suppress her anger.
As soon as Wu Zhe looked at Hu Yunjiao's expression of suppression, he was sure that he was thinking correctly.
This Hu Yunjiao still has a brain, so it's easy to do.
The Hu family is magnificent, don't say that I, a daughter from a small branch, even the inner door has to give three points of face. Wu Zhe thought about the thirty-six plans in his mind, and said: If you say that my words offended the Hu family, it would not be an exaggeration for me to kneel down and apologize. But if it's a matter between little girls, we can say a few more words.
You can't get angry, you can't get angry!" Hu Yunjiao reminded herself in her heart. Dad has told him many times that within the sect, you can't use your identity to oppress people, otherwise you will not only lose face, but also violate the door rules.
It's just that I held my breath in my heart, and I was really angry.
Looking at the pink-clothed girl in front of her, who was the same age as herself, Hu Yunjiao took a deep breath before saying: You sharp-tongued little girl, it seems that you want to stand up for your companions? Okay, let you tell me about it.
After all, everyone is from a background, although Hu Yunjiao is young and arrogant, she still has basic cultivation.
The guard next to him was about to step forward and speak, but Hu Yunjiao took the initiative to stop him as soon as he stretched out his hand.
Wu Zhe said: Don't dare, I just hope that you will stay in your mouth, and don't be sarcastic.
I'm really mocking you country buns, is it wrong?
Wu Zhe said seriously: Of course there is a mistake.
Oh, then what skills do you have to be proud of? Hu Yun smiled: If you have the ability, no one dares to underestimate even the soil buns.
Wu Zheyan said: I don't know if you have heard the phrase "gold, scales, and things, and become dragons when they encounter a storm?"