65 You are a fake
"Do you have anything to eat, young man, and if you do, make us some, we're going to starve!"
"Okay boss, wait a minute, the food will be here soon!"
Wu Di glanced at the family of three for a few moments, invited the three into the house, poured tea and turned around and went to the house!
At this time, the woman spoke
"I said, boy, don't you have a menu here, how can we order food without a menu?"
Wu Di walked out of the room and said
"Did you see the sign at the door when you came in?"
"We call it Yuanlai Pavilion here, which means that only people who are destined can come in, so I don't have a menu here, everything is according to fate, you can enter as you like, and I will do it as you like!"
"Yo, listen to you say that, young man, your business model here is a bit interesting!" the middle-aged man smiled
"Can I understand that whatever you want to do to your guests, they have to eat?"
Wu Di said
"It sounds outrageous, but you got it right"
"And how is your business here?"
"Today is the first day of opening, and you are the first wave of guests!"
The man was happy
"Heh, so let's say it's quite good luck for our family of three!"
The man seemed to be very interested in Wu Di's business model, but the woman was not cold, so she pouted and said disdainfully
"What a fart, it's old and dilapidated here, and it doesn't even give people a place to order, is this a business! I think it's a black shop!" she asked Wu Di
"You said that we have to eat whatever you do, then I ask you, if you make something casually and ask for a price, do we have to pay!"
Wu Di didn't care about the woman's attitude, and still said with a smile
"Since I'm here called the edge to the pavilion, there are guests to come to the door, since there is a fate, so, money or anything is not important, after I make it, if the guests are satisfied, just look at it, if you are not satisfied, it doesn't matter. ”
"Is this okay? aren't you afraid that the guests will deliberately find fault and not give money after eating?" The middle-aged man became more and more interested, and it was the first time he had seen such a strange way of doing business.
He also wanted to chat with Wu Di more, but the woman on the side became impatient and urged Wu Di to hurry up and cook, at this time, the children on the side also began to cry, the woman couldn't coax it, and the man handed Wu Di an apologetic look.
Wu Di smiled, expressed understanding, and turned to the kitchen to cook!
More than ten minutes later, Wu Di came out with three side dishes!
When a family of three came to the table, the children were still crying non-stop, and the husband and wife were coaxing the children to eat at the same time!
Originally, the woman was not in a happy mood, and she was even more unhappy when she saw that the dishes were so simple, and she was about to count Wu Di a few words, but when she put a piece of meat into her mouth, her resentment disappeared in an instant!
"This dish...... It tastes good!"
"Indeed, I didn't expect this country boy to be so good at his craft! It's not much better than a five-star hotel chef, right?"
The man was also shocked, if they knew that what Wu Di sent was just a castrated version that was fried casually, I don't know what kind of thoughts he would have!
After the embarrassing scene during the day, Wu Di learned from the pain and decided that if it is not necessary in the future, it is better not to play too many tricks, just stir up the hype, and try to keep up with the level of this world!
It's not a good thing to be too shocking!
Because it is a castrated version, the couple did not have the same feeling of doubting life as Qingying and Jingling at noon, but it still made the two of them addicted!
The man called Wu Di over, asked him if he had any wine, and wanted to invite him to have a few drinks with him, but Wu Di smiled
"Brother, I'm really sorry, the drinks in this store are also provided with fate, it's a pity, your table of dishes, there is no alcohol, I don't accept additional sales here, if you really want to drink, you can go to the city to buy it yourself, not far, just ahead!"
As soon as he heard this, the middle-aged man didn't know what to say, he had seen something wonderful, but he had never seen such a strange thing!
It's outrageous not to be able to order, and you don't even sell alcohol at a place to eat. There is no one to do business like this!
What a tsundere!
He's so willful!
"Hehe, let's do it!"
The middle-aged man decisively gave up the idea of drinking, and it can be seen that he should be a person who has seen the world, knows how to respect others, and is also very disciplined! Unlike some rich people, who don't know how thick the sky is when they have money in their pockets, they have the attitude of being the boss and the second in heaven wherever they go!
Wu Di feels good about middle-aged men, but his wife Wu Di doesn't dare to compliment, a typical shrew image that swells up after a man gains power, although she doesn't scold the street, but Wu Di can see it at a glance.
As for the little kid, hehe, this little boy is kind of interesting!
Just after a tantrum, the little boy is snuggling in his mother's arms, refusing to eat!
The woman got a little impatient and forcibly poured two spoons, but the child's mouth flattened, and they all spit out, and then they began to cry again!
This completely angered the woman, and she picked up a big board and "banged" at the child's buttocks, and the child who hit it screamed and cried louder!
But he has a lot of backbone, even if he is beaten, he still refuses to eat!
From the perspective of outsiders, most people will think that this is a spoiled bear child, and he will be honest after a few more beatings, but Wu Di doesn't think so, he sees something very interesting from the child!
A bit of a surprise to him!
"I'm sorry, the child is disobedient, let the little brother laugh!"
The middle-aged man saw that Wu Di had been staring at his son, thinking that it was the child's crying that made the young man a little dissatisfied, so he quickly apologized in a low voice, but Wu Di said
"Brother, forgive me for talking too much, is there something wrong with this child in your family?"
As soon as these words came out, the woman raised her eyebrows angrily and shouted
"You can't speak, how can my son have a problem. I'll see you're going to have a problem!!"
Mother, I don't know as much as you!
He looked at the middle-aged man
"Brother, you don't go into the city so late, but come to me, you shouldn't be a native of Star City, and it doesn't look like you're here to travel, so I guess, at night, you don't want to go up the mountain, right?"
As he spoke, Wu Di stared at the middle-aged man without blinking, and the middle-aged man was slightly stunned, and then his face was full of admiration
He gave a thumbs up
"The young man's eyes are really vicious, amazing! I can't hide it, my son did have some problems, last week our family of three came to Qianyang Mountain to play, I didn't expect to come home, my child had a problem, fever from time to time! Sometimes he talks nonsense, he refuses to eat, he knows how to cry all day long, and he is sent to the hospital for examination, but he can't find anything, there is nothing wrong!"
"Later, under the guidance of the master, the master asked me to take the child back to Qianyang Mountain to have a look!"
So that's it!
Wu Di nodded, and then said
"Then you don't have to choose it at night, Qianyang Mountain is not safe at night!"
"Not safe?"
The husband and wife were stunned at the same time, and then the man whispered with a scared look
"Is there something unclean in the mountains?"
Wu Di smiled
"Brother, look at what you said, now is the age of science, how can there be anything unclean, what I said is unsafe is a beast, although there are often tourists in Qianyang Mountain, but there are many wild beasts in the mountain, especially snakes in this season, there will be several poisonous snake bites every year! So, if it is not necessary, you should go into the city to live in a bowl, and go up the mountain again during the day tomorrow!"
"No!" the man wondered
"The master said, you must enter the mountain at night, otherwise it will be useless!"
Wu Di "......"
This master is a fortune teller under the overpass, and he is too lacking, just cheat some money, and even put people to death, and let a family of three run into the mountains with a black light, how much revenge is this, revenge on society!
"Brother, listen to my advice, don't go to the mountains to find guilt at night, don't worry, in my experience, your child just eats something that shouldn't be eaten, it's no big problem, it's okay in two days!"
said that he had no hair on his mouth and was not able to do things well, so the middle-aged man naturally didn't believe him and asked
"What's the matter, is the little brother a doctor?"
Wu Di smiled and lied
"I'm not a doctor, I don't hide it from my brother, my ancestors are actually Taoist priests, all the way to my grandfather, five generations are Taoist priests, and they often help people deal with some strange things that can't be explained!"
"In my generation, although I am no longer a Taoist, I have learned a little bit, so I ......"
The man didn't need to say the rest of the words, and the man understood
No wonder the rules here are so strange, fate comes and goes, Xuanli Xuanhu, if it is a Taoist family, then it makes sense, after all, in the eyes of the world, Taoist monks and monks are still quite mysterious groups, and it is not strange to engage in something strange and incomprehensible to ordinary people!
However, he was even more uneasy
"Little brother, hearing you say that, is my son really evil!"
Both husband and wife began to get nervous, regardless of whether Wu Di was a true Taoist priest or not, as long as he was contaminated with evil things, normal people would not be calm
In this case, if it were an ordinary person, maybe he would open his mouth and make a big sense of majesty, and then the lion opened his mouth and made a lot of money, but what he didn't expect was that Wu Di just smiled
"Brother, eldest sister, don't be nervous, it's the twenty-first century, human beings have gone to the moon, how can there be gods and ghosts in the world, I can only say that some strange things are still in the place where science can't touch for the time being, and we are engaged in metaphysics just tossed out the way to deal with it, we know how to solve many things, but to explore how it is caused, we don't know!"
"Maybe we can only solve these mysteries when science is advanced enough!"
Middle-aged man "forehead ......"
"Little brother, with all due respect, are you really from a Taoist family?"
Hehe, shouldn't a Taoist priest be wearing a Taoist robe, holding a whisk in his hand, throwing fairy wind Dao bones with his hands and feet, opening his mouth immeasurably Tianzun, and closing his mouth to kill demons and demons?
Your family has been a fake Taoist priest for five generations, otherwise hurry up and go to the cemetery to see, your ancestor's coffin board can not be pressed!