Text Chapter 172: When Three Meets Three

After Xuanzang's master and apprentice destroyed the multi-eyed centipede essence, they began a long road of survival in the wilderness. In the next six months or so, although the road was a little difficult, there were no major difficulties.

The autumn of this year was very cold, and the autumn tiger didn't know where to hide and nap.

Master and apprentice are walking on the road. As is customary, this is again the prime time for them to chat.

I only heard Bajie say: "Oh, it's been more than half a year, and there are no monsters on this road, could it be that the Bodhisattva scared us?"

Wu Jing complained when he heard this: "Second Senior Brother, how comfortable it is for us to travel quietly like this, but what kind of monster do you want to mention!"

Wukong said: "Everyone cheer up and be ready to enter the battle state at any time." ”

Wujing was surprised and asked, "Senior brother, have you discovered the enemy?"

Wukong said: "Hehe, Senior Brother Sha, as long as this pig's head speaks, when has it ever failed!"

Xuanzang said: "The good ninety-nine-eighty-one is difficult, and it will come sooner or later." I'm still looking forward to the yokai coming soon, finishing the work early and finishing it early. ”

Wukong said: "That's it! It's best to hit one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and another one in the evening, within half a month, to ensure that the task is completed!"

Bajie said: "It's best to come one litter at a time, and it will be better if you get it all at once!"

Xuanzang said: "These eight precepts, the mouth is getting more and more unobstructed!"

Bajie also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly apologized: "Master, I was wrong, I said nonsense casually just now, I must pay attention next time." ”

Wukong said: "Oh! Bajie knows how to apologize, is there a more terrifying story than this?"

Xuanzang said: "There's nothing strange about it." In fact, Wukong, you are becoming more and more low-key, and you usually know how to respect the elderly. Think about the time when you just followed me, when you were arrogant, unscrupulous, and causing trouble everywhere!"

Wukong said: "This scripture learning task is really a training person, and it has worn out the edges and corners of Lao Sun!"

Xuanzang said: "I told you, is this called low-key." Follow me and make sure it's right. ”

Bajie said: "Are you low-key? Why can't I see it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Am I not low-key enough? You have been studying the scriptures for so many years, and I have only killed two monsters. ”

Bajie said: "That's because you can't bear it!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, you don't understand this! If you want to kill some monsters with the master's means, it's absolutely no problem." Don't you see, he did it both times when he was looking for self-preservation. ”

Bajie said: "What does that mean?"

Wukong said: "Do you think those two little monsters were killed by Master because of bad luck?"

Bajie said: "Isn't it?"

Wukong said: "Let me tell you, in fact, the two monsters were killed by the master. ”

Bajie asked curiously, "How can you see it?"

Goku asked rhetorically, "You really want to know?"

Bajie replied: "Yes, you can come and hear it!"

Wukong said: "Because whether it is the grasp of language, expression, action details, character psychology, the surrounding geographical environment, or even the climate, air humidity, wind direction, light refraction, timing of shots, etc., they are all handled just right by Master." When he has these favorable conditions under control, it will be like a play to kill a few mobs. ”

Bajie said in disbelief: "Do you need to make it so complicated? It's the same as the truth!"

Wukong said, "Do you think it's necessary for me to tell a lie to fool you?"

Bajie said: "You have always been blinded by me! But in this matter, I really can't find a reason for you to be blinded by me." ”

Wukong said: "That's it, the junior brother is really an understanding person." ”

Bajie said: "Could it be that you were there at the time? If you were there, how could it be Master's turn to fight monsters?"

Wukong said, "I guess." ”

Bajie smiled: "I didn't expect to be fooled by you again!"

Wukong said: "Don't believe it! The reason why I came to such a conclusion is also after on-site evidence collection and careful analysis. Master, he is a well-deserved king of actors, and the death of those two little monsters is not unjust at all. ”

Bajie said: "In other words, those two monsters died from the master's murder?"

Wukong laughed and said, "If you want to say that, that's fine!"

Xuanzang said: "Ahem, you two pay attention to your words! Keep a low profile!"

Bajie said: "Oh, the master didn't deny it, it seems to be true!"

Wukong said: "Of course he can't deny it, because that's the truth." ”

Bajie said: "Fortunately, when I was in Gaojiazhuang, it was you who shot instead of the master, otherwise I wouldn't even know how to write the word 'death'!"

Wujing said: "Hahahaha, if that's the case, the name of your episode should be changed to 'Miss Gao recruits relatives and encounters monsters, and Tang Shengsheng fights righteousness to eliminate demons'!"

Bajie said: "Hehe, you should also change the name of that episode, just change it to 'The water monster boldly stirs up the wind and waves, and the holy monk punishes the demon with his bare hands'!"

Wukong said: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, listen to me! In the past, when the master was in the Western Heavens, he was defined by the Buddha as a bad element, and that Dragon Descending Arhat was his sworn friend and loyal follower. The two of them turned the Leiyin Temple upside down, and the chickens and dogs left. In the end, the Buddha really couldn't stand it, so he drove the master out. At that time, as soon as the children of the Western Heaven Elysium cried, the adults would say, 'If you cry again, the golden cicada will come to catch you!' and the children will stop crying. ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, are you so black about me!

Wukong said: "Isn't it boring. If you don't brag, how are you going to live this day?"

Xuanzang scolded with a smile: "Even if you want to brag, there should be a bottom limit, right? ”

Wukong said: "Some blow! Some blow! The disciple is the best at talking nonsense, hahahaha." ”

Bajie said: "This is blowing, I will give full marks, and there will be no discount!"

Xuanzang said: "Since this monkey wants to black me, then I will also black this monkey." Bajie, have you ever seen Wukong crying his nose?"

Wukong hurriedly interrupted, "Master, I was wrong! Let's talk about something else." ”

Bajie said: "That's not good! I want to listen, I want to listen." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, do you want me to poke out all the bullshit you did? ”

Bajie said: "Those things I do, the master and they all know, what's the big deal." ”

Wukong said, "Are you sure?"

Bajie thought for a moment and said, "I, I, let's talk about something else." ”

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A few people talked and laughed, all the way west. After a while, Wukong said: "Oh, Master, look, there is such a big mountain in front of you!"

Everyone raised their eyes to watch, and Bajie shouted: "Sure enough, it's a big mountain!"

Xuanzang said: "Big! really big!"

Wujing said: "Although this mountain range is not particularly high, if you want to talk about the range, it is much larger than Xiaoxitian. ”

Wukong said: "It stretches for thousands of miles, cutting off the entire westward journey." ”

Xuanzang said: "According to the practice of westward travel, there must be monsters if there are mountains!"

Wujing said: "A new round of martial arts scenes is about to start filming again!"

Ryoma said: "Sure enough, it's going to enter the battle state!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, you have made meritorious service again!"

Bajie said: "Am I really a crow's mouth?

Xuanzang said: "Don't talk about these useless things, let's sum up how to cross the mountain." ”

Wukong said: "Not busy, not busy." Wait until I summon the land out and ask for it. I saw him recite the mantra and summon the land again.

The land stepped forward and asked An Dao: "Grandpa the Great Sage, you are here." ”

Wukong said: "Old soil, I'll ask you about something." ”

The land said: "Grandpa just orders!"

Wukong said: "Is there a boss on this mountain?"

The land said: "Such a big mountain, there must be a boss, and there is more than one." ”

Wukong said: "How many are there?"

The land said: "Listen to me, there are three monster leaders on this mountain, and they are also drawing shadow figures, and they are offering a reward for the capture of your master and apprentice!"

Wukong said: "Play with a bounty to catch this trick again, what is the strength of these monsters?"

The land said: "They all have the means to reach the heavens and the earth!"

Wukong said: "Through the heavens and the earth, you are serious, right?"

The land said: "Great sage, do I dare to lie to you, little god? These three monsters are brothers with different surnames, the big demon is a green lion spirit, the second demon is an elephant spirit, and the third demon is a Dapeng spirit. They occupy the mountains as kings, and they have tens of thousands of minions under their hands. ”

Wukong said: "How powerful is it?"

"I don't know much about the specifics, but I've heard a legend about the Great Demon, saying that he once swallowed 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals in one go. ”

Wukong said: "Old-fashioned, can you get close to those monsters?"

The land said: "Don't kiss it." ”

Wukong continued to ask, "Could it be a reason?"

The land replied, "Neither is it!"

Wukong said: "You are neither related to him, nor do you have a reason, so why do you want to grow the ambition of others and destroy the prestige of my grandson!"

The land said: "Great Sage Grandpa Mingjian! When will I dare to extinguish your prestige!"

Wukong said: "Back then, I messed up the Heavenly Palace, and after a long battle, I only killed and injured thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals! Now what do you say about swallowing 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in one go! You say, aren't you growing up the morale of others and destroying the prestige of my old grandson?"

The land said: "But that's what the rumors in the rivers and lakes say." Of course, there's still a lot of water in it. ”

Wukong said: "What's going on, you say come and hear it?"

"It is said that the Queen Mother invited all the righteous gods to participate in her peach victory meeting that year, but did not invite the big demon to participate. In a fit of rage, he had an armed conflict with the Heavenly Court, so the Jade Emperor sent 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers to the Nether Realm to submit to him. ”

Wukong interrupted, "Wait! Wait! You're talking about my grandson!"

The land said: "No, I'm talking about this big demon." ”

Wukong said: "Why do you listen to it more and more like you're talking about me?"

Land said: "The plot behind it is not like it!"

Wukong said: "Then you go on." ”

The land said: "In the face of the heavy troops of the heavenly court, he used the magic of the heavens and the earth, opened his mouth and wanted to devour the divine soldiers, so that the heavenly soldiers and generals fled back to the heavenly palace and closed the door without a fight. That's why it is said that he once swallowed 100,000 soldiers in one bite!"

Wukong said: "Scared me a lot! After all, it turned out to be a lip service." But then again, if you can scare the heavenly soldiers and generals into a closed door, then you can be regarded as a person with great ability. ”

The land said: "The second demon is a yellow-toothed elephant spirit, and he is the best at making his nose roll people, once he is caught by him, Da Luo Jinxian can't get out." ”

Wukong said: "This is much weaker! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." ”

The land said: "The Three Demon Dapeng Jing only joined the gang later, and it is said that he is best at speed, and he can fly tens of thousands of miles with one wing." And I heard that this three demons also have a super artifact - Yin and Yang Two Cylinders!"

Wukong said: "Oh! The origin of this Dapeng spirit is a bit mysterious, and there is actually a super artifact!"

The land said: "And there are tens of thousands of monsters under the hands of these three bosses." ”

Wukong said: "The little goblin is nothing to be afraid of, and no amount of time is enough for me to fight." ”

The land said: "Grandpa Great Sage, that's all I know. ”

Wukong said: "Why are all the legends, heard, and said? There is no exact news?"

The land said: "I'm just a little god, where can I find out any definite news." ”

Wukong said: "Then it seems that I blame you for it." ”

The land said: "Is there anything else the Great Sage has to ask?"

Wukong said: "Not for the time being, you can go back first." ”

Land farewell. Wukong sent the land away and turned around to talk to everyone, but found Wujing sitting on the ground, while Bajie was holding a handful of paper and squatting next to the tree.