Text Chapter 181: I'll go to it!

The Buddha said: "This matter has to start from the beginning of chaos. At that time, all things were born, and the entire Three Realms was a paradise for demon beasts and demon birds. Among them, the unicorn is the king of beasts, the phoenix is the king of birds, and the phoenix has given birth to two offspring, these two offspring are peacock and Dapeng......"

Without waiting to finish listening, Wukong asked eagerly, "Is this the current Dapeng?"

The Buddha said, "Yes, it's this Dapeng." ”

Wukong exclaimed: "Son of the Phoenix!

The Buddha went on to explain: "Peacocks and Roc like to eat people the most. Once, when I was giving a keynote speech on the top of a snowy mountain, a peacock came and smashed the field and sucked me into my stomach on the spot. I had no choice but to turn my palm into a knife, cut open his back, and jumped out of it. At that time, I was very shameless and wanted to destroy her, but all the disciples persuaded me, saying that I came out of her belly, which can be regarded as a mother-son relationship. I followed the advice and made her the mother of the Buddha, that is, the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva. ”

Wukong said: "So Dapeng became your uncle?"

The Buddha said, "Yes, that's it." ”

After listening to what the Buddha said, Wukong was completely confused!

When the Buddha saw Wukong's strange expression, he asked, "Wukong, what's wrong with you?"

Wukong said: "You came out of the peacock's belly, even if you were her son?"

The Buddha said, "Logically speaking, it should be like this. ”

Wukong exclaimed sadly: "What about me? I have been in the belly of the monster several times, should I recognize a lot of monkey mothers! I think I once thought about getting into the belly of the princess of the iron fan." If I really did that, I wouldn't have to call the red boy a brother!"

The Buddha said, "Ahem, this question is still left to you to think about for yourself." ”

The trick of getting into the belly of the monster was taught by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and this time it was miserable by the Bodhisattva!

Forget it, don't mention it, I'll bear it!

Wukong quickly put aside this troublesome topic and asked, "Since that Dapeng is your uncle, what are the identities of the Great Demon and the Second Demon?"

Rulai said: "Manjushri's mount, the green lion spirit, do you remember?"

Wukong said: "Remember." Isn't it the fake king of the black chicken country? ”

The Buddha said: "This big demon is the eldest brother of the green lion spirit. ”

Wukong said: "What about the two demons?"

The Buddha said: "The two demons are the mounts of the Bodhisattva. ”

Wukong said: "Your uncle is the younger brother of the eldest brother of your disciple's mount, and your other disciple's mount is your uncle's second brother!

The Buddha said: "Aren't they all extras made up from scratch, they can't be real." ”

Wukong said: "You really made up this script?"

The Buddha said, "Yes, I made it up." How's that, can you see it?"

Wukong said: "I refuse to comment!"

Buddha: "Okay, that's the end of the topic. ”

Wukong said: "Buddha, when are you going to save my master?"

The Buddha said: "I'll tell you the truth, my uncle's nickname is so fast that even I can't catch up with him." ”

Wukong smiled: "Hehe, I don't care about this! How did you say that? I opened the expired instant noodles myself, and I have to eat them with tears!"

The Buddha also smiled and said, "Fortunately, I have always eaten with wisdom, and it is not difficult to save your master." ”

Wukong said happily: "Since that's the case, let's move quickly, right?"

The Buddha was not ambiguous, and immediately summoned the eight great bodhisattvas, five hundred arhats, and three thousand truths to set off together. Such a luxurious lineup is really rare to encounter once in 500 years.

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Xuanzang and Ryoma hid in the mountains for a long time, and were finally caught by the three **oss in the palace of the lion camel king.

In the kitchen, Xuanzang, Bajie, Wujing, and Ryoma, none of them were carried into the steamer and were about to be steamed. The reason is: the second and third demons took into account the bad stomach of the big demon, so they decided to steam Xuanzang and eat it.

Bajie said: "Master, I was not very sure before, but now I really believe that you are a holy monk. ”

Xuanzang said: "Why didn't you believe it before, but now you believe it?"

Bajie said: "If you are not a holy monk, how can you get the 'steaming' sutra?"

Xuanzang said: "You are laughing at the teacher." ”

Bajie said: "Don't dare! Don't dare! Today, I am fortunate to be able to accompany the master to obtain the 'steaming' scripture together, and the disciple is really grateful for the five inner wows." ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, Bajie, most of your senior brother is looking for the Buddha, and we may not be able to get our hands on this 'steaming' scripture." ”

The Eight Precepts said: "Alas, I'm afraid that by the time the Buddha arrives, we will already be acquainted." ”

Wujing said: "Master, I won't tell you, now the disciple is also a little panicked." Steamed to death by a steamer, this way of dying is too non-urine!"

Ryoma said: "I have! I have! I have already urinated for respect!"

As he was talking, he suddenly heard a loud bang. Xuanzang said: "Look, the rescuers are coming!"

Bajie said: "I only know that I am almost ripe!"

Xuanzang comforted: "If you endure it any longer, you will be able to go out soon!"

Outside the steamer, after a loud bang, the entire roof of the Lion Camel King's Palace was lifted. The three old demons jumped into the air in an instant.

This time it's really the Buddha!

The big demon and the second demon didn't say a word, and fell down again, leaving only the three demons standing alone in the air.

The three demons shouted: "If you come, why do you want to smash my field!"

Rulai said: "Uncle, you are too ungrown, you actually follow those two little bastards! You should go back to Lingshan with me." ”

The three demons said: "What's so good about Lingshan? I want to eat Tang monk meat!"

The Buddha said: "Tang Seng is my second disciple, you can't eat it." ”

The Three Demons said: "I'm your uncle, what's the big deal about eating one of your disciples?

The Buddha said, "This cannibalism itself is wrong, you can't eat it anymore." ”

The three demons said: "It's a joke! I'm born to eat people! I don't eat people, do I follow you to eat fast?"

The Buddha said, "It's not bad to eat fasting." ”

The Three Devils said: "My digestive system has decided that it is only suitable to eat meat, not vegetarian. ”

The Buddha said, "Then I'll remodel your digestive system." ”

The Three Devils said: "You are dreaming! I am used to eating meat, who is rare to eat vegetarian!"

The Buddha said, "I have all the good things to say, but you always don't listen, do you want to force me to do it?"

The Three Demons said: "Hehe, if it's in the West Heaven, maybe you can use the power of the world to suppress me." But now it's in the Three Realms, the heavens and the earth are big, let me break in!"

The Buddha said, "Are you joking when I bring so many people?"

The three demons said disdainfully: "You think you can catch me with these people?"

The Buddha smiled and said, "Won't you know if you try it?"

It turned out that the five hundred Arhats had already taken advantage of the three demons talking to the Buddha and quietly set up a large array around them.

The Three Demons said: "I don't believe that this broken array can stop me!" After that, he flapped his wings and rushed left and right, but unfortunately this five hundred Arhat Array is a strengthened version of the power of the Eighteen Arhat Array, and it has been blessed by the Buddha's mana, which is extremely strong, and does not give the Three Demons a chance to act at all.

The three demons said angrily: "You actually dare to yin me!"

The Buddha said, "Uncle, don't complain, let's go back with me." ”

The three demons said: "I won't go back!" He opened his mouth and inhaled, wanting to swallow the Buddha into his stomach. ”

The Buddha shouted loudly: "If you do this, your relatives will be messed up by you! Continue to shrink the formation!"

The formation shrank again, and the Roc flew even less. The Buddha pointed his hand, and a golden light burst out from his fingertips, entangling the Dapeng.

The Buddha said, "You should be honest this time, right?"

Dapeng said hatefully: "Count you ruthless!"

The Buddha asked, "Where is Tang Xuanzang?"

Dapeng said: "In the steamer, I don't know how much it is cooked!"

The Buddha said, "Wukong, go and save your master." ”

Wukong agreed, and went to the kitchen to rescue Xuanzang and the others.

When everyone saw the Buddha, they hurriedly stepped forward to salute. The Buddha said, "You have survived the calamity, and I should go back too." ”

Wukong said: "Buddha, wait a minute!"

The Buddha said, "Wukong, is there anything else?"

Wukong said: "I want to ask two questions. ”

The Buddha said, "You have the most problems!"

Wukong said: "I have doubts in my heart, so I ask the Buddha for advice." ”

The Buddha said, "Then you just ask?"

Wukong said: "The previous dungeon was simple, and it is reasonable to say that there is no reward for clearing the customs." Now that this dungeon has been upgraded to the difficult level, shouldn't you also open a treasure chest or something?"

The Buddha said, "Hey, that's quite reasonable. ”

Wukong said: "Since you think it makes sense, shouldn't you express it?"

The Buddha spread his hands and held a bottle in his hand. He said: "The box or something is exempt, and you will be rewarded with a super artifact directly." ”

Wukong saw that it was a Yin and Yang cylinder, and said, "This bottle is broken, it's useless." ”

The Buddha said: "I gave it to you because it was broken." If it's not broken, how can I give it to you?"

Wukong said: "This reward is a bit of a pit, right?"

The Buddha said, "In a word, do you want it, or don't you want it?"

Wukong said: "Yes, yes, it's also a super artifact!"

So the Buddha gave the bottle to Wukong.

Wukong said again: "Buddha, I have always had a question in my heart. ”

The Buddha said, "If you want to ask, continue to ask, I am most willing to solve people's doubts." ”

Wukong said: "I'm thinking, did you directly order those monsters on the westbound road to make trouble?"

The Buddha said, "Of course not. ”

Wukong said, "Then how did you do it?"

The Buddha smiled and said, "I can't tell you this, you need to understand it yourself." ”

Wukong said: "What kind of answer is this!"

The Buddha said, "This is the answer." ”

Wukong said, "Okay, okay, just because I didn't ask." ”

The Buddha said, "Are there any more questions?"

Wukong said: "It's gone." ”

The Buddha said: "Manjushri, Fuxian, take the two troublemakers below, we should go back to Lingshan." ”

The two bodhisattvas Manjushri and Puxian recited mantras, subdued the great demon and the two demons, and left with the Buddha's army.

After the Buddha left, Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, in fact, I also want to ask the Buddha this question, but I don't dare to speak." ”

Xuanzang said: "If there is anything to ask, you will know the answer as a teacher." ”

Bajie said: "Do you really know?"

Xuanzang said: "Is it necessary for me to fool you?"

Bajie said: "Then you can tell me and listen to it!"

Xuanzang said: "I won't tell you, you have to understand it yourself." ”

Bajie said: "How can it be a virtue! Okay, just because I didn't ask." ”

Xuanzang said: "I'm hungry for the teacher!"

Bajie said: "I'm hungry too! Huh! What about those little monsters?"

Wukong said, "It's no longer a shadow to run early, let's get ready to cook." ”

After eating their meals, they began their long journey westward......