Wujing also chimed in: "Yes, the second senior brother's crow's mouth is really whatever he says!"

Bajie said: "I'm just saying it casually." ”

Wujing exclaimed: "That's it for you to say it casually, if you really use your heart to say it, then it's okay!"

Xuanzang said: "When is it, what are you still talking about what you are doing that uselessly? ”

Wukong said: "Master, Bajie has caused such a big disaster, you can't favor him like this!"

Xuanzang said: "Then what do you want?"

Wukong said: "Throw him off the city wall and teach him a profound lesson!"

Xuanzang's gaze drifted on the faces of the three apprentices, and he asked after a while, "Is this really good?"

Wujing hurriedly said: "Hey, I'm a junior brother, and I don't have the right to speak, so you can just decide on this matter." ”

Bajie said: "Senior Brother Sha, there are only four people here, and you actually abstained from voting!

Wukong said, "I agree. ”

Xuanzang said: "Seconded." ”

Wukong said: "Okay, the results are out." Now there were two votes in favour, one against and one abstention, and the resolution was adopted. ”

Bajie is really panicked this time!

He fell to his knees and begged for mercy: "Master, Brother Monkey, this time I really know that I am wrong, don't play like this! Little pig, I have a bad heart, and if I continue to play, I will be scared to death by you!"

Wukong smiled, "Don't you like to have fun?" ”

Bajie shook his head and said: "There are too many monsters this time, they will kill people!"

Wukong said: "Since you know that you are a crow's mouth, you should be careful when you speak next time." ”

Bajie said: "No next time, I promise! In the future, except for meal time, I can use a piece of tape to seal my mouth." ”

Xuanzang said: "That's not good, others will say that we are abducting people." ”

Bajie said with a smiling face: "It's just a pig's head, no one will gossip." ”

Wukong said disdainfully: "Bajie! don't you even want self-esteem?"

Bajie said: "Life is almost gone, use self-esteem to have a fart! The ancients have said well, it is better to die than to live!"

Wukong said: "The ancients also said: It is better to be broken than to be broken!"

Bajie said: "That is called the last word! People who say that kind of thing all die early!"

Xuanzang couldn't help but ask: "Bajie, what about your festival?"

Wukong said: "You asked him to be disciplined? ”

Bajie said: "Hehe, as long as you don't throw me under the city wall, whatever you say." This is called a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water!"

Wukong said: "I can say such a thing! It's a shame for our scripture-learning team." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, it's not right for you to say that. ”

Wukong said: "Master, now that the evidence is conclusive, do you still want to shield him?"

Xuanzang said: "I mean, he is not only a shame for our scripture-learning team, he is simply a shame for the entire Buddhism!"

Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, I think it's too much for them to talk about you like that. ”

Bajie said, "Oh, really?"

Wujing said: "Yes. Actually, I think you're just cheaper and more characterful. ”

Bajie laughed and said, "I knew you would fall into the well, hahahaha." ”

The king couldn't take it anymore, and he interjected and asked, "Elders, what can we do now?"

Wukong said, "Master, the king seems to be reminding us about monsters. ”

Xuanzang said: "Oh, are we going to be far away again?"

Wukong said: "It seems to be a little far, right?"

Wujing said: "I also think it's time to talk about monsters." ”

Wukong said: "That's all for the eight precepts?"

Xuanzang said: "Forget it, forget it, this time he is scared enough." ”

Wukong said, "Then shouldn't we talk about the monsters?"

Wujing said: "Senior brother, I have already said what you said just now. ”

Wukong said: "Didn't someone say that important things should be said three times?" ”

Wujing said: "Do you want to say it again?"

Wukong said: "That's right. ”

Wujing said: "But I think it's enough to say it twice, why do you have to say it a third time?"

Wukong said, "You don't think it's necessary to say it anymore?"

Wujing said: "Yes, how much difference is there between saying it twice and saying it three times?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, what do you think?"

Bajie said: "You can talk casually, I don't have any opinions to express." You don't have to think about my feelings at all. ”

Wukong said: "Master, I feel that Bajie looks very unhappy. ”

Xuanzang said: "No, I think he looks cute now." ”

Wujing said: "Master, Brother Monkey, why did you pull back Bajie again?"

Wukong said, "Oh, by the way, it's time for us to talk about the monsters." ”

Wujing exclaimed, "Emma, I finally finished this sentence three times!"

Wukong said: "Senior Brother Sha, I seem to be a little unhappy when I listen to the tone of your voice?"

Wujing said: "I'm happy, I'm very happy!"

Wukong said: "There are so many monsters outside the city, which door are you opening?"

Wujing said: "Because I finally experienced the feeling of being a male number three! Do you think I should be happy?"

Wukong suddenly realized: "Yes, you should be happy." ”

Wujing said: "It's even happier than the little golden man!"

At this time, Sai Taisui couldn't hold back any longer, and he shouted: "A few of you have been muttering on it for a long time, have you discussed it?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, Sai Taisui is in a hurry, you should give him a reply." ”

Wukong said: "With so many demon kings and monsters of all sizes, I can't deal with it." ”

Wujing said: "We have walked tens of thousands of miles, and the monsters we have encountered are not as many as today! ”

Wukong said: "Your Majesty." ”

The king was dazed and said, "What do you call me?"

Wukong said: "The ancients are cloudy, stay in the green mountains, and don't worry about running out of firewood." Let's just let our brothers protect you, your wife, and the minister of civil and military affairs and run away together. ”

Xuanzang said: "Even if the king escapes successfully, what should the people of this city do?"

Wukong said: "This one! should I go to the Bodhisattva again?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, we have a backstage. ”

Wukong said: "But the question is, if I go to find Pusa, what will I do here?"

Xuanzang asked, "Who should be on duty today?"

Wukong said: "It's the Eighteen Jialan Protectors." ”

Xuanzang said: "Great! I'll handle it here." ”

Wukong said, "Are you okay?"

Xuanzang said: "Are you okay?"

Wukong said: "Of course I can, because I'm a walker." ”

Xuanzang said: "I am the master of the walker!"

Wukong said: "Okay, I'll go, I'll leave it to you here." After that, he turned into an incarnation and was there, but his real body went to the South China Sea to find the Bodhisattva.

At this time, Sai Tai Sui shouted from under the city: "Give you three minutes at the end! When the time is up, we will attack the city!"

Xuanzang ignored the demon king, turned around and asked the king, "Your Majesty, is there a goose feather fan in your palace?"

The king said, "There are no goose feather fans, but there are a few pu fans." ”

Xuanzang said disappointedly: "Forget about the pu fan, the style is too low." ”

Wujing said: "Master, do you want to follow Zhuge Liang's example and play an empty city plan?"

Xuanzang said: "Isn't the lupine scarf Zhou Yu, how can you say it's Zhuge Liang?"

Wujing said: "Lupine scarf is Zhuge Liang's signature clothing!"

Xuanzang said: "Who is 'Thinking of Gongjin back then, Xiao Qiao was first married, with heroic hair and lupine scarf'?"

Wujing said: "It's Zhuge Liang! Zhuge Liang, the word Gongjin, referred to as Zhuge Jin!"

Xuanzang said: "Oh, so that's the case, it seems that the teacher is wrong." Bajie, do you want to make meritorious contributions?"

Bajie said: "If you want to, you can't do it if you don't want to." ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, you go and open the city gate." ”

Bajie exclaimed, "It's really open?"

Xuanzang said: "Of course it's really opened! After you open the city gate, you will clean the city gate with the Eighteen Jialan Protectors and welcome our guests from afar." ”

Bajie received the teacher's order and went to do it.

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Wukong came to Luojia Mountain, and by coincidence, he met the Good Wealth Boy again.

Shancai said: "Hey, the great sage!

Wukong didn't want to pay attention to him, but the good wealth boy blocked his way, so he had to stubbornly reply: "Oh, this is not a good wealth brother, what a coincidence, what a coincidence!"

Shancai said: "Last time I greeted you, why did you turn around and run away?"

Wukong said: "Last time, I was in a hurry last time, so I walked faster." ”

Shancai said: "Great Sage, I want to discuss something with you. ”

Why is this little bastard so polite? Something is wrong!

Wukong asked vigilantly, "What's the matter?"

Shancai said: "Oh, don't be so nervous, I have something to tell you." ”

Wukong said: "It can't be your father's thing, right?"

Shancai asked rhetorically, "My father, why did it get to my father?"

Wukong said: "Your father was detained by the Buddha because of my business, don't you know?"

Shancai said: "I know. ”

Wukong said strangely: "You don't blame me?"

Shancai said: "Why should I blame you? He entrusted your blessing and directly entered the Da Lei Yin Buddhist Academy for further study, and I envy him." ”

What kind of rhythm is this? Wukong was directly confused!

Shancai continued to explain: "Now his cultivation is much more sophisticated, and he sent me a message some time ago, saying that he is very grateful to you. ”

Wukong said: "Oops! I can't imagine that Lao Niu has also entered the Buddha Gate, your mother must hate me to death!"

Shancai said: "You are stupid! My father is applying for the qualification of an auditor, so he will not become a regular student." ”

Wukong exclaimed, "So you can still play like this!"

Shancai said: "Oh, it's the so-called lay disciple, isn't this better understood?"

Wukong suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand!"

Shancai said: "Now that you understand, isn't it time to get down to business?"

Wukong said: "I'm really in a hurry now!"

Shancai said: "Every time you come here to look for it, there is an urgent matter every time!

Wukong said: "I'm so anxious, if it's too late, something big will happen!"

Shancai said: "Three minutes! I will only delay you for three minutes!"

Wukong said: "It's just three minutes, not a second!"

Shancai said: "Oh, Uncle Great Sage, my red boy has always been a man of words!"

Wukong became even more vigilant! He said, "I've called my uncle! Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief!"

Shancai said: "Don't talk nonsense! I'll get straight to the point! I want to ask you to sell a new product." ”

Wukong asked curiously, "Selling products?"

Shancai said: "! Will my dignified Luojiashan CFO go to a pyramid scheme?"

Wukong said: "Then tell me about it?"

Shancai said: "Haven't the communication tools of the Three Realms been selling very well recently, and I am also ready to join in the fun." ”

Wukong said: "You also sell mobile phones?!!"

Shancai said: "Yes, this can increase the financial revenue of Luojia Mountain." ”

Wukong said, "How's that going?"

Shancai said: "Then it goes without saying! The technical strength of our Buddhism is very strong, it has been developed two months ago, and even the name of the mobile phone has been chosen!"

Wukong said: "What's the name?"

Shancai said: "It's called Luojia Mountain!"

Wukong said: "Nokia 3?"

Shancai said: "Yes, it is Luojia Mountain." ”

Wukong said: "Why does this name feel a little weird?"

Shancai Qi said: "It's a normal name, how can it be weird?"

Wukong said: "Okay, okay, it's your business to choose what to name, the point is, what do you want me to do?"

Shancai said: "It's advertising." I can give you advertising money. ”

Wukong said: "How?"

Shancai said: "It's very simple. Just print the logo of your Luogasan mobile phone on your clothes. ”

Wukong said, "Do the Buddha and the Bodhisattva know about this?"

Shancai said: "I'm the chief financial officer! ”

Wukong said: "That's not good. This Journey to the West was prepared by the Buddha, and you must ask the Buddha for instructions on this matter. ”

Shancai complained: "Why is it so troublesome." ”

Wukong said: "Not really!"

Shancai said: "Then I'll tell the Bodhisattva another day, you can't repay the debt when the time comes!"

Wukong casually promised, "Definitely!