His Excellency didn't look like he could figure it out, he didn't expect that stupid dragon to teleport him here, in the toilet!

"What a goddamn creeper, next time I'll finish the dragon slayer!" Stannis grumbled bitterly, feeling his little Chen Kai on top of a soft object.

Robert's face was delicate, and he writhed embarrassedly: "Boss, can you get off my body first?"

Stannis lowered his head and found that he was indeed sitting on his little brother's white and fat ass, which was indeed immoral.

He hurriedly stood up and helped Robert, who had been smashed, to sit firmly.

This time, it was Robert's turn to ask, "Boss, where have you been all day?" I heard from Master Romon that you were captured by the Imperial Army yesterday, but what is happening now...... Suddenly there was a !? in the latrine"

Stanis knew that it was difficult to make three words clear, and he patted Robert to indicate that this place was really not suitable for conversation, "Let's go, let's go out and talk about the details." ”

With that, he opened the door.

At this moment Romon was sitting at the table, weeping, his eyes red from tears, and his gray beard crawling with snot. And next to him, Korodov, who had always been unsmiling, also sighed again.

"The former Earl trusted me to entrust his only son to me before he died, if His Excellency Stennis has three longs and two shorts, how can I have the face to face him in that world in the future!"

Korodov still frowned, blaming himself for not stopping the Imperial soldiers yesterday.

"What are you all sad about? I'm not dead yet!"

Stannis's cheerful voice came from behind him, and the scholar and the chief knight turned in surprise to find their lord coming out of the latrine intact, and behind him was Robert who was lifting his trousers.

"Your Excellency!"

"Your Excellency!"

The two guys were already speechless with excitement, and they immediately stepped forward to surround him, and hugged Robert tightly in front and back, as if he had been reborn.

Stannis was overwhelmed by his men, and he struggled to stick out his head and wailed, "I say, you don't have to be so excited!"

"Your Excellency, if you have three long and two short, how can I live this old bone in the future!" Master Romon poured out all his sincere words at this time, and he had always regarded this young lord as his dearest relative.

"How can it be so exaggerated!" Stannis touched his head embarrassedly, he didn't expect that he was so important in their hearts.

At this time, Robert had already taken advantage of the lack of attention, pulled a few pieces of paper from Bachelor Lomon's notebook to wipe his ass clean, and appeared in front of Stannis satisfied.

"Boss, you haven't told us how you got out of trouble, I've heard that none of the people captured by the Empire ended well, and their commanders are more vicious than the other. ”

"What nonsense!" Stannis rebuked righteously, no wonder the reputation of the empire is so stinky, it is all ruined by the false rumors of this group of people who do not know the truth.

A cute Imperial commander like Charaki was described as fierce and vicious, and Stannis couldn't bear it in the first place.

"You guys, don't listen to the wind and rain, the imperial army treats me very well, it turns out that everything was a misunderstanding before, after figuring out the situation, they not only took the initiative to solemnly apologize to me, but also took the initiative to waive all taxes and fees in my territory in the future. ”

He concealed that Special Envoy Sean Bernard had written to exonerate him, or the gang would have shouted that they were stupid enough to jump into Sean Bernard's trap.

"That's good!" Robert, apparently not believing that the Empire would find out in his conscience, "Is their commander a fool of chaos and stupid!"

Although the woman named Charachi was indeed a bit silly, but only he could say that about her, Stannis would not let others judge her casually, "Watch the words, Carrot! The commander of the Imperial army is a beautiful, intelligent, and intellectual lady, and you are not allowed to tarnish her innocence...... No, it's fame!"

Robert stuck out his tongue, and everyone present could see what was going on between Stannis and the woman.

"Then how did you suddenly appear in the hut and hit me right on the head?" said Robert, who still looked reeling from what had just happened.

"This, of course, is because of ......"

As the words came to his lips, Stannis suddenly stopped, he couldn't imagine what these stupid guys would do if they knew that the first earl of this family was still alive and turned into a dragon, such as forming a team to visit the dragon's cave.

At this time, the old man solved the scene in a timely manner.

"You must be tired, sir, or I'll send someone to clean up your bedroom so you can rest. ”

Maester Romón's advice was so much to his liking that he was sure to sleep well after the danger had passed, exhausted and prostrate.

But apparently there is one person who disagrees.

Robert jumped out to block his way, and shouted at him, "Sleep, Boss, how about we have a big party here to welcome you back?"

"Partying?" Stannis smirked, "Do you want to dance with the three fagots?"

Robert waved his hand in front of him, "Boss, aren't you confused by that imperial woman, have you forgotten the most important task you assigned to me before!

Stannis thought back to this 'most important task' for a moment, and finally remembered, "I asked you to find some maids, but it doesn't seem to say that it is my survival......"

Before he could finish speaking, Robert jumped up excitedly and snapped his fingers.

"Beautiful ladies, come and meet your new masters!"

The castle gate suddenly opened, and a holy light shone in his face and shook his eyes, and when Stannis's eyes recovered, he found himself in heaven.

Because he clearly saw a bunch of the most beautiful angels in the world.

No, not angels, but a whole bunch of plump fleshy beauties running towards Stannis laughing and laughing, each of them almost half-naked, Stannis didn't expect the quality of the servants in this world to be so high.

"Radish~" Stannis asked in a trill, "I'm not dreaming, am I!"

"Of course you don't, boss!" said Robert, who had given him an order to bring back at least three before he left, and this time, he had not only completed the task, but also exceeded the quota by three times.