Chapter 029
I don't know why, but I suddenly felt a sense of relief.
Finreal stepped out and stood in front of the man in black, "Why, Kells, do you dare to touch my toys?"
The black-clothed man's body shook, and the hoarse voice said slowly, "How dare I, great Finreal oracle." ”
Finreal said coldly: "This person, I said to stay, my fun, no one can take it away, let alone you, even Eumengnd and Hull can't!"
The man in black owes himself.
Finreal gave me a cold look, and suddenly the whole person turned into a purple thunderbolt and disappeared into heaven and earth.
The man in black looked at the sky, gave me a cruel smile, and then disappeared into black smoke.
The dryer suddenly fell to the ground softly, as if it had lost its strength.
I said, "We guess we're going to have trouble in the future." ”
The dryer said, "Boss, what a powerful character you provoked, you have to make it clear to me, otherwise I will apply for resignation." ”
I said: "It's too late to resign now, isn't that the shot you stabbed just now very majestic, and now it looks like that guy remembers you, you left my team, and it is estimated that you will be dried in less than half a day."
The dryer immediately stopped talking.
I said, "Illya, how are you?"
Illya suddenly trembled, and even the sword in her hand seemed to be unable to hold it, and fell to the ground with a "dang" and plunged into the ground. She said, "Kells, this guy is Kells!"
I said, "Do you know?"
She made up her mind, picked up the sword from the ground and put it back in its sheath: "Let's go first, I'll tell you on the way." ”
Illya asked, "Have you ever heard of this place in the Eastern Hermitage Valley?"
I said, "I've heard you talk about it, what is this place for?"
Illya said, "This Eastern Hermitage Valley is a very secret academy, oh, they call themselves sects. It is the most famous and mysterious academy on the continent of Calradia. Along with Winterhold College in Skyrim Province and Hogwarts College in the Strange Continent, it is ranked as the top three highest colleges in the Western Continent. I heard that the founders of the Eastern Hermitage Valley came from that mysterious country in the East, and all of them possessed incredible powers, such as a masked little dragon girl teacher who could command bees through whistles and honey, and her husband, Yang Guo, who could cut through a steel shield with just one leaf. I once had the privilege of studying in it for three years. Placed under the door of the little dragon female teacher. ”
I said, "Cutting through a steel shield with a leaf, such a person only exists in mythology." ”
Illya said, "It's true, this has actually broken through the Gang Qi Realm cultivation and entered a completely new world...... Don't interrupt, listen to me. ”
I said okay.
Illya said, "My parents were once fortunate enough to enter the Oriental Hermitage Valley to practice. That's how they met, fell in love, and eventually had mine. But because my father was an ordinary Vecchian bounty hunter, and my mother was the sister of King Graves, they never got my uncle's permission and recognition, and at this time Kells also entered the Eastern Hermitage to study, he was the eldest son of a noble family of Rhodoc, and he fell in love with my mother at a glance, so he planned to use his status to win love. To this end, even all kinds of despicable means are used. ”
I said, "He shouldn't have made it, right?"
Illya smiled: "As soon as he used some means, he was expelled from the Eastern Hermitage Valley by Teacher Xiaolongnu, and he has not been heard from since. At that time, he had just entered the Qi Attack Realm, but now it seemed that he was about to break through the Gang Qi Realm, and it seemed that he had some adventures in the past twenty years. ”
I said, "Is the Oriental Retreat Valley really so mysterious?"
She said: "Yes, but twenty years ago, because of some things, they no longer accept apprentices at will, nor do they teach those advanced practice skills, everyone who enters the study must pass their test, and at most, they must go out of the valley after studying for three years." This dryer should have also entered the Oriental Hidden Valley. ”
The dryer pouted: "I don't remember what I said, I don't know what you're talking about." ”
I said, "Don't interject. Eliya, if you have the opportunity, you can also introduce me and let me go to school for three years, don't always be like this, I can't do anything, and I am a scum if no one protects me. ”
Illya said, "I'll talk about it when I have the chance. However, in recent years, the Hidden Valley has not taken in any apprentices in Calradia, and I don't know if I can help you. ”
I said, "It's okay, it's really not okay, you can teach me by hand." ”
Illya shook her head: "The rules of the Hidden Cultivation Valley, all the disciples of the Hidden Cultivation Valley are not allowed to pass on the Fa, I heard that there were once two disciples who secretly passed on a **, and these two people soon disappeared from the world inexplicably." ”
I said, "What about the door?"
Illya said: "I don't know, no one has seen it anymore, but legend has it that they recorded the burial location of this ** on five pieces of parchment, but no one knows where these five parchments are now." ”
I said, "Then let's be careful, maybe I'll go shit luck one day and get one of them, right, roar." ”
While we were talking, we had already run more than ten miles away, and we were about to roar at the sky again, when we saw me from a distance, and hurriedly swallowed that throat.
I said, "Roar, you've done a good job this time, and you'll be given such an important task as pathfinding next time!"
Roar nodded happily.
I gritted my teeth and said, "Roar, can't you really hear me talking back?"
Growling shook his head blankly.
I said, "Forget it, the more you think about it, the more troubles you have, let's go." ”
Roar understood this time, nodded vigorously, and ran ahead to explore the way.
A little later, we entered the gates of Viruga. As soon as I stepped through the heavy hardwood gate, I immediately felt all my strength disappear in an instant, and I just wanted to fall down immediately, even if it was on the street, and let me sleep for three days and three nights!
The dryer dragged me up and said, "Boss, anyway, let's find a hotel first." ”
I think about it, too, find a hotel, not only sleep well, but also take a bath, it's not impossible to call a **** when you're interested, anyway, you have a dinar in your pocket.
I said, "It's better to pick early, just this world inn in front of you, it seems to be very domineering when you hear the name." ”
The dryer smiled: "The last time I came to Viruga, I fell into the same trap as you, this World Inn is extremely simple, and there is not even a private bathroom...... Oh, they themselves say yes, a bathroom separate from the guest room, if you want to take a bath, you have to go down a few floors and turn into a few alleys to get it, or squeeze a pit with a few big men. ”
I suddenly had a chill all over my body, and subconsciously thought of Mama tea, and I always felt that he would like this kind of bathroom very much.
I said, "Since you were here last time, you must know that the hotel is better?"
The dryer said: "Not far ahead, there is a 'hotel', the environment is quite good, a large box for a single person, an independent barrel bath, and the most important thing is that the girl there is the most popular in the whole Weiruga!"
I saw that his saliva was almost dripping, and his eyes were full of evil **, and he kicked over: "You kid is too much, you have such a good place to go, you have already said it, how much time has you wasted now, why don't you lead the way ahead?"
The dryer immediately got up and ran to the front.
Jamila's voice suddenly appeared behind me: "Are you going to a hotel?", without any emotion.
I was immediately overwhelmed by this sudden question, and I never expected Jamila to listen.
I said, "Who are you listening to, I'm saying, huh, there's a hotel up there...... there."
Jamila suddenly became lazy, and said lightly: "If you want to go, you can go, I live here today, when you are ready to leave, remember to come to the Kesto Lord's Mansion to call me." As he spoke, he turned around gracefully, pulled out a small parasol out of nowhere, propped it up, and disappeared from my sight.
I turned back to the dryer and said, "Okay, let's go...... Who, roar, I sent you to the market to buy some dry food, air-dried meat, sausages, and wine, and you don't have to come with you. ”
Growling nodded and turned away.
The dryer cringed and pointed behind my back and said, "Well, what about Illya, come with us?"
I said, "Illya, you go with Jamila, and you must not leave her alone as a girl, for it is not safe, and we will meet at the gate of Viruga tomorrow morning." ”
Illya gave me a blank look and turned to chase Jamila.
I said, "Now that all obstacles have been removed, let's go find the girl!"
I had just opened a room and called a girl, and before something substantial could happen, there was a fierce knock at the door.
I said, "What's the matter, I'm resting!"
The sound of banging on the door endures.
I was angry and yelled: "Lao Tzu has a knife, and I will make a noise against you again!"
There was a pause in the banging on the door, and suddenly, the whole hardwood door flew up, and I saw a leg enter the room.
I thought, oh no, are you here to kill me? Reach for the knife. Before I had time to pull it out, seven or eight big men rushed in outside, with a clear division of labor, each holding down one of my limbs, and the rest of the people who had nowhere to press it, piled them on my back, and I was pressed under seven or eight people at once, and there were at least a dozen people pouring in from outside, and the room was almost unable to stand.
I looked up with all my might, and the room was full, the girl was hiding to the side in shock, the hallway was crowded, and there were even a few sketchers looking up to peek inside. I'm done thinking about it.,I guess I'll be the protagonist tomorrow morning.。
Before I could say anything, I saw a knife handle grow in size and slam my head.
I cursed, "TMD hurts," and then I didn't know anything.
When I woke up again, I was sitting in a chair with my hands tied behind my back and my feet tied to the legs of the chair. In front of them were two big men with fleshy faces, and behind them stood a man who looked like a weak clerk. I looked around, it looked like a dungeon.
I've thought about it, Lao Tzu has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he has never fallen into a dungeon, and he finally came once, but it was because of this. Thinking about it, I shouted in a straight voice: "What are you doing, what are you doing arresting Lao Tzu?"
The clerk said: "What are you arresting for? Let me tell you, we, in Viruga, have been carrying out a special campaign to save runaway women, punish countless prostitutes, and eradicate pornography for 100 days. ”
I said, "Damn, when did this Viruga do this, wasn't this property legal when I came here a few years ago?"
The clerk said bitterly: "This kind of skin and meat business is the most harmful to the people's livelihood, how many girls have fallen into deep misery because of this, how many families have broken up and collapsed because of this, like you, who are crazy prostitutes, how will you know that every young lady has such a sad history of blood and tears behind her?"
I said, "Why, I have always been very sympathetic to them, and the reason why I invited them here is just to chat, communicate feelings, exchange each other's views on life and ideals, and study the mysteries of life by the way, and there is no crazy idea at all!"
The clerk closed his eyes and shook his head, as if he couldn't bear to think about the pain of those stumbling girls. Said: "You don't have to quibble, that young lady, she has recruited all of them, as soon as you came today, you asked the young lady anxiously, and then quickly negotiated the price, from two hundred dinars to one hundred and eighty dinars, and then you went on a corrupt life for five and a half hours, and finally we were captured in one fell swoop, did you wrong?"
I said, "You must be mistaken, I did negotiate a hundred and eighty dinars and there was nothing wrong, but I asked that girl to do a psychological spa for me, do you know what a psychological spa is? Oh, you must not understand, you will not understand the life of the upper class of our society." Psychological SPA is a therapy derived on the basis of sexual spirituality, through the communication between men and women between the soul and the body, to heal the inner wounds, to find the true self, is a kind of psychological therapy of advanced knowledge, where you think so obscene!"
The clerk was furious, and he slapped the case and said: "Beat me, beat me hard, if I don't knock you out today, you don't know my methods!"
Hearing his words, I tilted my head and immediately fainted very cooperatively.
When I was beaten and bruised and thrown back to my cell, I was already greeted by the nineteenth generation of the clerk's ancestors. Now I'm lying on the damp floor of my cell, with countless cockroaches, ants, and fleas weaving through the wheat straw piles.
A big man with a square head and a square brain in the next cell asked, "Brother, what's wrong, let someone fix it?"
I was not angry, nor did I have the strength to pay attention to him, so I fell on the straw pile and hummed.
Then I heard a few clicks, turned my head to look, and almost lost my soul. The big man reached out and pulled through the thick row of wooden fences between the two cells, and walked through the gap.
I said, "Are you a human or a ghost?"
He looked at himself and scratched his head again.
I said, "Stand under the light and let me see if there is a shadow?"
The big guy stood up. I was dizzy for a while: "Sure enough, there is no shadow, you have to ask for your life and find the person who killed you, it's none of my business." ”
The big guy walked over.
I said, "Oh, so you're not a ghost, you're too big to block all the shadows." ”
The big man walked up to me and sat down, and said sympathetically, "Did you also offend Duke Mario and be thrown in?"
I said, "Who is Duke Mario, is he the man who is weak and weak like a clerk? I must have stepped on his tail in my last life!"
The big man said, "Oh, that's not Duke Mario, that's supposed to be Secretary Louis, how did you offend him?"
I said, "Who are you, and why should I tell you?"
The big man smiled apologetically: "Yes, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Peter, I am a mixed race of Slavs and Nords, because I have a bit of strength, so they call me Peter the Violence." I turned out to be a gate guard. ”
I said, "I remember when you say that, I seem to have seen you when I came to Viruga a few years ago, and you were pulling a truck on the road that day. ”
Peter said, "Yes, I remember that time, when a wagon was too heavy and got out of its yoke, and the horse ran away, and I was afraid that it would block the traffic at the gates, so I dragged it aside." You were watching it back then?"
I said, "yes, I was taken aback, I've never seen anyone with such strength." ”
Peter smiled and said, "By the way, you haven't said how you got in, did you offend anyone? ”
I said, "I don't know who I offended, I just talked to a girl for a while, and they said that I was involved in pornography, and I was beaten up and sent in." ”
Peter said, "Oh, then your situation is special, and I want to think of what can be done." ”
I looked at him expectantly.
Peter thought for almost half an hour, and finally shook his head: "I haven't come up with a way, because I don't know who is in charge of this matter, it may be the cultural department, it may be the judicial department, and it may be the industrial and commercial taxation, in short, it is very troublesome, you wait for me to sort out the ideas." ”
I said, "Sort it out, but don't be too slow, I'm afraid I'll be killed before you can clear your mind." ”
Peter nodded, turned and walked back through the big hole he had come from, not forgetting to plug the wooden fence back up.
Then Peter thought about it for three days and three nights, during which time I was arrested and beaten several times, and if someone had forced me to ask me, "Did you organize the Dark Order?" I would probably have nodded like a peck of rice and said, "Yes, yes, I did it, you can kill me." ”
But when the gang of grandsons finished fighting, they threw me back and didn't ask any questions.
Peter was still wondering, and I guess he would have forgotten what he was thinking in the end.
On this day, Peter suddenly had an epiphany, he was so excited that he seemed to have won the jackpot of 50 million, smashed through the wooden fence of the cell, and rushed to me: "I figured it out, I know how to get out! If you have any money, you just say that you admit the penalty, let them make a price, pay the fine, and leave!"
My eyes were so dark that I could barely stand still, and I said, "You have been thinking about it for three days and three nights, and you have come up with such a solution?"
Peter nodded wisely.
I immediately banged on the cell door frantically and yelled: "I admit it, I am willing to accept the punishment, you can tell me how much TMD will be punished, let me out!"
After paying 3,000 dinars, I finally left this place of purgatory on earth, and before leaving, I thought about it, and paid 1,000 dinars for Peter, and I wanted to take him away.
The clerk said, "Peter has been locked up for so long that all the previous documents are gone, and I don't know what his crime is." ”
I said, "If you're not guilty, let them go, they've been locked up for years." ”
The clerk said solemnly: "We have strict procedures, and we also act in strict accordance with the regulations! I don't know what kind of crime he is, how can we fill in the form and enter the file when the time comes to let him go?"
I said, "All right, then you can find a sin worth a thousand dinars and let him go." ”
The clerk flipped through the code, and said, "Don't worry, since you have taken a thousand dinars, we will definitely find a crime worthy of this price, and of course he will not be given a small charge of a few hundred dinars, such as theft or gathering a crowd to fight...... Ah, I found it, and the charge was exactly 1,000 dinars!"
I said, "Then it's okay, let him go." ”
Peter came out with a blank look on his face, and I said, "Since you have been dismissed from the army, you can simply follow me and be my mercenary, and you will be indispensable in terms of treatment." ”
Peter grinned.
The clerk smiled and waved goodbye, saying, "Thank you for your patronage, welcome to your next visit!"