Walk, walk, walk, walk, winter, spring, and then early summer.

It seems that rushing is the main theme of "Journey to the West", and as for fighting monsters, it can only be regarded as some episodes on the way west.

Since you have to be in a hurry, it is inevitable to fart and chat. But recently, Bajie has changed his personality and doesn't like to chat, which is sad for Sun Wukong's chatter.

On this day, everyone was hurrying, and Wukong suddenly shouted: "Bajie!

Bajie carried the burden, and while looking at the "Imperial Maiden's Heart Sutra", he said casually: "I didn't affect the hurry, I'll take two more looks, and then look twice." ”

Wukong said: "Beware, there is a pit ahead!"

Before Bajie could react, he even fell into the pit with his luggage.

Bajie fluttered for a while, jumped out of the pit and said: "Brother Monkey, how can there be a big pit in the middle of this road for no reason?

Wukong said: "Heaven and earth conscience! You ask Master if I deliberately cheated you." ”

Xuanzang couldn't help laughing, and taught Bajie a lesson: "Wukong kindly reminded you, why do you blame him again? You have read this children's book many times, and you should memorize it." ”

Bajie said: "Anyway, if you're idle, I'll just watch a trick." ”

Xuanzang said: "I'll warn you first, you can read the book, but if you cause any trouble after reading this book, I will definitely not spare you." ”

Bajie said: "Master, don't think about whether it's crooked, this is a serious book." ”

Xuanzang said: "You bluff the ghost! This book is not authentic at first glance, and it is still a serious book." ”

Bajie said: "You still don't believe it...... This is really a textbook for the study of psychology! Why don't I show it to you?"

As he spoke, he shook the book in his hand towards Xuanzang.

Xuanzang said: "Ni Song Kai! Mu Song Kai! I don't read this kind of book!"

At this moment, I heard Wukong say, "Master, look, there's a river in front of you." ”

Xuanzang shouted loudly: "Apprentices, you have encountered the river again! ”

Wukong smiled, "Master, you're thinking too much. The river is not very big, where did the monsters come from. ”

Xuanzang said: "There are really no monsters?"

Wukong said: "Don't worry, my fiery eyes come with a perspective function, which can detect dangers in advance." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's good that there are no monsters! I don't have to be a bait." ”

Wujing said: "But how can you cross the river without monsters?"

Wukong said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I saw a small boat diagonally opposite the river, it seems to be a ferryman, let's wait and see." ”

So they sat down on the shore and waited.

Sure enough, as Wukong expected, it didn't take long for him to see a small boat rowing over on the other side of the river.

The boat was still in the middle of the river, so Wujing shouted, "Ferryman, hold the boat!" and the boat rowed this way.

Strangely enough, it was not a captain who rowed the boat, but a captain.

Wukong said: "You are ferrying?"

The old woman said, "Yes." ”

Wukong said: "It's so hard for you to come out and make money when you're so old." ”

The woman said: "Begging for a living, there is no way." ”

Wukong said, "What about your son?

The woman said: "My son has it, and my husband has it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Alas, it turned out to be a lonely old man, it's really pitiful." ”

The woman exclaimed, "Yes, if I had met you sooner, I wouldn't have been a widow!"

Wukong said: "We are monks!"

The woman smiled and said, "What does it matter to a monk, a monk can also be vulgar." ”

Xuanzang saw that the signs were wrong, and hurriedly said: "Wukong, hurry up and get on the boat, don't disturb people doing business!"

When everyone got into the boat, the old woman stretched the boat, shook the oars, and in a short time reached the other side.

Landing on the shore, Xuanzang asked Wujing to give the old woman some silver taels, and the woman thanked her and drove the boat away.

Crossing the river so easily, Xuanzang was finally in the mood to enjoy the surrounding scenery.

At this time, it is early summer, the temperature is not very high, the warblers on the river bank are singing and dancing, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, the fish are swimming in the shallow water, and the water and grass are green.

Xuanzang saw that the river water was clear, so he said to Bajie: "Scoop some water for me to drink, I am a little thirsty for the teacher." ”

Bajie hurriedly agreed, so he took a bowl and scooped water from the river and handed it to the master.

Xuanzang finished drinking, and Bajie also wanted to drink.

Wukong stopped: "Bajie, you are tired of carrying the burden, and you are sweating again, and now you will get heat stroke if you drink water." ”

Wujing said: "Yes, what the senior brother said is right. Second Senior Brother, you should bear with it, and it's not too late to find someone in front of you to rest for a while before drinking. ”

As soon as Bajie heard it, he felt reasonable, so he dispelled the idea of drinking water.

The crowd continued on their way.

After less than half an hour, I met a group of people, all of whom were women!

One of the girls exclaimed, "Look, big sister, there are so many men!"

Hearing this, Bajie raised his head, his eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "Master, look, there are so many women!"

Wukong shouted: "Master, run, the tiger is coming!"

As soon as Xuanzang heard that there was a tiger, he didn't think twice, he ran away from the horse and ran past the group of women.

Bajie said: "What is the situation?"

Wukong said: "I'll explain later, let's go quickly." ”

So the three brothers also chased after Xuanzang.

After running for a few miles, Xuanzang grabbed the reins, turned around and asked, "The tiger didn't chase after him, did he?"

Bajie said: "Where is the tiger! Brother Monkey fooled you." ”

Wukong said: "Those women are tigers!"

Bajie said: "You even dare to fight the boss, and you are still afraid of a group of monsters?"

Wukong said: "They are not monsters. ”

Bajie said: "It's not a monster, why do you talk more and more about me, the more confused I become?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, do you like women?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, your thinking is too jumpy! ”

Wukong said: "I naturally have my reason for asking like this, you just have to answer my question." ”

Bajie said: "I don't like it." ”

Wukong said, "Tell the truth!"

Bajie said: "It's strange if you don't like that!"

Goku asked again, "If you were given a choice, how many women would you like to have?"

Bajie said without thinking: "Three thousand beauties in the harem!"

Wukong said: "What if it's 30,000?"

Bajie thought for a while and said, "It's a little unbearable." ”

Wukong said: "What if it's 300,000?"

Bajie said: "I'm not that kind of person!"

Wukong said: "Do you remember that when we were in Chenjiazhuang, the two Chen brothers once said that on the westward journey, there was a Xiliang female country. ”

Bajie said: "You mean that we have arrived in the Xiliang Women's Country?"

Wukong said: "If it weren't for the Xiliang Women's Country, how could there be so many women walking together on this road?"

Bajie exclaimed: "Men's paradise!"

Wukong said: "Hundreds of thousands of millions of women are rushing up!"

Bajie exclaimed again: "Human Purgatory!"

Wukong said, "Do you understand what I mean now?"

Bajie said in a trembling voice: "Wow! It's terrible. ”

Wujing was also frightened: "Senior brother, what can I do about this?"

Wukong said: "It's Master who should be worried, what are you afraid of?"

Wujing said: "What do you mean by this?"

Wukong said: "It's simple, we can change back to our original appearance." ”

Bajie said: "Good idea!"

Xuanzang was anxious, and hurriedly said: "This can't be done! I'm so handsome, where is my way to live!"

Wukong said: "Hehe, I have a solution. ”

Xuanzang said: "Say it quickly! Say it quickly!"

Wukong said: "We are all around, and you hide in the middle, so it's okay." ”

Xuanzang said: "There are only three of you, even if you form a circle, this gap is too big, right?

Wujing said: "This is difficult to do! They are not monsters, and we can't start fighting." ”

Wukong said: "Wujing is right. Master, you are born with your appearance, and we can only help you get here. ”

Bajie said: "Master, I have a good idea. ”

Xuanzang said: "Say it quickly!"

Bajie said: "Just disfigure." ”

Xuanzang said: "Don't have this kind of bad idea, you have to protect me!"

Wukong said: "We can only fight monsters, but they are not monsters." ”

Xuanzang said: "Monkey hair! Monkey hair! Isn't there still monkey hair!"

Wukong said, "Do you want me to pluck off the hairs and stick them on your face?"

Xuanzang said: "Stupid! I want you to change a few more monkeys to come out and surround me!"

Wukong smiled: "Master is quite good at finding a way. ”

Bajie said: "Master is really Master, such an idea can be thought of." ”

Wujing said: "But we have become ugly, how can we turn into a relationship?"

Xuanzang said: "Turning fate is a trivial matter, and the most important thing is to keep your life to learn from the scriptures!"

Wukong said: "I can only take one step at a time." So Wukong conjured six or seven monkeys and drained the water around Xuanzang together.

Wukong and the others changed back to their original faces, and continued to protect Xuanzang on his way. I met a lot of women along the way, and when they saw the vicious faces of Wukong and several people, they were really panicked and avoided them.

actually came over like this, and the Tang Holy Monk was really witty.

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Walking and walking, Xuanzang suddenly said: "Ouch, why does it hurt a little." ”

Wukong said: "Is it the reason why you drank cold water just now?"

Xuanzang said: "It's getting more and more painful!"

Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, there is cooking smoke in front, there must be someone." ”

The people hurried on their way. After a short walk, there was a grass hut in front of me, and an old woman was sitting at the door, weaving cloth.

After Wukong went to check, he came back and reported: "This is an old lady, let's have a meal here." ”

Bajie said: "Is there anyone else in the house?"

Wukong said: "There are three women in the house, although they are younger than the old lady at the door, but they are not less than one hundred and fifty years old. ”

Wujing said: "Her family is all women, isn't it inconvenient?"

Wukong said: "Senior brother, this is the Xiliang Women's Country, so I can't take care of it so much." ”

Xuanzang said: "That's it, this is safe." ”

So the three of Wukong put away their scaring faces and escorted Xuanzang to spend the night.