Volume 5 Godot is Coming Chapter 157 Fart adds to the wind
Naan chaff is naan, don't say whether it is useful or not, and farting also adds wind.
- Piggy Warrior "Ring"
The horse's hooves turned, the dust flew, and the thick echo of the earth made the horses forget the worries of the dirt pit, and they rejoiced and galloped!
In the tunnel, the land spirit heard it clearly, and with a "command", it passed on the enemy's whereabouts and the location information to Goron, who was held in the dark.
The more real and clear the momentum of the ground cavalry was heard, the more excited the land spirits became. Who would have thought that one day, the "three-inch Dinggu bark" of unknown origin in the Colorado Plateau would pack the Tran cavalry that crisscrossed the Pampas prairie and stuff it into a container?
Today, it will be the battle of fame of the land spirits!
From now on, the poet will sing and go down in history, becoming a part of the giant wheel of history, and magnifying the tunnel warfare!
Just thinking about it, even the hobbit is a little excited!
The cavalry on the ground was even more excited!
Those pig-headed people actually dragged back with a nail rake! This fang-toothed dancing rake, that nostrils facing the sky, the expression on his face, completely ignoring the cavalry, and the expression that the moon is missing tonight is my nail rake!
Is this the stunt of the Pig black-faced man "hitting a rake backwards"?
Jefferson was a little puzzled, he had only heard of this trick, but he had not had the opportunity to see the pig-headed people of the Piggs in action. But the current scene is very different from what he imagined.
With a wave of his hand, Jefferson straightened up and sent their crossbows and crossbows out to take the Pigs straight away.
With just one wave of attacks, the pig-headed farmer was so frightened that one by one they fell into the dirt, rolling, fluttering, and falling backwards, trying to dodge the arrows. However, the bowstring of Dolot's crossbow is made from the hind hamstring tendons of the rock-throwing kangaroo, is it so easy to hide? This kind of kangaroo living in the rocky grassland always fills the bag with stones, jumps up and down between the boulders, and its hind legs are particularly developed compared to those of its kind!
At that moment, several pig-headed people fell into the dust. The frightened all dropped their rakes, left their relatives and friends, and really ran away.
But there was one who broke out of the team. In the performance of the duty of luring the enemy into depth, Reeve chose to do something he wanted to do in order to release the impulse in his heart and fight the human cavalry for a real time.
Under the wide sleeves of the trumpet, Reeve clung to the nail rake of the crank, clenched it, and leaped violently into the ranks of cavalry.
When Reeve jumped up, this white-faced man with a fat head and big ears and a blessed face, his face became hideous, and the outline of his facial features stretched out. In an instant, he changed his face, turning into a black-faced man with a lotus nose and hanging ears, and his hair stood up like a pig's mane. Shaking his spirit, he shouted the name of the god of war Kampas, just like the ancient warrior who angrily shouted that the broken bridge was possessed by "Hai", and wanted to arch the eight-hundred-mile thorn forest with one mouth!
When Reeve jumped, the ground changed. This time, the flat earth, instead of sinking, was raised. It changes so fast, so powerful, as if a 170,000-year-old cicada larva is waking up from hibernation, about to break through the soil, sprinkle blood, and sing the hot summer!
A large straw mat woven with vines set off a dust wind and a wave of mud! Between the flying sand and rocks, the horses neighed and the people shouted angrily. The horses collided with each other, doubting the earth again, and the men were angry with their faces and angry at the cunning of their enemies.
Twenty or so riding, by a large rattan mat, sand wrapped in soil, big bags and big rolls, squeezed into a ball, but but unable to stop, push and push, step on the horse in front of the repeated, bones under the rice balls, all fell into the pit.
The agile Bluebeard jumped out of his horse and looked at the dust waves below, and the contest between composure and anger in his heart at this moment was like a weapon in his hand, and the sword was rattling! Damn Beamon, he actually used the same trick twice! Both times hit the pride of mankind! And only twice, he made the cavalry of the Cloud Valley break in half!
Jefferson was unwilling to make a mistake, and forced himself to calm down and think about how far the other party's real arrangement could go!
What is it that can make dozens of pig-headed people run over and be fine, but when the cavalry arrives, the ground is flipped over?
Jefferson's gaze looked through the dust and saw that in the pit, two - Goron!!
Thief of the mother! Just in case, I hired a Golon! There are two hidden in the red clay slope!
Bluebeard's crossbow sank, and he wanted to take Golon's single eye and abolish one of the other party's dependents first!
It's the pig-headed man! Jefferson thought, handed, and the crossbow instantly moved up, and an arrow was deducted. Then, he immediately abandoned his crossbow and clenched his sword.
The attacker was none other than Blackface Lang Reeve! Happened to borrow the power of Goron to lift the ground, Blackface jumped higher than Bluebeard, shouted "Camppass", and the nail rake was merciless, and he built it towards the head!
The bolt went through Reeve's shoulder, and Pig's fat body was deflected by the force. The nail rake was cut open by the sword, and the black-faced man gritted his teeth, pinched his nose, shook off the two bush ears, pulled back the nail rake, and turned around, as if to resist the opponent's sword with his back.
Jefferson's sword, because of the distance, only had time to stab forward and pick the pig-headed man's back.
Reeve's attack had come again, and the rake had come strangely, it had come from between his legs!
Hit a rake upside down, hit a rake upside down, don't fall down, how can this rake be regarded as a stunt of the Pigs?
This rake, on Bluebeard's legs, built seven orifices, and blood suddenly spread to the hem of his trousers.
When you make a move, both sides are injured and have to fall. Beware of Goron, Jefferson took the opportunity to kick the nail rake and proudly retreated.
Little Goronflegg jumped out of the pit, with a large turtle shell in his hand, and rushed into the ranks of the cavalry, smashing them all indiscriminately.
Not far away, the crossbow bolt was aimed at little Goron. This time it's not a dwarf in a dirt pit, so it's easy to aim.
The large straw mat that shook off the dirt suddenly moved, like a windmill, and spun around a few times, covering the crossbowmen all over the world.
Doon jumped out of the pit and blasted a wave of spiky pinballs of different colors into the crowd.
A high-pitched goblin voice rang out at the same time: "Taste the hot and spicy potatoes of the goblin!"
The robbers only then saw that little Goron had a goblin on his back.
How could a goblin sit on Goron's head?
Goblin hot spicy potatoes?
The human was stunned -
Why do so many humans come to Godot?
Barry did not explain this to Lord Shandora.
It wasn't until he saw the bronze pillar held by the ogre Karui that Ouyang learned about this aspect and the secrets in it.
Karui's bronze pillars were not bought from humans, but dug out of the ground. The rust has corroded the original appearance of the copper pillar, but its origin can still be recognized.
In the southern temple of Witherston, one of the series of carvings on the walls is the Minotaur looking at the setting sun, calm and determined, like a totem pole on his shoulder.
Karui's weapon is the totem pole of the Minotaur!
Godot Wasteland was once the battlefield of the Great War of Gods and Demons, and now it is still occasionally possible to dig up weapons from the past. Elder Crassus's bronze flower pot is a yak man's standard bronze helmet!
10,000 years ago, in addition to being a battlefield, it also gave birth to a civilization. The Great Goblin Kingdom, and its goblin gunpowder!
Humans come to the Godot Wasteland, to a large extent, in the hope of finding the goblin bomb that may still exist!
"Goblin hot and spicy potatoes" recorded in historical documents and legends!
Hearing the goblin shout this name, how could the human robbers not hold back?
They had completely forgotten that there were two Gorons who could take advantage of this opportunity to rush into their ranks and go on a killing spree.
In fact, taking advantage of the opportunity, the two Golones escaped and fled far away.
Humans look at the spiked pinball at their feet and look at each other. Those abominable goblins actually took advantage of their eagerness to play a trick on the Cloud Warriors!
Goron jumped into another pit.
A team of men and horses had already chased after them.
Goron is the main combat force of any tribe in the Godot Wasteland. Cloud Valley has learned why the bear goblins have been defeated.
"It's not that the allies are too stupid, it's that the enemy is too cunning!"
In front of them, Goron jumped into an obvious pit, so could there be a hidden pit in front of them?
The pursuing party followed in Goron's footsteps and advanced.
The pit Goron resurfaced. At the same time, there is also a wooden shelf behind it. Anyone who knows the goods will immediately recognize what it is, trebuchet!
Doon has hooked up a barbarian's small trebuchet and transformed it into a fast-moving catapult!
Then, a little Goron jumped out of the pit.
The robbers finally knew what the pebbles were for. It's not the barricades that the enemy uses to trick them into the pit again!, but the stones that are actually used to smash people!
Egg curtain, sighing, covering the face. There are also large horse pebbles in it!
The robbers had to hurry up, whip their legs, let go of their worries, and sprint!
If the stone is the head, even if there is a trap in front of it, you have to rush. However, these battle-hardened bandits find a better goal to dispel their distractions.
Cut two Gorons!
Rushing closer, his thumb already popping out of the knife at his waist, just waiting to drink Golon's blood.
Goron, who has always been messy, has completely abandoned melee combat today.
The closest range of a human rushing through a trebuchet. Little Gronflegg gave up loading stones into it, grabbed a handful, and threw it. The throw is not high, but the force is not small, and the pebbles are on the flat ground, playing "water drifting", and they are bounced one by one, like a wave of lemmings, hitting the feet.
Many of the jumping people fell to the ground, covered in mud.
Flegg laughed "enough".
Doon twitched his nostrils and grinned, smiling wide. Instead of rushing forward, he let a goblin climb onto his head.
The human robbers walked past Little Gron's flying eggs, and they got closer.
On Doon's shoulder, Fitz's slingshot opens again. Fake "hot and spicy potatoes" are no longer sold, but real zesty peppers.
The red powder, flying on the faces, was more lethal than the breath of the rusty progenitor.
A handful of tears, two handfuls of snot bandits, finally killed in front of Doon. One by one, I've never hated goblins so much!
Doon suddenly roared, his arms forward, and the chain-attached trebuchet was forcibly dismantled. Turn into a big spoon and hold it in your hand!
Goron never knew what cooking was until he met the Hobbit. Doon yearns for it.
Shandora has a large enough pot, but not that big a shovel. Until the catapult of the barbarians is seen. Holding the "spatula", Doon suddenly had a kind of pride that I have in the world.
The hobbit comprehends the eighteen movements of the god of self-eating, and Doon has memorized it.
"Twenty-two years old, diligent, fierce learning eighteen shovels, serious and good gestures, in fact, my pomegranate is not lazy......"
A shovel, a splash of dirt sprinkled all over the human head.
Two shovels, the fat in the pot flies, and a robber is provoked by Doon.
Little Gronflegg laughed again, clutching his chest, cheering for his cousin for the first time. With pebbles in his hand, little Gronn had a new idea.
With a "snap", Flegg added an egg to the fried meat, which hit the human in the chest, and immediately squeezed out a warm sauce.
Excited little Grond suddenly jumped over the dirt pit, and then rose and fell, blocking behind the human bandits, and slammed his fist into the ground.
The robber was stunned by the sudden frenzy of little Gron, but Flegg had already rushed forward, and with his big hands very hard, but very carefully, pushed one of them away, causing him to fall in the direction of the pit.
Doon saw it clearly, and was in high spirits, and bit the spatula in his mouth, and reached forward with his long arms, grabbing one and throwing it into the dirt pit.
Several of their companions fell into the pit, and the robbers finally understood Goron's whim, and they were furious.
They're humans from the pampas! Humans from the pampas! Humans from Godot! When have they ever been teased by a clumsy Golon?!
All of them gave up on defense, and a knife with different lengths and thicknesses, from different angles and different moves, all had the same purpose, which was bound to cut Goron under the knife. Goron has already been stabbed seven times, and they believe that the next stab will be the straw that breaks the camel's back!
"Hey, is that all?" the goblin said on Goron's head, declaring not to ignore its presence. The bullets fired by the slingshot have been replaced by choking chili powder with choking chili oil! Each one is aimed at the human nose.
Little Goron was so excited that he removed the star-tailed turtle shell from his back and pushed all these people who were fighting against chili peppers into the dirt pit.
The dish has been cooked, and the two Goron begin their cooking!
Seasoned with paprika, pebbled side dishes, and sprinkled with a soak of urine, under the cauldron and spatula, the cloud robbers finally embodied Godot's horror -
Golon's anger, Golon's laughter, and a bunch of Goron.
PS:
I wanted to say something, but I didn't have anything to say. The dancing is closed, and the quiet officer is entangled. Even if I see the difficulty of this line, although Xiao Xi has not yet read it, I also hope that it can be simpler, and it will be good to play and create together.