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Jin Xing said: "Oh, it's not caused by drinking." Once I drank and drank so much that I drank three buckets of wine in one go, and as a result, I wrote 'Three Hundred Tang Poems'. The Jade Emperor said that I had gone too far in doing this, and Du Fu, Li Shangyin, and Du Mu were all unemployed, so he summoned me back to Heaven in advance. ”

Wukong was taken aback: "Write 'Three Hundred Tang Poems' in one breath!

Jin Xing said: "What is this? ”

Wukong said: "You not only write poems, but also fill in the lyrics?"

Jin Xing said: "Yes, if I stay in the Nether Realm for a few more years, I'm afraid that even Li Qingzhao, Liu Yong, and Su Dongpo should be unemployed." ”

Wukong said: "It's not that exaggerated!"

Jin Xing said: "This is called talented, not exaggerated!"

Wukong was skeptical: "Such a prolific writer, it can't be some shoddy works, right?"

Jin Xing said: "You still don't believe it! I'll read a poem to you: "You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning! You don't see the sad white hair of the high hall mirror, like green silk turning into snow at dusk." Life must be full of joy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon! I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when she is gone. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink......"

Wukong exclaimed, "Absolutely a great masterpiece!

Jin Xing said: "Alas, just because of this 'meeting must drink three hundred cups', the Jade Emperor summoned me back." ”

Wukong said: "What about the words you filled?"

Jin Xing said: "I'll read another song of mine to you:" The snow covers the palace and the building is closed, and the curtain is faint and golden." The bucket pressure is dry, the fragrance is thin, and the plum tips are lightly leaning. Spraying Baoyi incense embers and musk smoke, red silk quilt. The shallow painting of the clouds hangs down, and the tears of Zhaoyang are dropped. Close to Chenju, Jun's grace is cut off, as if it is thousands of miles away. Looking at the bamboo branches outside the crystal curtain, the sheep guard cart has not arrived. ”

Wukong praised from the bottom of his heart: "I really don't accept it! Next time my master asks me to write poetry or something, I'll ask you to help." ”

Jin Xing said: "No problem, writing poetry is my favorite! Let me tell you, once I write poetry, it is a rhythm that cannot be stopped at all." When the westward journey is over, I'm going to go to the Nether again. ”

Wukong said: "Didn't you say that the Jade Emperor didn't allow you to do that?"

Jin Xing said: "Actually, he wanted to call me back early, so he just made an excuse." ”

Wukong said: "Still going to be a poet?"

Jin Xing said: "Yes, my two-month long vacation has not been taken yet, and I will return to Dongtu to be my poet Li Taibai when the time comes." ”

Wukong said: "Two Li Taibai?"

Jin Xing said: "Since there can be two Li Jing, why can't there be two Li Taibai? ”

Wukong said: "Your Li family is all open!"

Jin Xing said with a smile: "Great Sage, tell me for yourself: invincible defense, great strength, amazing speed, seventy-two changes, fiery eyes, and thousands of incarnation supernatural powers, you have single-handedly overturned the entire heavenly court! ”

Wukong also smiled: "If you talk about writing poetry, it's your cow, if you talk about fighting, I still have a little confidence." ”

Jin Xing said: "Then it doesn't need to be said! When it comes to fighting, picking quarrels and making trouble, the Great Sage, you are a good hand." ”

Wukong said: "But old man, I have to remind you! If you finish writing this poem, what is the pursuit of life? I think you, let's take it easy." ”

Jin Xing asked, "Cut! Isn't there still a Yuan Qu!"

Wukong said: "Then Guan Hanqing has to go home and plant sweet potatoes!"

Jin Xing said: "Actually, I'm also quite interested in postmodern poetry, do you want me to read a poem to you?"

Wukong said: "Don't read it, don't read it! You hit me badly!"

Jin Xing said: "Then let's not talk about it, I should almost go back." ”

Wukong said: "Thank you Lao Qi'er for coming down to deliver the letter, Lao Sun has thanked me here! ”

Jin Xing said, "Definitely!

Sending Venus away, Wukong was too lazy to play, so he sat under the tree and waited for Xuanzang and the others to wake up.

After a while, everyone woke up, and Wukong said, "Master, I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Xuanzang said: "I only like to hear good news, I don't like to hear bad news! ”

Wukong said: "Is that to report good news or bad news?"

Xuanzang said: "Where is so much nonsense! Say it quickly, say it quickly." ”

Wukong said: "The good news is: "More than forty miles ahead is the capital of a country, and there are no monsters near this capital!"

Xuanzang said happily: "It's really good news! The difficulty of this task has really decreased!"

Bajie said: "Master, Brother Monkey just said, isn't there another bad news." ”

Xuanzang said: "Is there any worse news than meeting monsters?"

Bajie said: "This is also true! There are no monsters, what are we afraid of?" ”

Xuanzang said: "Let's go, let's hurry as soon as possible, and just spend the night in that city!"

The crowd packed their bags and continued on their way.

After walking for more than 30 miles, I was about to arrive at the capital, and I happened to meet a few passers-by who came back from the market.

When several people saw the scripture-learning team, they were all shocked.

Passerby A said, "Monk!"

Passerby B said: "Bald! bald!"

Passer-by C said: "Thief bald! thief bald!"

With that, the three of them turned around and fled as if hiding from the plague god.

Wujing sighed: "This is the standard point at the monk and scold the bald donkey!"

Bajie said: "Yes, how can these peasants be so bold as to insult a passing monk in broad daylight. ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, why do these people look like they have seen us like ghosts?"

Wukong said: "They are afraid of being affected by us." ”

Xuanzang said: "We are not thieves, how can we affect them?"

Wukong said, "That's the bad news I was about to talk about. ”

Xuanzang said: "What kind of news is it?"

Wukong said, "Don't you only hear the good news?"

Xuanzang said: "It's funny! Do you believe this?"

Wukong said: "I've fallen for you again!"

Xuanzang said: "Don't talk nonsense!

Wukong said: "The front is to destroy France, and the king who destroyed France swore to kill 10,000 monks, and now he has killed 9,996." Add the four of us and you'll get 10,000!"

Xuanzang said: "You mean to say that nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-six extras died?"

Wukong said: "It's okay to say that!"

Bajie said: "The Buddha is so generous! How much pension do you say it will cost?"

Wukong said: "I've told you, the Buddha studies big data, this is called karma!"

Wujing said: "Brother Monkey, this is human life, it's not as simple as a string of data!"

Wukong said: "How can you understand the world of the great powers? When Nuwa Niangniang filmed the 'Fengshen List', many immortals performed real fire, the shooting scene was out of control for a while, and mortals were killed and injured countless times! In the end, even Hongjun Daozu was shocked, what can you say?"

Bajie said: "It's really so reasonable!"

Xuanzang said: "Stop, stop! We are a Journey to the West, why did we get on the 'God List' again!"

Wukong said: "Master, why are you so disappointed every time? Tell me: When did I stop you when you were?"

Xuanzang said: "When will I be as far away as you and Bajie! One moment it will be a stone record, and another moment it will be a god list! It shouldn't be that the Buddha sent the two of you to make up the number of words!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, it's all your fault for what kind of pension you are talking about, and it turned out to be such a big deal!"

Bajie said: "It's obvious that you yourself talk a lot, how can you blame me in turn! If the master hadn't stopped it in time, this 'god list' would have allowed you to get involved for a few days and nights!"

Xuanzang couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted loudly: "I'll give this pension, you all shut up for me!"

Wukong and the others quickly shut up.

Xuanzang said: "Now let's talk about this matter of destroying France." Apprentices, what do you think, let's hear about it?"

Wukong: "......"

Eight precepts: "......"

Wujing said: "Master, I am just a man in a dragon suit who carries the burden and leads the horse, don't ask me." ”

Ryoma said: "Hehe, he's calling an apprentice, it's none of my business!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong." ”

Wukong: "......"

Xuanzang said again: "Eight precepts." ”

Eight precepts: "......"

Wujing said: "Master, you just told the two of them to shut up. ”

Xuanzang said: "It seems that it is the teacher's fault again?"

Wujing said: "If you don't say two good words, they won't pay attention to you." ”

Xuanzang said helplessly: "Wukong, Bajie, what you did for the teacher just now is wrong, you two don't sulk." ”

Wukong said: "Look at what Master said! How dare we be angry with you." ”

Bajie said: "Yes, yes, we are all very obedient! If you tell us to shut up, we will shut up." ”

Xuanzang said: "Have you thought of any way to successfully pass this destruction of France?"

Bajie said: "It's difficult! It's difficult! It's too difficult!"

Wukong said: "Simple, easy, easy, so easy, not difficult at all!"

Bajie said: "This monkey says the opposite to me every time!"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, don't complain, listen to what your senior brother has to say first!"

Bajie said: "He said a big thing! There is no difficulty at all, then it is not a simple task, but an automatic hang-up task!"

Wukong smiled: "Bajie, you are jealous of me!"

Xuanzang said: "Let's get down to business!"

Wukong said: "Master, the disciple has already thought about it just now. It's really, really easy!"

Xuanzang said: "I'll warn you one last time! Don't sell it!"

Wukong said: "Disciple, I will use four hairs to turn into four monks, let the king kill, won't there be enough for 10,000? As long as he kills enough 10,000 monks, our scripture-learning team can pass the test smoothly." ”

Bajie shouted loudly: "I must admit that this move is really too high! Brother Monkey, this time I am willing to bow down!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, it turns out that you want to take advantage of loopholes and take shortcuts?"

Wukong said, "Can't you?"

Xuanzang said: "Back then, I also took shortcuts and did several tasks less, but as a result, I suffered from more than half a year in prison in vain, and I didn't save any time. ”

Wukong said: "What the master said is quite reasonable. Back then, I also wanted to take a shortcut and directly get a Jade Emperor to do it, but I failed to pretend to be a failure, and I was suppressed by the Buddha for 500 years!"

Xuanzang said: "So, this shortcut can't be taken, it's better to think of a way in a down-to-earth way." ”

Wujing said: "Master, since we can't take shortcuts, then we can always take a long detour, right?"

Bajie said: "Senior brother, you don't have to think about it!

Xuanzang said: "Yes, then we won't be able to change the customs clearance documents, and then we will become stowaways." ”

Wukong said: "Forget it, forget it, don't think about this, let's think about where to spend the night." ”

Xuanzang said: "We are now wanted, so we can only find a secluded place to set up a tent for the night." ”

Bajie said: "I have arrived at the gate of the city, and I will set up a tent for the night! I want to eat well and sleep well!"

Wujing said: "Second senior brother, bear with it again." We figured out a way to eat and drink spicy. ”

Wukong said: "Actually, if you want to enter the city, it's not difficult. ”

Bajie said happily: "Brother Monkey, do you have a way?"

Wukong said: "It's simple. I'll steal a few coats and hats, and we'll be dressed as ordinary civilians and blend in. ”

Xuanzang said: "This monkey, if you really don't leave your profession in three sentences, you know how to steal, steal, steal!"

Wujing smiled: "Brother Monkey is a habitual thief!"

Xuanzang said: "This stealing of clothes will be avoided, let's set up a tent!"

Since Xuanzang had spoken, the apprentices had no choice but to do so.