Chapter 679: The Strange Egg Appears, and the Children and Grandchildren Are Suppressed One After Another (4300 words, 2 chapters in 1)
At the family meeting, wonderful programs were served one after another, and delicious meals were served one after another.
The dishes are exquisite.
In particular, there is a dish of crayfish, the lobster in it turned out to be alive, but the meat is already cooked, but the poor crayfish still retains the last trace of spiritual will.
It stared at itself as it was torn, shelled, singled out of the shrimp line, and eaten......
Liu Wuhai felt heartache, looked at the crayfish in his hand, and ate three bowls with tears.
on stage.
The lights flickered, and a low and sad music sounded, and the old ancestor Liu Fan stared at it and found that it was Yang Shouan who came to power, and by his side, there was a big black-haired dog like a calf.
This dog is naturally Yang Xiaojiu, the enemy dog No. 9!
But today, she was going to perform on stage, so she changed her original form.
On the stage, Yang Shouan bowed and saluted, and the enemy dog No. 9 stood upright, holding two front paws and saluting everyone, which was very cute, causing many women on the banquet stage to laugh.
The performance is "Sister, Don't Go".
A man and a dog sang passionately, expressing the affectionate love of people and dogs.
Through singing, they express that all things are animistic and can be in love, and there can be racial contempt just because of "the day is a dog".
Yang Shou'an: "Don't go~"
Enemy Dog No. 9: "I won't go~"
Yang Shou'an: "Gambling curse~"
Enemy Dog No. 9: "Pull the claw~"
Yang Shou'an: Arch over your head ~ eat meat......
......
They sang affectionately, Yang Shou'an lay on the ground, and the enemy dog No. 9 put his head on his head, arched his head, and rubbed his neck.
At last.
The enemy killed, and in order to protect Yang Shou'an, the enemy Dog No. 9 bravely blocked the incoming enemy, sacrificed his life, and saved Yang Shou'an.
On the banquet platform, some clansmen frowned, some clansmen were dazed, and some clansmen were moved to tears, crying a lot.
Ancestor Liu Fan commented: "Many people think that heaven is unkind and regards all things as dogs, so it is wrong to waste life and not take the humble in their eyes." ”
All around, many clansmen heard the words of the old ancestor and pricked up their ears.
"The cultivators of my generation, cultivating to the end, one is to pursue one's own avenue and gain immortality, and the other is to make peace and stop fighting. ”
"The universe is running, yin and yang are balanced, there are those who do good, there must be evildoers, my ancestor I hope that our Liu family members are all good people!"
Up and down the banquet platform, 1.1 million people replied in unison: "Listen to the teachings of the ancestors!"
On the stage, Yang Shouan and the enemy dog No. 9 had already finished performing, and when he heard the patriarch's preaching, Yang Shouan immediately took out a small notebook and waved it on the spot.
He remembered very seriously, not yet painting in circles, looking like a good student.
When everyone saw it, they were stunned.
At this time, at the top of the big banquet, the ancestor saw this scene and said with a smile: "Shou'an, come here!"
Yang Shouan suddenly flew to the top of the big banquet platform excitedly.
"Shou'an, he is a good boy who is motivated and studious, and he has only cultivated for more than a thousand years, but he is already a half-step prophet!" Liu Fan praised with a smile.
"Shou'an, much stronger than most of the descendants of our Liu family!"
This sentence carries a lot of weight!
When many clansmen heard this, they were inexplicably ashamed, and they didn't dare to look up at their ancestors.
Liu Dongdong, Liu Yangyang, Liu Xiaoxiao, Liu Yidao, Liu Zizi, Liu Wantong and other clansmen all bowed their heads in shame.
Sitting in the corner, Duan Longhao, Kang Yuan, and a large number of sons-in-law who were upside down in the door also lowered their heads one by one, and their faces were hot.
In terms of qualifications, many of them surpass Yang Shou'an, and in terms of heritage, they are the real descendants of the Liu family, enjoying the best resources of the family.
And the sons-in-law who came in upside down have the resources of their mother's family to support them.
But even so, their cultivation was still far behind by Yang Shou'an.
Half-step prophet, this has touched the second realm of the indescribable!
Very shocking.
Liu Yi, Liu Er and others, as well as Liu Xiaotao, Liu Qiqi, Liu Erdan and other clansmen, they are all old acquaintances.
They vaguely remembered that when they were in the chaotic black streets of Scorpio City, on the martial arts field, the wind and snow were very strong, and everyone practiced bare-chested, Yang Shou'an lay at Liu Tao's feet, learned to bark as a dog, worshiped Liu Tao as his father-in-law, and was given an unsheathed knife by Liu Tao!
In order to learn martial arts, Yang Shouan licked his face everywhere and asked for advice, abandoned his face, and exchanged for his current strength and status, which was affirmed by his ancestors.
Hearing the praise of the old ancestor, Yang Shouan was neither excited nor happy.
On the contrary, he was terrified, frightened, and pale.
Because he knows that in the final analysis, he is not the bloodline of the Liu family, and now that he is an "outsider" who is stronger than the legitimate descendants of the Liu family, is there no vigilance and precautions at the top of the Liu family?
In the Shadow Guard, Yang Shouan will also find a way to get rid of people who are stronger than him in terms of qualifications and have greater potential than himself.
So, at this moment, when he changed his position, the old ancestor looked at him, did he also have this idea?!
Yang Shou's thoughts rolled, he raised his head and quietly glanced at the old ancestor, and found that the old ancestor was full of smiles, and he couldn't see his thoughts at all, but next to him, Liu Tao's eyes flickered.
This made Yang Shouan shudder.
Instinctively, he took a few steps forward on his stomach, approached the ancestor, hugged the ancestor's legs, and shouted loudly "Wangwang......".
He's learning how to bark!
The old ancestor was stunned for a moment and asked, "Shou'an, why is this?!Why did you suddenly learn to bark a dog?"
Yang Shouan replied respectfully: "Ancestor, my descendants and I were originally a dog!"
"Children and grandchildren, I am not a descendant of the Liu family, and I know that I am not as good as other clansmen, so my descendants think that they are just a dog of the Liu family, guarding the family and protecting the family. ”
"Therefore, the descendants seem to be powerful, but everything is given by the ancestors and the family, and the descendants are willing to be a dog of the Liu family for the rest of their lives, taking care of the family and the hospital, that's all!"
He is expressing his determination and determination!
With that, he fell deep on the ground and kowtowed.
All around, many clansmen looked in a trance.
Vaguely, they seemed to see the shadow of the young man who was lying at Liu Tao's feet and learning to bark at the foot of Liu Tao in the Liu family's martial arts arena.
Liu Fan smiled slightly, he naturally understood Yang Shou'an's thoughts.
"Get up, don't worry, as long as you are loyal, as long as the ancestor is here, no one can hurt you!"
As he spoke, Liu Fan looked at the chicken on the table.
The chicken wings are gone, the two chicken legs are gone, and even the chicken butt is not known to have been stolen by that gluttonous descendant......
Liu Fan picked up the chopsticks and clamped them to the chicken's neck, but in an instant, the chopsticks were stunned and the chicken head was clamped instead.
When Liu Tao and the others saw it, their pupils shrank.
The ancestor's move is a ......
A few bad old men pondered.
Yang Shouan also saw the change in the actions of the old ancestor, he was stunned at first, and then said in shock: "Old ancestor, don't scare your descendants, my descendants and I only deserve to eat chicken butts......"
Liu Fan smiled, held the chicken head, and handed it to Yang Shouan.
"Next!"
Yang Shouan stretched out his hands in a panic and excitement, raised his thighs above his head, as if receiving a holy decree, and caught the head of the chicken.
"Do you know why the old ancestor gave you a chicken head?" asked Liu Fan.
Yang Shouan replied respectfully: "I'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail!"
His answer was concise and to the point, but it hit the nail on the head.
Liu Fan smiled with satisfaction and said, "That's right, you have to always remember that you are a person, not a dog!"
"You have your own principles and rules of survival, the ancestors don't blame you, but since you have entered the genealogy of our Liu family and become the ancestors and my descendants, then you have to straighten your backbone and be a man, a man, not a dog!"
"I'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail, just let you have backbone, if a warrior has no backbone, it is destined to not go far. ”
"Ancestor, I have been paying attention to you, your heart has surpassed most of my descendants, in the future, my ancestor is optimistic about you. ”
After speaking, Yang Shouan couldn't stop crying.
He never imagined that the old ancestor was so broad-minded, and he was still living the belly of the old ancestor with the heart of a villain just now!
"Ancestors, my descendants...... Woowoo...... I will definitely remember your teachings, and I would rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail!"
"From today onwards, I will be a person with backbone and never be a dog again!"
Yang Shouan cried and said, his body trembled, and tears rained down.
At this moment, Yang Shouan was truly moved, and his heart was full of infinite respect and love for his ancestors.
It was at this moment that Yang Shouan made up his mind that even if the world was turned upside down and a catastrophe was encountered in the future, he must honor his ancestors and be a person with backbone.
He didn't expect that this idea would really come true.
It was many years later, the era when the ancestor disappeared, the world was in turmoil, the Liu family changed greatly, it was divided, the heroes were divided, Yang Shouan was also split, and he became the overlord of one party, powerful in the world, killing countless people, and there was always a chicken head on the desk of his ancestral hall...... That's an afterword......
Yang Shou'an was rewarded with the "chicken head" of his ancestors, and along the way, he held the chicken head high with both hands as if holding a peerless treasure, and sat on the second floor, his own seat.
As for the beginning, Liu Tao promised to arrange a seat for him next to his ancestor, Liu Tao seemed to have forgotten, Yang Shouan seemed to have forgotten too, the two clinked glasses in the air, drank a full drink, and laughed.
One of them is an old fritter, the other is an old Jianghu, they don't need to say anything, they already understand each other's meaning with one look.
The family feast continues, and on the stage, wonderful programs are one after another.
Liu Wuhai praised smoking.
In his mouth, nostrils, ears, and even eyes, he inserted a dry tobacco pot, and smoked out the sound of the Heavenly Dao, transforming all things and winning the croaking of the clansmen.
The ancestors also applauded him.
Liu Liuhai performed and recited "The Legend of the Ancestors".
"The Biography of the Ancestors", a total of one billion words.
Liu Liuhai used the fastest speed of speech, his tongue rolled wildly, and he spat blood from his mouth, and it took three minutes to finish speaking, setting the highest record.
Liu Erhai is the old moon, giving full play to his strengths, performing Lianli branches, and letting the void give birth to the moon.
Liu Tao performed the roar of the lion, roared out of the mirage, and roared out of the groundbreaking.
Liu Yangyang praised Lei Fa, Liu Dongdong's extreme performance.
After he broke through to the Thousand Strengths, his physical body went to a new level, and his understanding of force became more profound.
He pointed out, the finger force stunned the mosquito, but did not hurt the mosquito, after the ancestor checked, found that the mosquito did not even have a concussion, and couldn't help but croak, cheer for Liu Dongdong.
Liu Xiaoxiao showed hand speed.
He inserted a billion cigarettes into the mouth of the ancestor in an instant, and the shocked Liu Wuhai shouted to hold the grass!
Liu Muyun of the big gluteal muscles performed a fart, and a fart shattered the sky.
The son-in-law of the big chest muscle Liu performed the heart drumming, and the drum beat like thunder, shaking the sky.
Liu Qiqi and Liu Xiaotao said a cross talk, praising the ancestors, causing the ancestors to laugh, touching the heads of the two, and praising the sweetness of the two little guys.
......
Wonderful performances, endlessly, are rare and high-quality products.
Delicacies are constantly served, and the tribesmen eat and drink, very relaxed.
The ancestor commented a few words from time to time, and the clansmen all followed Yang Shou'an's example, took out a small notebook, and recorded it carefully.
Time flies.
Three hundred years have passed.
The family feast was held for 300 years.
And at this very moment.
The communication jade talisman on Liu Liuhai's waist rang......
"Daddy, help, come to Middle-earth to save us, we're about to be stoned to death by a monster——!"
This is the voice of the Blood River Emperor, that is, Liu Liuhai's son Liu Aizu.
Liu Liuhai was stunned.
"Weird eggs?!Where did the eggs actually suppress my precious son?!"
But his son begged for help, Liu Liuhai couldn't sit still, and the meal was not fragrant.
He hurriedly asked the patriarch Liu Tao to resign and went to Zhongzhou to save Liu Aizu.
"Go, go early and come back early!" Liu Tao said with a smile.
Liu Liuhai nodded and walked away.
Half a day later.
The communication jade talisman in Liu Tao's waist rang......
"Patriarch, help, come to Zhongzhou to save our father and son, we are about to be stoned to death by a monster egg——!"
Liu Liuhai's miserable voice came out.
Liu Tao was stunned and sluggish.
Liu Liuhai is the same as his cultivation, he is a prophet realm, what kind of egg is it, he can actually smash a prophet realm to death?!
Liu Tao glanced at the old ancestor and found that the old ancestor was watching the show with great interest.
He was embarrassed to disturb the old ancestor's Yaxing, so he looked at Liu Wuhai.
"Wuhai, Liuhai is in trouble, you go and save him!"
"Okay! I'll be back at tea time. Liu Wuhai smiled confidently and touched his big back, "With my half-step Taixuan Realm's strength, except for the old ancestor, I really haven't been afraid of anyone!"
With that, break through the air.
After the tea time, the communication jade talisman on Liu Tao's waist rang, and Liu Tao couldn't help but feel a sigh in his heart, and hurriedly picked it up......
"Patriarch, help, I'm scared, I'm really scared. ”
"I'm trapped with Rokkai, this damn freak, you're going to smash us to death, ahhhh
In the transmission jade talisman, the screams were endless.
Liu Tao heard this voice, and cold sweat came down on his forehead.
"What kind of weird bastard, who actually made the half-step too virtual realm of Wuhai miss!"
Liu Tao wanted to ask the ancestor for help, but he was a little hesitant, doesn't this show that his patriarch is too incompetent?!
Gritting his teeth, he explained to Liu Erhai in his ear: "Erhai, I'm going to go out, Liuhai and Wuhai are in trouble!"
Liu Erhai was taken aback and worried: "Patriarch, you ......"
Liu Tao smiled confidently, waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I have Mo Changhe, he is a real master of the Taixu Realm, and this trip will definitely bring back the Five Seas and Six Seas." ”
After that, he broke through the sky and left.
Liu Erhai was uneasy, Liu Sanhai gave him a newly served chicken butt, and he also ate absent-mindedly.
Maybe it's past the time of a cup of tea.
"Doodoo ......"
The sound transmission jade note on Liu Erhai's waist suddenly rang.
He hurriedly picked it up, and in the sound transmission jade talisman, Liu Tao's miserable cry was heard......
"Erhai, hurry, please Ancestor, I can't do it, ah! I'm going to be stoned to death by a monster——!"
Liu Erhai was so frightened that he fell under the table, knocked over the plate, and the chicken butt fell on his head.
However, he couldn't take care of it anymore, and rushed to the old ancestor like crazy, holding the old ancestor's leg and crying and shouting: "Old ancestor, it's a big deal, please take action, save the patriarch quickly......"
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