Chapter 5 See I Don't Smoke Your Ass

The sudden arrival of the sloppy Taoist made Qin Fen furious from the bottom of his heart.

Especially, looking at his fat face, Qin Fentai really wanted to teach him how to be a person.

Besides, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and the arrival of a sloppy Taoist is definitely nothing good.

Qin Fen raised his head and glanced at the sky, his face was slightly condensed, and his expression was slightly deep.

"Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed. ”

Qin Fen said in a deep voice, I have to say, his brain is still very useful, it is not a wooden fish head, just in the first few seconds, hundreds of coping methods have flashed in his mind.

At this time, Qin Fen's eyes were 'ticking and ticking', and every time his eyes turned, a 'good idea' took shape and perfected in his mind.

It was a bonus, and while his brain was very good, it wasn't there yet.

Apparently this was a bonus!

I didn't expect to be unlucky, but I was unlucky.

But at this rate, there are many ideas that are immature and cannot be realized before the sloppy Taoist comes.

Look for the opportunity and try to teach him a lesson he will never forget!

The wind blew quietly, and Qin Fen also returned to his original state at this time, as if nothing had happened, closed his eyes, and quietly waited for the arrival of the sloppy Taoist.

......

At this time, the sloppy Taoist had already staggered to touch here.

Although the Taoist temple is very small, he is not awake now.

To be able to remember things and make a contribution to his psychic cause is extremely difficult for a sloppy Taoist.

"It's coming. ”

After a while, Qin Fen opened his eyes and looked a little excited.

Obviously, there was something exciting about the scene.

"Ten. “

"Nine. ”

"Eight. ”

As the footsteps of the sloppy Taoist got closer and closer, Qin Fen also counted down silently in his heart.

Whether the countdown meant to count the steps, or whether it was the countdown to mourn for him, all this is unknown.

"Three. ”

"II. “

"One. ”

It's here.

Qin Fen smiled as a thief, and the branches shook slightly, but everything was so well hidden, and the sloppy Taoist didn't see it at all.

Finally, the sloppy Taoist had appeared in front of Qin Fen.

But at this moment, the sloppy Taoist is stunned.

This was followed by confusion.

Finally, a look of ecstasy.

What's going on? What is it?

How long has it been since this happened?

Wouldn't it be the wrong one?

"The old man's skills haven't reached this point yet, right?"

The scene in front of him surprised the sloppy Taoist.

He had only been walking for a long time, and the tree in front of him was still half-dead, like a refugee in a refugee camp, and the tree was scorched black everywhere.

What now?

Got a facelift?

So fast!

"I'm dying! I'm really going to be fine!"

This made the sloppy Taoist excited.

He never expected that he would soak his urine so violently yesterday.

Not only can it come back to life, it can be channeled, and now it also has the effect of beautifying and beautifying the face.

It makes him want to make a bowl to taste it now, and his heart is a little itchy.

Although now the sloppy Taoist is very confident in his appearance.

When he was young, he wasn't a famous handsome girl! Now he is not bad, but now he has no problem making him more handsome.

After all, who doesn't want a more handsome look!

Looking at Qin Fen's current counterattack, the thick trunk, the tall body, and the lush leaves.

A beautiful man who escaped from the tree world!

Leaves! What about leaves?

At this time, the sloppy Taoist noticed that something was wrong.

This tree has only a trunk, but no leaves!

"You won't be able to lose your hair with this divine water, will you?"

The sloppy Taoist muttered.

Obviously, he is a little unconfident now, and when he saw that he was recovering so well, he didn't bother him, and gave himself a taste of the rest.

Maybe you can recover a little bit of the appearance of a handsome poster, and you can't lose money.

But now, at a glance, there are no leaves, which are not like people without hair.

This is unbearable for sloppy Taoists.

The sloppy Taoist sighed.

But soon, his eyes the size of green beans shone again, as if he had thought of something.

He remembered that a great man in the world of cultivating immortals said that practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

"Ho. ”

The sloppy Taoist shouted.

Immediately after that, he silently untied the rope and exerted boundless humanitarianism.

Ready to regenerate the leaves of the poor little tree in front of him.

This made the sloppy Taoist suddenly feel that he was really a model in the immortal cultivation world, and he exuded divine light all the time.

"Gah. ”

But at this time, Qin Fen was confused by the sloppy Taoist actions.

Surprised at first, then ecstatic, now take off your pants.

What's the operation?

"It won't be, it shouldn't, it can't!"

Before Qin Fen finished speaking, he felt a wet feeling at the root of the tree under him, which made his face change suddenly.

Urine!

I thought it was nothing good, but I didn't expect him to come and pee under his feet again.

This is something that Qin Fen never expected.

Who knew that this Taoist priest didn't go to the toilet and didn't go to the pit, but he liked to come to the soles of his feet.

"Ahhh ”

Qin Fen was furious at this moment, and the aura that was still in his body was mobilized by him at this time.

The aura continued to pass through the veins and came to Qin Fen's branches.

Qin Fen's branches should also be a supply for spiritual energy, and they began to give birth to leaves.

The branches of the tree, which were originally bare, also grew tender green leaves at this time.

Qin Fen didn't feel a little happy about this, and continued to convey spiritual energy to the branches.

At this moment, under the continuous transmission of Qin Fen's aura, the branches began to shake up significantly.

"Lao Dao's skills are really deep, useful, really useful. This tree is really polite, knowing that Lao Dao is helping him, and he is still waving hello to me. ”

Because Qin Fen swung too much, this gave the sloppy Taoist the illusion that it was the tree that thanked him.

As everyone knows, his urine is useless at all, and it makes Qin Fen angry.

"Bang bang. ”

Suddenly, a loud explosion swept through the space, leaving an extremely vague afterimage.

"Ah~"

Then a scream of great grief burst out of the air.

Yes, the afterimage is Qin Fen's branch, which is slamming at the sloppy Taoist's ass after successfully accumulating his strength.

And that scream was also made by the sloppy Taoist.

Qin Fen, who listened to the screams, was not too comfortable in his heart!

But he said it in his heart.

I also dare to pee under the soles of my master's feet.

See if I don't pump your ass!