Chapter 29: The Queen Mother's Carriage
Liu Changan went back and took his mobile phone.
The mobile phone with fast charging technology charged quickly, and Liu Changan walked into the coffin with the mobile phone turned on, and did not put the mobile phone on the coffin as before.
He didn't believe that he was holding a mobile phone, and Shangguan was still able to play with his mobile phone.
Using known natural principles, Liu Changan could not explain how Shangguan did it...... But there are too many things that the known scientific knowledge can't explain, and he himself is such an example.
It's impossible to explain and there's nothing strange about it.
Liu Changan shook his mobile phone, "Okay, now you can tell me, right? After telling me, I will return the mobile phone to you." β
Shangguan Tang didn't speak again.
"Do you regret it?" Liu Changan opened the book she was reading, and suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, I said why were you so good at talking just now, it turns out that you were seeing this chapter before the climax, and it just happened...... Tsk, this psychological feeling is actually similar to the physiological feeling, human beings as a brain control secretion hormone to determine the mood of the creature, in fact, whether it is psychological or physiological pleasure, in essence, it is the same reaction, it can be verified that pre-pubertal boys and girls, their requirements for the story and after puberty men and women are different, sexually mature boys and girls will crave the story will bring climax psychological pleasure, so as to unconsciously satisfy the physiological pleasure they crave, so when the hormone secretion is strong, and there is no heterosexual partner, they will especially like to watch the Internet......β
"Shut up. β
Shangguan Tang's voice was full of angry majesty, although the girl's voice was immature and lacked a sense of heaviness, and his mouth was not the first time that Shangguan Tangtang had been taught, and it poked at her memories of being angry with him back then.
"No, I just wanted to tell you that desires, once they are raised, are involuntarily released or resolved in different ways. You don't have a way to stop your heart anymore, desire will make you generate more and more emotions, the current way to solve and release these emotions is in your subconscious is to read the story, sooner or later you will compromise with me and exchange the information I need for what you need, so why waste our time, it is better to be mutually beneficial. Liu Changan patted the coffin, and at this time he had the feeling of patting Shangguan Tang's shoulder.
"Do you remember the more than a thousand sins you were guilty of being deposed from the throne?"
"If you want to add sin, there is no excuse. I've only been emperor for a few days, I've been busy committing crimes all day?" Liu Changan scoffed.
"You robbed my little carriage, did you also wronged you?" Shangguan's surging voice was still full of anger, still the momentum of the highest woman in the empire.
Liu Changan opened his mouth, Shangguan Tangtang has a royal carriage, which she used when she played in the palace garden, and the horse she used was Guoxia, the horse was only three feet tall, very cute, and she was one of her favorite treasures when she ran around in the garden.
The highest girl in the empire, even if the emperor did this, it was an act of disobedience to her.
"This crime is clear, and it is one of the major reasons why I am determined to abolish you, where have I wronged you!"
"After playing, won't I give it back to you again?" Liu Changan dared to admit it, "Your little carriage was played with by me, and after more than two thousand years, you are still saying that you are really careful." β
This event is recorded in the history books.
"Anyway, you've played with my little carriage, and now you're going to give me that treasure. β
"I'll give it to you, I just want to know how you use your phone, you have to understand that this baby will be repaired after a while, and you have to trouble me." If you tell me how to use it, you want me to repair it for you in the future, and it will be my obligation. Liu Changan decided that as long as she agreed, he would pull a plug-in board for her and give her the mobile phone charger and data cable.
Shangguan was silent again.
Liu Changan waited patiently.
"The coffin is also a treasure. β
This is the answer? You still need to say this! Liu Changan knew very well that this coffin was simply a PokΓ©mon like alien technology.
Although he had clearly remembered every texture and drawing on the coffin, Liu Changan still looked at it again.
A striped dragon wagged its tail.
Liu Changan looked intently, was slightly surprised, and saw a golden crow spread its wings.
The snake's tail of the Emperor of Heaven rolled up clouds.
The toad stretched out its legs and jumped and jumped.
The monster with the body of a bull-headed unicorn stood up.
The pattern on the coffin lid was like an animation in a trance, and after a moment, the central part of the entire coffin lid became transparent, as if inlaid with a light and transparent crystal, Liu Changan saw Shangguan in the coffin.
She looked at Liu Changan, her eyes immediately closed tightly, and her fair cheeks were dyed with a faint flush.
Liu Changan remembered Song Yu's "Goddess Fu" and Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu".
The most beautiful thing in life is the first time I saw Shangguan Tang, and I was once amazed, the high imperial queen, the girl who was about to become his "mother", was like a lonely plum in the vast snowfield.
Zhai is also the same. The hair is like a cloud, disdainful of hair, the jade is also beautiful, the elephant is also beautiful, and the skin is also raised. Hu Ran Tian also? Hu Ran Emperor also?
It is also an exhibition. Mengbi crepe is also a silk loop. The son is clear, and the face is also raised. Zhan Ru is a person, and the state is also a woman!
Of course, this song "Gentlemen and Growing Old" is not suitable for depicting Shangguan Tuan, but there is no problem with the description of these two paragraphs, and the real Bang Zhiyuan is also!
The transparent state of the coffin lid quickly returned to its original state, Liu Changan came back to his senses, reached out and knocked on the cover, it was still the cold touch of bronze.
Liu Changan lowered his head, his eyes swept over the location of Shangguan Tang's head and face, unsure if she could still see the opaque bronze coffin lid at this moment.
Liu Changan's hand was on the coffin, but he couldn't help but touch it from one end of the coffin to the other, it was amazing! This is a completely inexplicable scene in the field of natural science, which is not a television set embedded in the mirror of the washstand.
"Don't touch it!"
After a while, Liu Changan still didn't stop, and Shangguan couldn't bear it anymore.
Liu Changan stopped touching it and put the phone on the coffin cover, there is no doubt that the coffin cover can not only become transparent, but also allow Shangguan to operate the phone through the coffin cover.
Awesome, awesome.
"What is the principle of this? Is it future technology, or alien technology?" Liu Changan lived for a long time, and there was no way to find the principle of this kind of thing from memory and experience.
Shangguan Tangtang ignored him, Liu Changan felt that she had already started, the APP had a conversion of simplified and traditional Chinese, the Han Dynasty prevailed in Xiao Seal and Lishu, as a student of Xiahou Sheng, Shangguan Tang's language talent is undoubted, coupled with Liu Changan's lectures during this time, it has a lot of influence on her after all...... Liu Changan's lecture was originally intended to help her one day leave the coffin and adapt to modern life, and language and writing were naturally the basic content of the lecture.
But now it seems that Shangguan Tangtang doesn't seem to have any expectations for leaving the coffin, and she doesn't eat or drink all day, which has no impact at all.
Liu Changan's understanding of this coffin did not deepen, but added more curiosity and more questions, but just one question had to give away a mobile phone, Liu Changan asked one question after another, how much did she have to bribe?
Probably to avoid embarrassment, apart from the matter of the pony carriage, Shangguan Tangtang didn't say anything else.
Liu Changan's mentality is still not impatient, even if Shangguan wants to continue to wait in the coffin for two thousand years, he can slowly accompany her to wait, or after two thousand years, human science and technology will break through the upper limit, and this kind of coffin can be used in daily life.
Liu Changan even doubted that the "coffin" shape of the coffin would be a kind of camouflage? When it appeared in Shangguan's era, the shape of the bronze coffin seemed to be a state of more integration with the times, and the transparent state of its lid just now reminded Liu Changan of things like "life support cabin" and "dormant cabin" in science fiction films.
There is some truth in this speculation, but what is mysterious is that it can also absorb vitality and blood, attract thunder and lightning, and according to Li Hongfang, there are also visions that fill the heavens and the earth.
Something that combines science fiction and magic.
If you think about it, if you have a coffin like this, it seems like a good thing to lie in it all day.
Of course, that was only what he was willing to do when the life state of the earth had not yet given birth to civilization, and in recent years, human civilization has finally been born on the earth, and there are things that interest him.
Liu Changan left the carriage, it was already the morning light season, and when he looked up, the veins of the sycamore leaves were like the texture on the jade in the sun.
Liu Changan took olive vegetables from the jar, fried shredded meat, beat an egg, made a simple noodle soup, and asked Shangguan if she wanted to eat it in the carriage, but she naturally ignored it.
Liu Changan was puzzled, even if she didn't need to eat, she could survive, but enjoying food has nothing to do with survival, doesn't her mouth have the physiological memory of that kind of beautiful food blooming with various tastes in it?
Forget it, she loves to eat, Liu Changan saw the bouncing Zhou Dongdong running down to feed the loaches, and fed her a few bites of shredded meat and egg yolks to eat.
In the morning, the postal service came to deliver the letter, and Liu Changan received a few postcards and a letter, which were sent by Gao Dewei at Jianghan University.
Some poems were written on the postcard, Liu Changan smiled, I feel that I haven't received such a postcard for more than 20 years, and now the most common place where postcards can be sold is probably some small fresh tourist towns and ancient cities...... Postcards written by myself from the past, with a little bit of a wonderful feeling of traveling through time, can attract some girls.
There was one letter left, Liu Changan naturally thought it was written by Gao Dewei, and was about to tear open the envelope, but saw that the sender on the cover said "Ziqing".
"Ziqing" is Qin Peng.