Chapter 220: The Pig with a Knife and Fork
Judge No. 2's left hand, finally done. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"You two will wait here for a while, and then I'll entertain you when I've served that guest, I'm sorry. ”
Judge No. 2 whispered an explanation and walked out.
"See?"
"Hmm. ”
When Judge No. 2 came out of the kitchen, Yang Jia and Xie Dinghao cautiously walked to the kitchen door and probed out to see who the so-called guest was.
And yet instead of seeing a man, they saw a pig!
The pig was fat, very large, and no shorter than an adult when it was erected, and it sat at the table with so big spines.
It holds a fork in its left hand and a knife in its right hand, and its mouth keeps flowing down, and the carpet is everywhere, and people feel sick to their stomachs when they see it.
Don't ask how the pig's paws can hold the knife and fork, anyway, this pig can, there seems to be a 'knife and fork magnetism' on its paws, firmly attaching the knife and fork to it.
"Master Pig, I've been waiting for a long time!"
With a flattering smile on his face, Judge No. 2 walked up to the pig.
The pig tapped the plate on the table with his fork, and Judge No. 2 placed his fried left hand on the white plate.
"Master Pig, please use it slowly!"
Judge No. 2 also brought a glass of wine in his right hand.
Master Zhu was not polite, he raised his head and poured it with a poof, and the fork was nailed to Judge No. 2's left hand, and then he cut it with a knife.
The pig's movements turned out to be very elegant, and he cut the meat without hurrying or slow, and the speed was just right, and in a moment he cut off the thumb of Judge No. 2.
The fork poked, picked up the finger, put it in his mouth, and began to chew.
"Master Pig, how does it taste?"
Judge No. 2 asked with a worried expression, just like a little-known chef asking a world-famous gourmet, expecting the other party to say the word "good".
The pig didn't speak, I don't know if I can't speak, or I don't want to answer, but it has a very satisfied expression on its face, and the saliva is flowing down.
"Master Pig, drink water, don't choke!"
Seeing that Master Zhu seemed to be more satisfied with his hands, Judge No. 2 breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly poured a glass of wine with his right hand.
Master Pig didn't even glance at the wine, his knives and forks moved together, and he began to eat the hand of Judge No. 2.
Sure enough, something extremely strange happened to this judge. ”
In the kitchen, Xie Dinghao retracted his gaze and whispered.
"Yes, the matter with this judge is even more strange than the previous one, and it is certain that if we want a letter of recommendation, we must help him solve that pig. ”
Yang Jia said.
"I don't know if this pig is good or not. ”
"I don't know, when Lu Fan comes back, first ask if the problem of the bowl has been solved, if it can't even solve the bowl, then this pig ・・・・・・"
Yang Jia shook his head, if the bowl can't be solved, then the pig, let alone the pig.
The two talked again, and suddenly found that there was no longer that disgusting chewing sound outside, and they were about to reach out to take a look, but Judge No. 2 had already walked in.
Xie Dinghao glanced at it, his left hand had almost been eaten, and only a small part was left on his wrist.
"It's finally gone. Judge No. 2 had a relaxed look on his face, and said to Yang Jia and Xie Dinghao, "The two of you will go to the living room and wait first, and then I will go over after I have dealt with it." ”
Of course, Yang Jia ran out immediately, she didn't want to look at Judge No. 2's disgusting hand, but Xie Dinghao walked very slowly, he wanted to see what to do with Judge No. 2's hand.
Judge No. 2 felt for a knife in the kitchen, and with a single slash he slashed his wrist, completely removing the fried part, leaving only good flesh and skin.
Xie Dinghao thought that Judge No. 2 was going to deal with bandaging his left hand, but he didn't expect that there was no need at all, and the flesh of Judge No. 2's left hand grew and wriggled for a while, and an intact hand grew in an instant.
"Why, envy this ability to 'regenerate'?"
Looking up and seeing Xie Dinghao looking at him in surprise, Judge No. 2 moved his left hand and asked with a smile.
"Nope. Xie Dinghao shook his head, "I guess, this ability must pay a big price." ”
"Hehe, you're smart. The smile on Judge No. 2's face turned into a wry smile, "This is not a gift at all, but a punishment! If I can get rid of all this, I am willing to pay any price!"
"My lord, what is the matter with you, and what is the origin of that pig?"
"Let's go, go out, I think the beautiful young lady is very curious about these things. ”
When they arrived in the living room, Judge No. 2 poured a glass of wine for Xie Dinghao and Yang Jia, Xie Dinghao could still drink without changing his face, but Yang Jia couldn't, his eyes caught a glimpse of the disgusting saliva left by the pig on the ground, that is, Xiantao She had no appetite.
He also picked up a glass of wine, and Judge No. 2 began to talk about the origin of this incident on his body.
"I don't love money, women, or power, and the only thing I like is food, especially meat. ”
This can already be known from the amount of meat in the living room.
"Among the many meats, my favorite is pork. ”
That's why pigs come to eat you?
"That was about a year ago, I went out to buy vegetables, but I went late, and all the pork in the vegetable market was already sold. ”
"Doesn't that mean you can't eat pork that day? How can this work? I was so hungry that day that I couldn't help it. ”
"I knew that the widow Li had raised a pig since her husband died, and that the pig was fat and must be delicious, so I went to the widow Li's house and wanted to buy the pig. ”
"Who knew that the widow Li did not sell, saying that after her husband died, the pig was her only friend, a confidant who soothed her soul. ”
"That's!"
So I slapped the widow Lee to the ground, tied her to a pillar with a rope, and killed the pig in her presence, boiled it in a cauldron, and ate it beautifully. ”
"Alas, it was that gluttony that left me a curse, didn't I just be greedy, is it wrong to be greedy, why give me this kind of punishment!"
Judge No. 2 clenched his fists.
"When I got home, as soon as I opened the door, I found a pig sitting in my living room, exactly like the one I killed at the widow Li's house!"
"At that time, I was very happy, because the pig of the widow Li family was so delicious that I didn't eat enough at all, but I didn't expect that when I took the knife to kill the pig, I was poisoned and fell to the ground. ”
"Then the pig, which broke my chest with a knife and forked my organs with a knife and fork, ate it. ”
"I was so scared that I thought I was going to die, but after the pig had eaten it, my eaten organs grew back. This regenerative ability is only available when the pig eats me, and as soon as the pig leaves, it is gone. ”
"After that, every month, the pig would come to my house and eat me once, and I had exhausted everything, and the pig could not be driven away or killed, and wherever I fled, it would show up on time and eat me. ”