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He retorted, "Boss, these mortals always need food and clothes to live in the nether world, right? You don't give them any benefits, why should they believe in you?"

God said, "But if money can buy faith, what is so precious about it? Do I still need to send Jesus to preach?"

Thinking about it carefully, Wukong was speechless. So he asked, "What do you mean?"

God said, "What I mean is that you have to do this task all over again." ”

Wukong said, "Then what exactly should we do to meet your standards?"

God said, "This is the question you should think about, and think about it slowly." ”

The submission was rejected!

"It's not as simple as it seems. Goku thought to himself.

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Exiting the gate, Jesus said with relief: "Oh, I am relieved to see that your mission has failed. ”

Bajie Qi said: "Old yes, you are very unkind." Seeing that our mission failed, instead of comforting us, he said cool things here. ”

Jesus said, "Don't you know, old man, that when I learned that you had completed your task in only three days, I began to doubt my life. Well, now I finally know, you guys were cheating before, hahahaha. ”

Wukong sighed: "I didn't figure it out, just collect a little faith, why are there so many terms." ”

Jesus said, "My father said that if the gifts he gave to mortals were too great, then mortals would become severely dependent and would no longer be motivated or industrious. By doing so, you are not loving them, but you are harming them. ”

Wukong thought for a while and nodded and replied, "That's what I said." ”

Jesus said, "What are you going to do now?"

Wukong said, "What else can I do?" and continue to go back to Cow Dung Town to complete the mission." ”

Jesus said, "Then I will not send you away, because I will also go on a mission." When you're done, you can go to St. Mary's Cathedral in Luther to find me. Bye. With that, he turned and left.

Saying goodbye to Jesus, Wukong and the others returned to Cow Dung Town. Like last time, they found a remote spot and set up their tents. After dinner, the seminar began.

Wukong said: "Brothers, let's talk about your views again?"

Bajie was the first to speak: "I found a secret!"

Wukong said: "If you have something to say, don't sell it!"

Bajie said: "Hehe, I found that I have become stupid since Brother Monkey crossed the catastrophe. ”

Wukong Qi said: "Bajie, why do you say this?"

Bajie said: "In the past, you basically did everything to make suggestions, but since you crossed the tribulation, every time you let us come up with ideas. Brother Monkey, I now suspect that the thunderbolt has made you a fool. ”

Before Wukong could speak, he heard Dao Ji say: "Second Senior Brother, haven't you seen it yet? Now Brother Monkey is the captain of the scripture learning team, as long as we can think of a way, he will never have to use his brains, as long as we can deal with the problem well, he will never disdain to do it himself." ”

Bajie suddenly realized: "It turns out that this guy is putting on a leader's shelf." Daoji, you're really smart!"

Dao Ji said: "Hehe, in fact, he has another advantage in doing this: if the matter is messed up, we will take the blame; when the matter is done, it proves that he has a good leadership and follows the advice! In a word: he has no share in making mistakes, and he has the lion's share. Second brother, do you think I'm right?"

Bajie praised: "It makes sense, it's so reasonable! Dao Ji, you are really too rape!"

Wukong shouted: "Oh, the secret hidden so deep has been discovered by Dao Ji, greasy, greasy!"

Dao Ji laughed and said: "Who am I, I descend the dragon, I want to ...... back then"

Wukong interrupted, "Don't think about it back then, let's get down to business." ”

Bajie said: "Look, this monkey has started to pretend to be serious again, I really can't stand the bird!"

Wukong said: "Stop! Find a way! Hurry up!"

So everyone began to talk about it again.

After more than eight hours of continuous in-depth analysis and rigorous demonstration, a complete set of super-large serial plans surfaced.

At this time, it was already more than five o'clock in the morning, sleeping.

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The next morning, everyone was full and ready to go. This time, they disguised themselves as a group of fat and thin missionaries, and even the Howling Dogs changed into human form and blended into the missionary ranks.

Because, because God's servants don't need doglegs.

However, when the six missionaries came to Cow Dung Town on foot, they found that a kung fu blockbuster was being staged here.

Bajie Qi said: "What's wrong with these people? I don't dig up the treasure, but I play a group fight here?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, it seems that your idea is not good, most of these guys fought because of the uneven distribution of spoils." ”

Bajie said: "Then what should we do next?"

Wukong said: "Persuade you." ”

Of course, Wukong and others' way of persuading them is very effective, and a fixation technique solves the problem.

After detailed interrogation, these people really fought because of gold. Some people dig more gold, some people dig less, and some people don't even dig it so far, so the contradiction arises.

Wukong said: "Actually, that gold is what God and his old man used to test you, and your performance disappointed him too much. From now on, I declare that there will be no more gold, and the ordeal is officially over. ”

The townsfolk were immediately displeased, and they shouted, "Who are you, why are you gone!"

Wukong said: "We are messengers sent by God." Just look at our outfits, do you need to ask?"

At this time, a strong man asked in disbelief: "Messenger of God, are you really sent by God?"

Wukong said: "Okay, I'll introduce myself first: I am the Holy Wukong. ”

Wujing said: "I am the holy Wujing!"

Bajie said: "I am the holy Bajie!"

Wukong reminded from the side: "Ahem, Bajie, pay attention to keep in formation!"

It's right to think about it, Wukong and Wujing are both legal names, and why should I report a nickname?"

So he hurriedly changed his words and said, "I am a holy enlightenment...... Realize...... Can ......!"

As soon as the words came out, Bajie immediately felt that something was wrong.

Kidney incompetence?!

Phew!!

This time it was definitely the worst hacked. Obviously, the monkey did it on purpose.

Now there are only four words that can describe Bajie's mood, that is: want to cry without tears.