48 Ultimate Class
Wu Di didn't know how big the Heavenly Dao Academy was, he only knew that after signing up, he walked from the registration point to the dormitory for more than half an hour!
The dormitory is also very luxurious, and it is actually a separate small building for each person, and there is a small courtyard in front of the building, and the yard is full of exotic flowers and plants.
After some inquiry, Wu Di also had a general understanding of the situation of the college
The college covers an area of tens of thousands of acres, and is divided into two branches, the Ministry of Culture and Taoism and the Department of Martial Arts!
There were fifty classes in each of the two departments, each class was close to fifty people, and the teaching buildings were spread out among the five giant mountain ranges, and moreover, these five giant mountain ranges were only a small part of the entire Heavenly Dao Academy!
In addition, there are many places for daily cultivation, places of enlightenment, as well as animal gardens, orchards, medicine gardens and other chaotic places, plus student residence areas, faculty areas, etc., together, the entire academy is so big that it is against the sky!
Oh no!
I was wrong before, but now there are not just two branches, but three, and today a new branch has been opened!
It's just that the site is a little shabby, and the people are either on the top of the mountain or on the mountainside, and they are actually in a low valley!
The teaching building is also two or three kittens and dogs, tattered, compared with the other two branches, the difference is like a villa and a thatched hut, which makes Wu Di shout that he must be raised by his stepmother!
But it's all here, you can't drop out of school without saying a word!
The school I found myself, I want to go to it with tears in my eyes!
Wu Di thought that this was already the limit, but when it was time for the official class the next day, he found that the more terrifying thing was still to come
First of all, there are only five people in the entire Instrument Dao Branch!
Five people!!
Think about it, in a campus of tens of thousands of people, there is a department with only five people, how crazy is this!
If you are shabby like this, what future can you have!
When Wu Di first received the news, he almost couldn't help but immediately turn around and leave!
Fortunately, he was persuaded by a kind classmate
"Brother, if you drop out of school without permission, you will have your limbs broken and your cultivation abolished ......"
When Wu Di heard this, he wanted to cry without tears!
Is this a school?
It feels like you've joined the underworld......
Yes, I have to finish my own school, and I have to finish it with tears......
Wu Di was instigated, and the next morning, he honestly went to the teacher's class
As soon as you enter the door, the most terrifying thing comes!
There were no desks, no chairs, not even a lectern, just a black, long, boat-like object, one big and the other small, with a big Shou character engraved on it!
No way!
Did Lao Tzu go to the wrong place, is this a classroom or a righteous village, and he actually put a coffin here! In broad daylight! Do you want to scare people to death?!
Just when Wu Di was standing at the door, hesitating to enter, someone in the classroom spoke
"Yo, the last classmate has arrived! Why are you standing at the door, and you don't come in?"
It turns out that there are living people in it!
Wu Di breathed a sigh of relief, and then walked into the classroom!
Then, he was stunned again!
There were three people in the classroom!
The first thing that catches your eye is a large bed, with a purple tent lightly, and on the bed lies a ...... with a delicate face, red lips and white teeth, and a seductive Man!
This person is wearing a flower crown, a pair of slender hands with weak bones, and is holding a needle and thread to show off chrysanthemums!
Wu Di was frightened!
Fuck, the East is undefeated!
It's a living person!
On the bed, the man pinched the orchid finger Xiuhua and smiled at Wu Di, which scared Wu Di's chrysanthemum!
Spicy eyes, really spicy eyes
I can't bear to look at it directly!
After returning the favor with a smile, Wu Di hurriedly shifted his gaze!
In the corner, there was a young strong man squatting, Wu Di visually measured that this person was at least ten feet tall, squatting on the ground half a head taller than he was standing, with dead muscles of the dragon tree, like a popeye who had eaten too much hormones, more than a terminator!
And what is he doing squatting on the ground at this moment?
The answer is, he's ...... Barbecue!!
Exuberant flames, golden grease, fragrant fragrance......
There is a girl squatting next to the strong man!
This girl...... Forehead...... It's so eye-catching!
Just one glance at Wu Di was stunned
Angelic face, bumpy figure, especially that pair...... Strike!!
It's really big!!
It's definitely 36G, no, it's F!
36F!
A woman with good breasts and evil breasts, with peerless big breasts!
She was dressed in palace clothes, fresh and elegant, and when she saw Wu Di, she smiled lightly at him, gentle and quiet, with a guqin beside her, simple and elegant, but the next moment......
"It feels almost baked, I'll try it first!"
I saw that she found an axe out of nowhere!
The size of the axe is huge that Wu Di has never seen in his life!
The handle of the axe is about the thickness of Wu Di's thigh, more than two or three meters long, the axe body is about half the size of a door panel, and it is engraved with dense blood grooves, and the blade is shining with a chilling sharp light, extremely sharp!
With such an exaggerated shape of the giant axe, Wu Di felt that he might not be able to pick it up, but then in the woman's hand, it was as light as nothing, only to see her holding the axe in one hand, showing off her hands!
Swish!
The axe was like water, and she cut off a piece of barbecued meat, but she didn't get up during the whole process, and her body didn't shake!
Wu Di "......"
My day!Good breasts!Really good breasts!
After being slightly stunned for a moment, Wu Di came back to his senses, and the woman over there tasted that the barbecue was fully cooked, so she warmly beckoned him to come over and enjoy it together!
Wu Di thought about it for a while, and definitely didn't go, that big man made him very insecure, so it was better to stay away from him!
Next, the woman began to invite the man on the bed again
"Hey, Xiao Miaomiao, don't you eat!"
"Oh, how many times have I told you, don't call people Xiao Miaomiao, people have a name, call me Dongfang Miao!"
While speaking, Dongfang Miao made a slight move with his right hand, throwing out two thin lines, and when he recovered it, he already had an extra piece of barbecue in his hand!
Wu Di ......
Vomit!!
This man, you're enough, I'm going to be mad no matter how disgusting I am!
There was another chill, and Wu Di stayed away a few steps again!
It's disgusting!
At this moment, there was a sudden wind in the classroom, a gust of cloudy wind, and Wu Di felt a little chilled!
"Quack quack...... It's time to eat, quack quack......"
After the yin wind, there was a hoarse, gloomy laughter in the classroom, Wu Di only felt a chill all over his body, and goosebumps crawled all over his body in an instant!
"Who?!"
He looked back nervously behind him!
"Crunch!"
I saw that the coffin I saw at the beginning was actually moving, and the top of the lid slowly slid away, making an ugly friction sound with the coffin, and then, a young man wearing a black robe, his face was blue, his lips were purple, and there was no trace of blood on his body, and he slowly sat up from the coffin!
This is...... Nima's!
Seeing this scene, Wu Di's legs began to tremble, not that he was timid, but that people on earth were afraid of ghosts!!
Wu Di opened his mouth wide, his eyes were the size of a goose egg, and he stared at the young man motionlessly, the young man was half-sitting in the coffin, looking at Wu Di with a pair of blood-red eyes!
Wu Di was about to pee, but the others still ate barbecue as if they had seen everything
His uncle, do I have yin and yang eyes, only I can see this evil ghost!
He already felt the urge to run away!
Unbeknownst to him, just as he was about to put his escape into action, the ghost-like man suddenly smiled at him
"Quack, hello, my name is Netherworld, everyone will be classmates in the future, please take care of me!"
After speaking, his gaze swept over Wu Di and looked at the battlefield behind
"Oh, I'll go, barbecue, you bastards will save me some!! quack quack......"
As he spoke, he jumped out of the coffin like a zombie and directly joined the army of exterminating the barbecue!
Wu Di ......
Who can tell what just happened!
Who am I!
Where am I?
Am I going to do it?