Chapter 50: Beheadedness is not dead
Xiyan was screwed by Si Nian, a burst of pain, a spirit, suddenly sober,
"You're not dead, we're not in the Spirit God Realm, and we're not in a dream?"
Si Nian still looked at Xiyan and smirked, and nodded heavily.
"How is it possible, I obviously saw the big knife waving at you, and I also heard a muffled sound of 'poof', how could it be that I didn't hack you to death?"
"Yes, I was originally going to die, I was abandoned since I was a child, I became an orphan, I was raised by my master, and now my master doesn't know where to go, I went through a lot of difficulties to get out of the mountain, and I am on death row, and no one cares about it, what do you mean by saying that such a person is still alive?" Si Nian pretended to be extremely pitiful.
"You conscienceless, you don't know what to do, ignore you. Xiyan stopped talking.
"Okay, I'm kidding you, do you want to continue listening to my immortal legend?"
"I want to hear it, of course I want to hear it, hurry up. Xiyan likes to listen to his nonsense, even if there is no shadow, as long as it comes out of his mouth, she listens to it with relish.
"This, in other words, I was going to die wholeheartedly, but when the executioner's big knife swung at me, suddenly, a seven-colored auspicious cloud floated in the air, and a beautiful girl sat on top of the auspicious cloud, listening to the girl keep shouting to me, don't die, are you willing to go to the spirit realm with me to enjoy happiness?" Si Nian said.
"What about later? Hurry up. "Xiyan can't wait.
"I took a closer look at how this girl could be so beautiful and gentle, and then, when the big knife slashed at me, my body tightened, my head lowered, and a cool breeze slipped against my neck, and then, when I looked up, I replied aloud, I do. "Si Nian worked hard to choreograph the story.
The fact is that when Si Nian found that he hadn't moved half a step, the purple starfish in the sea of consciousness flew quickly, and automatically turned on the self-defense system, and the moment the big knife cut off his neck, the spiritual power in the sea of consciousness quickly connected his head with his body, and then, the mid-term exercises of the Saint Venerable Starfish began to run automatically, and the severed blood vessels and meridians began to be quickly repaired.
After a few breaths, the severed neck was completely repaired and restored to the same as before.
At this time, Si Nian knew that he was already a mid-stage cultivator of the Holy Venerable Starfish. It can automatically repair broken hands, broken feet, and broken heads.
The cultivation of skill has also been promoted to the early stage of Wuding, and the blood vessels and meridians have undergone substantial changes, becoming crystal clear and textured, and the lungs, liver, and stomach have also become crystalline bodies rich in metal substance. It has truly achieved a unique physique that is invulnerable to all poisons.
The strength is 50 times that of ordinary people, the speed is 400 kilometers per hour, and the spiritual power has been raised by a large level, and it can scan the surrounding 10 kilometers.
Si Nian knows this secret and can only know it himself, and this detail of Xiyan's arrangement will be genuine forever in the future.
"And what about later?" Xiyan heard as both ears pricked up.
"Later, the executioner who was in charge of cutting off my head, when he saw that my head was still there, was so frightened that he immediately threw away his machete, turned his head and ran, shouting loudly as he ran, 'There are monsters, there are monsters, run.'"
Si Nian's paragraph is not a story made up, but a fact. When the executioner saw that Si Nian's head was instantly connected, he ran away like this.
Xiyan was like a child, and she laughed out loud when she heard it. Si Nian looked at Xiyan's innocent smiling face, he really hoped that she would never grow up, and he was even willing to take care of her for the rest of his life in his beautiful little world.
After Xiyan smiled, he continued to ask, what happened later?
"Later, I found out that the girl on the colorful auspicious clouds turned out to be you, and you kept shouting, keep people under the knife, and later, the prison officer picked up your jade slip, only to know that the Marshal's Mansion had a new order for my case, and the knife was retained, the death penalty was withdrawn, and the case was remanded for retrial.
At first, when the warden saw that I had not been beheaded, he was worried about being accused of being a poor man, but now, when a bad thing turned into a good thing, the warden smiled and prepared to go back to receive the reward. ”
Si Nian told all the stories in one breath. It's all true, it's not made up at all.
"And what happened then?" asked Xi Yan.
"Later, the warden asked who was this unconscious girl, and without thinking about it, I told him that she was my wife, and she had come to call me home for dinner......
didn't wait for Si Nian to finish speaking, he heard a crisp sound of "crackling", and Si Nian was beaten by Xi Yan again.
Later, when Mo Xuan saw that Si Nian was not dead and had been sentenced, he was full of joy and led his brothers to celebrate.
Si Nian pinched Nalan Gesang's "human middle" with one finger, Nalan Gesang slowly woke up, and when he learned that Si Nian had escaped death, he suddenly burst into a smile, a happy smile, and suddenly returned to his immature little face, and happily returned to the main hall with a group of guards.
Si Nian returned to the prison with Xiyan and was arranged to a clean room on the ground floor, where the beds, quilts, furniture, and walls were all white, making people feel very happy and relaxed.
Si Nian's bronze shackles were also lifted, and the magical crystal underwear as thin as a cicada's wings was also taken away by the black-robed old man, and the jailers were all sunny to him.
Because they all know that he is a death row prisoner who was ordered to be commuted by the Grand Marshal's Mansion, which means that he is about to leave here. Therefore, locking the cuffs is redundant.
What's more, the story of Si Nian's immortality has been told to be divine, and some people say that after seeing his head cut off, he flew back automatically;
It was also said that the executioner's knife could not cut into it at all, and when it was slashed at him, he saw a flash of white light, and his head was still there, but the executioner was scared away;
Some people even say that he is the transformation of the great god of the spirit realm, and all the punishments in this worldly world are useless to him, and have no effect at all.
In the afternoon, when the wind was blowing, Mazi was the first to surround him and asked Si Nian eagerly, are you really transformed by the great gods of the Spirit God Realm? How much merit do you have to accumulate in the Spirit God Realm to get a good transformation? Who will never be transformed when entering the Spirit God Realm?
Asked Desi Nian was confused. It seems that this pockmark is already preparing for his next stop.
The happiest ones are, of course, the "Wu Da Wolf", because Si Nian is the "boss" they officially recognized in this prison, and the boss can get the personal order of the Marshal's Mansion to change the sentence and come back to life, and the magical story of their boss also makes them have supreme glory on their faces.
What's more, this time the boss was escorted to the court, and the young gang leader escorted him all the way, which has been rumored to be a good story in their gang. Whoever can get such glory, only their boss has such qualifications.
What surprised the big wolves even more was that when the boss came back this time, he not only escaped death, but also brought back a beautiful woman who was as beautiful as a flower, and I heard that this big beauty was actually a princess of the Zhonghai Empire.
This boss should be so good, how can we be the little brothers!
The "Martial Wolves" are now not only looking up infinitely, but also beginning to worship them to the fullest, and they feel that this young boss will be their eternal idol in this life.
Si Nian asked Xi Yan to go back to the main hall of the Zhonghai Empire, Si Nian said that it would affect her image as the emperor's envoy and princess too much here, Xi Yan said no, even if she went to live on death row with him in the fourth room underground, she didn't feel ashamed, because, as long as she was with Si Nian, she felt very down-to-earth and happy, and Si Nian was speechless for a while.