Chapter 9: Remember to dig up my grave
[Participants will step forward in the order they enter the room, challenge the chess kings in turn, and the game will begin!]
The first one to go up was a white-haired old man, who was at least in his 60s, although he was wearing a long shirt, Lu Fan still felt that he was a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere, but he didn't remember it very well and couldn't remember. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"Boy, when you were young, your favorite thing was my family's wooden horse, and you had to ride it for a while every day, and then you grew up, went to school in the big city, and wrote to me every month, and every time you went home, you would bring a lot of gifts to see meγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» you really want to meet me for a dead man?"
The old man sat down in front of the heir of the chess king and sighed.
Bang Dang!
There was a loud bang, and the coffin lid suddenly jumped up, slammed it on the ground, and a hand stretched out of the coffin.
The hand, grasping a bloody head, glared at the old man, with a glint of hatred in his eyes.
"The surname Ye, when I was alive, I also respected you very much, and I would go to see you every once in a while, a few of your waste sons, which one of them I haven't instructed in chess? I call your son a brother and brother, and respect you like a father, then, I really treat your biological father as a person, but what have you done to me!"
The voice is very high-pitched, like a 10,000-year-old shrew, and like a thousand-year-old eunuch.
The old man didn't dare to look at the head, his eyes fell elsewhere, and he was speechless for a long time.
"Old immortal, you never dreamed that one day you would be able to meet me again. Although I am very angry that you killed me, but after all, you are the person I used to be a father, and I still plan to give you a chance, you tell me all the things you have done to be sorry for me in front of my head, and I will let you play chess with my heir, and if you win my heir, I will not eat you. β
"I don't have anything to say, the only thing I have done in my life without conscience is to participate in killing you, but I don't regret it. The old man still didn't look up, but his voice was very flat, "If I were given another chance to do it again, I would still choose to do that, for the happiness of my son, you must die." β
"Old immortal, I originally wanted to give you a chance, since you die and don't repent, then I don't have to worry about the old feelings!"
The headless corpse sat up from the coffin and put the head around its neck to become a whole person.
The pale arm of the chess king stretched out, grabbed the old man into the coffin, and with a bang, the coffin lid on the ground flew up and closed on its own.
Then, in the coffin, there was a creepy cracking and chewing sound, and the old man's terrified screams.
Blood flowed down the cracks of the coffin, and crawled to the ground like a snake.
"Old immortal, the meat is so old, it's so unpalatable!"
"This brain is disgusting, he can't have Alzheimer's, right?"
"Phew, this heart is really hard to bite, and it must be sick. β
"Although the old immortal is so unpalatable, but it feels so cool to eat the enemy who killed me one bite at a time, hahahaha!"
While eating, the chess king also commented.
"This old man is really dead, the chess king of the other people made it clear that he was here for revenge, and he swore that he would not regret anything, which was really funny. β
"I think it's pretending, but one accidentally put it in the coffin, you heard him scream so badly in the coffin, you must regret it. β
"Let's not talk about the game, do you think this old man is a little familiar?"
"yes, I also feel familiar, where have I seen it?"
"What kind of eyes, he is the president of the last National Chess Association, three years ago RB chess masters came to China to challenge, no one is invincible, the old man is back in the rivers and lakes, eighteen steps to die little devil, a sensation in China. β
"It's him, it's him, I said how familiar he is, I've seen him on the news. β
"He is Ye Dingyuan! He is the hero Ye Dingyuan of the year! I said why is it so familiar. β
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The famous Ye Dingyuan was eaten, and the demon live broadcast room was in an uproar.
[It's a pity that the first challenger was eaten before he could play chess with the heir of the chess king, which is really in response to the old saying, "If you don't die, you won't die", I hope that everyone who is still alive will not die again, and the second person, within the time of a stick of incense, will play a challenge. γ
The second to appear on the stage was a middle-aged man with gray hair, a face as black as the bottom of a pot, his hands covered with calluses, rough skin, a back, and a hunched high.
He didn't wait for a stick of incense before he walked up.
Bang Dang!
The lid of the coffin opened, and a head in one hand came out.
"Tell me, what have you done to be sorry for me!"
"In addition to participating in the killing of you, I have done a thing that is sorry for you, it was twenty years ago, I saw that your dog was cute, I was jealous, and when you were out, I sneaked into your house and stole your dog. When I got home, I boiled a pot full of oil, threw your dog in it and fried it, and alas, the taste, what an aftertaste. β
The black face licked his tongue, looking reminiscing.
"I said how could I suddenly smell a smell of meat that day, it turned out that you were blowing up my dog. The head, because he had just finished eating people, his mouth was still dripping with blood, he opened his mouth, his tongue was as long as a lizard, and he licked it with a thorn, "Da Zhuang, you eat my dog, why don't you send me a piece of meat, to tell you the truth, I have wanted to eat it for a long time." I feed it with the best meat, and I sleep with it every day, not because I like it, but because I'm waiting, waiting for it to get fat, and then I'll eat it!"
"Brother Zhao, you also want to eat your dog, I don't know about it, if I know, I will definitely leave you a piece of good meat." β
"Okay, you didn't lie to me, go play chess, if you can win my heir, remember every year Qingming, burn a dog for me in front of my grave, or I will crawl out of the grave and ask for you in person." β
The hand retracted the coffin, the chess king lay down again, the coffin lid, boom, and covered himself.
"Ya boy, you also know, although I was born in a chess village, I don't have this talent, I am the first to last in the chess village, and even elementary school students have played me. Da Zhuang sat in front of the heir of the chess king, his face was full of pleading, "I definitely can't win you, for the sake of you when you were a child, let me go, okay?"
"Uncle Zhuang, my uncle is watching in the coffin, if I release the water, he will eat me, I don't want to die. The heir of the chess king set up the chess pieces and made a gesture of please, "Uncle Da Zhuang, you are an elder, in order to show respect, you invite first." β
"Boy, you let me go, okay? spare me, I will be a cow and a horse in my next life, and I will repay your kindnessγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»
"That's a lot of nonsense!" The coffin lid flew up suddenly, and one hand stretched out and grabbed the big strong arm, "If you don't want to go down, then you don't have to go down!"
The miserable white hand pulled Da Zhuang into the coffin, the coffin lid was closed, and the sound of chewing and biting sounded again.
[What a fool, since people crawled out of the grave to take revenge, how could they let you go because they begged for mercy?
The third one on the stage was a woman, in her thirties, with a plump body and full of charm.
She looked at the head held by the chess king with watery eyes, held the chess king's cheek with both hands, and kissed it.
After a full minute of kissing, the charming woman began to elaborate.
"Brother Zhao, apart from killing you, I have only one thing to be sorry for you. β
"That was twenty-seven years ago, you and I, still children, were intimate, sleeping together, bathing together, without any barriers. β
"One night, we took a bath together and went to bed, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, I saw that the parts under your body were different from mine, I thought, Brother Zhao, this thing is so beautiful, but I don't have it, I was jealous, so I used scissors to cut off the thing under you. β
The charming woman took out an oiled paper bag from her arms, and after opening it, it was a dried dick, "Brother Zhao, your baby, I take it with me every day, and I serve it with my two mouths every day, but I have never treated it badly." β
"No wonder, I said I couldn't lift it anymore, it turned out that you cut it off. The head suddenly realized, his eyes swept over the delicate body of the charming young woman, and smiled, "Very good, you didn't deceive me, go play chess, if you win, remember the Qingming every year, dig up my grave, and play all kinds of postures with me." β