On this day, Xuanzang and the others waited for a long time, but they did not see the queen's summons. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Xuanzang said: "Why didn't this little girl summon me today?"

Wukong said: "Maybe there is something urgent in her country that needs to be dealt with, right?"

Bajie said: "I don't think so. ”

Xuanzang said: "Then what will be the reason?"

Bajie said: "Master, you have unknowingly fallen for the queen's move!"

Xuanzang said: "What do you mean by this?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, I guarantee that behind this queen, someone must give her a move." ”

Xuanzang said: "How do you see it?"

Bajie said: "The queen is calculating you." Although she can hide it from you, she can't escape the eyes of my old pig!"

Wukong said, "Really, fake, when did you become so powerful?"

Bajie said: "Okay, okay, I admit that in terms of understanding, I may not be able to compare with you and the master, but in terms of the relationship between men and women, you two are chicks!"

Xuanzang said: "It's really like that! Then tell me quickly, how did the queen calculate me?"

Bajie said: "Master, have you been comfortable in the post house during this time?"

Xuanzang said: "Comfortable, you don't have to worry about anything, you can eat and live well." ”

Wukong said: "I also think this environment is good." Every day, someone cleans up, and someone brings food and drink to the table, which is simply a fairy day. ”

Bajie said: "Then have you ever thought about why the treatment is so good?"

Wukong said: "Because all the women in Xiliang are women, women are the best at housework." ”

Bajie said: "It's terrible to be uneducated!"

Wukong said: "It seems that you are very cultured?"

In recent months, I have studied the "Imperial Maiden Heart Sutra" diligently, and I have understood a lot of theoretical knowledge, combined with my previous practical experience, so I can easily see through the queen's calculations. ”

Xuanzang asked, "When did you see it?"

Bajie said: "It's been a few days. ”

Xuanzang said: "Since you have already seen it, why don't you say it?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, there is food and drink here, and life is comfortable and tight, why should I say it so early?"

Xuanzang said: "Then why do you want to say it now?"

Bajie said: "Listen to your tone, it's not right for me to say it now?"

Xuanzang said: "That's not what you mean, of course you're right to say it." But you haven't said how the queen calculates me. ”

Bajie said: "First of all, you have submitted various documents and told her stories for so many days, the queen has easily grasped all kinds of information about you, including your life experience, knowing that you have been an orphan since childhood, so she specially sent someone to take care of our daily life, and the degree of this care can be said to be meticulous." ”

Xuanzang asked curiously, "So what?"

Bajie further explained: "She is trying to use this kind of care to inspire your dependence on her. If this is successful, you will subconsciously think of her as someone very close. ”

Xuanzang couldn't help but exclaim loudly: "It's not so exaggerated!"

Bajie said: "Don't believe it, please listen to me slowly." ”

Xuanzang said: "Oh, I'm excited for a while. Go on, I'm not going to interrupt this time. ”

Bajie said: "Master, it's time for me to ask you this time, do you often hear people from the post house mention the queen?"

Xuanzang said: "It seems that there is such a thing. What's wrong?"

Bajie said: "By doing this, she can make you unconsciously deepen your impression of her." To put it bluntly, it is imperceptible, and to put it simply, it is brainwashing. ”

Xuanzang said: "I was brainwashed by her!?"

Bajie said: "Yes." ”

Xuanzang said: "It shouldn't be! I'm still thinking about how to learn from the scriptures!"

The Eight Precepts said: "From quantitative change to qualitative change, it always takes a process, a gradual process. And, and it's already working. ”

Xuanzang said: "How can it work, why don't I think it?"

Bajie said: "Didn't you mention the queen just now?"

Xuanzang said: "I'll just mention it casually." ”

Bajie said: "You dare to say that you don't usually think about her?"

Xuanzang thought about it and stopped talking.

Bajie said again: "Do you think that she didn't summon you today because there was some urgent matter that was delayed? Sometimes not seeing each other is more attractive than seeing each other, and this is called distance produces beauty. ”

Wukong interjected: "But the master has been a monk since he was a child, and he has never been close to women, so can the queen seduce the master with this little trick?"

Bajie said: "As the saying goes, the old house is on fire, and there is no way to save it when it burns down! The more people who are not close to women, once they fall into it, it will be more difficult to extricate themselves." ”

Wukong said: "You all saw these theories from the "Imperial Maiden's Heart Sutra"?"

Bajie said: "It's not. This book can really be called the world's most strange book! Its content includes two aspects: men's psychology and women's psychology. If you can study this book thoroughly, you will naturally become an expert in love psychology. ”

Xuanzang said: "Is this really a book that studies psychology?"

Bajie said: "What do you think?"

Xuanzang said: "Can you lend it to me?"

Bajie said: "Are you sure?"

Xuanzang thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I still won't watch it." ”

Wujing held back for a long time, and finally caught an opportunity to speak: "It turns out that this queen is so scheming." ”

Bajie said: "She is a little girl, and she doesn't even have much time to go out of the palace, where do she know this, so I said that there must be someone behind her to guide her." ”

Wukong said: "I really never expected that the master was so good to her, but she was playing tricks on the master!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, I didn't say you! You have never been in love, how can you correctly evaluate this kind of behavior? Think about it, when a woman likes a man, but the man doesn't like her, she naturally has to find ways to make the man tempted, which is actually very normal. On the other hand, when a man falls in love with a woman, he will naturally find ways to impress her. The difference is only in the different methods of each person. ”

Wukong said blankly: "I don't have this experience, I really can't understand it!"

Bajie said: "Then I'll make an analogy." What will you do if you like to eat peaches, but the owner of the peach tree won't let you eat them?"

Wukong said: "To steal, to cheat, to rob." If you can't do it, you will kill the owner of the peach tree with a stick!"

Bajie said: "Isn't this the reason!"

Wukong couldn't help but nod in approval: "It's really like that!"

Xuanzang said: "But the queen said that I can leave after telling the story." ”

Bajie said: "She is deliberately delaying time, when will your story be finished? I'm afraid that your story will be finished before you finish it!"

Xuanzang said: "Will I?

Bajie said: "That's not easy to say. Master, you have to remember one thing: I'm an expert at this, and you're not!"

Xuanzang said: "The head of analysis is the Tao, and he is indeed an expert! Bajie, do you have any way to crack it? As a teacher, I can only rely on you now!"

Bajie said: "Master relax! Who am I, I am an expert in love psychology! I only need one trick to crack a small insect carving skill like her." ”

Xuanzang was pleasantly surprised: "Really, let's hear it!"

Wukong questioned: "Bajie, don't talk too much." How can you say you can crack it with one move?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, don't make trouble, you listen to Bajie finish speaking!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, say that you are an emotional rookie, don't be unconvinced, I'll give you a rising posture now." If you want to break this game, you have to start with the queen. In fact, the queen is not bad-hearted. You must be asking, why do I know she's not bad-hearted, right? Because I've seen her. ”

Xuanzang couldn't help but ask, "When have you seen her?"

Bajie said: "When you entered the temple on the first day, I glanced at her outside the hall. ”

Xuanzang was even more strange, and said: "You just look at her, you know that she is not bad-hearted?

Bajie said: "The one with the fiery eyes is the monkey, but I don't have it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then how do you see it?"

Bajie said: "Because I saw the eyes of the queen." As the saying goes, the eyes are the windows to the soul, and I saw her heart through her eyes. ”

Wukong exclaimed, "Isn't that more powerful than my fiery eyes!"

Bajie rolled his eyes and said, "My trick is only effective for women." ”

Wukong said, "What about the female monster?"

Bajie said with disdain: "The female monster must not have good intentions." You don't even have to look at it, you can think of it with your toes. ”

Wukong said: "What about the Bodhisattva." ”

Bajie exclaimed: "Brother Monkey, don't make such a joke!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, you are far away again!"

Goku quickly shut up.

Bajie continued: "A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, this woman's mind is the most difficult to see. But one thing is certain: even those ruthless women have a soft side in their hearts, and it can even be said that there is a flood of compassion, and this queen belongs to the kind of overflowing compassion. Of course, you can also call it maternal radiance. ”

Xuanzang said: "Apprentice, get to the point!"

Bajie said: "Look at you, I'm in a hurry! Okay, now I'll get to the point: doesn't that little girl like to listen to stories, then tell her stories to stimulate her sympathy." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then what story should I tell her to inspire her sympathy?"

Bajie said: "Just talk about your life experience." ”

Xuanzang said: "I don't want to mention this. ”

Bajie said: "Why is this?"

Xuanzang said: "It's all sad things, I really don't want to mention it." ”

Bajie said: "Just because it is a sad thing, then we have to talk about it even more! Not only to talk about it, but also to exaggerate it, the more exaggerated the better!"

Xuanzang said: "What kind of exaggeration?"

Bajie said: "For example, you can say that your parents died before you were born......

Xuanzang said loudly: "My parents died before I was born, you and I are like a monkey, jumping out of the cracks in the stones!

Bajie said: "Don't get excited, I'm just making an analogy." All in all, in a word, the more exaggerated the better, the more tragic the better, so as to highlight the importance and necessity of learning from the scriptures. I say that, do you understand?"

Xuanzang said: "I understand." Looks like what you said makes a lot of sense. ”

If you want to continue to learn the scriptures, listen to me. If you want to stay here for a long time, just say nothing. ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, in order to be able to travel west to learn scriptures, I will listen to you." ”

Bajie advised: "Be sure to put it in." ”

Xuanzang gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "This is a must! As long as she summons me again, I must tell a story that even I myself will be moved to the core!"