"What a fucking obscurity!"

"What kind of god is the dog day full of food, what are you doing hiding a broken coffin so well? I thought it was some kind of big baby, which made Lao Tzu happy in vain. ”

"Phew......"

In the depths of the damp and gloomy dense forest, there was a sudden sound of swearing.

These were two scattered cultivators of the Four Heavens of the Qi Condensation Period, one of them had a shiny bald head, but he had two handfuls of mustaches on his mouth, looking strange and ugly.

In front of the bald warrior, a long-handled broadsword was stuck vertically on the mud ground, and there was still a little dark red blood left on the cold and shining blade, obviously just after the end of the fight.

"Come on, second child, don't talk about it, come out quickly. ”

The bald warrior touched his head, said in a thick voice, and said a little impatiently.

"Here, what are you in a hurry? ”

A shrill voice came from the depths of the dense forest, and in a short time, a tall and thin warrior led a camel beast out of the dense bushes, still cursing and swearing.

And behind the camel beast, there was a pitch-black coffin.

"Second brother, second child, I thought you had found some big deal, so you hurriedly pulled me over, it turned out to be this thing. ”

"You can do it. Haha"

Seeing the tall and thin warrior come out, the bald warrior grinned and walked over, clapping his big hand on the coffin, making a banging sound.

"I said bald, no matter how unlucky my second child is, it's better than your murderous whole family, right? ”

For the mockery of the bald warrior, the thin and tall warrior rolled his eyes, and his already born thief eyebrows and rat eyes looked even more obscene.

"You can pull it down, Wang Er, I don't know who you are? Do you do less than me in this kind of thing? Pretend to be a saint with me. ”

"Even if I let that little kid go, he will be able to dodge your claws?"

The bald warrior patted his head and said mockingly.

"Let's talk less nonsense, the things we got from the previous business took up a lot of space, you hurry over and help the handle, and throw away this broken coffin. ”

"This camel beast came just in time, just in time to help us pull the goods. ”

The tall and thin warrior didn't want to play tricks with the bald warrior anymore, and shouted.

The bald warrior didn't say anything more when he heard this, the tall and thin warrior was right, there was no place to put that big thing, and it was inevitable that he would have a lot of dreams at night after a long time.

After a few moments, the two of them pushed the coffin from behind the camel's buttocks.

Peng......

The coffin fell to the ground, and suddenly there was a dull bang, and the two of them used a lot of strength, and the coffin did not stop after it landed, and then rolled on the ground for a while before it could be settled.

The lid on the coffin was not sealed, and under the bump, the lid slipped open a small half of space.

"Huh?"

Through this space where the lid of the coffin slid open, the two people on the camel beast were condescending, and their eyes suddenly fell into the coffin.

"Second child, do you see it, it's a woman in the coffin. ”

The bald warrior cracked his mouth, pointed to the coffin and said to the thin and tall warrior on the side.

"I'm not blind. Look at your virtue, you know women all day long, women!"

"Even if it's a woman inside, it's a dead body. Don't fucking tell me you're still interested in corpses, pervert. ”

The tall and thin warrior rolled his eyes.

"Don't say it, I'm really interested right now. ”

The bald warrior touched his bald head, and he had an indescribable feeling about the female corpse in this coffin.

Jumping down from the camel beast, the bald warrior walked to the coffin, and through the sliding coffin, it could be seen that there was a female corpse in a strong suit, and from a limited perspective, it could be seen that the female corpse must have been a full woman before her death.

Rubbing his palms, the bald warrior impatiently pushed the coffin covering the female corpse open, even though he knew that it was a dead corpse inside, but there was still a trace of evil fire burning in his heart, and he was eager to see the whole picture.

When the lid of the coffin fell to the ground with a bang, and the bald warrior saw the full picture of the female corpse inside, there was an obvious sluggishness on his face.

"Bald, what's wrong with you, what do you see?"

Due to the position of the bald warrior, the tall and thin warrior could not see the scene in the coffin, but only noticed the abnormality of the bald warrior.

"Second ......"

The bald warrior touched his head and turned his head to look at the tall and thin warrior.

And his expression made the thin and tall martial artist shudder instantly, he had known the bald head for more than ten years, and he had never seen the bald head show such an expression.

Greed, appreciation, pity, lust......

All kinds of complex expressions are constantly changing on the bald face.

This could not help but arouse the strong curiosity of the tall and thin warrior, and he also jumped off the camel beast, hurried to the edge of the coffin, and stretched out his head to look inside.

The next moment, when he looked up at the bald warrior again, his expression was not much different from that of the bald head.

In the coffin, there was a female corpse that could only be described as perfect!

A strong outfit sets off the tall and plump and round curves of the female corpse, which is as provocative as wildfire.

Look at that little pale face again, oh my God!

The tall and thin warrior swore to the heavens that he had never seen such a delicate face.

That beautiful face, extremely pale, with a trace of blood at the corners of the mouth, adds an alternative poignant, and people can't help but indulge in it.

Even, in the bottom of the thin and tall warrior's heart, which had already been darkened, a little pity actually rose, and he couldn't wait to be tortured in place of this female corpse.

What a perfect woman!

It's a pity......

It took a long time for the tall and thin warrior to come back to his senses.

"Bald, I have an offer. ”

The bald warrior still looked at the beautiful woman in the coffin, subconsciously licked his lips, and replied absentmindedly: "Second brother, you say." ”

"This time, I'll come first. ”

The thin and tall warrior looked infatuated, looking at the female corpse in the coffin, his eyes were dizzy, and he couldn't wait to pounce on it immediately.

"Fart, weren't you fucking still scolding me for being perverted? I'm perverted, I'll do it first!"

The bald warrior immediately came to his senses, shook his head again and again, and refused.

Such a perfect woman, even if she has lost her fragrance, still has a fatal attraction, and her bald head doesn't want to give it up.

Even, in the bottom of the bald head, there was a bit of murderous and exclusive thoughts.

But this thought only went around in his mind, and he was rationally suppressed.

Although this second child's cultivation strength is a little worse than his own, when it comes to the kung fu of the Yin people, it is much stronger than himself.

It's probably not so easy to attack him rashly.

Besides, if you really kill the second child, then it will not be so easy to find a partner with a tacit understanding like him in the future.

"Hmph, bald, let's stop fighting. ”

"Anyway, this girl is not a small and delicate figure, so let's just get on it together. ”

The tall and thin warrior rolled his eyes, and then proposed.

"This ...... Damn, okay then. ”

The corners of the bald head's mouth twitched, disgusted by the proposal of the tall and thin warrior, but he tilted his head and thought for a while, but there was no better way.

And the peerless jade man in the coffin was unconscious at the moment, and he didn't know what was happening beside him at all.

She also had no idea that two extremely obscene characters had reached such a ridiculous consensus.

She was lying quietly in the coffin, playing the role of a female corpse, and she had no ability to resist.

"You two, you're pretty good at playing. ”

Just when the two reached a consensus, their eyes lit up and they wanted to pounce into the coffin, there was a faint mocking sound behind them.