Volume 5 Godot Comes Chapter 132 Starve the faint of heart
The princes of Shandora are all monsters!
Chief Elder Shandora
At the touch of Elder Crassus's fingers, Kaka's bone helmet suddenly vanished, but on closer inspection, it did not disappear, but like a curtain, its bone helmet converged towards one place. In the end, only one piece of the bone helmet that covered the entire head was attached to the head, above the right ear, like a trumpet mask.
Looking at the mask in a daze, Ouyang remembered the wood spirit who shook Gaillard's head, with three holes in his face.
Kaka's bony helmet is long-snouted, and hidden underneath it is a round face, covered with golden fur, soft and smooth. The two protrusions on the top of the bone helmet remained, becoming two moon-white short horns.
One of Kaka's ears was still covered by moon-white bone armor, and the other was furry and flickering, which was very cute. The monk elder couldn't help but continue to touch the outstretched hand. Kaka suddenly opened his eyes and squeezed the elder's hand, and the old bones suddenly made a cracking sound.
Before the high slopes of laterite.
Kaka held the bone spear and paced in circles, a drop of sweat dripping from the tip of his pink nose, rolling a small ball in the dust, and then being trampled off with a kick, as if facing a great enemy. Confronting Kaka, is a group of the most terrifying creatures, the women who have been cute!
A group of women from Shandora!
All the earth and the heavens are full of women!
Hearing the screams, the followers of Shandora hurried over.
"My lord, what's going on!" the most loyal mastiff warrior rushed as fast as he could. Kosha slammed the obsidian rod to the ground and quickly glanced around, finally fixing his gaze on the Neugie ant monk with spider silk wrapped around his arm.
Ouyang pointed into the pile of women, "Kaka is besieged." ”
"Who dares to touch the hairs of Young Master Kaka!" The big mouth is worthy of the big mouth, and he shouted from afar, holding a clam shell axe, and he was violent, but with a big belly, he couldn't run fast.
A dark shadow swished past the big mouth, and the rolled red earth filled the yelling mouth. All Fragrant Dora is so black that there is no semicolon except for Cullen, the black bear man. Li Dazui looked at the pair of wheel tomahawks waving in the air like wings, and then looked at the mussel shells in his hands, and a bitter feeling suddenly welled up in his throat.
Li's big mouth pointed at the back of Knight Bill, snorted heavily, and spit out the mud and dust in his mouth, "The poet meets the soldiers, and he can't explain ...... reason"
Just as he was muttering, a shrill "beep" suddenly sounded behind him, and a huge figure dragged two pieces of wood and rubbed his big mouth over to the side.
What a fat ass! What a rough wooden knife! Seeing the body exposed after shaving off his long hair, he gacked and laughed twice, and took another step with great satisfaction.
The fattest fat man in Quanxiang Dora was sitting on a stake, the fat on his face squeezed out the word "sorrow", and his fatter belly was full of depression.
It was late at night, and all the people of Shandora gathered in front of the red clay slope, and the crowd was surging. The trailer carrying all the hobbit belongings had been dismantled, and Niu Er had been transferred from a coachman to a carpenter, pinching Cullen's wheels and tomahawks to cut through the rudimentary wooden table. The Shandora people gathered around a wooden table to enjoy their first dinner.
Beams of light fell from the trees, and the scene was brightly lit.
There is no wisp of natural green except for cow dung and grass placed on the table in the big mouth, and these ten-meter-high trees are of course watered by the "fountain of life" overnight. These trees have pine-like needles, and their bark is cracked and undulating like the shell of a star-tailed turtle, but they have a trunk as straight as a spruce. The fruit hanging from the clusters of foot-long needles was no different from the pine tower, except that it was darker, as black as the obsidian rods of the mastiffs. These black briquettes that grow on trees can glow, like miniature searchlights, casting beams of bright white light.
The Elder of the Shepherd gave Ouyang a large number of seeds, and this glowing pine tree was one of the many "ominous words" given by the elder. The poet then called it "Flower Pearl" and sang a bunch of poems such as "Raider" and "Baoyu" to praise the glowing pine tree's portrayal of the name "Shandora" ("Shandora" means "bright lamp" in the Beamon language). If it weren't for Elder Crassus's knowledge, no one would have been able to stop the evil eye's big mouth from taking pine seeds as a pearl of the night to deceive people.
The Nuggie ant monk is really worthy of being an old antique who has lived for 5,000 years, not only said the name of another antique taken out by an old antique, but also made a cameo appearance as a bard and told an allusion, which made the genuine bard who was looking up to chant poems angry, bowed his head and complained, "The rounder belly, the more goods." ”
The Teroka Light Tower, this prehistoric luminous pine is indeed extinct in the mainland, but there is still this treasure in the Dragon City. Dragons love glittering treasures, and of course they won't let go of this kind of shining jade.
The Tower of Light of Teroka has no other features than luminescence. Hearing this information, the face of Lord Shandora, who had worshiped God under the Tree of Life and lived in the Ancient Tree of Thunder, was full of disappointment.
However, the 5,000-year-old, who had been talking for a long time, continued after taking a sip of the sweet alder banana milkshake, because of the rarity of the Teroka Light Tower, its luminous properties are precisely its best feature.
Taking advantage of everyone's thoughts, the monk, who had eaten salted dried fish for more than 100 years, hurriedly pulled the delicacies of the famous Rothmar chef into his mouth. One of the elder's arms was wrapped in spider silk and hung around his neck, making it very inconvenient to eat - this arm was cracked, and the monk's "healing prayer" was only effective for external injuries.
The elder was depressed about why the Newgi didn't have four arms, and buried his head in the bowl to eat wildly, only to find that the fangs on his face were always on the edge of the bowl—the next time Kaka pulled out the fangs, the old elder secretly made up his mind. After everyone asked why, he licked the bronze spoon and threw out a heavy message slowly.
"In the Dragon City, the name of a giant dragon is engraved under every tower of light in Terokka. An ownerless Teroka Light Tower is enough to attract ten dragons to come and snatch it! Moreover, the seeds of the Light Tower are the favorite food of the insect monster Starfire Firefly, and every year on the day when the Bright Tower matures on the winter solstice, Dragon City will be on alert throughout the city, because Starfire Firefly is a light-based magical beast that flies faster than the dragon. ”
Hearing the word "dragon", Lord Shandora immediately waved his fat hand, "Plant me ten more!"
The militants, who were bent on witnessing the dragon's majesty, immediately carried out the lord's will, and under the guidance of the experienced farmer's slow man, measured the distance and laid this poetic trap in front of the red clay slope. If it weren't for the limited amount of seeds given by the Elder Shepherd, the ambitious Lord of Shandora would have turned the Red Clay Heights into a city that never sleeps.
Ouyang did this, not to play the idea of "Praise of Life" and Niu Er, but to consider that there was an earth-shaking sacred cow around him that "someone doesn't use it, and it will be invalid after expiration", so he took this opportunity to ask the dragon's attitude. Ouyang's right arm was sealed with the "Divine Dragon", although it was only a guess by Kadore, it was something he had been worried about since he arrived on the mainland.
Colorful food was piled up on the wooden table, and the fragrance that permeated the two Gorons kept sniffling. Grown by the best farmers and cooked by hobbit chefs, the food will make everyone's appetite tickle.
The mastiffs chewed on the cistanche rice cakes and swallowed their saliva, and the deliciousness of the food made them want to swallow their tongues. The Doug kobolds secrete saliva as soon as they smell the aroma of food, and they have already tasted the cooking techniques of the hobbits in the Shire, but now they are talking about the food they grow themselves, which is very emotional for the mastiffs who grew up in prison and ate according to their work. If it weren't for the fact that the salivary glands are more developed than the tear glands, the mastiffs would have burst into tears.
Just as happy as the mastiffs were the crossroads inmates at the next table, and a few of the Pigs felt that the hobbits' potato crackers couldn't suck up the saliva in their mouths. Similar to the Dougs, the Pigs are a race with well-developed salivary glands, except that the pig-headed people do not focus on food, but on beauty. The proverb "salivating" originally refers to the pig-headed people of the Pigs tribe, and in Beamon, people call people who lose their temper at the sight of beautiful women as "pig brothers".
Pige prisoners, who have lived all their lives and have been in the rape department, have experienced for the first time how wonderful it is to be "beautiful and delicious".
"Take a second look, it's good not to be discovered by the mastiffs!" every "pig brother" has such thoughts.
It's just a pity that the fat man sitting in the middle of a group of beauties is too scenic!
The pig-headed people feel that the lord is ruining the scenery, not only because of his fatter body than Pig, but also because this fat man who doesn't understand the style is still sad at the moment of food and beauty.
After coming to Lotherma, Ouyang felt worried for the first time. The reason is none other than the delicious food on the table.
The barrenness of the red clay slopes can no longer be described by words such as "no grass grows" and "birds do not". Elder Crassus, who has lived here for a long time, tells you a story from his own experience.
A few years ago, a family of rodent rats somehow escaped to the red clay slopes. The Stonerat is a low-level magical beast known for gnawing stones, and in times of famine, the Stonerat will even prey on Sludge Monsters for energy. But only a week later, after stealing all the dried salted fish, the injured rodent rat families left the red clay slopes. The old monks will never forget the tears that slipped from the corners of their eyes when they left, and at that moment, the monks even effectively imitated the dedication impulse of their predecessors to "cut meat and feed eagles". Elder Crassus couldn't understand why the stone rats didn't eat him, but he understood why they left in tears.
In this poor place on the red clay slope, the rats leave with tears in their eyes!
Ouyang patted his head, he found that he hated bald heads very much at this moment!
Kaka also has a problem with bald heads.
On the Thunder Ancient Tree, Ouyang Zeng felt powerless with a large group of sisters-in-law.
Under the Teroka tree, Kaka felt dizzy from being surrounded by a large group of big and small sisters.
There are so many Shandora women! The two of them are in the same mood.
Now, Kaka has a fierce expression when he sees everyone, and his eyes widen to interpret the ferocity of the dragon who has taken the princess. Kaka's eyes have always been large, like black jade inlaid on an ivory statue. In Gaillard, Santis liked to play the game of "Eye-Fighting" with Kaka, and the young priest said that looking into Kaka's eyes was the same as looking at the moon.
Defeated, Kaka unleashed his invincible bone club and pulled out a bone flower shield with a skull face.
The shield rests on the wooden table, and the bone stick crushes fruit after fruit, like a hobbit chef chopping meat sauce.
It was supposed to be a scare move, but Kaka chose the wrong target.
The fruit on the bone shield grew bigger than Ouyang's head, and the hard shell was full of bulges, and the obsidian rod of the mastiff smashed down, exploding a mass of sparks instead of fruits.
This is what the Shepherd Elders jokingly called the fruit from space, the "Meteorite Nut", which was once a food grown by the Ente clan on a large scale. The shell of this fruit, which looks like a meteor hammer, is covered with protrusions, and it has a good laxative effect, and even the miner-turned-mastiff has to waste a lot of effort to break it.
There is also a thick film wrapped in it, and its flesh is like a steamed steamed bun, with a faint rice aroma and glutinous sweetness, which is not lost to the white rice of the hobbits.
The women of Shandora immediately fell in love with this ancient gift.
So, in their eyes, Kaka's threatening actions were immediately full of love.
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There is still a lot to explain, and Xiao Xi hopes to write interestingly.