Chapter 31: Deadpool's consternation
Charles took Laura and Vanessa in the sky and waited for the dust to land safely, Vanessa immediately began to find Deadpool after landing, and the immortal Xiaoqiang Deadpool classmate climbed out of the corner of the landing platform without accident, screaming and waving his hand and running to Vanessa's side.
Ajax also recovered at this time, and killed Deadpool who passed by him with his sister in his arms, and rolled down with Deadpool, and after a few rounds of mutual exchange, Deadpool finally sat on top of Ajax.
"Remember, this book is for boys, and if you keep writing like this, the reader will run out. After Deadpool said this, he turned to Ajax and said, "Listen, now fix my face immediately." ”
"Hahaha, you idiot, your face can't be restored at all, you don't still think about recovering. When Ajax heard Deadpool's words, the whole person began to laugh, he was actually chased by Deadpool for this reason, I don't know if he told Deadpool that his face would not be good at the beginning, and Deadpool didn't like to chase him like a dog so much.
"What did you say?" Deadpool heard Ajax clearly, but didn't want to believe it.
"You heard it, and you heard it clearly, your face will always be like this. Ajax sneered and interrupted Deadpool's fantasy and told Deadpool the truth again.
"No!" Deadpool shouted in despair, then looked at Ajax, who was laughing at him, and said angrily, "So, I have been in such trouble for a while, and I have actually worked in vain!"
"Of course, hearing you say that, I think you're even more stupid, even though you're stupid. Ajax was happy to be able to drive Deadpool crazy and continued to mend the knife.
"I left you alive because you were able to heal my face, and now you tell me that you can't heal my face, who is stupid. After that, he picked up a pistol from the ground and told Ajax: "Do you have any last words?"
"What's my name. Ajax asked, shaking his head.
"Who cares. The angry Deadpool began to succinct.
"I want to know what his name is, what's your name?" Suddenly a small head stretched out from Deadpool's head, and the little girl's voice frightened Deadpool into throwing away the gun in his hand, it turned out that Charles had already brought Laura and Vanessa to Deadpool's side, but Deadpool had been talking to Ajax, so he didn't see it, and Laura heard Ajax's last question, stretched out her head and asked.
"I'll go," the frightened Deadpool came back to his senses, looked at Charles and said in an excited tone, "Are you here to stop me from taking revenge?" little scumbag, I remember that you have a tradition of immortality, but I don't, I must kill him today to avenge my face, no one can stop it, and the big steel egg has not been able to stop me. ”
"I'm not going to stop you, it's just that Laura is curious about what his name is, well, what's your name, Francis?" Charles picked up Deadpool's discarded gun, checked it, spun it around, and asked Laura again.
"Well, superheroes, always doing useless things, never dead, what kind of people would do superhero things that never die, most people who do this kind of self-restriction are crazy, it looks like you're crazy too, acrobat. Ajax looked much calmer, he didn't believe Charles's words at all, and he didn't care if I died or not, so why did you take Deadpool's gun and didn't care at all that the person who needed to be killed was himself who was really being discussed.
"It's okay, little scumbag, although you have any self-restrictions, but it doesn't matter, this time I'm doing it, and now I'm the protagonist, just watch it honestly. Charles took the gun he had picked up, but there was an old woman's gun behind his buttocks, and he pulled it out casually, pointed it at Ajax and was about to shoot.
"Is that really good? Wade, the person you got to help doesn't like dead people, and you made him feel guilty about being dead, I remember he was treated like a superhero instead of a super bastard The main reason he was a superhero was that he never died when he was a superhero, and now he's going to lose his superhero name because of you, hahaha......"
"Bang!" A gunshot rang out, Charles held the smoking gun in his hand, and was thinking about whether to kill or not, and then saw that he suddenly killed Ajax, and finally kept looking at Ajax and then looked at Charles's Deadpool and said: "True ink, Deadpool, you just killed more than a hundred troops, have you seen me stop you once?"
"yes, but is that good? I killed the person who died in front of me, is it really good for you to kill this person yourself?" Deadpool felt that he was really stupid, and wiped the red and white thing from his head, looked at Charles, and asked after a moment's thought.
"It's okay, here you go. Charles casually handed the gun to Deadpool, and said with a smile: "I didn't kill this person, but I killed it for you, in fact, it should be counted as what you killed, anyway, now all people are counted as you killed, you see, the gun is still in your hand." ”
"This is a frame-up, I'm going to find a judge, I'm innocent! Wait, I'm innocent in killing Francis. Deadpool looked at the gun in his hand and shouted excitedly, Charles ignored Deadpool's funny this time, and left with Laura, because Vanessa had already come up.
"Why did you leave so early, I still want to know what Vanessa and Deadpool will say when they meet?" Laura was very unhappy when she was pulled away by Charles, and the plot of the hero saving the princess actually only saw the princess being rescued, but did not see the hero and the princess living happily together, which is the same as the aunt who cleaned up when she finished watching the movie and other easter eggs forcibly kicked herself out, although the main plot is over, but I always feel that something is missing.
"Laura, Deadpool's face has been ruined like an avocado, no, worse than an avocado, and Vanessa will definitely pull open his avocado head to see what kind of head it is, I can only tell you, children shouldn't see that head, just like children can't watch many movies, that's to protect you. ”
There are only two reasons why Charles took Laura away so quickly, one is that Deadpool and Vanessa, two people with the same frequency band, will definitely talk trash when they are together, and they will not care if there are children around them, and the second is that Deadpool's head feels disgusting even after watching it for a long time, and Laura still doesn't look at it, she will have nightmares.
"Well, don't you want Wade's face, can't the child really even look at it? Then won't Wade's child even know what his father looks like in the future. Laura still believed Charles' words in some things, and began to worry about what had not yet happened. 10