Text Chapter 175: Let's drill the wind together
Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, they prefer to go to the tiger mountains, in order to take the Western Meridian, everyone has to fight!
Three days later, the procession had reached the foot of the mountain.
Wukong said, "Master, look! There's a notice posted on the cliff over there. ”
Everyone stepped forward to take a closer look, only to see that it was written: "Passing passengers, please pay attention! The three kings of the Lion Camel Cave are looking for four wandering criminals from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. One of them is named Monkey King, who is thin, obscene-looking, scheming, ruthless, and extremely dangerous. Those who know his whereabouts will be known to the three kings, and a reward of 30,000 taels of silver will be rewarded. If anyone knows about it and does not report it, once it is verified, he will be punished as a co-defendant and his nine clans will be exterminated. ”
Wukong said: "It's another trick to offer a bounty for capture, and the land is really not wrong!"
Xuanzang said: "Hey, this notice only mentions Wukong's appearance. And I, as the project manager of the learning team, was actually ignored by them!"
Bajie said: "Unforgivable, even I was neglected!"
Wujing said depressedly: "I ...... I won't comment on it. ”
Wukong laughed, "That's because I'm the best!" ”
Bajie said: "Even if you are the best, there is no need to laugh so happily! Master and his old man have said that we have to keep a low profile." ”
Xuanzang said: "When is it, it's still troublesome!"
The master spoke, and the two of them hurriedly cleaned up their naughty faces.
Xuanzang continued: "It seems that our whereabouts have been mastered by the other party, and their understanding of us is also very detailed. ”
Wujing said: "Then should we change our outfit?"
Wukong said: "Sooner or later, I don't think there's any need to hide." But then again, don't you think the little dragon's look is too flamboyant?"
Xuanzang said: "Do you have any ideas?"
Wukong said: "I think he stole the limelight from Master." ”
Ryoma complained: "Brother Monkey, I'm all mixed up like this, how can I steal the limelight from the master!"
Xuanzang said: "His two horns are too obvious to change." ?”
Wukong said: "Why don't you let him turn back into a big red deer?"
Xuanzang said: "Black?"
Wukong said: "Why don't you change the color of the festive point?"
Xuanzang said: "Red?"
Wukong said: "Red is too cheesy. ”
Xuanzang said: "Golden?"
Wukong said: "The golden is too tyrant, and it is easy to attract thieves. ”
Xuanzang said: "Then what color is good?"
Ryoma interjected: "Master, you two are too pitiful, aren't you! My dignified little dragon of the West Sea is about to be tinkered with by you to become a chameleon of the West Sea!"
Wukong said, "Hey, this is a good proposal, just let him make a big red deer that changes color, so that it can also improve the concealment performance." ”
Xuanzang said: "That's it! Xiaolong, this time you have made meritorious service again!"
Ryoma wailed, "That's not what I meant!"
Xuanzang comforted: "It doesn't matter if you mean this or not, as long as you are a teacher, that's what you mean!" ”
Ryoma complained: "Oops, this time I have one more mouth, and I ended up getting myself into it!
Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, there are meritorious results." ”
Ryoma gritted his teeth: "Okay, for the sake of merit, I also fight!"
Xuanzang got his wish and rode on the mount of the divine beast - the chamele-changing red deer!
Xuanzang said happily: "Wukong, now that we have reached the ground, are we going directly up the mountain like this?"
Wukong said: "Master, for the sake of safety, I'll go and investigate first. It is best to find out the detailed data of several bosses, so that it is convenient for our next move. As for you, set up a tent at the foot of this mountain and rest for a while. ”
Xuanzang said: "Well, it seems that you are more expert in marching and fighting, so let's do it according to your ideas." ”
Bajie said: "Actually, when Master reminded me like this, I remembered it! Actually, Master is the most powerful." ”
Xuanzang said: "Bajie, what do you think of?
Bajie said: "Master, have you forgotten. You sang an empty city plan and scared off the twenty-way demon kings! ”
Xuanzang shook his head and said, "This one is different. ”
Bajie asked, "Why is it different?"
Xuanzang said: "That time was because the other party's people were too mixed, and the twenty-way demon kings had their own ideas. Now that the monsters on this mountain are all people and horses, how can they be moved by me in just a few words. ”
Wukong said: "Bajie, you carefully protect the master, don't talk about those useless things." I'll go first. So saying, he lifted a cloud and flew up to the mountain. The Bajie set up a simple tent and started playing poker.
It didn't take long for Wukong to see a little monster. This little demon is ringing on the bang, shaking the bell, and is patrolling the mountains, and his mouth is still chattering.
Wukong felt very strange, and he thought to himself: "Is it possible that the little demon here still wants to chant scriptures when patrolling the mountains?"
In search of this answer, he turned into a little fly and followed closely behind the little demon, trying to hear what he was reading.
I only heard the little demon say: "We patrol the mountains to beware of the monkey: he will turn into a fly!"
Wukong was surprised and thought, "Did he find me?"
This monkey is suspicious of dark ghosts, so he does not dare to act rashly. But after waiting for a long time, the little demon still repeated these two sentences over and over again while patrolling the mountains.
It turned out to be a false alarm! Wukong breathed a sigh of relief.
After he figured this out, he decided to collect some useful information from the little demon's mouth.
After making up his mind, he flew to the shadows and changed into a little demon, and came to coax this little demon patrolling the mountains.
Wukong beckoned behind him, "Wait for me in front!"
The little demon turned around, saw Wukong, and asked, "Who are you!"
Wukong shook the bangzi and bell in his hand and said, "I'm also a mountain patrolman!"
The little demon said: "Which mountain are you from, why did you patrol to our family's territory!"
Wukong said: "Our family, why don't you know me." ”
The little demon shook his head and said, "Don't coax me, I don't have you in my house." ”
Wukong said: "Why is there no me! ”
The little demon said: "I don't recognize you if you look closely, you must be from other mountains." I warn you, no matter where you come from or where you go back, lest you lose your life in confusion!"
Wukong said, "It seems that you really don't recognize me! I'm the cook in the cave." ”
The little demon said: ", you! My family rules are very strict, only the cooks are cooks, and the patrols are only the mountains." How is it possible to allow a cook to patrol the mountains!"
Wukong said: "Hehe, you don't know this, right? That's because I did a good job of cooking, so the king promoted me to patrol." ”
The little demon asked curiously, "Because the dish is well done, how good can it be?"
Wukong said: "I can fry bamboo shoots to flavor pork, fungus to fry beef, cauliflower to fry pheasant, cabbage to fry human flesh!"
The little demon said: "It's really a talent!"
Wukong said: "General!
The little demon said again: "A talent like you, how can the king let you come to patrol the mountain?"
Wukong said: "He arranged for me to come out to gild and plate, and the gangster's qualifications." After the gilding, another high-level position will be arranged. ”
The little demon said: "Oh, it's actually mixed into a store!
Wukong said: "Promise! Promise!"
The little demon said: "Although you say something nice on your mouth, I still don't dare to believe you!"
Wukong said: "Why is this?"
The little demon said: "We all have a waist tag that indicates our respective identities. If you can't get the waist card, then the cliff is a fake!"
Wukong said: "I have cards." ”
The little demon said: "You say that there are cards, there are cards, if you really have cards, then show me!"
Wukong said: "I still suspect that you are a fake." ”
The little demon said: "I have cards." ”
Wukong said: "You say that if you have cards, you have cards, if you really have cards, then show me!"
The little demon is simple-minded, so he really showed the waist card to Wukong.
I saw that the front of the waist card is engraved with the words "small diamond wind zero three hundred and eighty-six", turn the waist card over, the middle part of the back is a big "wind" word, there are three small words above the wind word: Lion Camel Ridge, there are sixteen small words below the wind word: four o'clock to look at the wind, report at any time, strict inspection, fire prevention and theft.
After reading it, Wukong handed the waist card back to Xiao Zuanfeng.
Xiao Zhuanfeng said: "See, our family is all listed for work." Where's your cards?"
Although Wukong doesn't have a waist card, he has monkey hair! To be honest, his high-imitation skills are really 6.
That's right, the powerful Sun Monkey is the ancestor of various copycat manufacturers!
Oops, how did you take the topic away again. Let's get back to business......
Saying that it was too late, Wukong lifted his coat and also took out a card from his waist.
He's just bluffing with this waist card. I saw that the front of the waist card had the words "Total Drill Wind Zero Zero Demon". Turn over the waist card, and the sixteen words on the back are replaced with: The general manager drills the wind, checks and fills the gaps, rewards and punishes on behalf of the king, and then plays!
After reading this waist card, Xiao Diamond Wind was careful of the frightened 'poof, puff pass' jumping around: "We are all called a little drill wind, and you are called a total drill wind!"
Wukong said: "I did a good job of cooking, which met the appetite of the three kings, and they were happy for a while, so they sealed me as an official." ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng hurriedly bowed and saluted: "The new official in charge has taken office, and the little one has no eyes, please don't blame." ”
Wukong said: "Chief Ben is ordering now, you go and call the brothers over." ”
Xiao Zuanfeng said: "Sir, those of us who patrol the mountains have our own patrol routes, and we will all meet at Nanlingtou in a while, and I will take the chief now." ”
So Little Diamond Wind took Wukong to Nanling.
The two of them arrived at Nanling, and after a short time, all the drill winds arrived one after another, and there were about 400 people.
The little demon said: "You all come over to see the new chief, the chief wants to be fine." ”
All the drills came over to salute together. Wukong said: "Little Drill Wind, do you know what the kings sent me to do?"
Zhong Zhuanfeng replied: "I don't know." ”
Wukong said: "The king wants to eat Tang monk's meat, but his Monkey King has great powers and can turn into flies, you all know, right?"
The Drillwinds replied, "The little ones know. ”
Wukong said: "He can not only become a fly, but also become a small drill wind! The king suspects that he has already penetrated into the interior of the drill wind organization, so he specially arranged for me to come and investigate." ”
The Drillwinds all replied, "I'm real!