Chapter 14 Someone Farts Talking to myself
In other words, after asking Cang Tian to thoroughly know the strength level of the Rose Continent, this thing covered his heart, as if he was sad to hang up with his third aunt's fourth uncle and grandfather.
Look at the painful expression of this guy, pain, despair, helplessness, depression, worry, indignation, these many expressions appeared on his handsome and black face at the same time, it was really a cry without tears!
Just when he asked Cangtian to cry, but he couldn't cry, he wanted to sigh but couldn't find the right word, a "poof", an absolutely familiar sustain sound, reached his ears.
"Nani, who is it?, who farted?" asked Cangtian, sitting cross-legged on the stone, suddenly stood up and looked around, could it be that there was someone else on this mountain?
Ask Cangtian to raise his head and look around, but this guy has been looking for a long time, and Leng has not found anyone.
No, there's a man coming, and that person is himself (he can't be a human being, right?)
Asked Cangtian to look for a long time, but failed to find the "fart" person, I was a little worried in my heart, this guy was thinking, how could there be a fart sound for no reason, is it a matter of the environment on this otherworldly mountain?
This otherworldly continent is too weird, not to mention the demonic beasts everywhere, and the sound of Wu Wu Xuanxuan's "fart".
"Poof" was another fart sound.
"Hmm, what's going on?What's going on?Where did this fart sound come from?I didn't fart myself, what the hell is going on?,Why are the thieves on the mountains of the Otherworldly Continent so damn scary!"
"I don't want to, I'm leaving! I'm really going to go! If I don't leave, I won't have a heart attack if it's not his uncle!"
Thinking of this, I asked Cangtian where there was still a trace of hesitation, so this heartbeat girl sagged for a few kilometers, and then stopped exhausted.
This guy just stopped, only to hear, "poof", the sound of farting sounded in his ears again.
"Grandma, what the hell is going on, is it possible, I'm being targeted by some invisible demonic beast??Nani??"
"Woo woo, oh my God, don't take this drop! Can you play with your sister anymore! You're just playing with me, aren't you?"
"Lao Tzu's body is swollen, he escaped so far, and you still let the invisible monster stare at me, staring at me, and if you don't eat what I don't bite, you scare me with a fart sound, what are you thinking!"
"God, you're not a star, you must have been a goddamn lack of calcium since you were a child, you grew up lacking love, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, the left face is not pumped, the right face is not kicked, the donkey sees the donkey kicking, the pig sees the pig stepping on it!"
"I bought a watch last year, oh my God, can you not scare me!"
Seven eaten, asked Cangtian after saying that he had been scolding his mother for a long time, and asked Cangtian what was comfortable in his heart. It seems that he has been holding his breath since he crossed over, and this time he seized the opportunity to vent, this is a wild scolding, this kind of verbal attack is like the American B2 bomber, and the effect is quite considerable.
No, it's as if this guy had just finished bombing in a B2 bomber, and he heard another "poof" fart sound. This made this guy ask Cangtian completely from a B2 bomber to a 2B stupid chicken!
Stunned, he asked the sky, and when he heard the sound of the fart, he almost passed out a little bit.
"The great god of heavenly killing, the great god who crossed over for me and let go, I am your eighty-eighth generation ancestor!"
"Don't let me touch you in the future, otherwise, I'll let you know that you were born with a cucumber and owe a shot! You are a walnut and owe a hammer! You are a broken motorcycle for the rest of your life, and you owe kicking! You find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, and you owe a screw! Your uncle!"
Ask Cang Tian while muttering these in his mouth, dragging his tired body, changing places, this guy guessed that there was an invisible demonic beast following him, he didn't believe it, he walked like this, and the demonic beast kept following him!
Ask Cangtian to change a few places on the Monk's Crown Hat Mountain in one breath, but the sound that seems to be a fart has been following him, as if where he goes, the sound of farting will go, which scares this thing really helplessly, and even, ask Cangtian This guy wants to shout: "Transform, Super Saiyan Sero! Come out to fight the invisible monster!".
The endless panic prompted the cangtian to keep fleeing, and there were only two words in the mind of the cangtian: run!
Asked Cangtian to run, this guy suddenly found that his body bones were wrong, and his whole body was strangely itchy.
"God, don't abuse me like this because I call Cangtian, you are God, I am Cangtian, we don't interfere with the river water, you take your Yangguan Road, I cross my single-plank bridge, don't let this little physique have any congenital skin genetic diseases! ”
The feeling of itching all over the body came to the brain, and there was only one bad thought in the mind of this thing: "Vitiligo, psoriasis, ichthyosis, urticaria, eczema, dermatitis, acne, itchy skin, athlete's foot, acne, scabies, and other intractable skin diseases." ”
"Don't be so unlucky, okay? Dear God, I asked how Cangtian also belongs to the Tianzi generation, and you are the same generation, are you willing to see me have skin diseases? Dear, are you willing?"
"Okay, dear, you are protecting me in secret, I'll check my body, if it's really a congenital skin genetic disease after the examination, your uncle, you give me death, I don't scold you for three days and three nights, you are my uncle!"
Thinking of this, he asked Cangtian not to care about the invisible demonic beast's fart to scare himself, so he first found a clean place, sat down cross-legged, and then took off the tattered green shirt on his body that couldn't cover his body.
As soon as this green shirt was taken off, the snow-white and snow-white skin was immediately exposed! Although the snow-white skin of this guy was swollen in many places, and there were bruises in many places, the whole person was snow-white, and the emaciated body was simply a seductive figure.
If you don't look at this guy's black face, and the erect hair, like the extremely open male youth on the earth, if you meet the sky at this moment, you will definitely not say a word, one action: Push down!
Asked Cang Tian The more he looked at this small body, the more angry he became, "Grandma has legs, you said that your strength is low, even if you say your strength is low, you are still so white and tender, do you say that you are a duck?"
"Nani?duck" Thinking of this, asked Cangtian was suddenly shocked by this idea, thinking about this guy's delicate figure, it seems that he really can't do other jobs except ducks.
Asked Cangtian raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat on his head, "Come on, let's not care about ducks or not, this body is itchy, what's going on, check what is going on in this body first, let's talk about anything else." ”
Ask Cangtian if this guy doesn't check and don't know, I'm shocked when I check it!
It turned out that the movement that had always been like a "fart" sound was not made by Warcraft, but by himself!
"Yaya's, it turned out to be my own voice, a false alarm, Lao Tzu, I have a little heart! I'm not afraid of ghosts and scary people, I'm afraid of people and people, and I'm even more afraid of scaring myself."
asked Cang Tian to check his new body, only to suddenly find that hey, the cultivation of his body has risen inexplicably.
Perhaps just when he wanted to cry without tears, he cultivated by dropping, from the third order of cultivators to the fourth order of cultivators.
The reason why this guy is itching all over his body is because he has just broken through the third order of cultivators, and this cultivator has advanced to the fourth order of cultivators, and several acupuncture points and pores on his body are wide open, and from time to time there are some black substances that are discharged from his skin.
These black substances were like useless impurities in his body, and as he broke through and steadily stepped into the fourth order of cultivators, this useless impurities were also squeezed out of the source qi in his body.
And the "poof" and "poof" are like the sound of a fart, which is the sound that comes from his acupuncture points when they are wide open.
"We ordinary people, it's really today, I'm really happy, we ordinary people, we're going to be happy today, we're ordinary people, we're really happy today, I'm really happy" Xiu Wei stepped into the fourth level of cultivators, asked the sky if he was happy in his heart, and hummed happily.
The guy hadn't sung a few words, only to hear the sound of "grunt" coming from his belly.
"Uncle him! Why do you have so many things! I can take this little body! I eat less, and I am hungry fast!"
As soon as this breakthrough, the stomach of the sky gurgled and gurgled, and it seemed that this thing needed to be eaten.
"Alas, it's been a day since I've eaten properly, could it be that Lao Tzu has just crossed over, and he has to keep eating bloody monster meat and chewing this bitter and bitter grass root? Damn, I won't starve Lao Tzu to death!"
Ask Cangtian to look around, grandma is legged, and there are all kinds of demonic beasts roaring everywhere, I can't say, when will this demonic beast appear next to him!
"This big brother of the original body, you said that you can't hang a good place, this barren mountain and wilderness, I didn't cross over and use your body, your body can't be fed to the monsters!"
"No, I have to go down the mountain quickly, otherwise, either the monster will give me food, or I won't have anything to eat, and I won't starve to death if I can't do it!"
Asked Cangtian muttered in his mouth, his body moved, and he walked quickly down the mountain, this guy is now like a frightened donkey, cowardly.
After all, there is only one small life, and if this is hanged, it will be completely hung up! On this mountain of demonic beasts everywhere, walking cautiously is the royal road of immortality!
Ask Cang Tianqiang to endure this exhaustion, hunger, and headache, but he is as tenacious as the immortal Xiaoqiang, and he has traveled several kilometers.
But after walking such a long distance, the body of this thing was really overwhelmed, and the heavy brain began to get confused again, as if all the scenery in the field of vision began to become blurred and blurred.
The green grass in front of him was only a piece of green in his eyes, as if the big blue bed with futon had been laid, which made him want to lie down and sleep comfortably.
The tenacious and tenacious asked the sky that once he fell asleep, he might really never wake up, or maybe he would wake up and become the food in the womb of the monster.
"Nima, you ask how Cangtian can die, and your mother told you to go home for dinner!"
"Your daughter-in-law Ling Mo is waiting for you to go home and get married. ”
"Your fathers are waiting for you to come home and have a baby (with Ling Mosheng). ”
Asked Cangtian in a daze, I don't know why such words appeared in his mind, these words seemed to be tightly gripping his heart, making the confused Cangtian suddenly hit a spirit.
That's right, I can't die, I definitely can't die, I have my parents worried, and I miss my wife, how can I hang up so easily!
Thinking of this, he asked Cangtian to roar in his heart, "Nima, Lao Tzu must live strongly, Nima, only by living can there be hope." ”
Then, this roar seemed to give him infinite strength, and asked Cangtian to continue to raise his steps and walk a little down the mountain.
"Nima, only alive can you soak up the mm on this continent, do you know how to ask the sky?"
"Nima, ask the sky if you can't die, all the mm in this continent is yours, all, all!"
The hungry mind was dizzy, and the body was exhausted and asked the sky, it was so obscene to encourage him to go down the monk's crown and hat mountain.
"Nima, mm also has a time when he is not hungry; Nima, whatever beauty is delicious, it is all a lie; Nima"
But after getting off the monk's crown hat mountain, asking Cangtian really couldn't take a step, plus the body was swollen, internal injuries and external cold, asking Cangtian's spirit was relaxed, and this girl's softness fainted on the path under the monk's crown hat mountain.