Chapter 220: Speculators
As soon as he heard that Daoji was also studying the Tao Te Ching, Xuanzang immediately became interested. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info He said: "Dude, I have also studied the Tao Te Ching, let's discuss it together another day." ā
Dao Ji said happily: "It's no problem at all." It is an honor for me to be able to do academic research with my second brother. ā
Wukong said: "Don't worry, I still have something to ask you." ā
Dao Ji said: "Whatever you ask, anyway, I am the reincarnation of the real dragon, and this must not be wrong." ā
Wukong said, "How did you find our scripture learning team?"
Dao Ji said: "Because I have the memories of my past life, it is so easy to find you. ā
Wukong asked curiously, "Why? It turns out that the Buddha didn't erase your memories before you were reincarnated?"
Dao Ji said: "Not bad. As soon as I was born, I knew where I was and why I was reincarnated in the East Land. ā
Wukong said: "Then you can tell your life experience in detail." If what you say is inconsistent, then you are false!"
Wujing said: "If it's fake, it means that you have a ghost in your heart and bad intentions!"
Bajie said: "For the guy with a ghost in his heart, he must be killed on the spot, and he will not be merciful!"
Dao Ji said: "Okay, you just listen to me: I was originally a monk in Lingyin Temple, and then I overheard that there was a Master Xuanzang in Jinshan Temple in Zhenjiang who was sent to the West Heaven by the Tang King to learn scriptures. At the time, I thought this was a strange thing, so I decided to do a detailed investigation. After investigation, it was found that this Tang Xuanzang was not very old, but he was quite proficient in Hinayana Buddhism, as if he had been learning Buddhism since his mother's womb. Moreover, he also killed his master Elder Fa Ming with the technique of dialectic, and persuaded the King of Tang to allow him to go west to learn the scriptures with the technique of vertical and horizontal. Oh my God, this level of intelligence has reached the point of appalling. When I investigated here, I suddenly remembered a person, this person is my second senior brother Jin Chanzi. ā
Wukong said: "So you suspect that this Master Xuanzang is the reincarnation of the golden cicada?"
Dao Ji said: "That's right! I think that the Buddha exiled my second senior brother Jin Chanzi to the eastern land, but now this extremely clever Tang Xuanzang wants to go to the west to learn the scriptures, is this a coincidence? Later, I found out that Tang Wang, Elder Fa Ming, and Tang Xuanzang's father Chen Guangrui had all died and resurrected, and I felt even more strange. So I followed the vine and continued to investigate deeply, and finally determined that Tang Xuanzang was the reincarnation of the second senior brother. ā
Wukong said: "It was arranged by the Buddha that he went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, it seems that it has nothing to do with you, right? Why did you rush over?"
Dao Ji said: "When I was sure that he was the reincarnation of the second senior brother, he had already set off for more than ten years. As soon as I thought that he was a mortal and a monk who had to walk 108,000 miles to the west to learn scriptures, I felt anxious, so I hurried over. Do you know why I dress so sloppily? Because all these years I have been on the road non-stop, I have never slept a good night's sleep, I have not taken a bath, in order to meet the second senior brother as soon as possible and protect him from obtaining the scriptures smoothly. ā
Xuanzang said: "Wow, it turns out that you are so great!"
Dao Ji said modestly: "Senior brother, you are my idol, if I can share your worries and solve problems, I will be very proud." ā
Wukong said: "We understand your kindness. But the Buddha had already arranged everything, so there was no need to bother you. I see, where you have fought, and where you have returned. ā
Dao Ji said: "Brother Monkey, you see that I have worked so hard to come over, there should always be hard work without credit, can you really bear to drive me away?"
Wukong asked curiously, "Do you want to join our scripture-learning team?"
Dao Ji said: "That's right. As long as I can join the scripture learning team, I can return to the Great Leiyin Temple with my merits. ā
Wukong laughed wildly, "Good guy, you finally said what was in your heart." ā
Bajie complained: "This bastard is purely an opportunist. He saw that our team was about to reach the western sky, and then he wanted to come and take a ride, which was so cunning. ā
Dao Ji asked curiously, "Hey, how do you know that I am a chicken thief?"
Bajie said: "Haha, this time you don't recruit yourself, it turns out that you still steal chickens!"
Wujing suddenly realized: "Dao Ji! Steal chickens! Your Dharma name has really been obtained!"
Xuanzang said: "Daoji, let me ask you, why did you steal chickens?"
Dao Ji said: "Uh...... Steal...... Steal it and eat it. ā
Xuanzang said: "Oh, you still eat meat! Amitabha, sins and sins." ā
Bajie said: "Master, now that the Year of the Rooster is coming, let's just kill this chicken thief to celebrate the arrival of the new year." ā
Dao Ji quickly explained: "Stealing chickens was a thing of the past, and now I don't steal anymore." ā
Xuanzang said: "Really don't steal?"
Dao Ji said: "I really don't steal!"
Wukong said: "By the way, I suddenly remembered a question! You call my master the second senior brother, do you still want to be our uncle?"
Dao Ji said: "Brother Monkey, you think too much! I am the latest, so naturally I can only be your little junior brother." ā
Wukong said: "If you want to be my junior brother, then I will test your skills." If you have the ability, you can be a thug, and if you don't have the ability, you can only be a chore. ā
Dao Ji said: "I'm very capable, you can take the test." ā
Wukong said: "Then tell me first, what skills do you have?"
Dao Ji said: "I will pray for rain, chant scriptures to drive away evil spirits, and I can also do stealth techniques." ā
Wukong exclaimed, "No, is it just a little bit of three-legged cat kung fu?"
Dao Ji said: "Is it bad?"
Bajie laughed wildly: "It's almost the end!"
Dao Ji hurriedly added: "By the way, I will also make a move, this move is my unique skill to press the bottom of the box!"
Wukong said: "Yo, there is also a unique skill at the bottom of the box, tell me and listen to it?"
Dao Ji said: "I will slap the dragon." When I saw a dragon who was not honest, I slapped him and promised to beat him until he was honest. ā
Hearing this, Ryoma couldn't help but shrink his head!
Emma, this bastard is too bad, she's just my nemesis! No, I can't let him get into the team!
So Ryoma reminded, "Master, have you forgotten that our team is full. ā
Xuanzang said: "Oh, how did I forget about this! Our team is already full, and we can't add more members." ā
Dao Ji said: "No, there are only four members of this scripture-learning team, which is exactly one place short." That's right, this spot is reserved for me!"
Ryoma became anxious when he heard this, and he cried out loudly, "What about me, do you treat me as air!"
Dao Ji said: "You are just a mount, how can you occupy a place for learning scriptures for nothing?"
Ryoma said: "Wow, it turns out that you are here to grab my place! Master, I have worked hard for you for more than ten years, even if you have no merit, you have to work hard, right? ā
Xuanzang said: "That's right, Xiaolong has been working for more than ten years, and he works hard and complains, so he can't say that he will be fired." Besides, without Xiaolong, do you want me to walk to the West Heaven?"
Dao Ji said: "Second Senior Brother, you think too much. This should be Ryoma's merit, and naturally it is his merit, and no one can snatch it away. But he shouldn't have a spot. ā
Ryoma was unconvinced: "I'm a dignified dragon god, why shouldn't I occupy a quota? Obviously, I'm almost at the end station, and you don't know where to come out of it and say that there is a quota for learning scriptures, who believes it!"
Dao Ji raised his right hand and threatened: "I have a dragon slap, you just say that you are afraid?"
Wukong said angrily: "You are a newcomer who dares to bully my little dragon, believe it or not, I abolished you!"
Xuanzang also said: "Don't bully Xiaolong, otherwise don't call me second senior brother." ā
Dao Ji said: "Oh, I just scared him." I promise that I will never bully him in the future. ā
Xuanzang said: "Wukong, what do you say?"
Wukong said: "This guy is flamboyant, and he is extremely cunning and extremely obscene. ā
Xuanzang said: "That means you don't agree with him joining our team?"
Wukong said: "On the contrary, I like him like this, because this is in line with the characteristics of our team." ā
Xuanzang said: "What about Bajie, what is your opinion?"
Bajie said: "This guy's ability is so low, it's really so low that there is no lower limit." ā
Xuanzang said: "That means you don't agree with him joining our team?"
Bajie said: "On the contrary, I like him like this, because he has low ability and can only carry the burden, I have been waiting for this day for a long time, hahahaha." ā
Xuanzang continued to ask, "Wujing, what do you think?"
Wujing said: "Hey, what can I say." If Master says yes, then it will do, and if Master says no, then it won't work. ā
Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, it's your turn to express your opinion." ā
Ryoma said, "I'...... I listen to Master. ā
Xuanzang said: "Well, since everyone has expressed their opinions, then I will officially announce now: I agree with Daoji to join our scripture-learning team." In view of his low ability, he was arranged to take the position of porter. Bajie, now you don't have to bear the burden, in the future, you will be the second professional thug of our scripture-learning team. ā
With Xuanzang's words, Dao Ji officially joined the scripture learning team and became the youngest junior disciple.
Wukong said: "Second junior brother, you have officially been upgraded to a professional thug from today, congratulations, congratulations." ā
Bajie said happily: "I've been picking the burden for more than ten years, and now I finally don't have to pick it, God, you finally opened your eyes, hahahaha." ā
Xuanzang asked Ji again: "Daoji, are you still satisfied with my arrangement?"
Dao Ji said with a bitter face: "Look at me, a thin arm and thin leg, you actually asked me to carry the burden." ā
Xuanzang said: "Your ability is so low, what else can you do if you don't take on the burden? ā
Daoji naturally didn't dare to take Xuanzang's words seriously, so he had to honestly take the profession of a porter. If he can successfully mix in the enterprising team, then the purpose of his trip has been achieved, Wakakaka.