Chapter 397: Mess Her Face

"I can't see it, the mouth of the demon anchor is quite good at fooling. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"It's okay, although I'm not a master of finding flowers, but it should be no problem to soak a girl, I don't know if he is a single dog in real life?"

"I don't think it should be, a great god like a demon anchor, who stands at the top of the food chain in the world, how can there be no sisters?"

"Superpowers, demon anchors will have superpowers! Just by virtue of this, demon anchors must not be robbed by girls?"

"Yes, if I have a handsome guy with superpowers next to me, I must do everything I can to sleep with him!"

"Upstairs to the truth, even if the demon anchor has superpowers, it has to be a 'handsome' guy, and he can't play without a certain appearance. ”

"It's not right to say this upstairs, the important thing for a man is to have ability, as long as it's not ugly and, appearance really doesn't matter. ”

"How do you know if the demon streamer isn't ugly and?"

“······”

Fortunately, Lu Fan couldn't see the barrage, if he didn't take off his shoes and throw them over, would he brush the barrage, what does it mean to be ugly into a piece of?

Even if I'm not handsome, I'm not that exaggerated!

"I attach more importance to appearance, and I am the backbone of the Appearance Association. The female ghost spoke again, and her opinion was the same as that of those complaining friends, "Generally speaking, if you are ugly like you, I will not give you a chance." ”

"Fake!" Lu Fan raised two middle fingers at the female ghost in his heart, "Eldest sister, it's like I have a crush on you, if it weren't for this damn live broadcast mission, I would lose if I looked at you!"

"Hehe, people say that the beauty of the soul is the real beauty, girl, you are not only beautiful in the soul, but also so beautiful in appearance, beauty on beauty, you are the most beautiful beauty in the world. Lu Fan's cheek cultivation was not enough, and he felt his cheek hot after saying this, "I'll go when I will be so calm tonic Bilian." ”

"However, I also believe in fate. The female ghost turned around, and gave Lu Fan's little dick a hope, "In the vast sea of people, since you can come here and come to me, it means that we still have fate, if I reject you like this, then I'm sorry for our fate?"

"Huh. ”

Lu Fan grinned.

He can see it, it doesn't matter what he says, it doesn't matter what the female ghost has a first impression of him, the important thing is that the female ghost will give him a test.

In that case, what kind of politeness is there to pay attention to?

"Beauty, it's too dark, I can't see you clearly. Lu Fan directly took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight and lit it up, "Don't you mind if I turn on the light to see?"

Lu Fan regretted turning on the light, there was a female ghost sitting in front of him with only half of her body, her heart, lungs, and intestines were leaking out, and she could see it clearly.

I don't know how this way of death died, the whole torso was split in two, but the head was intact, and it was supported on half of the neck.

It's no wonder that the two red rays in the dark, one high and one low, are because of their uneven heads.

"I don't like light!"

The female ghost stood up, and her only remaining arm went to grab Lu Fan's mobile phone.

As soon as I grabbed it, half of the body's organs began to fly out.

Lu Fan almost threw up, and hurriedly turned off the flashlight.

At that moment, he had clearly seen the display in the room, and there was nothing but two stools.

One of these two stools was naturally sitting under half of the female ghost's buttocks, and the other was placed on the side of the door, which was prepared for him, but he didn't sit down.

"Hmph, let's get started!

A bright light appeared in front of Lu Fan's eyes, and he was in a classroom.

He sat in the last row.

"Class scene?"

Lu Fan turned his head to look, the white walls, red curtains, and dirty blackboards were still written with some equations written on them.

This is supposed to be a high school classroom.

There were more than thirty students sitting in the classroom, all sixteen or seventeen years old, mixed male and female, exactly the same as the high school classroom in Lu Fan's memory, if there was no female ghost in the first row who half of her body messed in.

On the podium, there is a very, very beautiful teacher, wearing a black miniskirt and straight thighs with stockings, explaining what temptation is.

"Someone else's teacher. Lu Fan's gaze stayed on this superb teacher for a while, "Now I have finally been put on it once." ”

"Tengwang Pavilion is named after Tengwang Li Yuanying. Li Yuanying is the youngest son of Tang Gaozu Li Yuan, and the younger brother of Tang Taizong Li Shimin. But he is proficient in singing and dancing, good at painting butterflies, and has a great artistic talent······"

The female teacher's voice is also very good, like the sound of the empty valley and the orchid.

"You, read the first paragraph. ”

The female teacher pointed to a male student.

"Yuzhang Ancient County, Hongdu New Mansion, the stars are divided into wings, and the ground is connected to Henglu. The three rivers and the five lakes are controlled, and the Ouyue is controlled. The treasure of the sky, the ruins of the dragon light shooting the bull fight, the outstanding people, the couch of Chen Fan under Xu Ru······"

The boy read it.

There are a lot of rare words in the "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng", and this classmate read it stumblingly, like a stammer, and finally finished reading the first paragraph, and the classroom immediately burst into laughter.

"Teacher, I, I ······"

The male student's face flushed, and he stammered even more as he imagined the teacher's explanation.

"Use more snacks. The teacher tapped him on the shoulder, sat him down, and pointed to a female student, "You, come and read the next paragraph." ”

"The time is September, and the order belongs to the third autumn. The water is exhausted and the cold pool is clear, and the smoke is condensed and the twilight is purple. Riding on the road, visiting the scenery in Chong'a, the Changzhou of the emperor, the old museum of heaven and man······"

The female student reads very fluently, and there is no pause when she reads those rare words, which should be a scholar.

"Good read. ”

The female teacher nodded.

Wow!

The classroom erupted in applause.

"You, read the next paragraph. ”

The female teacher's finger pointed at Lu Fan.

"You **, you dare to seduce my man!" Before Lu Fan could stand up, the female ghost stood up first, and glared at the female teacher, "You ** is not a little bold!"

Burst!

Lu Fan is about to squirt blood, this is to seduce him?

This is the same as that.

"I didn't seduce him, I just let him read the text!"

The female teacher argued.

"Nonsense!" the female ghost stretched out her one arm and slapped the female teacher, "If you don't seduce him, why are you wearing such a sassy out?"

"I hate it when someone seduces you, especially in front of me. The female ghost looked at Lu Fan, "Scratch her face for me!"

"She's not seducing, she's working, she's taking classes. ”

"Shut up! you've been hooked by her, aren't you?" the female ghost pointed at the female teacher viciously, "You have to mess this face for me!"