Chapter 1132: My Name
Lu Yu turned his head to look at her, then shrugged his shoulders and said, "Yes, what do you think? Although I recognize you according to the 'rhyme', but to check the rhyme, it is actually very painstaking, I can't use it on everyone around me, those strange passers-by, can I bother to watch? Why do I notice you? and observe you, and thus understand your identity?" It's not because you're dressed too flamboyantly, and you came to assassinate you because you have to put on beautiful clothes, and you also dress yourself up beautifully, not only revealing your true face, but even putting on makeup...... Who are you going to show me? If I didn't know that you were here to kill me, I thought you were here to seduce me, and tell me, why did you do this? If you just change your clothes and change your face, and then approach me like an ordinary village woman, you might still have a chance! And you? Don't you feel too conspicuous when you make yourself walk among a group of weeds like a big peony? Those businessmen's eyes are going to fall on you, and you don't realize it at all?"
The old man and the woman glanced at each other, and then said: "The more capable a person is, the greater the things he can do...... He can really do a lot of things. ”
Lu Yu laughed and said: "Don't worry, I'm a person, I really don't like this kind of thing, and the most important thing, have you thought about it, do you think that only you have a secret? Others just don't have secrets? If my secret is known by others, do you know what will happen? In front of me, I always feel that you are like a pediatrician, not worth it." ”
The old man and the woman looked at each other again, and then the old man sneered, "This...... Be a man, you can't be too confident, we have offended the people of the big black flag!"
Lu Yu couldn't help but roll his eyes and said with a smile: "This kind of thing, should also be compared? Is there a value to compare? You guys are really ...... I don't understand that you guys like to compare so much?
The old man's face flushed, but he refused to admit it, and said: "That's just because you haven't seen the big black flag, nor have you seen his methods, and his power, so you will say this, if you have seen him, then you will know that offending him will be more serious than offending others, or even offending a strong country!"
"Offended a strong country?" Lu Yu pouted: "That was something I played with under the age of ten, and it has long been upgraded now." ”
With the old man's words, Lu Yu was also a little unhappy.
Though...... In Xiao Ruan's opinion, their competition is really ...... It's boring, as if it's more tragic than anyone else.
Could it be that men are creatures who like to compare like to compare? No one is exempt from vulgarity, even if it is their own young master?
So her eyes couldn't help but be weird.
Lu Yu saw it, then blushed, rolled his eyes and said, "What's the matter, do you think the comparison is not good? really...... In fact, men's competitions are just for face, and face is for a better life. There's a clear difference between you women and you. ”
"Oh, what's the difference?"
Not only Xiao Ruan, but even the woman opposite was asking, obviously Lu Yu's 'woman' offended both women.
Lu Yu smiled and said, "Women wear beautiful clothes and spend so much effort on makeup, in fact, ...... It's not all for men, if it's just for men, isn't it just for bees and butterflies, and it's a natural profligate...... It's for women. Ay...... A man's face is for life, while a woman's life is ...... It's for the sake of face. ”
Xiao Ruan pursed his lips and said, "Young Master...... I didn't. ”
Lu Yu hurriedly scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "It's not about you, how can I be willing to talk about you?" I'm talking about others, hehe......
"Oh, then...... Are you talking about me?"
The woman's face turned blue.
Lu Yu turned his head to look at her, then shrugged his shoulders and said, "Yes, what do you think? Although I recognize you according to the 'rhyme', but to check the rhyme, it is actually very painstaking, I can't use it on everyone around me, those strange passers-by, can I bother to watch? Why do I notice you? and observe you, and thus understand your identity?" It's not because you're dressed too flamboyantly, and you came to assassinate you because you have to put on beautiful clothes, and you also dress yourself up beautifully, not only revealing your true face, but even putting on makeup...... Who are you going to show me? If I didn't know that you were here to kill me, I thought you were here to seduce me, and tell me, why did you do this? If you just change your clothes and change your face, and then approach me like an ordinary village woman, you might still have a chance! And you? Don't you feel too conspicuous when you make yourself walk among a group of weeds like a big peony? Those businessmen's eyes are going to fall on you, and you don't realize it at all?"
The woman's face was blue and white for a while, and then she ...... He lowered his head.
She didn't know what she was thinking at the time, she just wanted to kill people with a different identity, where did she think so much? She wasn't a full-time killer.
However, when the other party said this, she found her own problem.
It's just because I'm dressed like that, I don't think it's a problem at all...... That's the biggest problem!
Really...... Is it like he said? Actually, I just want to be pretty......
Also, when I first came here, in the dead of night......
Lu Yu sighed and said: "Actually, just by looking at the time you walk through a tree, you can change your makeup, which proves that you have done this kind of thing more than once, even very often, I think, maybe at night, when there is no one around, and everyone is asleep, you will secretly change into the dress you like, and then do something you once liked, such as ...... Burn a little incense, or have a cup of tea, oh yes, drink tea, you should be the kind of person who gets dressed and drinks a cup of tea. ”
The woman raised her head suddenly, looked at Lu Yu incredulously, and asked in surprise, "You...... How do you know?"
Lu Yu spread his hands and said: "Because you are too used to changing your makeup, because you are in such a fishing village, no matter for what reason, whether it is Xue Jingzhen's uncle or someone, you can get tea for you, or get tea yourself, this matter is very strange, you can't eat enough, and there will be people who think about some tea? After all, you will never have a guest here all year round, so there is no need to say anything about what is prepared for guests." ”
The corners of the woman's eyes twitched, and finally she sighed and said helplessly: "It turns out ...... What I thought was the perfect drill was so flawed in front of you. ”
"What is fake is fake," Lu Yu said in a deep voice: "The more you do it, the more you can only prove that you have become the person you pretend, so ...... Your previous attack has lost all your sharpness, and you are more like a village woman, only occasionally, you fantasize that you are a noble woman. ”
"I ......"
The woman clenched her fists tightly.
She was angry, extremely angry.
Because...... She knew that what Lu Yu said was right.
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"Hmph," Lu Yu snorted coldly, and then said to the old man, "It's not that I want to compare with you, it's just ...... You still don't feel at ease with me, you think I'm dangerous, even if you worry about me as a person, you don't worry about my mouth, if your identity is known, or I'm drunk, or I talk in my dreams, if someone hears me, then you're finished. No one wants their life to be built on the unreliable mouths of others. So...... I just want to reassure you, and it's easy. ”
Lu Yu looked at the two of them quietly, and when they raised their heads to look at themselves, they said slowly: "I'm called Lu Yu, and I have a fake name, called Danzhu." ”
The eyes of the two men widened instantly.
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