Chapter 2 Beginner Tasks

Xu Bin refused a little stiffly, and the muddy servant collapsed in place with some embarrassment, like a mud puddle.

This is a little strange, the mud servant's facial features are not clear, and he can't make an expression that people can understand, but Xu Bin clearly feels his kind of emotion.

"Three days blind?" Xu Bin sneered at the system: "Then come on, anyway, three days will pass quickly, today is only Tuesday, three days later is only Friday, Yang Qingwei came over on Saturday, there is no delay at all, his master is not sure of the time, Yang Qingwei wants to take private photos, in case they happen to collide together, isn't this disrespecting the privacy of the guests, how to explain this to our first guest Yang Qingwei?"

Xu Bin slandered, "I haven't seen Yang Qingwei yet, do you want to be cheap X guests, Yang Qingwei has always protected herself very well, after all, this is a private photo, or sexy or healthy or sunny or cold or mysterious, but it is impossible to be obscene, so even if there is some fruit dew, then Yang Qingwei will definitely be fully prepared when facing the camera, how to prepare if there is one more person next to her, just change the angle from which you don't face the camera, you may also see the parts that you shouldn't see......"

The "......" system was silent for a moment, it seemed that Xu Bin's words hit the sore spot of the system, indeed, if it weren't for the system, Xu Bin would not have taken over Yang Qingwei's business at all, so she was the first guest of Xu Bin and the system.

"The host will be punished more severely if he ignores the majesty of the system, the system will summon an Earth guest or X guest every three days, and the host will not be able to receive it due to blindness, so that the date of blindness will be superimposed, is the host sure that he will try the risk of being blind for a lifetime?"

"You're numb next door! You can actually summon guests, so why don't you usually summon a few more? When you couldn't pay the water and electricity bills last month, why didn't you summon a few of them?" Xu Bin gritted his teeth and cursed, this scoundrel system not only didn't help, but also sat and watched him run around, and released this threat.

"First of all, if the two words numb are used as verbs, there is only one possibility, that is, to anesthetize someone, of course, if you stand in the dialect of some provinces of your Dahua country, you can also deceive so-and-so or drink high, besides, the next door is the host of your residence, so whether it is to anesthetize your residence or to lie to your residence or your residence is drunk, these are nonsense, to sum up, the host you numb next door is equivalent to nonsense, moreover, summoning guests for no reason The system consumes too much, and the delivery of the host's water and electricity bills and whether the life is self-care are not within the scope of the system's responsibility。 ”

"Numb next door!"

"Even if the host is numb again, the next door can't deny that your consideration is illogical, and the creatures of the earth are as insignificant as grass and trees in the eyes of our X guests, and even if they collide together, they can't be related to privacy. ”

"Does the host feel that seeing the pollen spread by the wind or bees is an invasion of the flower's privacy? Moreover, the Earth Guest cannot see and perceive the X Guest, and for the Earth Guest, the X Guest does not exist, as transparent as the air. ”

"And although Guest X can see the Earth Guest, he only treats the Earth Guest as a trivial matter, and will not offend or attack the Earth Guest in any way. ”

“...... System, you are simply obscene, isn't your real name really an invincible obscene system?!" Facing the sophistry of the system, Xu Bin had countless MMPs floating in his heart like a barrage.

Xu Bin opened the drawer, looked at some strange and colorful unknown objects that were shallow at the bottom of the drawer, and complained to the system: "System, you say what is the point of you soliciting these guests whose currencies are not uniform? They pay me these "money" can neither be used nor eaten, don't you know that in order to maintain the basic operation of the photo studio, I have to take on countless private jobs? Could it be that starving your host to death is the meaning of your existence?"

"Every embarrassing present, there is a time when you didn't work hard enough, for details, please refer to the newbie mission released three years ago, as for the meaning of the existence of this system, as long as you continue to complete the task, the host will find out one day. ”

"Box!" Xu Bin laughed dryly twice, lighting up the system's task panel.

Newbie Task 1: Receive the first guest, Task Reward: Turn on the "Invincible Shooting System", Task Progress: Completed.

Novice Task 2: Take satisfactory photos for 100 guests, Task Reward: Open the X-Guest Visit, Task Progress: Completed.

Novice Task 3: Take satisfactory photos for 1,000 guests, task reward: open the skill [Fake to True], task progress: 998/ 1000.

Xu Bin scratched his head, it's not that he didn't work hard enough, but now basically everyone has a camera phone and a beautiful face, how many people will walk into the photo studio to take a photo?

In addition, the location of the classic photo studio is remote, the place is small, the equipment is poor, and it is impossible to carry out too high-end business, and three or four people a day can come to take ID photos, even if it burns high incense.

As for satisfaction, Xu Bin thought for a long time or could only box boxes, if one of the ten people can be satisfied with his ID photo, it must be that this person himself has good facial features and has dressed up in formal clothes before coming, or put on makeup that suits him.

Otherwise, who would have imagined that he was already crooked and cracked, and that he was still wearing clothes that were wrinkled like dried salted vegetables, and that he was still satisfied with no makeup, even if the person in the photo was himself.

Xu Bin shook his head and no longer paid attention to the task list, although there were still two satisfactory guest tasks to be completed, but who knows what the [Fake to True] skill that did not have any indication was, and it was a pit dug for himself.

What X guests came to the channel, the X guests who came to the door at the beginning all frightened Xu Bin, and all kinds of strange-shaped guests were equivalent to rudely refreshing his three views.

The mud servant didn't know that Xu Bin was fighting with the system, and saw Xu Bin open the drawer to reveal the shiny things inside, as if he had an understanding, and seriously thought about the reservation money that the master gave to Curator Xu, he could not have taken it out, he inquired before he came, most of the appointments in the world are not charged, but they are more accustomed to one-time checkout after the transaction is completed, these reservation money could have been used to buy some potions to solidify the skin, after all, Hongxiang prefers a more powerful image, and recently, he has often discharged Ah Er, who is also a servant with him but is more rigid。

"Grunt...... The muddy servant emits meaningless syllables as he thinks, like the "um" that people are accustomed to saying in a straight or a thousand turns when thinking.

After a while, the muddy servant made a decision, squeezed out three yellow crystals from the mud-like body, and said in pain, "Gollum...... Director Xu, this is the reservation money that my lord gave you, Gollum...... Please also be sure to accept it, this photo is of great significance to the master, grunt......"

Xu Bin glared angrily: "Three? Reservation fee? Who told you that my reservation fee here is three? Thirty pieces must be used to make an appointment for a photo time, otherwise it will not be accepted." ”

The mud servant trembled obviously, and the half-formed clay body seemed to be a little more paralyzed, and stammered: "Three, thirty, you can buy a top-grade mud pill in our mud bodhisattva city, Xu, Curator Xu, grunt...... You, see if you can be accommodating, I am also helping the master's family, as long as the appointment is made, my master will definitely pay you enough after taking the photo......"

Xu Bin waited for the system's reaction with a cold face for a while, seeing that the bargaining system was silent but not silent, Xu Bin sneered and waved his hand: "You can't be accommodating, and you can't make an appointment if you have one less." ”

Xu Bin was so resolute that the mud servant was stunned for a moment, and there was no countermeasure for a while, saying that he would go back to tell the master, and muttered and complained: "A human being, but he can only take pictures, can it be that he can still take pictures?" What is arrogant...... Grunt...... The old man is really blind, so he has to come here to take pictures......"

Earth's gravity seemed to have no effect on the puddle of mud, and the mud servants were swimming backwards from floor to wall, ready to squeeze into the chimney hole in the left wall.

Xu Bin was amused by the complaints of the muddy servants, Nima, whether it is a human or a ghost, he can step on Lao Tzu's head, and when Lao Tzu is too good to bully, Xu Bin picked up the paper cutter from the table and threw it out like a dart.

"Bang!" There was a crisp sound, and the paper cutter was inserted into the chimney hole, which was nailed to the small leg of the mud servant, and the dark yellow liquid squirted out with a pop, and the mud servant was so frightened that he quickly accelerated and squeezed into the hole, and pulled it violently, and was brought down by the sharp paper cutter a piece of earth-colored meat.

"Ouch, ouch......" The mud servant turned around and gave Xu Bin a resentful look.

"Look at what you see! No more verbosity, no matter how much disrespect you have to me or my profession, I will never accept it. ”

The trembling figure of the mud servant completely disappeared into the chimney hole, and the bell next to it jingled again: "Ding...... Thank you for stopping by and welcome back next time. ”

Xu Bin pondered for a while, and finally couldn't help but sneer and said, "What, now you don't punish me for being blind for three days?"

Xu Bin, who originally thought that he would get a response from the system, heard a voice of the system that was not so cold than before: "It is a good thing to increase the income of the photo gallery, and it maintains the dignity of the system and you, why should I punish you?"

"......" Xu Bin was speechless for a while: "Then, then his master may give up this appointment, isn't it equivalent to being rejected by me?"

"The hostel must have confidence in his own photographic skills, and also have confidence in the first invincible shooting system in the sky and on the earth, that mud master has a reason to come to us, I believe that it will not be long before the mud servant from before will return with enough reservation money. ”

Xu Bin rolled his eyes: "Why do you have to come to us, why don't I know? After having you, my photography skills are still the same as before, and I haven't grown at all, in other words, how did you bring these X guests here? Are you advertising there? I'm afraid it's not that the advertising words are all flowers, otherwise these X guests can't be fooled like you like this......

"It's our ......"

“MMP......”