Chapter 20: Revenge
"Tomorrow, you take someone with you, make up for all the lost things, and buy some others, okay?" Lin Mingxuan continued to coax, "Don't cry, your eyes won't look good if you cry!"
Gradually, the fourth lady stopped crying.
"Okay, let me see if this beautiful little face has turned into a little cat?" Lin Mingxuan pulled the fourth lady's shoulder.
"Nasty!" said the fourth lady.
"Ouch, my lord's heart, why are you crying like this?
"I hate it to death! I will talk sweetly, and if people are wronged, you will only be with the mud!" The fourth lady was half angry and half coquettish.
"Don't worry! Ye will definitely give you anger tomorrow! Baby, come, Ye feels sorry for you, kiss a ......" Lin Mingxuan's voice became strange......
"Damn, I'm so pure...... Old thing, I can't see that I will be so complaining!" Wang Yifan can stand it under the bed.
It's fucking torture! It's not easy to plug your ears, and the sound of the wooden bed creaking still gets into your ears.
"Damn!" Wang Yifan cursed, "It's so old, it's really a young man to start a commotion!"
Wang Yifan held his breath and condensed, and simply carried out the cultivation of the wrath of the gods. When Wang Yifan woke up from his cultivation, there was silence all around, only the sound of deep and shallow breathing.
"Damn, Zhang Luo is over, why don't you tire you to death!" Wang Yifan cursed, and he had to climb out carefully.
"Hmm-" Lin Mingxuan rolled over and let out a long exhalation.
Wang Yifan was startled and hurriedly stayed honestly for a while.
"Bastard, you're asleep and you're still scaring Lao Tzu!" Wang Yifan was furious, "If you don't give you a little bit of power, you won't be honest!"
Lin Mingxuan's turn scared Wang Yifan out of a ghost idea.
"Lao Tzu has a rut, why don't you use it?" Wang Yifan couldn't wait to give himself a big slap.
The leper and the bald head gave themselves a cigarette bottle!
Wang Yifan took out two small pills from the storage ring and stuffed them into his nostrils, took out a small pot, took off the lid, and the small pot emitted a faint white smoke outward, but in half an hour, the whole room was filled with this faint green smoke.
"Damn, I can't get you if I don't believe it!" Wang Yifan said viciously.
This kind of smoke was solemnly given to Wang Yifan by Leba, and he said that if he went down to the ordinary pawns and the monks of the Yongquan Realm, as long as he smelled it, he would take it immediately.
Of course, Wang Yifan wouldn't believe in the leprosy who ran the train with his mouth, so he had to be safe, so he didn't stop until the cigarette bottle stopped smoking.
Wang Yifan probed his head out from under the bed, and looked at the bed with half a cat. Lin Mingxuan was naked, hugging the little lady, sleeping like a dead pig. The little ruffian had the courage to touch Lin Mingxuan, but Lin Mingxuan did not react.
"The leper is not bad, it really works!" Wang Yifan straightened his waist, his courage was strong, and he kicked Lin Mingxuan vividly, "Bastard, tossing Lao Tzu for so long, now he is honest?"
Lin Mingxuan was kicked by Wang Yifan, his body tilted to the side, and then he swung back again.
Wang Yifan was frightened, jumped up and ran out.
"Huh?" Wang Yifan just ran to the door, and when he saw that Lin Mingxuan didn't react, he stopped and slowly retreated back.
"You old thing, scare Lao Tzu?" Wang Yifan turned around suddenly, raised his leg and was about to kick it.
"Don't fucking wake up, that's the end of it!" Wang Yifan's thoughts were like lightning, and he stopped the kicking out alive.
"Lao Tzu is so fucking aggrieved!" Wang Yifan felt aggrieved, "If I don't mess with you well, how can I get out of Lao Tzu's breath?"
With a roll of his eyes, the ruffian was in his mind.
"Hehe!" Wang Yifan smiled lewdly, rubbed his hands, and reached out to touch the fourth lady's tender white thighs twice.
The fourth lady was unconscious, which made Wang Yifan more and more emboldened. The shining dagger appeared in his hand, and Wang Yifan straightened the hair of the fourth lady with one hand and held the dagger with the other.
"Hey, Lao Tzu will do a hairdressing service for the two of you, and the things in this house will be considered a service fee. It's not our style to take other people's things for nothing, isn't that a ruffian?" The dagger is sharp, but unfortunately the technique is too rough, Wang Yifan looked at the four ladies with different lengths of stubble, and was very dissatisfied.
"It's cheaper, you old bastard!" Wang Yifan muttered and began to shave his hair for Lin Mingxuan.
"Sure enough, it's one birth and two ripeness!" Wang Yifan looked at Lin Mingxuan's shiny braincase with satisfaction, and sincerely sighed that his skills had improved really fast.
"It seems that there is something missing!" Wang Yifan stood on the ground, tilted his head and looked at it, "Something should be drawn, right?"
In a flash of inspiration, Wang Yifan came up with a new idea.
"Hey, Lao Tzu will draw you a big king!" Wang Yifan found a pen and ink, and drew on Lin Mingxuan's chest and abdomen with great interest.
"The style of painting is free, you can do whatever you want, your imagination is rich, and your imagination is unlimited!" Wang Yifan looked at the big turtle on Lin Mingxuan's body and commented on himself.
"Well, it should be a little colorful!" The ruffian took rouge gouache from the dresser and painted it on Lin Mingxuan's belly.
"The lips should be red, the eyebrows should be ......," the ruffian was in high spirits as he made his art.
"This...... Body painting?" Wang Yifan stared fiercely at the fourth lady's wonderful ketone body, "Forget it, what if Lao Tzu can't hold it and the beast gets up? Don't look at it, don't look at it! Lao Tzu is still a pure child!"
Ahh
Wang Yifan turned around and took the box that Lin Mingxuan regarded as a treasure and put it into the storage ring.
"Lao Tzu is going!" Wang Yifan stretched out his hand and patted Lin Mingxuan's fat face, and wiped his hands full of ink so that Lin Mingxuan's face was full of skulls.
It was already the second half of the night, and after half a night of tossing, the servants were already sleepy and fell asleep, and Wang Yifan left easily.
"Lao Tzu will give you another fire, so as to help Lao Tzu escape smoothly. Wang Yifan ordered a few houses, all the way to the front yard, and lit a few more in the front yard.
Look at the fire gradually rising, in the dark night, Wang Yifan shouted: "Fire, fire!"
While shouting, Wang Yifan rushed to the gate: "It's on fire, it's on fire, put out the fire!" Open the gate and call someone to put out the fire!"
The two guards saw that there were fires in many places in the front and back yards, and it was extremely frightening in the dark night, where could they have time to distinguish between the real and the fake?
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Wang Yifan shouted and rushed out of the gate, "Fight the fire!
In the dark night, the neighboring people surnamed Lin also woke up one after another, and soon, the panicked noise rang out.
Wang Yifan walked out of Lin Mingxuan's mansion, flashed into the dark corner, hugged his arms, and looked lively with schadenfreude.
Lin Mingxuan's mansion was already neighing, and it was a pot of porridge.
"Master, where is the master?" the middle-aged woman in the backyard suddenly shouted. After she shouted like this, everyone suddenly realized: Lin Mingxuan and Master Lin didn't seem to show up!
"Is there a dead man? What about the people in the house? a dead one!" the middle-aged woman was furious.
"Madam, my lord didn't ...... Not...... Didn't wake up...... "Several mothers-in-law stepped forward tremblingly.
"Smash it open!" the middle-aged woman said.
"Master, you're okay......" The middle-aged woman staggered into the fourth lady's bedroom with a large group of people.
"Ahh
A group of servants helped the middle-aged woman to pounce in front of Lin Mingxuan and cried bitterly.
"Madame, sir...... Alive!" was reminded by a servant.
"Ahh
The many manservants who followed in struggled to move away from the seductive body of the fourth lady and got busy. A few more maids stepped forward to cover up for the fourth lady.
"Shame on you, what have you done?" the middle-aged woman sighed.
Wang Yifan looked at it for a while, saw that the fire was extinguished, and turned away proudly.
"What's in this box?" Back at his residence, Wang Yifan repeatedly pinched on the box he got from Lin Mingxuan.
"Damn, there's a ban!" this thing can't see the light of day, and you can't ask anyone.
Wang Yifan couldn't help but rush in: "Damn, can a living person suffocate urine to death?
The little ruffian rushed forward, holding a dagger in his hand and angrily stabbing at the wooden box, and forcefully opened it.